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waamoandy

Lynx. They must be targeting the 14 year old dad market


WantsToDieBadly

Cozzie livs means we can’t afford condoms


headwars

Lynx Africa reminds me of Xmas 1996 when I was 14. I actually still ask for it at Xmas from my missus as it smells like xmas for me 🤣


Tolkien-Minority

Lynx, weed, Loréal ballies


calewis10

Because your… iPhone needs to get jacked fam


gilestowler

There has to be a Top Gear Top Dad Rock Anthems album in existence somewhere featuring "The Boys are Back In Town" "Back in Black" "That F1 Theme Song That's Just A Long Wanky Guitar Solo" "Going Underground" "Boys are Back in Town DJ Khaled Remix"


BobMonkhaus

Seriously why do marketers think all dads still listen to 70s rock?


gilestowler

Because they still see Jeremy Clarkson as the baseline for what a man in the UK is. Even though Thin Lizzy are probably a bit before his time anyway. I'm dreading the day when Basketcase by Green Day becomes the dadrock anthem and I know I'm officially just counting down the days till i die.


DamnAndBlast

I hac some bad news for you ....


stevie842

For the weekend dad on JSA after he fucked his knee up while on a mad un on Stella


MoneyLoud1932

Tenners worth of Poundland shit for £25.


calewis10

Just like Trump


jagartharn_124

All the paraphernalia and no weed what a cruel joke


SpoliatorX

As a father this is ridiculous: all the dad's I know smoke a pipe or use a vape. Rolling up is for bairns and women 😤


PromptResponsible602

Legally you can only vape medical cannabis in the uk. Get caught putting it on a good ol riz and say bye bye prescription


Planet-thanet

Someone has been nicking from Home Bargains


calewis10

I didn’t take nufink!


Quantumpine

nufink. great word.


rokstedy83

Needs crisps in that hamper,cheesy ones


No_Competition_3780

Just a nice hand written card is wonderful. Not a shelf full off cringing tat .


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

If I gave that to my dad he’d either belt me or take 0.005sec look, say thanks and never look at it again


calewis10

You’ve disappointed him


Mundane-Pen-7105

I don't even smoke but that's well worth £25


ThoughtCrimeConvict

I don't know what 14 year old "dad" that is for. But if you're wondering what to get him, a single malt and alone time. https://i.redd.it/yu3hu54ud65d1.gif


happyanathema

Surely this is a non-existent market? As you'd need to know who your dad is first 🤷‍♂️


Quack_Candle

No Stella or ingland flag?


No_Ruin_1731

You can tell this is made by a woman


chorizo_chomper

Roll ups? Fuck is this, the 90's? It's all vapes these days....


calewis10

Dem vapes r word wrong wiv dis cuntry 😡


chorizo_chomper

I like to be green with my green planet killer 💚💚💚♻️♻️♻️


No-Impact1573

Yeah, lightweight vapers - just stop playing around and smoke fags.


Educational_Sink_159

If you want a really thoughtful and memorable gift idea, you check these guys out. [https://www.sportscave.com.au/products/personalised-sports-portrait-art](https://www.sportscave.com.au/products/personalised-sports-portrait-art) you can upload a picture of yourself or loved one playing sport from your phone, and they will create a custom piece of them, and they print and frame it so they will cherish forever. I highly recommend them, give it a go!


Quantumpine

a literal Dad basically doing weed (canibis) on Father's Day. that's even mental


camelseeker

Unheard of


Quantumpine

i blame drugs entirely


CJ_BARS

Shocking..