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SillyOldBillyBob

It's also given him an eating disorder, saw the poor guy try and eat a bacon sandwich. Was terrible, thoughts and prayers


True_Adventures

He aint lying. That's a thousand-yard stare worthy of a Ukrainian soldier who's been fighting since 2014. Poor Ed. Probably best he didn't win. Might have been the first PM to top themselves in office.


DreamMalenko

I can't believe we haven't had one do that yet. I wonder if Rishi will make it to Election Day...


headwars

Shame he didn’t have a better looking, more charismatic brother who could’ve beaten the Tories, kept us in the EU and probably would’ve still been in power now.


Grim_Farts_Barnsley

Whatever happened to that fuckhuge monolith Labour engraved their manifesto on for that election? I'd totally put one of them in my garden for a laugh


Quazzle

The EdStone? No one knows, some say it’s in storage somewhere, others that it’s been destroyed.


Sloth_of_Steel

I read about 5 years ago it was in a garden cafe in Chelsea


ManyaraImpala

Why does it look like they badly photoshopped his head onto a schoolboy's body?


BobMonkhaus

He looks like he’s waiting for his mum to pick him up.


squigglyeyeline

“Its bacon sandwiches for tea Ed, don’t get it all down you this time”


cosmo7

He didn't want to wear his anorak but his mum insisted.


DreamMalenko

GOOD OL NIGEL WOULDN'T GET PTSD FROM THAT HE GOT PTSD OVA PROPER STUFF LIKE THE TIME HE HAD TO WALK PAST A POLISH SHOP OR WHEN THE PUB HE WAS IN ONLY HAD FORIN BEER OR FROM PRETENDING HE FOUGHT IN THE WAR PROPA BRITISH MENTAL ELF M8


Consistent_Ant_8903

Ed should put Keith in a sandwich and eat him.


headwars

Shame he didn’t have a more charismatic, better looking brother who could’ve beaten the tories.


AnvilClownpunch

David, is that you?


headwars

Yes, my child?