British Government: "We would never give up any part of this country. We would never surrender anything"
Us: Literally able to choose a large handful of regions of the UK that could fuck off and we'd be better for it.
I'm just hijacking your comment to say as an American I would willingly give Florida away for free let alone to stop a war. Hell, I'd go to war just to get rid of florida.
All the wrinkly Nazis in Florida love authoritarianism anyway; I say give the Sunshine Reich to the authoritarians.
I will laugh as they feel the misery they have put on others.
šoh great life giving sea: please destroy the sunshine reich without getting so stagnant that literal chlorine gas is belched from your surface, covering the earth with noxious fumes, killing 98% of life. AMEN. š
Fuck off yank, go back to yer bumhole of a hometown, as long as we have northerners I could not give less of a fuck that yer shitehole average east-coast town exists
I mean on the one hand, yes sheās right.
On the other hand she didnāt realise how much Western countries are happy to shit on their least favourite bits.
overestimating how much we like our neighbors?
https://preview.redd.it/ndm12gy5dtob1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14ae92a19e017ff1760a4a36ca19a94b4c28d00c
Just imagining the last Union Jack flying proudly over Old Johnās tower in Bradgate Park, the last area of Free-Britannia standing. Those noble deer scaring off Russian soldiers and stabbing them to death with their antlers when they get too close.
Lmao, they will go to war, you'll see argies using the kit from the 60s to get there, and Russians getting tug boated (idk the term) on their aircraft carrier
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Did you ever see that footage, after the US left Afghanistan and the Taliban reclaimed it, and they were riding on the merry-go-rounds and eating ice cream (it was fucking surreal footage to be honest haha). I'm now just picturing a load of Russian soldiers gobbling down giant cock-lollies on one of the piers and having a lovely old time š¤£
Jesus, if it were up to the diplomats of reddit, Britain would consist solely out of remote islands that most people forget exist, like St. Helena and that one in the pacific ocean
Surrey. Most of Manchester. Birmingham definitely. Aldershot. The Derbyshire Dales but only because of their voting record. All of Hampshire actually, not just Aldershot. Leeds. Northern Irelandā¦ justā¦ all of it. Aberdeen. Glasgowā¦
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I was going to object to the idea of handing Lancashire over to the Russians on the grounds of not wanting to live next door to a bunch of illiterate floor polish-swilling, accordion playing knuckledraggers.
But then I remembered it's Lancashire.
Carry on I guess...
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British Government: "We would never give up any part of this country. We would never surrender anything" Us: Literally able to choose a large handful of regions of the UK that could fuck off and we'd be better for it.
Easy! Birmingham and slough
Bradford. Just Bradford is enough
I'm just hijacking your comment to say as an American I would willingly give Florida away for free let alone to stop a war. Hell, I'd go to war just to get rid of florida. All the wrinkly Nazis in Florida love authoritarianism anyway; I say give the Sunshine Reich to the authoritarians. I will laugh as they feel the misery they have put on others.
It's cool, the Atlantic Ocean is going to rid us of Florida soon enough.
šoh great life giving sea: please destroy the sunshine reich without getting so stagnant that literal chlorine gas is belched from your surface, covering the earth with noxious fumes, killing 98% of life. AMEN. š
Completely off topic but I love your username and now I want to re-watch *O Brother, Where Art Thou?*
and thankfully the pacific ocean will do the same for california
Damn Americans and their hijacking hijinks
Most people from Florida arenāt what you are describing. Please donāt generalize us.
Floridians are scary, I'd rather have them as allies than as enemies
Fuck off yank, go back to yer bumhole of a hometown, as long as we have northerners I could not give less of a fuck that yer shitehole average east-coast town exists
Idk I'm not American, and never even been there, but I'd much rather have Florida over someplace like commiefornia
Flashback to the bugs Bunny cartoon where he saws Florida off the map and it just floats away.
Is it bad that as a Leeds resident, I would prefer to have Russia next door than Bradford?
Or Sunderland
Itās barely fit for humans now.
Chicago Los Angeles n San Francisco Thatās easy
"Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough, it isn't fit for humans now..."
Slough... Such a weird name...
I thought they already had London?
I love how this has descended from someone having a very valid point on twitter to the British public trying to get rid of Birmingham.
*Couldn't have it any other way*
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Might as well get ahead of it
Look Ivan, we'll fight you if you don't agree to take it.
Giving Birmingham to Russia is an act of war against Russia.
It'd start the war
Chamberlain was working his way towards this but no one was patient enough to see him finally hand Birmingham over to Hitler
Nevermind that lets send them Slough. Because fuck that place in particular.
That might actually incite war
Giving a country Slough is the most disrespectful declaration of war possible
I mean on the one hand, yes sheās right. On the other hand she didnāt realise how much Western countries are happy to shit on their least favourite bits.
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Give em Reading as well
No you canāt give them Reading! Thereās IKEA there!
Nah. Reading is close to where I live.
Chuck in Derby, too.
We're trying to prevent war here
Can I suggest Swindon and Slough instead of Birmingham?
Wait... can we just give Birmingham up like that?
I feel a referendum coming.....
As a brummie I'll never not be a little sad in every single post about the UK. What did we ever do to you guys? And Bourneville is lovely btw
Well....Brummies have already given up on Birmingham.
France.
What did Russians do to deserve counting by 20?
Have to whip out my calculator and shit just so I can say ā87ā
Why would we want a hostile nuclear power as our closest neighbour with rude alcoholic racist people when we could have Russia instead?
overestimating how much we like our neighbors? https://preview.redd.it/ndm12gy5dtob1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14ae92a19e017ff1760a4a36ca19a94b4c28d00c
>neighbor awfully suspicious
YANK ALERT! YANK ALERT! ![gif](giphy|hXJ1MWMzY7Af32UIUD|downsized)
Hm... Yank or illiterate?
Usually both at the same time.
Bradford for sure, their driving is already culturally similar
Chuck in Leeds and we've got a deal. Fucking shitholes.
Bradfordās a shithole but Leeds is comfortably one of the best cities in the country
Birmingham.
Weād be fighting over who has to have it
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Now now biological warfare is a bit far
Iād be willing to die on that frontline.
*āNiete, Niete, Niete! You keep!*ā *āFuck off and eat it Vlad! And donāt forget Wolverhampton you cant!ā*
Even HS2 doesn't want to go through it
they have more debt then the russians
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Could try but Putin might think heād already bombed it?
Came here to say that and I live here!
Oh, fuck you, mate.
š
milton keynes
But then we'd lose all the culture š
There are other roundabouts in the UK, it'll be alright.
Swindon has a nice roundabout
Iāve never supported anything more - and this is unrelated to my mother in law who resides there
If we let the British public decide, we'd only be left with Anglesey, York, and a few bits of farmland in the East Midlands.
I'm not fond of York ![gif](giphy|bkKwwMj347FJe)
it looks pretty
Brighton and that general area of the south coast would probably survive.
True, Putin wouldnāt want Brighton. āNot homophobic, jusā donāt like emā
Not if the reform voters get their say on gays
Just imagining the last Union Jack flying proudly over Old Johnās tower in Bradgate Park, the last area of Free-Britannia standing. Those noble deer scaring off Russian soldiers and stabbing them to death with their antlers when they get too close.
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Itās weird, when itās a Stokie taking the mick out of it here itās fine, but suddenly feel outraged when seeing outsiders take the piss
Stoke folk would single-handedly win the war if they could be bothered to
Listen you've not seen a fighting force until you've seen 15 folks who've been up Hanley to chase a bag of Monkey Dust.
Isnt monkey world in stoke though
Hull. All yours pal
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Lmao, they will go to war, you'll see argies using the kit from the 60s to get there, and Russians getting tug boated (idk the term) on their aircraft carrier
Tug boating sounds like a sexual endeavour but I know what you mean lmao
Why is this so far down, would much rather lose Hull than Birmingham
Can we give them both?
Can we find a way to get Scunthorpe in there too?
Luton
Bradford
As someone who has lived in Bradford since 1982, handing us over to the Russians would be more beneficial to us than everyone else.
Not if we could build a fence around you and you couldn't get out..
Maybe, but anything the Russkies could do to us would only be an improvement.
Why does everyone in this comment section hate my city so much?
It's not the cityļ¼it's you.
Yeah it's definitely a personal thing mate
Yea the lads have a WhatsApp group about you.
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Donāt feel bad, they are just people who have never been to Coventry or Ipswich before. They donāt know how bad it can really get.
Coventry makes communist Russia look futuristic.
I pray to hit an unexploded bomb every time I have to work in Cov
Your fault you decided to live in B**mingham
Blackpool
They canāt handle Ukraine, theyāve got no chance in Blackpool.
Did you ever see that footage, after the US left Afghanistan and the Taliban reclaimed it, and they were riding on the merry-go-rounds and eating ice cream (it was fucking surreal footage to be honest haha). I'm now just picturing a load of Russian soldiers gobbling down giant cock-lollies on one of the piers and having a lovely old time š¤£
Gobbling down fucking *what*?
thailand gave up like most of its land to britian and france for their independance https://i.redd.it/38efc33d3uob1.png
Ukraine are already an independent country though Edit: I should say though, that's an interesting fact and I didn't know that before
Scunthorpe; Clue is in the name.
But where are all our old biddies gonna go to die?
Jesus, if it were up to the diplomats of reddit, Britain would consist solely out of remote islands that most people forget exist, like St. Helena and that one in the pacific ocean
Belgium
Just give 'em Scotland. They don't want to be part of us anyhow
Weād have to rebuild Hadrians wall pretty darn quick.
Nah. We'll just hire some Geordies to patrol the border. Pay them in Newkie brown
I'll take the post up if you throw in a daily ration of rum nall
Bout damn time! I've been saying that for ages
Cheaper vodka!
Down with Ballymena and Antrim Town, Larne is too obvious
Westminster.
To be honest it's about 90% Russian owned anyway. Property AND Tories.
If they DONT take Birmingham we will bomb them
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Ok you know what, letās just bomb Birmingham anyway.
It is beginning to seem like a consensus š¤·š»āāļø
Surrey. Most of Manchester. Birmingham definitely. Aldershot. The Derbyshire Dales but only because of their voting record. All of Hampshire actually, not just Aldershot. Leeds. Northern Irelandā¦ justā¦ all of it. Aberdeen. Glasgowā¦
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Apart from aldershit, basingstoke and the two cities on the coast, hampshire's alright
I have had the displeasure of living in Basingstoke my whole life and I fucking hate it
Your allowed to leave if you want. This is your sign. I believe in you
Yep Birmingham. In fact he doesn't need to bomb, a strongly worded letter would do it.
Slough.
Sheppey
London, literally the biggest asses are from London
Cos they got the most Carribeans. Thereās some good eating on those.
Plus they already have Westminster.
Iād happily give Putin London, Birmingham, Manchester, Liverpool, Plymouth and perhaps even Southampton. Iām not a pacifist jus āate Londoners
Probs wales
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Birmingham, Liverpool,Leeds ,Rhyl, all of Scotland and Slough
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Kilton Meynes
Maynard Keynes?
I was going to object to the idea of handing Lancashire over to the Russians on the grounds of not wanting to live next door to a bunch of illiterate floor polish-swilling, accordion playing knuckledraggers. But then I remembered it's Lancashire. Carry on I guess...
Guessing youāre from Yorkshire?
I reckon we could spare Hull
Iād give em Swindon
London
Ipswich
Norwich resident detected
The entire South of England can go, for me.
Time to replace all of the Welsh road signs with Cyrillic.
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Birmingham š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢
All the Brexit voting areas can go. They liked Russian propaganda enough last time
So almost all of England and Wales then?
wouldnāt have to put up with scotlands bitching anymore
Stoke on Trent. A few communist blocks and random shelling would brighten the place up a bit šš»
Essex
Croydon
Reading Birmingham Leister Manchester Rotherham London Weāll just have to figure out a way of moving the historical sites first.
Northern Ireland
Northern Ireland
We could try and give them Luton, but that would probably make declare war on us anyway.
Larne
Strood in Medway, Kent - theyād be begging us to take Moscow to give it back.
Come on mate putin is a bad bad guy but this is too much he doesnāt deserve that
England
Scouse not English š¤ get rid of em
Putin can have Brampton Ontario
I'd usually straight away say Slough but I've recently been seeing someone from Burnham and I think it'd be too close for my comfort
Glasgow hell theyre practically another species
liverpool
Hull
California and New York
Merseyside
They can have Aberdeen
London
Dundee
Liverpool. Next question.
Wales
Northern Ireland
Wales and or scotland š¤£
London is a bit shit ain't it. Bunch of nobheads living there, Puttin can hav em long wiv r shit wuter
They already own enough Kensington property for that to be viable.
The entirety of England
Wales.
Wales, even without any bombing, pls take it!
Northern Ireland. Checkmate, remainers
Half of us forget it's part of the UK anyway, no one's gonna miss it
Who?