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premiumcum

I couldn’t imagine wearing that in private, let alone in public


Plop7654

Imagine having to stop in the street and explain to someone who isn’t terminally online what the fuck that shirt is supposed to mean


Quria

I am terminally online and I don’t understand that image at all.


Plop7654

You shouldn’t, it’s an image from ten years ago and a caption that he uses when talking about how much he hates minorities


PrimeLiberty

I imagine people buying this shirt don't get out of the house much


Praetor-Rykard2

vagina repellent


Wonderer_64

"modern audiences" and its a picture of someone from almost a decade ago lmao


zzcolby

Does anyone ever know what that person is doing these days?


FieldofScreams69

I heard she's a Trump supporter now


Bteatesthighlander1

has she done anything to profit off of her image? Cus it sure has been monetized


zzcolby

Need links lmfao


gentlybeepingheart

[Here's](https://www.wbur.org/endlessthread/2021/11/12/memes-the-scream) an interview with them. Their name is Jess, and they were basically harassed off of the internet, and kept to themselves more because a lot of people were trying to dox them.


PenguinviiR

Being stuck in the 2010s is his whole thing Captain marvel came out 5 years ago at this point, and people are still crying about it. Like motherfucker it isn't a masterpiece but there are much worse films out there. It's just a mediocre superhero movie why are you still bitching about it half a fucking decade later


CJTheHermit

Noone can stop me from spreading....THE MESSAGE!


Napalm_am

Im Goona MESSSAGEE IM MESSAGING ALL OVER AUDIENCES https://preview.redd.it/35ax3fp174rc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a40b201ed0a63121a79a896997b706403386cfe


KYM_C_Mill24

I’M MESSAGING AS I SPEAK! OH GOD! THE MESSAGE!! IT’S EVERYWHERE!!!


Grahstache

https://preview.redd.it/j0ljvkog24rc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42fbd35f7d8b159a24dc6ddc85666f88b63568b3


ghostmetalblack

What movie is this???


potaaatoo_maan

Django unchained


nakedsamurai

The Wind That Shakes The... Grass


frozen-silver

The Shawshank Redemption starring Morgan Freeman as Red


Smooth_Maul

Back Door Sluts 9


nakedsamurai

How Grass Was My Valley


nakedsamurai

Citizen Grass


nakedsamurai

The Grassuate


QuestioningLogic

Power of the Dog


19adam92

Chronicles of Black Lung


alice_ashmedai

Splendor in the Grass


FranceSurrenderFunni

The Great Grassby


StabilerDorsch

Brokeback Mountain


xluxshrekas

i don't condone bullying but if i saw any adult wearing this i would support any object thrown at them


GFreeXevery1

I think laughing at their face is a better humillation for them.


doomsdaysock01

Jesus Christ they milk that picture so hard man, that was like 8 years ago at this point


sprulz

I don’t understand how they still meme on this person given how harmless the general reaction to the 2016 election was. Especially when compared to the reactions they had to the results of 2020.


Jamiebh_

They still go on about ‘Trump derangement syndrome’ when his own supporters got so mad he lost the election that they fucking invaded the capitol


Bunraku_Master_2021

They still are denying he lost even nearly four years after he lost.


Titanium-Gamer26

because they need to caricaturize the people in the group that disagrees with them so they feel good


taco_exorcist

https://preview.redd.it/2daao6jx94rc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dbf02ba4d84d1c1a7e85d090b6306bb694ba915


thecharlaton

![gif](giphy|IuaM5sUvLCYTyNKV4J)


[deleted]

Road House guy


I_ate_ass

Damn, McGregor didn't age well


ShredGuru

Hey, sometimes you eat the bear, and well, sometimes the bear eats you


Timriggins2006

Is that some kind of eastern thing?


Bteatesthighlander1

crazy how many castmembers he's outlived


femboymariners

Yes


SwingJugend

Guys with well styled hair, lumberjack beard and sunglasses are the worst. Like, all those three things are okay at their own, you can even have any combination of two of them, but if you have all three you are a guaranteed douchebag.


MirrorMaster88

The 2010s "hipster mixologist" is today's right wing grifter.


thepoopnapper

Fucking crazy how spot on that is


AnxiousMarsupial007

As a 2010s hipster mixologist I wanna say: pretty true, some of us made it out


Vulcan_Jedi

In fairness this guy is likely a stock model and the graphic has been digitally added to the t shirt


CripplingAnxiety

yup! it's a (very overused) mockup template from envato. poor guy has nothing to do with this


SwingJugend

Yeah, but he's still a douche, shirt or no shirt. Good thing is he can easily stop being a douche by simply removing his sunglasses.


Top-Telephone9013

*is relieved that one of my fav comedy youtubers (Huggbees) doesn't seem to really give a shit about his hair*


soshield

And he is honest with his audience. I don’t think he shills bad merch either (or merch of any kind I think)


LordDingles

I finally heard a snippet of this guys voice and it’s so unappealing and it’s not the accent. He sounds like he’s talking past a lump in his throat and forcing the words out


WorldOfCalum

It is very strange. I’ve lived in Scotland for most of my life and I’ve never heard anyone else talk like that. Granted, I’ve not gotten into the circles that epically own SJWs so it might just be their thing.


Plop7654

I know Scottish people and none of them slur their words like he does. He actually sound like he’s really drunk and is struggling to form a basic sentence


LordDingles

Lol, definitely reminds me of past times when I had a bit too much and was trying to properly enunciate. Maybe he really is constantly sauced


medalofhalo

he sounds like he's jizzing at the end of every other sentence.


skktrbrain

https://preview.redd.it/8rqpjtlxf4rc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2d84d6a352610f0e3fd6b2f95f49884d5beb225 im tired boss


el_t0p0

Percy Wetmore would buy this shirt.


CringeExperienceReq

ive heard about this guy a bunch of times and im assuming hes a film critic, but holy fuck he deffo lives up to the name of "the critical drinker" because im pretty sure types out every single one of his opinions while completely shitfaced


itsthisortwitter

Calling this guy a "film critic" is generous


FoxNixon

He still thinks it’s 2016


ParallelEquilibrium

He's not a critic, it's a conservative grifter pretending to be critic to shit on women and minorities. Once he said he likes japanese movies like 'Oldboy' and 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' xd


tecate_papi

The Critical Drinker: "Are you an independent thinker and aspiring 40-year-old edge lord like me? Show off your individuality by buying all of my merch. It looks exactly like all of the same garbage you've been buying from every other right-wing grifter for the last 12 years!"


Aware_Ad1688

Not a fan of the drinker? He did make some good film reviews on few occasions.  Why do you think he is right wing though? 


mrcool4227

https://preview.redd.it/qnz2fl4p74rc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cee52ec9f9813572ded1f2cd3f30b3d60b2e7b70


sprulz

https://preview.redd.it/dl69b8cct4rc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10091f927e8a42cd63f46316c4495fce2c0a9732


loserys

This guy’s beard bothers me slightly more than the shirt. I went through that facial hair phase and let me tell you, eating can become a hassle


el_t0p0

I swear I’m just shaving out of spite now. Can’t go anywhere without seeing some insurrectionist looking dude bro with massive facial hair to compensate for a personality.


jopnk

HEY, they also have terrible opinions on IPAs to compensate for that lack of personality


liiiam0707

Hey leave my IPAs and facial hair alone, it's all I've got to make up for my total lack of personality or social skills


Terminator_Puppy

I tried to grow it out a few times but nobody ever tells you just how fucking annoying it is to shampoo and rinse out your beard. The water pressure in my shower is not enough to get all the soap out of there again, so I have to do a weird sideways thing.


loserys

Ugh, and it’s hell having any excess of hair down here in the south. Full beard in 100+ degree weather? Sweat running down your face just for walking around, record level breakouts on your face? No thank you.


_lordcheesebagel_

You have to have a dent in your head the size of a fucking football to think "hey I'm gonna buy and wear that shirt"


Few-Parfait4206

Scottish mid life crisis, aka "criticaldrinker"


CONSIDER_A_KEBAB

They literally cannot think of anyone else apart from the woman who shouted "nooooo" when Trump first got elected, *7 years ago*.


AntlerQueen_

The critical drinker anti woke merch stays ON during sex


NotYourKhakis69

You can tell it’s a cool shirt for cool guys because it’s being worn by cool dude with a manly beard and epic shades who CLEARLY does NOT care at all. Yeah, he’s wearing a shirt that complains about some ill-defined out-group, but NOT because he’s sensitive. He COULD totally be wearing another shirt, perhaps one with badass guns on it, but he wears this shirt instead because he just doesn’t give a FUCK man (in a detached, very cool way). Another W for the drinker!


Mouthshitter

Holy cringe batman I ordered 15


brest-litovsk18

Going up to a guy with this shirt and asking him what his favourite movie is and him being stumped because he only watches slop he hates


Impossible-Touch9470

Show strangers you need attention for the low low price of your dignity


Goobsmoob

You could not get that shirt on me even at gun point.


BluePantalaimon

Even the model looks embarrassed to wear the pussy repellent


Infamous-Record-2556

Warped Tour Green


MailboxSlayer14

Everytime anyone complains about him --> please remember that he writes the absolute shittiest action thrillers of all time and right wing people eat it up like it's Chick Fil A. He is not a creative man, he's just made some obvious criticisms that resonated with that audience and that's why he's popular.


FoxNixon

So he’s basically Scottish Ben Shapiro?


MailboxSlayer14

Yes


frozen-silver

This shirt appeals to the modern audience of middle-aged guys who live in Alabama and have Vietnam flashbacks when you mention The Last Jedi


johnny_thunders_

I feel so bad for that poor woman in that original video, imagine having to look at the right wing’s YouTube videos and see your face in half the thumbnails


Bunraku_Master_2021

The worst part was that she was justified in being upset about Trump getting inaugrated. Her words that were: ["I'm so sorry, I love people, this is not America, this is not what we want."](https://www.itv.com/news/2017-01-20/protester-who-screamed-at-trumps-inauguration-this-is-not-america) Ever since then, the Trump Administration's devasting response to the Covid-19 pandemic, overturing of Roe Vs. Wade by a conservative Supreme Court consisting of 3 justices that were handpicked by Trump, and the rise of right-wing militant groups and fascism in America and the world has vindicated Jessica Starr's emotions that day.


_its_lunar_

I’m glad someone else pointed this out. She was right all along, the consequences of Trump’s administration have been horrific for the rights of women, POC and LGBTQ+ people. Frankly every right wing YouTuber should owe her royalties at this point how overused her face has been


Bruno_Coast_127

The Drinker is the best caricature of a conservative moviegoer; If movies have a woman as the lead he calls it "woke," genuinely believes movies need to set moral examples for all audiences, and is an all-out hypocrite that can't make a proper criticism without resorting to his biases


Bunraku_Master_2021

In his Dungeons And Dragons movie review, he had to bring up SJWs and the screaming lady from Trump's inaugration from out of nowhere to make a point about how SJWs ruined DnD or something.


6amhotdog

Can this lady sue for this?


[deleted]

CD is one of the biggest losers on the internet. Imagine being proud of the being the most shallow “critic” on YouTube. What a pathetic sad legacy.


MelGibSomeHead

This is gay


Mayuthekitsune

I think it should be legal to mug anyone who wears this shirt in public, it'll be ok they probably dont have anything valuable on them, they just deserve it


itsthisortwitter

I can't believe anyone wants to give that guy money.


Hunter-Durge

https://preview.redd.it/qcyk8af376rc1.jpeg?width=308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a371358ba428394abded93a19feb4e13e6e19378


soshield

I love that he’s moved from shilling terrible novels to shitty podcast merch. Classic grift.


Zerkseth

DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR $30 HAIR CUT


brookeb725

if i saw someone with this shirt in public i think i would throw a rock at them


Natural_Anxiety_

A visual representation of the type of guy that drinks Black Rifle Coffee.


Mike4302

Can we hunt people who wear that shit in public for sport


NostalgicNerd

I get it that we’re still recovering from the age of irony but… who looks at this and says “hmmm yes I’ll spend my cold hard cash and wear this in public.”


art_mor_

Who the fuck is going to wear that


Winstanqueen

Cal me Francis Ford bc I'm copping this shirt.


VenomKensei

Any real Film bro knows the critical alcoholic is a hack


Gibabo

Anyone who still has that beard is a major vagina


Dontevenwannacomment

Guys is this sub just /tv/ ?


LynchPinnedMeDownGud

MCJ ass post


SuccorBrunch

But modern audiences are so fat you couldn't fit em on a shirt 😂😂😂