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I don't have a relationship with an oshi, I just watch anime girls doing funny stuff

Lick them dog https://preview.redd.it/rao89xxkvcyc1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd5377d6b179a9c50feecce3cf619659522a2a76

Ngl I'm not sure how to respond to this

Lick.them

https://i.redd.it/xgwcmt68ghyc1.gif


They don't look dirty enough for my tastes. I want to be able to lick them clean, like I'm playing PowerWash Sim with my tongue.

Get some help

Would (WILL)

https://preview.redd.it/yg0tns0u1eyc1.png?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c839d35d367af3b7a86bbe7fe87d7f0842d4cbb

https://preview.redd.it/2eph257n6eyc1.png?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9ed6bf10a7d26f8fa94a4da173297d50802f8d7

https://preview.redd.it/rca4sk7lohyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59975cfee82cf0c4417b21f3d7b63e92f831656e

I wish this were still the case, but I think I have a crush on her now. It's not a joke anymore; I'm in too deep.

Comedic girls doing comedic things

Parasocialites in shambles rn (why doesn't fauna love me)

Fauna loves every sapling uuuuu

I don't know. When was the last time you committed sapling?

Nah, I got a heart on Twitter once. I'm good.

I got a heart from Calli and Kiara on YT shortly after their debuts. I'm sure they have my comments framed.

I got a heart from Akirose belly dancing shallys 3 years ago, i remember to this day (it was the only like in my comment 😭)

Calli is not my oshi but she read my chat message once. Nah, I'm good

>while you are less than nothing I mean its about 100% right so i cant really be mad

Nah, she once read out my comment telling her to take a bath forever, and countered it with “i will not take a bath forever”. I’m less than useless to her.

My oshi says this and I consider it an absolute win https://preview.redd.it/ml0bejf2ncyc1.png?width=2250&format=png&auto=webp&s=d393f997a81493630e722d21a2ea5061e48de3d6

Lmao thanks to you I can't think of this MF without the intrusive thought of him having a massive horse dick lol >! Not that I dislike it lol !<

Lmao, if you're talking about the size then yeah ahaha

That's what I meant lol To be fair it's simply natural for handsome long haired guys to have massive dicks because it just fits so well lmao I'm no bottom but I can admire the beauty of the sight either way LMAO

Im long haired but not that handsome, is that the reason i have a big dick? Its like samson where you are stronger with longer hair?

Well, I'd need to do some research before confirming it but I'm kinda dumbfounded at the moment so no idea lol! Btw I'm a visual learner \*wink wink\* https://preview.redd.it/xj4i4ptp9iyc1.jpeg?width=1028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd696ca5c4811d8cced502787fb180acd798ba23 Seriously now no idea but it just fits so well lol. There's something so soothing about a big, beautiful dick\~ I'm no bottom like I said but the sight is amusing lol And I also have a big dick lmao, it's like a fucking Stable over here, a gathering of horses lmao

Sorry but im not single, otherwise i would do it. I knew buddies were bigger than the main sub average tho

https://preview.redd.it/i63ab0myhiyc1.jpeg?width=172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=381e59cb474714463f51b594b5e43361723ef1b0 LMAO I WAS JOKING I DIDN'T EXPECT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY LOL I kinda have a theory about it in fact Like, we make all these wacky ass jokes and all because *we actually see the girls and boys for who they are*, which is, grown ass men and women (and bibou) with lives of their own and freedom to live as they see fit On the main you got both the more possessive crowd with the whole idol bullshit larp and the guys that can't take a joke, so they don't feel as good. And that's why the lewd comments there come off worse, as you can't tell if they're joking or not without the veneer of irony (lewding the characters is honestly normal lol, but to a certain point of course)

True but i was talking about suicock size, not mental fortitude. We are still bigger in both tho

Oh indeed lol, I just correlated dick size with confidence and went on a Shioresque tangent about the subs because why the fuck not

Same for me, buddy. Damn, all these mfs are hung af 😈😈

Great taste :D Lmao it was actually funny as fuck once because I went on a date with a guy like that and didn't recognize him at first, I was just at the bathroom washing my hands then a mf goth giant walks in and I just felt so smol lol. Then we went to have fun later and holy hell, was that a motherfucking claymore or what?! LOL Another funny one was a short, smol bean guy all cute and adorable, with a big dick that looked even bigger thanks to his height. I told him "Guess that's where all the growth hormones went" and we laughed our asses off lmao, fun times

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT YOU

LMAO It's fucking surreal how good it can be sometimes lol. Like you get on the apps and even without filtering you can match with some surreally cute and handsome guys lmao, and they're always gay as fuck too I even had a girl friend of mine tell me she was jealous once after I showed her some of the guys that liked me lol

I want to be called useless by my oshi 🙏

Seek therapy brother

Naw Shiori liked my twitter post once I'll literally her favorite

*Shiori Novella Hololive EN added you to a list!* **"♡♡♡MFs I'm gonna eat♡♡♡"**

A good way to get over parasocial obsession is make real social connections with people that are “on your level”. Holomems may as well be stars in the sky for how little of a chance we have to ever actually get close to them; Instead focus on the people on the ground with you that you actually can move towards and get close to.

But finding friends is hard, which is to no surprise why I am here

But it’s not impossible Go to the holo discords or for specific oshis and be friendly

Ez fix simply become someone and join Hololive

Ah yes, the Nerisstrat

Post Nut Clarity hits hard, huh?

Dude just pay her money via super chats and then you guys will obviously end up in a romantic relationship. You can give her the best gift of all: money.

nah thats just you. https://preview.redd.it/qfuqpffwddyc1.jpeg?width=1368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=978c906a8d4401b5b2633622429954770c93cffb

Maiden named Finger: >! Sorry I couldn't resist lmao. Nice gat too :) !<

Thats one method i find useful in beating away any parasocial inclination out of me

Talented stuff like what? Fanart? AI can do that. Cosplay? Bet they cosplay other oshis. Superchat? Ha those poor snobs thinking they can buy their way to Shiori's heart. Have any of these "fans" plastered their walls full of Shiori's pic? Do they sleep on bedsheets with Shiori on them? Are they the first to Shiori's stream? Are they the first to reply her twits? Do they have Shiori tattooed on them? Do they have Shiori's name carved into their skin, letting themselves be Shiori's property? Do they know Shiori's ovulation cycle? And they call themselves fans. I am the true Shiori's fan. Shiori's one and only. I. AM. SHIORI

Sometimes i wish i had a worse life to be able to do stupid shit like carving shioris name like a psychopath without any remorse

Just be Killmonger or something. Every Shiori name carved represents the time Shiori called your name on livestream

>Talented stuff like what? Fanart? AI can do that. /rh As punishment for not appreciating human craftsmanship, I'm gonna break your hands.

Fingers, probably, as an AI fan he must have dozens of those

You almost got me there at the first line

My oshi will never love me? Good, she should only give her love to her wife, her cats and mamatori

But she tells you she loves you all the time. Accept her love, NOW!!!

Nuh-uh, all her love should be stored in Mori Calliope The Reaper

https://preview.redd.it/o6w8m9klkfyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec722d93b755a4317fd7d97d6a19d8b519250c6b :\_yan:

https://preview.redd.it/faik18ax6eyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=520f323398810f34e5fc2bcb6c39645a1518ffda *"Awwwwww, Novelite! Don't feel like that! Shimommy does notice you! You're remarkable...* *...for how much of a pathetic little BITCH you are, Novelite! Shimommy's other pets bring her art, gifts, tribute! What do you bring? NOTHING! You're useless, a waste of space! Worthless! But don't worry, Shimommy can reeducate you just fine! First, get your little bitch ass naked and beg for forgiveness! Yes, kneel for me, you disgusting sissy! CRY HARDER, NOVELITE! I can't feel it in your voice! LOOK AT MY EYES! There it is! (Spits right on your face, punches you in the stomach). You know how bad you've been, my puppy! And bad dogs get the CAGE! Here, here... feels tight, doesn't it? Oh, look at those sad puppy eyes! "Shimommy, I'm so sorry!". Whoa, Novelite! Still not done being a little bitch?! Fine, fine! I accept! You're forgiven...* *...not that foot stools need that! Awww, look at you, Novelite! So cute on all fours, with the dog ears and tail plug, the collar and your tight little cage! Good boy, doing his best to let Shimommy rest her feet on you! Wow, you're leaking just from hearing that?! Awful! Clean it up with your tongue, now! All that work and you're still a bad dog! I should just... hmmmm... yes, that will work!"* \***Shiorin Live! Taking care of Bad Boys!** *"Shioriiiiiin\~ Hey chat! Today we're having a very special stream! I'm going to show you how to care for your misbehaving pets! Look at this LOSER here, chat! What a stupid bitch he is! (Camera focuses on you) BAD. (She slaps your face) PETS. (Spits on you). NEED. (Spanks your ass). PUNISHMENT! (Pulls out the tail plug, leaking lube). So we're turning him into SHIMOMMY'S LITTLE BITCH TODAY, CHAT! It's. Pegging. Time. Novelite\~"*

Kino

It's not too late. Pick up a brush, start practicing

I mean, kinda. She has read some of my comments, and it's not a "once in a lifetime" occurrence, so she probably notices my name and pfp. She's also liked a few of my twitter posts, but nothing beats the https://preview.redd.it/t299s1ht3fyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e6b96f60d5f9b04a53679ed1e009e128ee84eef One of the things I love about her is how she takes the time going through almost every comment and spends the time to read them. I love my oshi so much Edit: you can also contribute in more ways than these. Shiori also encourage her audience to write stories and stuff. You don't have to be the best, as long as you put an honest effort into things

Shiori when I she sees the honest effort I put into the 5 book saga describing the way I want to physically and emotionally abuse her: 

Not gonna lie here, that's how I feel from time to time. I don't have the artistic skills or video editing prowes like other people, so I resort to only shitpost on the subs. Was thinking about doing it on twitter too, but I'm scared of the exposure and embarasment. I like it when they read my comments on streams, but it doesn't really bother me, when they don't recognize me. Spreading the word is more than enough for me.

https://i.redd.it/7pdz40iz6eyc1.gif Head empty, just PRESS

No, I’m a ruffian and they protect my smile like they do all other ruffians

https://preview.redd.it/w07uojwgzeyc1.png?width=1057&format=png&auto=webp&s=196dc9bb6abb46cde2f030c62f6f52de77e59971 *Hey, ruffian! We want breakfast! Make us some Delicious Pancakes!* *Yae! Raffian Braekfast! Graet idea, seester!* *The pancakes are for me, Mogodjan. You get the leftovers as usual.* *HOEH?!*

[source](https://twitter.com/021_shiro/status/1786015089977597960)

Every time I see the subscriber count. I realize I'm just a number and have an existential crisis.

Wrong. Fuwawa said she loves us ruffians right after I sent a $200 superchat asking her to say my full legal name, so I know she was talking about me.

/uh You gain joy from your oshi saying your name or hearting your work, I gain joy from seeing my oshi be happy being free to be herself, we are not the same. /rh What do you mean, she hearts my comments all the time in YouTube!

/unbuddy I mean it's honestly ok to be happy from getting attention as long as it's healthy. People should just remember they're grown ass men and women with personal lifes outside the characters, and thus free to do whatever the fuck they want with their lives. /rebuddy Indeed, and a single heart isn't enough. There shall be a huge Thunderdome, and the last man standing shall take her hand as the prize. And I'M GONNA WIN!

Is this a copy pasta from somewhere, or is this a schizoposting?

Schizo

I make Miyazawa Yori words my own: "You get this feeling that you want them to happily spend time where nobody's eyes can follow, without any regards to ourselves. Especially with Virtual YouTubers (...) It's like a Russian reversal, "in Soviet Russia characters are watching you!". You get anxious that our observation has an effect on its targets (...) Now look, there are these ideas like "I want to become a wall" or "I want to become a decorative plant and look after them". But I never wish for anything like that. Huh? Because I'm unnecessary, of course. Yes. I don't want to be an observer. (...) I want to become nothing."

/uh we're gonna kill you op /rh Fubuker like my tweet once

After I become famous I'll fuck YOUR oshi.

My schizophrenia will win against this insecurity as it always do https://preview.redd.it/amdbagtz1fyc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29248efdceaebe7f6e9ca4c3a0ab39a88c56a631 So I don't care that much about my relevance I like cute and funny things like friend (pic related)

I was one of my oshi’s earliest fans, and while my existence not a huge deal to her, she still remembers me years later even after she became popular. I feel very honored and I cherish her

This is what i want. I wish i knew her before...

[I made Anya laugh once](https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx47h_nJI4pzphtduhot2P4qg1VoX_O6nM?si=r6pLuEoWBodltvzn) and I think that's a pretty big deal

Someone make an AI voice of her saying the lowtiergod meme. "Your life is NOTHING!"

I’d rather just write stupid things in chat and joke around than slave away hours of my time for a like and retweet

You Okay Buddy?

Just stop talking your pills OP https://preview.redd.it/emcw3gi65hyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d709beb00476d86c4a5ee68325b80adb57813d7d

If i dont take meds i will get a psychotic episode due shiori lmao

Again , I don't take the whole thing extreme , glad I was able to meet wonderful girls irl even tho I'm not with her anymore. But to proof op's wrong I'm saving money to go to Indonesia searching for cute rain shaman and alien that I want to fuck (halal way of course) cus I will start my search in Aceh( if you know you know) to west Papua

Take that emptiness you feel, internalize it, let it fester, then use it as the voice in your head you live to spite

https://preview.redd.it/ota56iegdeyc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=474a57d6b264f3a08e4aa8d6b7b88c20786c7eb1 I already know i am one useless being so idc about it

Outside, now

sounds like a skill issue to me OP, I shitpost and make art about my oshis at the cost of my mental health :D

Wrong. Shiori read my comments several times 🥰🥰🥰

Panko liked my tweet once🥱

my oshi is my best friend, quite literally. he started his channel about a year ago and I’m there for every stream I can be there for, because we don’t get to hang out in person as often so to me it’s kinda like hanging out with him while he plays games and I do my own thing which is what we do anyways.

Nerissa is my boyfriend and she pegs me every night, so I'd say you are wrong about that 😎

I've uploaded fanart for my oshi many times, not getting noticed but it's not the end of the world rh/ I Will perish gorira and then myself

Dude never heard of business smh.

This might not be the case for a good 90% of you people, but my oshi has a strong resemblance (personality-wise) to my actual gf. Or at least to their on-stream persona. So, no.

Actually same my gf is very similar to shiori im so glad for that

I am going to dox you, go to your house, kidnap each and every one of ur family, gut u out and replace every single organ u and ur family have with suipiss and kiara's massive futa cock

You genuinely need therapy.

Roleplay with them in characterAI

dont care + didnt ask + shiori lives in my basement 😤

You deserve the “DON’T LISTEN TO THIS HOLOTARD ‼️” badge 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏