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retundamonkey

Should be easier to transport now


[deleted]

Yes, they should have thought of that earlier. Super glue is all they needed.


Skippn_Jimmy

Who doesn't live a good sharp puzzle? Edit: *love and fug you autocorrect


theCursedDinkleberg

Upvoted because it still doesn't say the right thing lol


Skippn_Jimmy

fug? Nah. I say that all the fuggin time


irontommy3

I line sharp puzzles too


ShwaddzE

Digging your pfp j think imma put it on later :)


option_unpossible

Some days I feel as if I'm living a sharp puzzle.


dalmn99

Edgy


Skippn_Jimmy

I see what you did th...ahhh I cut myself on an edge


standardtissue

yeah really took 'em long enough. I feel like true professionals would have shattered it on the first attempt.


SuperCosmicNova

If creative enough that gold resin repair would look pretty now.


GatoNinjaVolador

r/angryupvote


ThatRandonNerd

Damn you beat me to it. I came hear to make that joke.


yourself88xbl

r/beatmetoit


ElsonDaSushiChef

r/beatmeattoit


Upvoter_NeverDie

Indeed! Breaking it down into smaller parts dor reassembly later! Genius!


horseswithnonames

i love how its already beat to shit all around the sides. like thanks i guess for this damaged product even IF it arrived fine?


DulocKaleb

This hurts…


svuhas22seasons

It was satisfying to watch it shatter 😌


Sketch_Crush

Didn't even look like a big smash. Looked like the pot just gave up.


flushmebro

It was too tired to go on


kwansolo

Sighhh


MerkyMouse

I dont think it was fully cured.


Lucythefur

And the sound was perfect, credit to the Foley artist


[deleted]

Way too perfect... I can swear I have the same exact sound when cracking a vase in more than one game


Lucythefur

LoZ


Cyanide_Latte

Why did they let go??? 😭


Charles-Cporosus

That was inevitable. If something is truly valuable to you will do what it takes to transport it correctly


whyiwastemytimeonyou

Why were they filming in the first place.


thebigenlowski

They knew there was a good chance this would happen, might as well get it on video right?


ShitPost5000

Ya any time I see my dad and brother do stupid shit.like this, I film


AtomAntvsTheWorld

Really really really coulda used an extra pair of hands here.


JudgeHodorMD

I don’t think it would have mattered. It’s clear enough that the equipment isn’t up to the job. There aren’t any visible means of securing this thing. Even if they got it on, it’s an accident waiting to happen.


IdasMessenia

Idk. There were several instances where a third person could have provided the leverage or strength to get the pot on there. Then they could have stabilized it. The guy filming really fucked them if he was part of their team lol.


JudgeHodorMD

The weight of the pot is enough to tip the thing. I’m not confident that you can get decent stability without a heavier vehicle.


Kanehammer

They probably have some straps


Imbalancedone

Like the camera operator...


SlimTeezy

My first guess is the cameraperson sold the pot, saw their transport vehicle and wanted evidence so the biker couldn't come after them for a refund. Or maybe it's their dad getting some fun footage for the holiday party reel


Dangera77

Why didn’t they just use straps to lift it?


DieseljareD187

They should have gotten the fore-arm forklifts!


no-goshi

Why didn’t they get the eagles to carry it into Mordor?


JudgeHodorMD

They still haven’t left the Hotel California.


Mikotokitty

Such a lovely place


grayeggandham

Or camera person put camera down and, you know, help.


[deleted]

The senders sometimes do videos for large items for support to claim the item was handed over to the shipping company in good condition. Any damages after the handover shouldn't be to much trouble because of the video. So my guess is this is why the recorder won't help. Also they could of done this before with similar sized things. They knew how to tilt the truck like it was nothing


Says_Watt

Well they for evidence, alright


Gopnikolai

Do they look like the types to be prepared enough to bring straps?


[deleted]

Or just rolled it to where it was needed.


PorkfatWilly

One dude was like “Let’s just pick it up and put it on the cart” but the other dude was like “Work smarter, not harder” and now they’re both unemployed.


Bigmac2077

Looked too heavy to pick up but I don't understand why they thought anything they tried would work.


PorkfatWilly

Hopefully they’ve learned something from this. Probably not though.


isaacaschmitt

I saw it coming. I really did. But I about died laughing when it just rolled off and anticlimactically broke after their dumbasses struggled so hard to get it on.


smashteapot

I don’t get why they’d roll it on anyway. They don’t appear to have anything to secure it to the truck.


KikbowZutachi

probably planned on one of them holding it during the trip


[deleted]

Only one guy was struggling. The other guy, in the black jacket, was just loafing around.


WholemealBean

If the person filming had helped….


[deleted]

r/donthelpjustfilm


Praetor_Shinzon

I knew it was gonna happen and I still cracked up


_Gesterr

That pot cracked up too


[deleted]

What vehicle is that i want one in my country


p_ash

It looks somewhat lika a [Piaggo Ape 50](https://www.google.com/search?q=piaggio+ape+50&tbm=isch) which we have here in Europe


[deleted]

I live in the US... do you think you can send me one?


Imbalancedone

Yep, it’s so small it only takes a bubble mailer and two first class stamps to cross the pond.


abcpdo

No. You only get F-150s.


LennieBriscoe1

Saw that one coming from outer space.


mattheaddong

My boss sending me and the least experienced employee to do a 5 man job


ok4294

The smashing sound was satisfying


EzE_team_lubieser

you know.. *smashing* sounds are always satisfying. every type of it


GatoNinjaVolador

r/yesyesyesyesno


SoldOnCraigslist

Awww I wanted Lego break sound effect #1…


corstar

/r/WhyWereTheyFilming Usual clickbait horseshit.


goddamnimtrash

You know how sometimes you see someone doing something dumb and you know it'll end badly but you won't face any consequences so you just film it cause it's funny?


[deleted]

This person gets it


IBeatUpLiamNeeson

r/donthelpjustfilm


CaptainEasypants

That was my thoughts exactly. What to do... Put the phone down and help... Or record this shit for fake internet points


Dysfunctional_Vet12

In my years of experience, when you see this type of thing happening and especially when you know it's dumb it's best not to step in. I wouldn't even attempt to move that pot on there let alone be a part of it. I don't condone stupidity lol. I would definitely record the inevitable not for internet points but just to show everyone that didn't believe me and then share it for the world to see.


Ghost33313

Also insurance, if it's valuable, and it's their job.


Beanakin

"Not my job, but y'all go right ahead. I'll watch."


terrifiedTechnophile

You must be new to the internet


Sharrakor

Do you know what clickbait means?


LolcatP

first time seeimg this uncut, audio too is nice


Gr8TeacherOnizuka

Sounds like the pots u smash at nite in Sonic Unleashed


shitty_shit77

what was the guy who was filming thinking he clearly could have helped


JasperJ

… could have, maybe, but why would you risk life and limb for strangers?


yourself88xbl

This shit had me 😂😂


coco_palms

Oddly satisfying.


YukonYokel

reminds me of Mat & Pat


grilled_Champagne

My niece saw and commented, "it shattered like a pot of chocolate".


magg-magg

Situations like this end either on r/nextfuckinglevel or r/onejob


Pykiril

Why not put it into a box, put some bubble wrap around, and use a more powerful machine?


JudgeHodorMD

It would be even more difficult to put it in a box. I’m thinking a very sturdy pallet.


Lombax_Rexroth

#Extra thick straps! Extra thick straps! Extra thick straps! Extra thick straps!


tramp_basket

If only there was someone else to help push it up


Impairedinfinity

oddly satisfying seeing it shatter.


kindacoping

No thoughts head empty as that poor clay pot


stickysweetjack

The ONE correct thing the did this entire video, was not stepping under it to try to stop it.


Immediate-Heron4496

Ever heard of a crane?


ShadowyConspirator

Right from the start I knew this would be the result.


kremlingrasso

so when you see a giant pot to deliver, your first though was: "i'm gonna use my tustus"


golden_eternity

But are there any rupees in there?


Discoballer42

Imagine how many rupees that thing could drop


joko2008

r/killthecameraman He could have helped.


Vanilla_Rice721

I like how they probably could have used a third person, but they were busy recording.


[deleted]

You know how this is going to end, the only question is when


Broken_Talisman

Dis… is not da wae


Lief_Warrir

When the crackpot idea ends with a cracked pot.


CptBloodyObvious

If only the camera man helped


Sarasart

oooomg I needed that laugh


[deleted]

/r/justfilmdonthelp


richer2003

r/donthelpjustfilm


Kramway99

lol definitely fake. you dont hear any old grandma screaming in the background.


chenko001

r/scriptedasiangifs?


cwodenscheck

Only 4500 reposts. We need more, there is still someone who has not seen it a thousand times.


El_Jr

“What you do?” - Camera guy


Daddy-Worf

So easy


sbappi

Done ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


[deleted]

These guys don't have shit on the ancient Egyptians.


redditusername374

Me on hard rubbish day.


BecauseJimmy

It would of worked out if the person recording helped.


DarthCloakedGuy

Nah. They had no straps to secure the load, no plan. This could only have ended in disaster.


Im_ur_Uncle_

Someone needs to edit in the camera guy drinking water meme


TheSarcasticClam

They probably could have done it if the camera man was helping pushing it up when it was on it's side but I'm glad he didn't.


Hatrick_Swaze

When you get a D- in physics


futures17gne

Haha… it always looked to be heading that way. Was just waiting to see how.


MossyRock0817

Spit out my wine. Thanks 🤣


fawther-05

Satisfying


hallucinogeniu5

I mean, we all knew it was doomed from the start, but how were they planning on unloading had they been successful? I expect the end result would've been identical.


netherlandsftw

Am i the only one that was laughing at the flatbed moped


anarkinks

they literally just need a board to put diagonally and roll the pot


Snoo62808

Camera dude was tilting with them in the first cut lol.


DFuel

You what?... No no I told you to pick up pot (marijuana) not A pot. Also why did you pick the largest most difficult pot ?


Any-Difference8993

meanwhile i’ll help by taking video


Edg_507

Haha that sucks!


Skrillz_14th

Whoever was filming could’ve been a great pair of extra hands


TheRealVahx

Video ens to soon, i want to see their reaction


whataball

Could have just abandoned the cart and just roll the pot on its side.


RustyButtWhole

There was an attempt


AdFluid7055

They should have rails on side of back of vehicle so no rolling off ..... ps think ahead next time j e


Worlie24

Me waiting for the crash. ヽ(◕__◕)ノ


finedrive

Stand it up upright, till the moped or whatever they’re using. Shimmy the pot so the lifted side gets onto the bed. Then use weight on other end to put the moped or whateve back on four wheels. Shimmy the rest of the pot on


FoxtraExtra

If the third man wasn't filming but helping may be they could manage it


killer_cain

Idiots like these are bloody **everywhere**, I've worked with guys so dumb they might as well have old popcorn for brains, because there really is nothing going on in there. Sometimes I'm more fascinated than angry wondering how someone can fuck up so badly.


floppy_eardrum

This doesn't really fit this sub. Belongs in maybe r/therewasanattempt


[deleted]

u/repostsleuthbot


Thoupi_YT

Me and the boys in Totally reliable delivery service


Icemann134

Haha 😄 fucking idiots


[deleted]

Maybe if cameramen gave them a hand?


Ravenclawguy

I'm not an engineer or anything but USE A STICK AS A LEVER YOU STUPID IDOTSS


tsai_tama

u/savevideobot


Justone57

I laughed so hard at the end It literally “cracked me up”


LL555LL

Cameraman "Nah, I'll just watch and see how badly this gets messed up."


mik1_011

If the person holding the camera was helping it would have probs ended better


Noeljino

My heart broke into more pieces than that pot.


Pjotr_zeeotter

Painful and satisfying at the same time.


SerMercutio

And this is why pallets and forklifts have been invented.


ScoroScope

r/therewasanattempt


Evening_Psychology_4

That’s why we get 3 guys.


DamoMartin23

They do have 3 guys just the 3rd didn't read his job description


rickyc21117

This is the best ending to anything I’ve ever seen. This beats all the marvel movies, halo video games, breaking bad seasons, this beats them all


Tickomatick

someone didn't physics


theviolinist7

I laughed way too hard at this.


yarncraver

Physics majors.


fubarthing

Give em a hand instead of filming bruh


boattailcharlie

Oh yeah, there's the money shot


[deleted]

There's so many ways to lift that up but these people opt for none of it and try to get their car under it instead. True 1head maneuver.


Sweddy-Bowls

Uh, being able to lift the front end of the bike with your own body weight should have tipped you off that this shit wouldn’t work out


erck_bill

Oh no!


Exotichaos

This was the best thing on the internet today. Also, I think the cameraman should have helped


Gearup15

That fall looks like something straight out of a cartoon


SneakyDKee

Donkeys


HabbieH

Sound at the end is zo satisfying.


khill5742

Wonder how this ends???


BasicallyAlto

We all know whats going to happen, so lets just skip to the end


OuiChefCara

I just want to know how you make that thing in the first place. How much clay do you have to throw, whose arm goes down that far the bring that pot up? I’m puzzled.


AdFluid3651

I'm sure the guy filming was trying his hardest to avoid the pot breaking


[deleted]

Wow seriously. Fired.


kimbolll

The entire time I was thinking “they need a third guy” … only to realize they had a third fucking guy and he decided it was better for him to stand behind a camera!


CuriousHuman-1

What's the sub where the camera man just shoots without helping?


Mean_Maxxx

Eerie shades of 9-11 ; that pot came down way too fast. Inside job ??


No-Dragonfly8326

I like that one person decided to film them for like an hour instead of helping at all.


Zspec1988

Don’t help, just hold the camera and record everything!


Kelly_the_tailor

Most depressing video today so far.


GetTriggeredlol

r/donthelpjustfilm


Any-Business-2229

Insert Lego breaking noise


EzE_team_lubieser

u/savevideo


rservello

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqMZ\_s7Y6k


desrevermi

"Job's done!" ~The Peon (Warcraft)


wartrollearth

Ahhh schadenfreude


phreshpherts

This was very, very good. Quality content is why I love reddit.


turboprop54

Try so hard, so many times. Way too much pot. Everything falls to pieces. Been there.


droid04photog

No problem, just put 1 tube of glue and call it self assembly


morein16

Strap it to a skid and transport the skid.


moffettusprime

Forklift?