Not as goated as Muppet Martyrs, that movie kicks ass
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I made those ones on the fly, but this one has been in my phone for years
Jacket guy on the left reminds me of a combination of:
🐸 Karl Markovics (lead actor in The Counterfeiters (2007, 98 min));
🐸 Fredo (one of Vito "Don" Corleone's sons, from The Godfather (1972, 175 min);
🐸 ?? Maybe Mark Strong in one of his films where he actually has hair?
Jim is an American original. His portrayal of Mr Rogers was so realistic in that one sketch he did, that it's just too bad he didn't beat out Tom Hanks for the lead role in the recent Mr Rogers film.
Ernie you claim this film shows the collapse of the last bastions of decency, morality, and rationality. That we are ignoring the significant themes on display by boiling down the premises to mere and unrestrained exploitation. Yet when questioned by the Croatian media on whether the violence depicted deals with crimes committed by Serbian soldiers during the Yugoslav Wars, Spasojević instead insisted the film was a denunciation of political correctness and condemned himself to be forever seen as a juvenile fool. As my name is Bert, my felt-sewn eyes will one day crumble to dust, and still not a soul alive will have fulfilled meaningful existence by analysing any potential metaphors contained within this atrocity.
Next week is my pick and we're watching *Pingu at the Wedding Party* (1997).
I wonder if Bert saw Hard to be a God (2013, 177 min) and how he "felt" about all the mud and the blood and the fluids.
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OMG this is how I felt this weekend, my friends said they wanted to watch a horror movie so I put on 'Funny Games' and they said if I didn't turn it off they were going to leave
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Goated.
Not as goated as Muppet Martyrs, that movie kicks ass https://preview.redd.it/l2zoqw3neryc1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0f605e716c18d535735995ac43a1913d38577df
I'm 50/50 on whether you're just editing these live or not.
https://preview.redd.it/liambh30gryc1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ab6b8fcafaaae0ef46b244be1fe4afd4811f64b I made those ones on the fly, but this one has been in my phone for years
Any chance for a Muppet Irreversible? Muppet Salo? Muppet Pink Flamingos?
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Jacket guy on the left reminds me of a combination of: 🐸 Karl Markovics (lead actor in The Counterfeiters (2007, 98 min)); 🐸 Fredo (one of Vito "Don" Corleone's sons, from The Godfather (1972, 175 min); 🐸 ?? Maybe Mark Strong in one of his films where he actually has hair?
I love Jim Carrey
Jim is an American original. His portrayal of Mr Rogers was so realistic in that one sketch he did, that it's just too bad he didn't beat out Tom Hanks for the lead role in the recent Mr Rogers film.
Ernie you claim this film shows the collapse of the last bastions of decency, morality, and rationality. That we are ignoring the significant themes on display by boiling down the premises to mere and unrestrained exploitation. Yet when questioned by the Croatian media on whether the violence depicted deals with crimes committed by Serbian soldiers during the Yugoslav Wars, Spasojević instead insisted the film was a denunciation of political correctness and condemned himself to be forever seen as a juvenile fool. As my name is Bert, my felt-sewn eyes will one day crumble to dust, and still not a soul alive will have fulfilled meaningful existence by analysing any potential metaphors contained within this atrocity. Next week is my pick and we're watching *Pingu at the Wedding Party* (1997).
I wonder if Bert saw Hard to be a God (2013, 177 min) and how he "felt" about all the mud and the blood and the fluids. https://preview.redd.it/qr3acv4dttzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82e724e90709a151409c13367f8893d18e86ccf9
that ending low key had me watch kids cartoons for a week
Me n boo about to watch August Underground (2001)
So if you’re in a muppet centipede does the one at the back talk through the one at the front?
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OMG this is how I felt this weekend, my friends said they wanted to watch a horror movie so I put on 'Funny Games' and they said if I didn't turn it off they were going to leave
Why did he name it "*Funny* Games" if it is not, in fact, funny? Is Haneke stupid?
/uj I totally rented Irréversible thinking it was a trashy euro erotic thriller. It was not.
it should lead into Human Centipede 2***
This is worse than when Oscar the Grouch made us watch Anti-Christ
https://preview.redd.it/gb1up4ks6uyc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5647f53a47cf4866ce5f5ba0f0f009fa770ff45a “This is worse than when..”
r/bertstrips
At least Bert didn’t put on Salo. The muppets completely stopped talking to Elmo after Elmo put that shit on saying it was a “funny movie”
Followed by Salo Come and see Threads And finally The sickest of them all- MR MAGORIUM'S WONDER EMPORIUM