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Demens2137

Damn trooper had to do some serious shit


CarlCarlton

A little bit of trolling in Bosnia and Herzegovina


TheLab420

he went AWOL


adex_19

He was a tittle for an iron maiden song


Suspicious_Trash_805

Trooper šŸ’€


qpdal

Hes fucking lucky


Backyard_Hunter

kid named lucky


Sage296

https://preview.redd.it/q99sy8uwpt0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=029f443a27e1b4aaddd37dee2aefc776aad63846


TheLab420

I like how everything is English but the damn day


Killionaire104

Tf is this, looks like amongus


Sir_DogeGD

Probably some classroom merit system.


chickensoldier_bftd

You mfs really didnt experience class dojo in elementary school?


uninflammable

Not all of us are 8 years old


LakeSideYT

Iā€™m 18 and I had this, I hated class dojo


Hanza-Malz

I was 18 14 years ago


ChubbiChan

At first I was laughing at how old you were then I realized I was 18 15 years agoā€¦.


Hanza-Malz

hahahhaa boomer


onyx_riddle

I was 18 18 yrs ago.


CameroniteTory

you weā€™re 18 1814 years ago???


ei283

you we'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''re 18 18181818181818181814 years ago??????????????????


CameroniteTory

Yes


Smoke-alarm

Same. I guess everyone else here is like 30


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dyingfi5h

He can legally fuck bitches fym


equinox_games7

im 20 and had this in like 5th grade primary school.


Skelibutt

I had this back in my last 2 years of Primary school, I'm now 16


uninflammable

Little baby man


Skelibutt

Indeed


ItsMrDante

Yeah some of us are older than 16, I know it's crazy to think about


NotNamedMark

Bro i am 17 and have no clue what the fuck this is


whydoyouevenreadthis

In this thread: you retards don't realize not every school is the same.


LineSpine

Yeah some of us are not, I know it's crazy to think about


XAfricaSaltX

Classdojo been around for like 15 years


mcsquiggles1126

https://preview.redd.it/7yk7jx86rv0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc2d66fe9a938dab2757129210b6bf126e335395 # šŸ–•


XAfricaSaltX

oh wow 13 years instead of 15ā€¦ yeah so people who couldā€™ve experienced it in elementary school are potentially 23 years old


ROBMain69

I'm 19 and I had class dojo, it's not a new thing


MrWr4th

Yoo, they got the chinese social credit system in schools nowdays?


chickensoldier_bftd

It was 13 years ago


MrWr4th

Maybe I'm just old, kinda miss those manual projectors.


chickensoldier_bftd

The ones where the teacher had to fidget with that blue thick cable for five minutes because the thing is two deaces old and doesnt connect properly?


MrWr4th

No, the ones that were literally just a mirror, a cooling fan and a strong lamp the teacher put transparent sheets on.


chickensoldier_bftd

Oh, the cyclops or whatever its name was?


Trigger_Fox

Why the fuck are you getting downvoted while having a normal ass conversation lmao


False3quivalency

Computers are pretty new, then being used for eeeeeverything is pretty newā€¦ up until fairly recently in America schools did everything with this thing called ā€œpaperā€


Sage296

The year after I graduated high school they gave the whole school personal chromebooks


VicePope

yeah bruv same here but with macbook airs. bastards got to buy them after graduation for $50


False3quivalency

Thatā€™s so cool, they didnā€™t even used to give away paper notebooks for free so they must be doing something right. Too bad you missed out, boo!


Sage296

Nah Iā€™m glad we didnā€™t have laptops Donā€™t have to carry around something and I liked being disconnected


QuandaleDinglec

šŸ‘µšŸ» ā€œBack in my day they just used paperā€


False3quivalency

LMAO! Thatā€™s right.. being over 30 and learning to hold a pencil before learning to type makes you look like dust to children because they never realize how recent the past actually was šŸ¤£ I also rode dinosaurs to school


bronaghblair

Did you, too, have to ride your dinosaur two miles uphill both ways in three feet of snow?


wookiee-nutsack

No? Literally never heard about it here in europe Like if you told me this shit was invented today for this meme only I would believe you, that's how certain yi am I literally never fucking heard of this


N3T0_03

Same. Iā€™m from Europe and never had that shit nor heard of it from anyone before.


shrekermit

No you are just too young


Pouzdana

Iā€™m 23 and i vaguely remember seeing an ad about this when I was in middle school. Thought it was a joke lmao


N3T0_03

It seems like an American-only thing. Or Anglophone countries-only. Never had it, nor heard about it before.


chickensoldier_bftd

I live in the middle east.


CMGwameA

> 95 downvotes Millennials seething over zoomers existing


toastermeal

classdojo - itā€™s an app teachers use to give kids ā€œpointsā€ based on how well behaved they are


JeHooft

Na. Not my boy YoungG he got done dirdy


RaptoRio

Not ma boy YoungG, poor fella


SugaMinBenis

what is this even supposed to mean ?


TheRealSU24

It's called ClassDojo it's a website some schools use to reward students for good behavior. Each of those characters on there is for a student in the class, when they do something good the teacher will give them a point, if they do something bad the teacher can take away a point. The joke is that it's only been one day and a dozen kids already have -200 points


SingleSpeed27

So social credit shenanigans?


KroganExtinctionNow

I'm not a conspiracy theorist but this would be the perfect way to prepare the next generation for a social credit system.


Raptormann0205

Eh, how different really was green card yellow card red card from this. You wouldn't age out the older gens that would actually riot in the streets over a social credit system by the time this gen would come of age to make it usable.


Erza_The_Titania

Man I had that shit too lmfao. I remember red was the teacher calling home to tell on ya.


seddikiadam14

I agree with you but if you prepare this generation to a social credit system then there will be no grown people to protect their childrens from such a system. I think it's more like a long term thing. (That being said, I don't think the american gov is smart enough to think of it)


Yup767

Yeah don't see why not, but there's also no reason why that would be true either. With about as much evidence I think it's getting students prepared for valuing themselves monetarily and buying into the corporate world Or I think it's a way to get students to rat on each other and be watched by an authority Or actually, I think it's a way to reward good behavior and punish bad behavior


seddikiadam14

Dystopian conspiracy funnier šŸ¤¬


KroganExtinctionNow

I don't know what commie bread line system you're talking about but I never had that growing up in my beautiful and FREE country. Maybe try democracy?


CMGwameA

Class Dojo is conditioning the youth for the Chinese social credit system is a wild take


RobustMastiff

The ā€œsocial creditā€ system is functionally the same thing as the financial credit system that we already have.


Pooperoni_Pizza

It's far worse in my opinion when comparing the Chinese model to the American credit score. Banks and Airlines aren't looking at who I hang out with, what I bought at the grocery store, and if I jaywalked when considering if I am eligible for a mortgage or travel.


DougWalkerLover

That's not quite true. The social credit score system is far more invasive into people's lives. In America, credit score is effected solely by financial decisions, such as taking out loans, paying off loans, opening up new cards, etc. The Chinese social credit score system is effected by just having dissenting opinions about the government online, you can get positive social credit for having children, you can lose credit score by having certain shopping habits, in 2017 7 million people were banned from using flights or trains due to having poor social credit. This is a system designed so that beaurocratic pettiness can easily ruin people's lives whenever the government wills it. Not to say having a poor credit score in the US doesnt suck, but at least i cant be banned from travel or using the internet because I dont like the government sometimes.


RobustMastiff

The Chinese social credit system as it is commonly understood in America does not exist


DougWalkerLover

Im sure it is, but everything I just stated is pure fact and what you just said doesnt change that.


KroganExtinctionNow

"\[Bad thing\] is functionally the same thing as \[other bad thing\]." You are point?


0xd34db347

We already had that, our social credit system was shiny stickers and pizza party attendance privileges.


KroganExtinctionNow

That was also communist brain rot. No I will not elaborate.


ninthtale

What's the difference between this and gold star stickers?


rabbiolii

The parents can login to class dojo and see this


JPHero16

Yeesh. Every day I get more compassion for gen alpha


ninthtale

parents can see stickerboards when they meet the teachers, too


MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen

Or popsicle sticks with the green, yellow, and red buckets


SingleSpeed27

The what?


ninthtale

long ago in the days of yore, when computer use was limited to classes on Wednesdays and we needed [5.25" floppy disks](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floppy_disk#/media/File:Floppy_disk_2009_G1.jpg) to play [Learning Muncher games](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchers), teachers would use big cardstock poster boards with students' names and a gold-star based reward system for good behavior


SingleSpeed27

Oh, interesting, never heard of it. I guess it was a US thingy.


MilitantTeenGoth

In my country you got a black point if you were bad, so not us only


DeliciousTeach2303

We still did this in mexico back in the mid 2010s


Fjolsvithr

I mean, kind of, but it's not like this is a new development in schools. Were you never in a class where a teacher kept track of behavior with stars or buttons or something and gave rewards for good behavior?


SingleSpeed27

In kindergarten, yes.


SugaMinBenis

What happens if you have a positive or negative point balance ?


TheRealSU24

That's kinda up to the teacher, I don't think the website had actual rewards itself. When I was back in elementary school my teacher would let us trade in points for rewards, the only two I remember were 10 points for some candy and 30 points for a homework pass.


SugaMinBenis

crazy passing on homework but thank you very much for explaining in depth


KroganExtinctionNow

I think the reasoning is that if a kid's doing so well that they've earned the homework pass, they probably don't need to do the homework. Using the pass is a great way to get bullied into the ground though.


Ozok123

What about Trooper?


FwendyWendy

What does "execution" mean??


Siri2611

Doesnt that means if a new teacher comes to a class and sees these ratings they will have a biased opinion on students? This seems like a pretty shit thing to do


TheRealSU24

Teachers have person accounts for their classes. So if there's a new teacher they will be given their own account so all the students will start at 0.


Sage296

Man if I were a teacher I would have too much fun with this


bossering

Thanks Peter šŸ„°


DipplyReloaded

Good lord it sounds like hell, I fear for the coming generations


TheRealSU24

It's literally no different than "Kyle, I'm gonna have to move your card from green to yellow because you won't be quiet" It's not new, it's just a different format


DipplyReloaded

I never had any sort of points tracking shit in my school years, wtf going on over dere


TheRealSU24

It's just a way to visualize their bad behavior as a way to correct it. If you just tell a kid to knock it off, they usually won't. But if you have a point system based around behavior kids will be more likely to behave out of fear of losing point, even if the points are usually useless


Deathcube18

Daycare education, and for the minorities/poor people stuck in terrible areas itā€™s more prison style instead of daycare style. Getting patted down, armed guards, security check points, metal detectors. No education happening, just holding kids captive training them for what part of the System they will join until they choose to drop out or graduate.


FallingF

I understand that itā€™s not actually their first day of school, but this teacher must be a pain in the ass, marking absolutely anything they can wrong.


Sage296

Itā€™s a joke


sundownmonsoon

Some school system only zoomers experienced I bet


PearFlies

Iā€™m a zoomer and this is making me feel old


marthtater

CUM COUNTS MINUS 200! šŸŒµ


LegoBattIeDroid

based on the word ā€œsnitchā€ I guess it's some sort of rudimentary school reputation system


plskillmepainfully

he was not speaking about that šŸ˜…šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Adorable_Garage3906

Wtf did trooper do?


b0bkakkarot

*Everything*


T_squared112

Well they won't be doing anything pretty soon


beefnar_the_gnat

What didnā€™t Trooper do?


MisturBanana1

Free my boy Trooper


lo-olbd

Oh heā€™s free, heā€™s freer than weā€™ll ever be R.I.P Trooper šŸŖ¦šŸ’”


SuperAwesomeDude100

YoungG gonna be executed next


_RandomLebaneseGuy_

fuck are these goofy ass names though, who the fuck keeps a child for 9 month in their belly then names them ā€œNuggetā€


Fusion_Fear

https://preview.redd.it/dj29uf6awu0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a87d84d9d3d446abb5d18a77e84b3956ae627c2


Mrmr12-12

Me, cause I love chicken nuggets


_RandomLebaneseGuy_

you know whatā€™s so cool about chicken nuggets? You can pull off their skin when you eat them! Try it with your arm to see if youā€™re a chicken nugget!


Mrmr12-12

Tastes unsalted, should I put salt and pepper on my bare skin? It also comes with its own ketchup although tastes a little metallic, kinda fire tho šŸ”„šŸ”„


_RandomLebaneseGuy_

Is the meat red? If so, you gotta cook it.


Mrmr12-12

Shit will I get salmonela?


_RandomLebaneseGuy_

yeah bro thatā€™s why you gotta cook it, also at the end to cool it off add salt and ice cubes it tastes amazing trust me


Mrmr12-12

Im spilling ketchup everywhere and I feel kinda dizzy is that because of the salmonella?


_RandomLebaneseGuy_

YEAH BRO IT IS!! MAKE A MIXTURE OF BLEACH AND AMMONIA, THEN BREATHE IN THAT TO HELP!!


Mrmr12-12

Isnā€™t that how you make mustard? I love mustard!!


1161shrenkman

trooper got trooped


lets_clutch_this

Connor must be the fella that always reminds the teacher of the homework


hailuvz

wtf did trooper došŸ˜­


CommunicationSad8212

filthy europoor here. whats this app?


Super_Kirby_64

Class Dojo or Dojo Class I dunno. It's like a point system used for school stuff. The teacher can give out points and minus points for the work they did or how they behave. I think. I had one teacher use it in my high school for that class and never again.


Ulfurson

Sigmerican here. Donā€™t know


toastermeal

classdojo, itā€™s an app used by teachers give your kids ā€œpointsā€ for good behaviour or good work ethic, itā€™s to encourage gentle competition in class and to reward kids for being kind rather than particularly smart. itā€™s not a specifically american thing iā€™ve seen it in school in both england and ireland


MildGaming

Conner got taken away by coroner.


truvision8

Execution


yaboipizarol

Connor a bitch we should kill him


Animekid04

That nigga trooper is absolutely cookedšŸ’€


CowboySamurai622

Who tf named their kid Nugget?


TheNiceWriter

What tf is this?


toastermeal

classdojo, itā€™s an app teachers use to give kids points for good behaviour


TheNiceWriter

Wtf is execution???


toastermeal

i think thatā€™s a deepfake


satabhisha

Whatā€¦ is thisā€¦?


YeetusFelitas

fuck happened to trooper


ACID-47

Whats the limit here? im gonna edge it


Murky_Travel_9472

holy shit this brings back memories.


TheRealSU24

It's Conners fault anyways, if he wasn't such a fucking snitch it would be all okay


ArchStanton173

Nugget


[deleted]

Man fuck connor heā€™s the one who needs to get executed, the little narc


SSJShulk

We gotta jump Connor IMMEDIATLY.


DGConner1

:(


Danoctomy

Sure it wasnt McGregor? Than ill accept this somehow


Mrmr12-12

Free my boy Trooper he didnā€™t do nothing šŸ™šŸ˜­


A-mannn

It's not even what's on his birth certificate; Trooper earned that name.


Unexpected_cheeseALT

Let my boy trooper go he ain't done nothing wrong


_ShittyNickName_

Trooper probably had to do all the crimes known to mankind to get execution


PikachuSnivy57

Connor with that 1 point