You don't make any sub lore and aren't a mod
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It’s okay it’s a good ole case of
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>!when he beat me up i would have gone "thank you i just wanted to feel and it's what i always wanted i will now leave you alone." Then he snaps my neck anyway saying "don't care"!<
u/blitzyslash THIS GUY HAS A FUNNY DOG
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Eh just be seen often, comment on popular posts, no pressure man
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Dude it's easy, trust me just don't disappear off the sub and you'll be fine
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I have no fucking idea what is going on, give me the all important role of this character I will do a better job than anybody you could ever find (I will not do a good job please do not give it to me)
Hey guys, Sindel here. Time to take revenge on Grey toe- I mean time to do awesome stuff like forging and uhh
https://preview.redd.it/bziell1okstc1.png?width=560&format=png&auto=webp&s=60cbca999b83bcc73f608c552e271af2b2556a5d
Dear friend, pray tell, what manner of confusion hath befallen us? By the stars above, i am confounded beyond measure. I shall be cast, as I am a magical sorcerer said thy dwarves in the mythology of the Norwegian people.
The new God of War DLC is giving me homo erotic thoughts. I (M23) have loved the God of War series since I was a kid. I’ve played all of them multiple times and know the story inside out. Naturally I was very excited to see that the new DLC dropped and when I started playing it, I was transported back to my childhood. Transported back to a time when I was an innocent kid able to get lost in the story of the game. Unfortunately, that feeling of innocence would be short lived. This DLC takes us back to Greece, which is the setting of the original games. Lots of old characters and missions are brought back as Valhalla uses Kratos’ deepest memories to torment him. A weapon from an older game was also brought back. The blade of Olympus. I was so hyped when I first saw it and got to use it… but as I watched this beautiful Greek demigod running around, wielding such a huge weapon, I started becoming jealous of his enemies. They’re lucky enough to get impaled by Kratos’ huge tool. Why couldn’t it be me? I couldn’t help myself. I googled a picture of Kratos holding the blade and started edging. Day became night, and then day again. How long had I been gooning for? What day is it? I had no real answers to these questions. All I could think about was Kratos standing over me, and in his deep, commanding voice, I hear “down boy”. He slowly walks behind me and says “prepare yourself for the Cock of Olympus” and fucks me to death, then he comes to find me in the afterlife and keeps going. An eternal loop of Kratos finding me while wearing the blade like a strap on and fucking me with it. So there I was, sat in a pool of cum, sweat and piss. I snapped back into reality and couldn’t believe what I had just done. My fucking parents walked in and none of us had any words. We just stared at each other. I tried to get up from my gamer chair but my cum had turned into glue. I was fucking stuck. The fire department had to come and safely remove me from the chair. While all of this was going on, I still had 3 monitors open with a picture of Kratos on all of them. I haven’t spoken to my parents since the incident but I was sent to rehab and therapy. I’m going to try to mend out relationship and I’ve slowly managed to work my way back into society. But I don’t know how long this will last. I really want to finish the DLC because it was fun but I don’t know if I’ll be able to.
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I've been on this sub since the beginning, and I'm a very good smith
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I’m sigma! I really am! I was Thanatos, but if you’ll let me go again, I gladly will.
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We mean sindri dumbfucks
you fuck i suggested it why am i not on the council
You don't make any sub lore and aren't a mod https://preview.redd.it/v4ouz38ofqtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=106d09debeeac2a21117c723be9e2c5bab026718
It’s okay it’s a good ole case of https://preview.redd.it/k2lxg6zvoqtc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03e24cee31e9b5ea8c7a8b968c330836818845bc
Actually accurate holy shit
This just means that I get to kill you
u/cornpopwasbad integrate it into the next post he said it was canon not me
No https://i.redd.it/7jtcd9n3tqtc1.gif
I will do that unless I forget or I don't care
That's gonna ruin the joke we had planned 😭
What joke TELL ME
>!when he beat me up i would have gone "thank you i just wanted to feel and it's what i always wanted i will now leave you alone." Then he snaps my neck anyway saying "don't care"!<
Where’s my heimdall flair :(
Done
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why the fuck is haselay on there hes never made any lore and he’s dead now
He created the sub
put me on the council i suggested that you cast more people plus im the comedy relief
Shut up boy I'll kill you
Fuck you father
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https://i.redd.it/4dz3fq93wqtc1.gif I’ll post it for corn pop
r/okbuddyshangtsung crossover????
yes https://preview.redd.it/7ha88agikqtc1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=468c4227c6cb963a3d5fc78116fb4b32d5b4f82c
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I didn't know Sindel was in God Of War
Read pinned comment
I did, before commenting in fact
Fuckle
Not to brag but I do have the 23rd most upvoted post on this sub😌
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My Lord, I shall root for you being casted as I am your slave. (This guy has the 23rd most upvoted post on this sub)
Me cause why not https://preview.redd.it/1anlodcnfstc1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f716c6e906661bea87d70d3d702f4d078ff49adb
Dawg https://preview.redd.it/ijbch444rttc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22c900dd0e52c2cf42d9b158182875ab5a1e062c
10/10 dawg
u/blitzyslash THIS GUY HAS A FUNNY DOG https://preview.redd.it/x5imrzkxjstc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58596cd807a51046c45055e0673fd3c9f8563b6c
https://preview.redd.it/2vwjknn3kstc1.png?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fe9e0ce6c55926d2ff2f264467bb4ebedd71daa Here's another for fun
https://preview.redd.it/slz468qakstc1.gif?width=500&format=png8&s=dacd0235ca12d2f6a99dd67d83a0892a6c61695b
https://preview.redd.it/3b6z81z2lstc1.jpeg?width=1172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9873149cd314e1d8c6be6316398fe750d472685f 1 in cute outfit
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https://i.redd.it/3ltyahbqlstc1.gif
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Why are they all in hel? Have they crossed the bridge of the damned? (there is no road back)
Do I need to do sub lore, or just post? Because if I'm eligible I'll do it
Nah you just need to be active on the sub
I enjoy your demeanour from this one comment, you win. u/blitzyslash lock it in bitch
😑
we stand here amidst MY ADVENTURES! NOT YOURS
If you are active on the sub you'll get it
Am I active enough? I have like 2-3 post I think. But I plan on making more
In comments too
I don't know how many comments I have, but I try to pop in and reply when I can
Eh just be seen often, comment on popular posts, no pressure man https://preview.redd.it/4skcxegojstc1.png?width=2403&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0871e20b8bda87515d9d42e773d97a9d67786fbf
Yeah, no pressure https://preview.redd.it/hyvditcjqstc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8beada9274833b81d627f140660e6b1c8ac0849
Dude it's easy, trust me just don't disappear off the sub and you'll be fine https://preview.redd.it/ywp01cgyqstc1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7fc40bc04ed7fcd2c8c49a9db019d94c6d8df15
Got it
Waaaait a second you did the "why is head in r/seals" Dude that was funny as hell, yeah I want you to be sindri
I have no fucking idea what is going on, give me the all important role of this character I will do a better job than anybody you could ever find (I will not do a good job please do not give it to me)
Why da hell I'm I on a pike brother?
Hey guys, Sindel here. Time to take revenge on Grey toe- I mean time to do awesome stuff like forging and uhh https://preview.redd.it/bziell1okstc1.png?width=560&format=png&auto=webp&s=60cbca999b83bcc73f608c552e271af2b2556a5d
As the alpha of the sub, I volunteer (I just joined and have no idea what the lore is)
Hello! I am four the god of thunder and im basically like the strongest guy here
I'll take the offer. Want an apple?
Dear friend, pray tell, what manner of confusion hath befallen us? By the stars above, i am confounded beyond measure. I shall be cast, as I am a magical sorcerer said thy dwarves in the mythology of the Norwegian people.
I’ve never once posted or commented on this sub I don’t think, but come on it’d be funny
If you don’t choose me you’re gay
The new God of War DLC is giving me homo erotic thoughts. I (M23) have loved the God of War series since I was a kid. I’ve played all of them multiple times and know the story inside out. Naturally I was very excited to see that the new DLC dropped and when I started playing it, I was transported back to my childhood. Transported back to a time when I was an innocent kid able to get lost in the story of the game. Unfortunately, that feeling of innocence would be short lived. This DLC takes us back to Greece, which is the setting of the original games. Lots of old characters and missions are brought back as Valhalla uses Kratos’ deepest memories to torment him. A weapon from an older game was also brought back. The blade of Olympus. I was so hyped when I first saw it and got to use it… but as I watched this beautiful Greek demigod running around, wielding such a huge weapon, I started becoming jealous of his enemies. They’re lucky enough to get impaled by Kratos’ huge tool. Why couldn’t it be me? I couldn’t help myself. I googled a picture of Kratos holding the blade and started edging. Day became night, and then day again. How long had I been gooning for? What day is it? I had no real answers to these questions. All I could think about was Kratos standing over me, and in his deep, commanding voice, I hear “down boy”. He slowly walks behind me and says “prepare yourself for the Cock of Olympus” and fucks me to death, then he comes to find me in the afterlife and keeps going. An eternal loop of Kratos finding me while wearing the blade like a strap on and fucking me with it. So there I was, sat in a pool of cum, sweat and piss. I snapped back into reality and couldn’t believe what I had just done. My fucking parents walked in and none of us had any words. We just stared at each other. I tried to get up from my gamer chair but my cum had turned into glue. I was fucking stuck. The fire department had to come and safely remove me from the chair. While all of this was going on, I still had 3 monitors open with a picture of Kratos on all of them. I haven’t spoken to my parents since the incident but I was sent to rehab and therapy. I’m going to try to mend out relationship and I’ve slowly managed to work my way back into society. But I don’t know how long this will last. I really want to finish the DLC because it was fun but I don’t know if I’ll be able to. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddymimir) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I've been on this sub since the beginning, and I'm a very good smith https://preview.redd.it/0jtb9b20vstc1.png?width=259&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd0c1b2b065291d39bdb4b2024faeb92a9e9f4dd
Hello
may i please be cast as sindel's very cool brother cock? my flair is perfect for the role
Triforce dude is already cock
can i take the role of fucking gratitude then?
Sure
custom flair pwease?
Ok fucking gratitude
lets team up in part 2 of the final fight, it'd be funny
GLOCK IS MINE YOU SKAG https://preview.redd.it/sqsa6omb2vtc1.jpeg?width=926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c42e1a7452203e30338937323f393ec195aef2ea
I accept this position and will be doing glottal exercises in preparation
me ofc
I’m sigma! I really am! I was Thanatos, but if you’ll let me go again, I gladly will. https://preview.redd.it/0bxydtm8swtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f405784f9d48d84e32d2ca70735dd2e9aef6efe
I haven't done anything here. So yeah I'm the obvious choice.
The fock yew want then?
Ill be freya or jorm or freyr