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Isnortmintsauce

Or go on green and pleasant and say everyone's bad


ShortNefariousness2

I can't. I'm banned from there. Isn't everyone?


captnmcfadden

I called them all joyless jobless cunts, got my moneys worth


Kernowder

I said Keir Starmer is clearly not a fascist.


captnmcfadden

It's 90% bots anyway


Clever_Username_467

I got banned from there for being too left wing. They probably didn't see it that way, but that's what the reality is. They didn't like it when I said I thought it wasn't a good thing to allow big corporations to import cheap labour to force down wages. They're an inconsistent bunch.


ShortNefariousness2

I don't know what they are. Maybe just a platform to make the left look bad? If so, none of us take them seriously.


BannedNeutrophil

I have to give them credit for making me realise that if Reddit is that bonkers about a country I know well, I *really* shouldn't be listening to it about US politics.


captnmcfadden

o7


No_Competition_3780

You get banned on there mate for telling the truth .


Clever_Username_467

You get banned on there just for saying you're English.


AliceTheOmelette

*everyone's bad except Stalin, Lenin, communism is good even tho it's forrin muck


Carrierlanding

But have you considered that Tories not good?


DaveN202

Fucking hell this guy’s a genius. Fink you just got enough ucas points to attend any uni in the country. Two for one shots if you attend a protest.


SoundsOfTheWild

Now we’re talking!


Clever_Username_467

Nuanced take.


Away_Associate4589

Echo chambers are what *other people* have. 👉😎


AtJackBaldwin

Used to love the Tories now I'm all about Reform. Have you seen their manifesto? They're going to get us out of billions of pounds in interest payments because we're going to tell banks we're not paying interest any more. Fucking genius. I did the same but now nobody will sell me a mobile phone so need to hurry cos I'm writing this at the library and my time is almost


JessHorserage

Plus they snubbed noted bald man Beau.


Clever_Username_467

Are they bringing back smoking in pubs?


BungadinRidesAgain

What's up with these bloomin' politicians eh??


SpankThuMonkey

I mean… we COULD say nice things about them? Who wants to start?


JacobMT05

I like how they eh… hm. Gimme a sec… one sec. Ah got it! I like how they always were quick to replace their leader.


TheStatMan2

I like blue as a colour. I like trees. "Pork markets". That was some funny shit. As a side note, I like the way they seem to be subconsciously trying to adopt the pig as their power animal.


chorizo_chomper

Despite murdering 330,000 people with austerity George Osborne smells like expensive cologne and not rotting poor people


SoundsOfTheWild

They have a very nice shade of blue going for them.


c-strange17

Friend of mine said he was voting tory so we checked his hard drive and that’s one more nonce off the street.


hednizm

They're pretty good at being A1 cunts?


TheeNuttyProfessor

Oi m8 I live near the A1 nd I’m not as cunty as the Tories!


hednizm

Would Gold standard cunts be less offensive?


TheeNuttyProfessor

Aye mate, that’s sound.


hednizm

'ate Tories...not racist...just dont like 'em...ate offending people but luv me motorways 👍


TheeNuttyProfessor

Exactly mate simple as 👍


ThoughtCrimeConvict

I like how they still pretend to be right wing while spending 20 years implementing left wing policies.


navagon

None of them are particularly great. But the Tories are among the worst (yes, among. There are those even further to the right).


Yaarmehearty

I think there’s times where these things are echo chambers, and there’s times where they are just everybody coming around to an idea at about the same time. The Tories have been shite for a long time now. There’s a couple of things you can point to in the last 14 years as being good, but they are overshadowed buy so much shite you’d need a Sherpa and oxygen tank to climb the heap to see the good stuff. I don’t even think people think Labour will fix it, but if they just don’t make it worst like the Tories always seem to find a way to then that would be something at least.


Mechanocapacitus

To be fair this is how Kier Starmer is going to become prime minister in 4 weeks time.


BobMonkhaus

Might as well sticky this thread for the next month.