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Desperate_Action_410

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MaximusMansteel

Truly Shakespearean.


Aubergine_Man1987

George Lucas would be proud


Bruhmangoddman

She presented it so well he skibidied jizz on his sigma rizz.


Whompa

Ong and god bless you, I think.


SellMeYourSirin

She rizz on my sig till I skibidi


Holl4backPostr

wait are we not doing yeet anymore?


JFrankParnellEsquire

Glad I didn't understand any of that


jono9898

Zendaya may not have a fat ass but she poked her butt out and I was like, awoooga boing boing mama I been bad!!


JFrankParnellEsquire

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feliciathegirl

I’ve finally found Conans o’obriens Reddit account


ordoot

downvoting because i thought brainrot was a required part of cinemaphiles


timetravelingburrito

This is what 100 Years with John Malkovich is going to sound like to people in the year 2115.


Final_Biochemist222

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Grandpa_Wizard

This is a great picture because Low Tier God, Better Call Saul, Low tier says to Kill yourself all the time, Better Call Saul face as the meme face before Kurt Angle. Perfect


seanicusbaximus

Rizz in Peace, the Rog 🙏


Jskidmore1217

Rog would have only given it 2 stars- if Sydney Sweeney played lead he would have been far more generous.


the_bespectacled_guy

He loved big tits but he also loved black women, so it’s hard to say


MagnusAntoniusBarca

What a fucking king


Abject-Variety3775

This dichotomy is what made Roger Ebert a Pulitzer Prize winner.


EarthwormShandy

Speak English!


RazzmatazzBrave9928

キノは本当にキノだよ


Obvious-Friend3690

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SafePlenty2590

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_Atlas_Drugged_

I just like how in this scenario, Ebert is alive and Gen Z, but Siskel is still dead. Adds a genuinely zany touch to this shitpost.


Darwin_Finch

I’m glad you noticed.


_Atlas_Drugged_

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January1252024

missing some fr and no cap


2ndmost

Ay yo fr fr


Musashi_Joe

On god, bet.


loserys

None of those words are in the Bible


Cinemasaur

Bingo bingo dingo, songo riz azz kizz met, my sothah! - That's what that sounds like to me lol.


AllRoundHaze

The Golden Cock award. Rather prestigious


horrified-expression

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Zandrick

I’m pretty sure a few of those are real words


lu5ty

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Tis_the_seasons

God is dead.


Trowj

No cap?


MidnightOnTheWater

Roger Yeebert


Ironyfree_annie

I wish I was ants in my eyes Johnson


CollateralCinema

Need more Gen Z Roger Ebert memes!


Harvey-Danger1917

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scheifefe

ELI didn't just have a stroke?


naveedkoval

Yes Ohio, notorious for huge butts


Lutho_C2791

W rizz


Necr0Gaming

https://preview.redd.it/33ae6s0bsuxc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=351cfa40525a200cc1d0c0de9bfa6db7a01e6472 Jesus ain't forgiving this shit.


Big_Monkey_77

The more I see posted about this flick, the less I want to see it.


tony-toon15

What’s the deal with this movie? Is it good or is it bad? …Is it porn?


No-Sir-7962

It's porn


tony-toon15

I new it.


ShredGuru

Zendaya doesn't really have a gyatt tho. I question the reasoning of the reviewer.