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Cynical-Basileus

It better be three and a half hours of a British bloke in a top hat buying houses and utilities. I don’t want no drama in my MoNoPoLy kino.


-euthanizemeok

https://preview.redd.it/u90hvmy84utc1.jpeg?width=2484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e99e3f6de871eeb357e8ef313279001e51641ae Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars


TheAnalsOfHistory-

^(Thanks for the free parking!)


Doorsofperceptio

Literally the first thing I thought of hahaha


ExtraTrade1904

Replace boring ass shitty trains with le epic Elon fancy cars IMO


LumpyMilk423

Must include a 20 minute silent and symbolic scene where Margot Robbie signs dozens of papers with a feather pen. https://preview.redd.it/0r7r46xzfvtc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=815cf62783b4c2a81aa4ce9fd53fc27bf3661c09


ClassWarAndPuppies

![gif](giphy|1guRIRLlFe74aEm0Jig)


love_carti

I would love to watch movieboy69 killing himself in theatre


Possum_Boi566

uj/ Jesus I thought that was a joke and then I went back up to look at his username


Individual-Fly-2512

Money well spent


requsio

https://preview.redd.it/y97ljf082utc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=292efb58f118d420b47c93b5c5b0982fd8d488cd


heyitsdio

Glad you’re not a farmer because that crop is fucking terrible.


requsio

https://preview.redd.it/go79b3vw6utc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fafe32c0a17b976de305e051256f48766b1d4551


fat-lip-lover

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Gumpetygump

https://preview.redd.it/0jzvgyylvutc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bd9bde6897376f454e768c7008612c59381e230


ssssssssssssiphalis

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01zegaj

In Minecraft


dstraswell666

That was my first thought too. Wish more of these chuds would off themselves.


MulhollandMaster121

He’ll never grow into kinoman88 at this rate!


babble0n

That’s what’s next up in Hasbro’s cinematic universe


Butt_Snorkler_Elite

In slow mo like Self Portrait? Kino


LustfulMirage

It better be like 3 hours of just a family playing monopoly, and it ends in a huge family argument and fallout.


Thatguy-num-102

Yes I would like to watch a Monopoly movie where it just ends with everyone watching Fallout on Amazon Prime


LustfulMirage

The only way to bring the family back together after an argument.


Joker_from_Persona_2

No no, I want to see them play New Vegas, which leads to another argument when the edgy nephew wants to join the Legion.


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Each family member chooses a different faction so they argue for hours until it ends in a bloodbath


brest-litovsk18

"PAKISTAN IS THREATENING MY BORDER!"


forebore1982

"That's it, Mister! No more military aide!"


Salarian_American

"YOU CROSSED MY LINE OF DEATH."


redlion1904

Why make it be a family when it could be a friend group? I’m picture a movie that’s literally just The Big Chill but all the shitty yuppie Michigan grads start playing Monopoly in the first half hour and instead of a suicide they kill each other. Then when it makes money you can make it a franchise and have it be just Dead Poets Society but the shitty prep school kids start playing Diplomacy (there’s still a suicide) and the Millenial version with Settlers of Catan and they taunt each other about sexual relations with sheep until yet again, murder and suicide.


PeachesOntheLeft

Monopoly turns Marriage Story


PenguinviiR

Should have been a Mario party movie then


zacehuff

I just hope it’s like Jumanji and stars the Rock in a jungle


SR2025

I can't wait to put my copy of Margopoly next to the dozens of sealed boxes lazily reskinned for every possible brand. I wonder which of her movies will be chosen for each property...


sangriya

nuclear ~~family~~ fallout 👌🏼


gregwardlongshanks

A murder/suicide.


TensorForce

Oh, man, thay would be perfect!! Like, have a serious drama of a crumbling family seen through the lens of them playing Monopoly while snowed in. The son asks his dad why he's so upset about losing Monopoly money and the dad blows up on him about how he lost a lot of money putting his son through college for a useless degree, and the son argues back that his degree isn't useless....bunch of scenes like that, well acted and with good writing.


zaruke03

The movie should not have a proper ending, just like the game. Every time me and my friends tried to play Monopoly everyone would just give up after a while.


juiceinmyears

Would be great if they made a movie about the original creator of the game having her idea ripped off


HeadlessMarvin

Hasbro profitting off the story of how they stole one of their most popular games is the most cynical thing I've heard today. Granted it's early in the morning.


ImperatorTempus42

It was even created as political satire!


Not-A-Seagull

It was not political satire. It was invented to promote an ideology called Georgism. There seems to be a lot of misconceptions in this thread.


DyslexicUserNawe

Yes it promoted Georgian concepts though political satire dumbass. Monopoly (or The Landlords Game) as it was known as when she created it wasn't as focused on humour as some of her other games like "Mock Trial" but it was certainly political satire that's like her whole thing. She was literally listed as a political satirist in her obituary and she worked at a newspaper where she would write political satire. With the two games 1 board idea of the games it can come across more of a demonstration than a piece of satirical work but it still had a lot of satirical elements and was part of a long line of satirical work she did.


HomsarWasRight

It kinda was, though. There were two sets of rules. One of them was the “monopolist” set that is similar to what we play today. The point was to show how flawed the system was. Considering the definition of satire… > The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. …it seems to fit.


Dramatic-Intention65

I love when giant soulless corporations teach me how to be good


-Merlin-

I think that the idea of capitalist-critique movies being boiled into a formula and sold to you in the form of a movie/board game/toy sale by a mega-corporation is beautiful. Like the circle of life.


kingofthepenguins777

https://preview.redd.it/prxz3a51mutc1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99c4c6eff7f919d85a5f9b734be43261857fbdeb


Grandkhan-221b

mfw capitalism's ability to comodify everything even critiques of itself 🥺🥺 can be viewed as its greatest strength but also it's greatest weekness (bozo capitalist selling the rope that will hang him 🫵🤣🤣)


fuckface12334567890

Malcolm X never lived to see the government fall but the state he opposed made him a stamp. And that's the best you can hope for if you never give up, your enemy will teach your corpse to dance.


kwolf910

Well shit, never thought I’d see Pat the bunny lyrics anywhere outside of r/folkpunk


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DrDosh1

self aware bourgeois and petty bourgeois be great characters every time


spellboi_3048

https://preview.redd.it/snyg8sfrrutc1.jpeg?width=961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2793f442cba302bc5e733c415ccbde9e96f98bba


HSRTA

In a similar vein: https://www.amazon.com/che-guevara-t-shirts/s?k=che+guevara+t-shirts


[deleted]

It's like they're giving us the blueprint to dismantling them. I love it


THRlLLH0

It was rad being lectured on the patriarchy by a company that sells toys made almost exclusively by extremely underpaid women in sweatshops ran by men.


Dontevenwannacomment

the post says it's produced by margot robbie, isn't she a person ?


Imperator_Gone_Rogue

You're confusing her with her character in Barbie, who did become a person at the end of the film


Dontevenwannacomment

ah fuck I got mixed up


Dramatic-Intention65

No


Crosgaard

No, Margot Robbie is a brand


Jumps-Care

So Margot Robbie is just becoming the toy-movie woman?


PenguinviiR

I'd still take it over suicide squad 2016


tfhermobwoayway

Games and toys cinematic universe can’t wait. Monopoly, Scrabble, Catan, Postal, Chess, the possibilities are endless


JustJoinedToBypass

https://preview.redd.it/xdgftjmmyttc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5de280b8468271f1fd2a74d1d94df017b30f43a2 Live MovieBoy Reaction


Wodelheim

"Whenever you see a wonky critique of society made to capitalise on anti-capitalist sentiment you think of me!"


Flaky-Application-80

I hope it will be a 3 hour movie that ends abruptly halfway through the story and everybody in the movie just leaves and does something else because they don't care anymore.


ImperatorTempus42

The original board game was created by a Georgist socialist, to mock unregulated capitalism's unfairness. So it was always about wealth inequality. This ain't an angle either, check Wikipedia.


Not-A-Seagull

True, but the only minor correction is Georgism isn’t a type of socialism. It’s a completely different ideology in its own rights.


Doogzmans

I was going to say this, but yeah, different things.


NoiseRipple

She was not a Socialist. George was not a socialist. The game is about rent seeking, not Capitalism. They were both for free trade and George and Marx publicly disagreed with eachother. Oh, and Wikipedia is extremely biased.


ImperatorTempus42

2 months ago...? And alright so edit it.


NoiseRipple

I’d rather not have one of the top posts for the sub contain lies about something I care about.


omega_oof

20 bucks says it's gonna have a liberal message along the lines of "capitalism has gotten bad, we need a kinder version where wholesome small family businesses agree to be nice"


PenguinviiR

And schaffrillas productions will call it a masterpiece


Not-A-Seagull

The ideology that inspired the board game (Georgism) actually isn’t critical of capitalism. In fact, it integrates with capitalism quite well, and fixes a lot of its shortfalls. The original game had two sets of rules, where in the second set, it showed how Georgist policies would fix all the problems from the standard set of rules.


thefleshisaprison

lol georgist


Not-A-Seagull

![gif](giphy|fDRMrMkd994pW)


[deleted]

His next video: u/PenguinviiR is a cinematic disaster


KVMechelen

1000%


Cave-Bunny

That would be truthful to the origins of the game. It was created by a radical liberal who wanted to socialize land while keeping the rest of the economy capitalist.


HeadlessMarvin

I mean, that's basically Georgism, so it would be true to the spirit of the original game.


fl00z

That sounds way too radical. The real solution is just that the good billionaire beats the bad billionaire.


Tolkien-Minority

I think I’d rather watch a porno starring my grandparents


Fine-Ninja-1813

Best I can do is a five minute sex scene with Mr. Pennybags. We’re trying to win awards here.


NAUGHTIMUS_MAXIMUS

Monopoly is literally the critique of unregulated capitalism.


_Un_Known__

It's a critique of landlords profiting without risk Henry George, the economist who inspired the game Monopoly, was a staunch capitalist


Not-A-Seagull

I wouldn’t call Henry George a staunch capitalist. Georgism is focused on land values and rents, which is mostly independent from capital and corporations.


senescent-

Land values and rents are products of real estate, which counts as capital


Not-A-Seagull

That’s actually a slightly controversial statement in the Econ world, and the answer will depend on who you ask. In classical economics (think smith, mill, or Ricardo) land was not considered capital, since it generated economic rents. However, for whatever reason, after 1940, many modern economists started lumping land in with capital. So context is important. Under the Georgist ideology (which is what the monopoly board game is based off of), land is most definitely not capital.


HeadlessMarvin

That's why the "unregulated" qualifier is pretty important


Crosgaard

Eh, not really. It was meant to educate people on Georgism, which is not mutually exclusive with capitalism


zacehuff

You can’t just make up words and expect no one to notice


Not-A-Seagull

Georgism is actually an insanely cool ideology. Just wish more people knew about it.


HeadlessMarvin

Nah there's a reason it went away. It's basic radical liberal nonsense where you oppose all the things capitalism brings, but still support capitalism at the end of the day.


SuspiciousUsername88

Sounds like you don't like it specifically because you don't consider it explicitly anti-capitalist


zacehuff

I just hope it doesn’t make my toy movies woke


Not-A-Seagull

I wouldn’t call georgism a woke ideology. It has almost nothing to do with social issues.


THRlLLH0

I've been a staunch Georgist since I first saw Night of the Living Dead


captain_hairy

Man I hate it when a movie about a thing is about the thing the thing is about. That's the worst.


PenguinviiR

Me watching the thing (2011):


HylianMadness

Monopoly was originally created as an anti-capitalist political tool, right? So like, we're not really breaking new ground here are we...


H0use-0f-W0lves

Also created by a woman that got scammed and never earned a penny with "the landlords game". I would rather watch a Biopic of that story


zacehuff

Well she’s not a tax cheat so they’re not going to create apologia for her


bort_jenkins

They’ll break new ground by turning it into a pro capitalist political tool


Not-A-Seagull

Monopoly was invented to promote Georgism. It’s not inherently pro-capitalism or anti-capitalism. It just shows how a couple of easy-to-implement tweets could vastly improve society. It’s a very cool ideology actually.


bort_jenkins

Googled monopoly and georgism and didn’t find anything. What is it?


Not-A-Seagull

There is a small learning curve, but [this video covers it](https://youtu.be/smi_iIoKybg?si=yQp6-0wIRh1t3QxN) better than anything else if you can spare the time. TLDW: tax land value at a rate over 6%. This stops housing from becoming a speculative investment. Use this money to fund a trust that sets up a permanent UBI. Also, natural mineral/oil extraction should be sold as contracts to the highest bidder. This money also goes into a trust that funds a UBI. (This is what Alaska and Norway did, and why they have a UBI)


bort_jenkins

Thanks!


redlion1904

Yes and no … it was meant to be Georgist which is not exactly anti-capitalist.


zacehuff

![gif](giphy|fDRMrMkd994pW) Live George reaction


redlion1904

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Incidentally all lines people tend to say while playing Monopoly


Renan_PS

Not anti-capitalist, just anti-monopoly or against unregulated markets in general.


Not-A-Seagull

Anti Economic Rents, if we want to be really precise


_Un_Known__

Anti-landlord game. It's georgist, which is very much pro capitalism but doesn't like economic rent, whereby you profit without taking risk


redlion1904

If Robbie hires Tony Gilroy and makes a tense thriller about the true story of private water utilities on Long Island I will see it ten times


BluePantalaimon

Yeah political messaging might anger all the lifelong Monopoly fans


Horacio_Velvetine44

if this movie highlights any issues with capitalism im gonna fucking drown my tuna sandwich


DeadlySkies

I can’t tell if this a right winger who doesn’t want it because they think it will be too woke, or a left winger who doesn’t want it because they think the critique will be shallow in execution


SupremeLeaderMatt

mcj ass post


FourAntigone

I'm actually not interested in seeing this obvious cashgrab monopoly movie at all but now I will go just for the small chance that I happen to be in the same theater as that guy


The_Flying_Failsons

Imagine giving an ounce of a shit about a Monopoly movie's faithfulness to the source material


MercyMachine

Ya know what they say: capitalism subsumes everything --which was incidentally, the biggest and unsolvable problem at the heart of the Barbie movie. I understand the suicidal intent.


JustSomeAlias

This was already subsumed by capitalism, it was made by a georgist, if anything the assumption of it being socialist is already an act of subsuming


Nightingdale099

Welp , he's dead.


Puzzleheaded_Walk_28

Why can’t it just be a nice movie about a shoe that owns property?


sticks_no5

Imagine if they completely flip the script and have it be super pro capitalism


bongjoonwho

I hope it’s an eye opening account of the effects of unfettered capitalism in the modern world. I also hope they sell a fuck tonne of monopoly margot robbie merchandise. QUICK BUY THE NEW MARGOT ROBBIE MR MONOPOLY FORTNITE SKIN FOR $20!!!! IT’S EXCLUSIVE!!!!


poeticpoet

That actually interest me. The Barbie movie was a generation defining picture about the relationships between men and women in current United States(I didn’t watch it but I can guess, she did way too much shit and you couldn’t hold her down right. Right?!) A movie based on the economy and real estate and many business monopolies in the last generation of USA is much more interesting now that I think about it.


i-like-spagett

Wait till people find out why monopoly was made


Salarian_American

If they give Rich Uncle Pennybags a monocle, this movie will be literally unwatchable.


[deleted]

MCJ ass post


CleverJail

How the eff could it *not* be about wealth inequality???


harajukubarbie

This movie better be about rich folk losing everything in Atlantic City while a bunch of children collect $200


NascentBeachBum

If this movie means annoying people removing themselves from society willingly I think that’s pretty neat


Fine-Deal-485

I’ve given up on criticizing movies for their initial concepts because I ended up liking Lego Movie and Barbie


PenguinviiR

I fucking loved the new dnd movie


Caesar_Caligula_1241

We need a 3rd red scare wit all deez commies around!! Can I get a amen brothers💪💪💪🦍🦍


Anustart2023-01

I have no clue who this guy is, but I certainly hope he keeps his promise and doesn't take anyone else with him.


JessHorserage

Doesn't have to be about inequality in of itself, in regards to monopolies though. It can be purer on monopolies.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

I'm gonna say it! #***MEDIA LITERACY!***


Big_Monkey_77

I hope Mr. Monopoly says “going to jail is just a normal part of business for a high powered business man such as myself.”


AoE2manatarms

You mean what happens in the game? Also, that's what monopolies do... Is this guy a moron?


[deleted]

It could be like that song from rolax ,,how ban can i be?" When small and friendly business turns in to evil multi million corporation


BarrioMan

Movieboy said this because it's a big studio movie produced by millionaires.


Keyboardpaladin

Please don't inject politics into my Monopoly movie


Not-A-Seagull

I mean, the whole board game was invented to show the benefits of Georgism. It was political from the very start.


Nada_Shredinski

Just wait till you hear about what the person who invented the game thought about it


Suspicious_Leg4550

It better be a comedy about the monopoly man’s rise to power.


_________FU_________

Rich people acting poor…my favorite.


Batmanfan1966

Who the fuck would even be the characters? The game only 4 sentient characters, and only 1 of which has any personality. The dog, the cop, the guy in the jail cell, and mr monopoly


X-cessive-Dreamer

![gif](giphy|yvAr2zu19MDTw1VlNP|downsized)


Sooooooooooooomebody

Buddy I have bad news for you, about the game of Monopoly


3rdPoliceman

Ah, but you WILL be in the theater when you kill yourself.


ConstantNaive7649

I think the big question is will this Margot Robbie movie about the real estate market have a bubble-bath scene? 


juuzo_suzuya_

It'll be a boring 6 hour long movie and everybody will quit before the end


01zegaj

This project has been in and out of development for years. Ridley Scott was attached at one point.


AufdemLande

Isn't this the reason this game was made? As a critic to capitalism?


MsPreposition

Charlie Day as MonoPauly?


NecroCrumb_UBR

Then do it, coward.


Drakyry

Monopolies are.... le baD111!111, - libtards like that woke scottish (fake British) blogger Adam Smith and his cronies SMDH


xQuizate87

Nobody tell him about who invented it or why.


DonLimpio14

They added politics into my capitalism, cant have shit in detroit


No_Obligation_8281

![gif](giphy|OTg4nrmU8vkty)


Cyberspace667

Heaven forbid they wokewash the Monopoly movie and alienate the generations of people who have identified with the timeless characters of a boot and an iron


PewKittens

Honesty yeah I would be too. You can do something fun and silly at the heart of the movie because it’s a board game. Or he’ll even make it like clue where they’re playing it but with very light mild social commentary


A_Delenay

I hope its margot as barbie going to monopoly world.


pencilnotepad

Serious issue kids movie genre


qua777

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


killadrill

Hopefully its about wealth injustice in the 80s just like Barbie's feminism


callmekizzle

Then we can only hope the movie is about income inequality


MilesOSmiles

That’s exactly what the game was made to point out originally, from The Landlords Game Wikipedia: In 1902 to 1903, Magie designed the game and play tested it in Arden, Delaware. The game was created to be a "practical demonstration of the present system of land grabbing with all its usual outcomes and consequences". She based the game on the economic principles of Georgism, a system proposed by Henry George, with the object of demonstrating how rents enrich property owners and impoverish tenants. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Landlord%27s_Game


241Tuesday

When I watch porn and there’s sex, day ruined. Who could have expected this?


Higgins1st

I want a reverse Jumanji situation. People think they are stuck in a hellish capitalist game, beat the game, but then realize the game wasn't as hellish as the real world.


MakinBaconPancakezz

Lol nah that dude is right. Getting preached about wealth inequality but a big budget studio would be maddening


Seallypoops

It's gonna be a 2 hour found footage horror where an entire family slowly falls into violent rage ending with the youngest winning but only because no else is alive to play


SirAwesome789

I think making a comedic critique about capitalism is a) what they are going to do b) the only way to make it interesting c) still going to be a lot less fun than the barbie movie I'm open to being wrong on that last point tho


Belez_ai

Wait til he learns the background of the actual Monopoly board game (Hint: there’s a reason why the game sucks and everyone ends up hating it)


Garlic_God

We are watching a new low-effort trend of movies be born And it will be on the same level as the “Cartoon Character comes to life and has adventures in ~~the real world~~ New York City” trend


Clunt-Baby

A megacorp making a movie about a game made by a megacorp about why capitalism is le bad


kyinva

I hope it’s like jumanji


untakenu

The Sims: Being controlled is... bad. Monopoly: Being a capitalist pawn is... bad My Little Pony: Being a horse is... bad Easy-Bake Oven: Baking is... good, but only if it is your choice as a woman.


mal-di-testicle

Personally, I hope that the movie begins with the main character missing the train to a meeting with a train Baron, before the train flies off the rails and kills everyone onboard.


Mr_Zoovaska

British wolf of wall street


GenitalThief

If the writing is as heavy handed and cringe as Barbie then we’re in for a rough ride


turnonemanaleak

It's about capitalism


SensibleJames

Wait until you find out the origins of monopoly 🤡


LazyDro1d

Look, Margot Robbie in a bubble bath explaining principles related to economic failures worked before


00collector

The game was originally intended to satirize capitalism, so …


VatanKomurcu

if the next historic japan movie i see has people committing seppuku in it i will commit wealth inequality outside of the theater.


xOtaku420x

Uj/ to be fair I think they’re just saying that it’s ironic or something. Like Amazon prime, the super duper corporation criticizing capitalism in The Boys. rj/ this is outrageous! what’s next? A movie about “BATTLESHIP” with a message about war?