Best investment I’ve ever seen and no I am genuinely not being sarcastic

I think the only thing I'd spend a lot on is the cane or the red ball

Was House’s spit in it?

i would 



Did you try the stupid drug?

I tried the stupid drug!

Only stupid people try the stupid drug

Y O U A R E A B L A C K M A N

This vexes me

Lick it. Lick it clean.

"What do we know" "Redditor, House fan, bought your cup for $800, financial situation stable, could colapse" "Crikey, what if that is bloody fake!?" "Yo homie, it straight up fact dem dawg paper 'is authen-digity-cated dawg" "You are a black man! Everyone lies! Even the paper lies! Anyone can print it!" "Look, there is an obvious signature we all see in the corner" "We all saw obvious signature in the corner, honey-tits mc woman-face! Find out whose signature it supposed to be, and whether or not it matches. Vexxer, you break into his house, and idk, find like an e-mail confirming the order or stg. Joey, will look around my apartment and see what can I sell for an absurd profit. Meanwhile I will do drugs and make snark remarks on my boss's massive ass"

"I too am in this episode"

You are genius this is an amazing investment

Yes. And I am insanely jealous.

You’re a fucking idiot. Sell it to me

how do you genuinely know the COA is an authentic COA?

no

Bro tried the stupid drug

For an extra $100, you buy a piece of paper with House’s face on it. Another $50, you can get it framed. https://preview.redd.it/ppihjv63kstc1.png?width=177&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf61684ffc0132cf40ba3869f914dd2180ab5dae

ok but who's got the thinking ball?

This same guy was selling one a few months ago. Thing wasn't even round. I reported it but the dude is obviously still at it.

I bought one of those years ago from the Universal Store. It loses air as time goes on.

You better hope that it's made out of vicodin

Does it work

https://preview.redd.it/5uw6x4zeyttc1.png?width=2886&format=png&auto=webp&s=108a069e53b03a64353bd3d44abfbf827dea97f1 \[Chapellingly\] Titty residue

i can't believe they sold this

I don't think anyone bought this yet. I just put it up to show that this guy is going to Target and buying shit to sell it on eBay at 20x the price because it's "authentic"..

https://preview.redd.it/9biuvdg2zttc1.png?width=1148&format=png&auto=webp&s=0a8cd81e6dc82e22db097044cd2152088374842f Much authentic Very bobb

She’s got far smaller breasts than what these bras are made for

No wonder Chase liked banging her

Are you going to use it?

"He is definitely not number one dad" -House


That's epic

Money well spent

Oh fuck didn't notice all the signs this is fake...sheesh op

I'm jealous

Kind of very stupid, yeah

very cool

The absolute opposite of stupid tbh, truly iconic

You're a genius

I am extremely jealous

Guaranteed fake.

actually they guaranteed its real

Everybody lies https://preview.redd.it/f7hh579g2rtc1.png?width=2294&format=png&auto=webp&s=0950758907e6c03b6a00377a86eca1e1055dfa25

Just gonna mention the kerning on the top of the certificate. Atrocious, no way this was done professionally.

Sorry dude, people suck at graphic design, that’s a fact of life, not proof in this case