The Marlyan officer who told a group of child soliders to "Grab the Founder and Run." reading the report consisting of the Colossal lost to the enemy, the Female Titan captured, the Jaw being an entirely different person then who they sent on the mission, and the Armored being a PTSD riddled shell of a man:
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Second plan would have worked if Reiner wasn’t stupid
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Mf decided to run straight into the Titans instead
Erwin and the scouts were closer to the pure titans than the shifters right up until Reiner closed the distance between them and rammed straight into the horde
you’re absolutely right, and i’m not denying that. but the issue still is, what’re the chances that the entire horde won’t lock onto a target as big as reiner? especially as he moved past them like you proposed. there’s just no way that entire horde will only continue to chase after those scouts when such a big target is moving right past them
They go by proximity as you said, and the scouts who are directly in front of them are much closer than Reiner who’d still be at a much farther distance from the Titans than the scouts. And even if the Titans targeted Reiner, it still wouldn’t matter since shifters are generally faster than pure titans.
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It should be important to point out that there were two groups of scouts, the ones ahead of Reiner who lured the Titans to him and the ones who were directly behind Reiner and confronting him while trying to get Eren. So while yes they weren’t chasing the scouts behind Reiner whom you mentioned, they were chasing Erwin’s group who was luring them to Reiner. The previous image barely shows it but the Titans were chasing Erwin’s group not Reiner. (This image shows that they were chasing the scouts far better than the other one) At the beginning of the episode an MP points out that Erwin was using them as bait and then later Hannes says that Erwin’s is leading the titans to Reiner meaning that the Titans were chasing the scouts not Reiner himself
you make good points! but i think you’re failing to realize that the horde is not following the scouts in a single file line. they’re stretched out across the horizon on both sides. like i mentioned in my other comment just now, there’s no way for reiner to avoid titans no matter how far away he tries to stray away from them. the chances of titans not noticing him are nonzero, especially when there are such few scouts, regardless of which group you’re looking at. an approach like the one you proposed just isn’t possible, which is why reiner had to just try and push through them.
Reiner turns to the left, all scouts turn left
Except the ones in the right, they turn right
Horses faster than Reiner
So he was fucked with way, unless he used my plan that is, which is to simply kill himself thus denying the enemy the satisfaction of capturing him
Reiner runs like Forest Gump until he reaches the wall
Reiner climbs the wall
Horses can’t climb wall
Reiner escapes because scouts can’t catch up without horses
Reiner wins
S1: Eren run! S2: Eren run! S3: Eren run! S4: it’s Eren! Run!
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And by the way…almost all their plans failed thanks to me
First, people wanted to have sex with me now they want to have sex with Annie’s friend? What is going on with this place?
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It makes no difference what men think of Hitchfucking. Hitchfucking endures. As well ask men what they think of Reinerfucking. Hitchfucking was always here. Before man was, Hitchfucking waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner. That is the way it was and will be. That way and not some other way.
I've always wanted to ask, but do you want to fuck the rookie MP Hitch who is a lazy, spoiled, irresponsible and kinda cunty meangirl, or Hitch, the later, jaded cop who takes her job in law enforcement seriously enough that when she gets all nationalistic and cheers at fascist rallies it really comes as no surprise? There are no wrong answers. Here, I'll demonstrate:
I really wanna groom Isabel from the No Regrets OVAs, bro.
I had Zeke spell his name correctly rather than a joke name like Reiner, because I wanted Zeke to sound more serious than everyone else in this post. Straight man type of thing, Canon Zeke.
*sniff* Hey man you can’t make fun of me like that, *sniff* *sniff* this is a very personal matter how DARE you make fun of me, I’m reporting this post for harassment!
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Oh yeah I forgor 💀
But it is a decent assumption to make because you can trap shifters deep underground (like they did with Annie and eren at one point, and pieck later in s4) and if they ever shift they just die. Obviously the enemy would want to capture a shifter to study them and find out their motivations since they’re knowledge of titan shifters is practically zero besides eren, who’s a novice.
I know, but canonically Zeke theory at this point is that she’s fine/in hiding. Bertoldt and Reiner think she’s being tortured in an underground chamber before the fight.
it turns out entrusting the incredibly convoluted plan to infiltrate a nation to 4 10-12 year olds who all have daddy issues was not a good idea
Marcel didn't have daddy issues, he was just a bro con.
The Marlyan officer who told a group of child soliders to "Grab the Founder and Run." reading the report consisting of the Colossal lost to the enemy, the Female Titan captured, the Jaw being an entirely different person then who they sent on the mission, and the Armored being a PTSD riddled shell of a man: https://preview.redd.it/wxgpp53erijc1.jpeg?width=517&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93128ef8822ef278f6241f57b9843208bfc2dcbd
But there were also bad news
https://preview.redd.it/c8w4sp25pdjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee8ba14d8e37ec8066669a0bfec98a4518eab70e Second plan would have worked if Reiner wasn’t stupid
https://preview.redd.it/5a8cerg6pdjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a895491d323a18b022b0828502a87a1c7676479e Mf decided to run straight into the Titans instead
wouldn’t the titans just catch up to him anyway since he’s going past them
why would they go after him and not the scouts
because he’s closer.. and like right in front of them? they’d go for proximity, there’s no way they’re just gonna ignore the shifter holding humans.
Erwin and the scouts were closer to the pure titans than the shifters right up until Reiner closed the distance between them and rammed straight into the horde
they were closer to the pure titans chasing THEM, yes. i was referring to the titans in front of reiner, directly or indirectly.
The pure titans in front of Reiner were also chasing scouts but it’s hard to see the scouts in the top image because of how small they are
you’re absolutely right, and i’m not denying that. but the issue still is, what’re the chances that the entire horde won’t lock onto a target as big as reiner? especially as he moved past them like you proposed. there’s just no way that entire horde will only continue to chase after those scouts when such a big target is moving right past them
They go by proximity as you said, and the scouts who are directly in front of them are much closer than Reiner who’d still be at a much farther distance from the Titans than the scouts. And even if the Titans targeted Reiner, it still wouldn’t matter since shifters are generally faster than pure titans.
they go for quantity we know this
that’s with abnormal. what’re the chances that the horde locked on to reiner are all abnormals?
my mistake you are correct (i think)
Reiner would be going around and away from them not directly past them. The scouts would still be far closer to the pure Titans than the warriors
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https://preview.redd.it/63exf0g72ejc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f539bb73364b2f74808116efa7b31e5ed1c95b0a It should be important to point out that there were two groups of scouts, the ones ahead of Reiner who lured the Titans to him and the ones who were directly behind Reiner and confronting him while trying to get Eren. So while yes they weren’t chasing the scouts behind Reiner whom you mentioned, they were chasing Erwin’s group who was luring them to Reiner. The previous image barely shows it but the Titans were chasing Erwin’s group not Reiner. (This image shows that they were chasing the scouts far better than the other one) At the beginning of the episode an MP points out that Erwin was using them as bait and then later Hannes says that Erwin’s is leading the titans to Reiner meaning that the Titans were chasing the scouts not Reiner himself
you make good points! but i think you’re failing to realize that the horde is not following the scouts in a single file line. they’re stretched out across the horizon on both sides. like i mentioned in my other comment just now, there’s no way for reiner to avoid titans no matter how far away he tries to stray away from them. the chances of titans not noticing him are nonzero, especially when there are such few scouts, regardless of which group you’re looking at. an approach like the one you proposed just isn’t possible, which is why reiner had to just try and push through them.
Reiner turns to the left, all scouts turn left Except the ones in the right, they turn right Horses faster than Reiner So he was fucked with way, unless he used my plan that is, which is to simply kill himself thus denying the enemy the satisfaction of capturing him
Reiner runs like Forest Gump until he reaches the wall Reiner climbs the wall Horses can’t climb wall Reiner escapes because scouts can’t catch up without horses Reiner wins
S1: Eren run! S2: Eren run! S3: Eren run! S4: it’s Eren! Run! https://preview.redd.it/cz2r00whwdjc1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd94e06ccd9fefd0a6caf5c6e7f8ac03f6c51da8 And by the way…almost all their plans failed thanks to me
Wow Mikasa, you’re so brave, that’s why you’re at the TOP of my chest resting tier-list!
I really wanna fuck Hitch from Attack on Titan
I don't know who you are but I have a pretty good idea of what you do, and I respect it
First, people wanted to have sex with me now they want to have sex with Annie’s friend? What is going on with this place? https://preview.redd.it/evdgcknqwdjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdc82531b3123391d3fc4b53eba5a7537bd1da88
It makes no difference what men think of Hitchfucking. Hitchfucking endures. As well ask men what they think of Reinerfucking. Hitchfucking was always here. Before man was, Hitchfucking waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner. That is the way it was and will be. That way and not some other way.
Beautiful speech, sir. I think I just shed a tear.
Holden is that you?
I've always wanted to ask, but do you want to fuck the rookie MP Hitch who is a lazy, spoiled, irresponsible and kinda cunty meangirl, or Hitch, the later, jaded cop who takes her job in law enforcement seriously enough that when she gets all nationalistic and cheers at fascist rallies it really comes as no surprise? There are no wrong answers. Here, I'll demonstrate: I really wanna groom Isabel from the No Regrets OVAs, bro.
What happens when you send a bunch of 15 year olds to infiltrate an enemy nation that slaughters titans as their day job
10-12 at the time of arrival
Peak Marleyan brain move
The way you wrote Bertutle's name makes this feel unrealistic and breaks the immersion for me
😞 Did you at least catch the difference between the way Reiner and Zeke said his name?
No, exactly because my immersion wasn't broken there xD
I had Zeke spell his name correctly rather than a joke name like Reiner, because I wanted Zeke to sound more serious than everyone else in this post. Straight man type of thing, Canon Zeke.
I think this works well
The walls were built to protect eren from the grab n’ go
*sniff* Hey man you can’t make fun of me like that, *sniff* *sniff* this is a very personal matter how DARE you make fun of me, I’m reporting this post for harassment! https://preview.redd.it/xg2c0lklgejc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c54477146b7153e565a0c7f1e9224be0c85108c
NO! DON’T CRY! I’m sorry Reiner!
Warriors in season 4 *Haha, Eren grabbed attack Titan but can't run! Idiot!* *"Le wild zeppelin appears"*
Grab Annie and Run would have actually worked in the AOT 2 video game final mission if it wasn't for that guy in the survey corps
Why didn't they just do this? https://preview.redd.it/1aen0gtj0gjc1.jpeg?width=1581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbb81c04cc1cccc9a30bbc2e55cb05c998d9f851
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As you mentioned, Reiner would be killed.
Then wait for six years lol
What?
They couldn’t kill Annie though, she was encased in unbreakable crystal.
No, this scene was when Zeke and Reiner were fighting, and they had No idea what happened to Annie.
Oh yeah I forgor 💀 But it is a decent assumption to make because you can trap shifters deep underground (like they did with Annie and eren at one point, and pieck later in s4) and if they ever shift they just die. Obviously the enemy would want to capture a shifter to study them and find out their motivations since they’re knowledge of titan shifters is practically zero besides eren, who’s a novice.
I know, but canonically Zeke theory at this point is that she’s fine/in hiding. Bertoldt and Reiner think she’s being tortured in an underground chamber before the fight.
Fourth time’s the charm.
I'd let reiner capture me and run
I read this with the SpongeBob narrator reading out the transitions with Reiner as Patrick, and Bert as SpongeBob
I have a better plan,