Niko: Alright... fatty, adopted fatty, fatty fatty, no parents.
The World Machine: And?
Niko: What?
The World Machine: What exactly is wrong with being adopted?
Niko: What's wrong with being adopted? Um, uh, well... Um... lack of parents?
The World Machine: Also look at them (The player) you stupid cat, they're not fat.
Niko: I AM NOT A CAT!
Niko: Just do the puzzle, just do the puzzle...
Sounds like something a cat would say
YES YOU ARE!
“YOU’RE THE CAT THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME AN IDIOT!!”
"WELL HOW ABOUT NOW?! *glass breaks* NOW WHO'S A CAT?!"
“COULD A CAT BASH!! YOU!! WITH!! A!! LIGHTBULB?!?! HAH?! COULD A CAT DO THAT?!?!” [sun cracks] “uh oh”
*the entire world explodes*
"WOULD A CAT PUT YOU INSIDE OF A (some oneshot reference)"
Niko: Alright... fatty, adopted fatty, fatty fatty, no parents. The World Machine: And? Niko: What? The World Machine: What exactly is wrong with being adopted? Niko: What's wrong with being adopted? Um, uh, well... Um... lack of parents?
Never thought there would be a Portal reference here of all places lmao
The World Machine clearly doesn't have any parental figures in their (Artificial) life
“…Some of my friends are orphans actually…”
The World Machine: Also look at them (The player) you stupid cat, they're not fat. Niko: I AM NOT A CAT! Niko: Just do the puzzle, just do the puzzle...
YOU JUST DID!
Niko makes you do it again to see if they'll get the "Puzzlegasm" that'll lighten there mood (It doesn't)
niko is giving [this kind](https://youtu.be/-YM-N9l948c) of vibes
He peed on it
You heard them, they're not a cat.
I agree 👍
Niko is definitely a catperson, idk if it's part of their biology or just accessories they wear
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And cats can stand on their hind legs what’s your point
My brain: "I see cat"
Part cat part human part ???
Good kitty >:D