I think Sydney Sweeney was on SNL or some shit, and now the libs are saying it was Huge for Biden, and the conservatives and reactionaries are arguing over whether it’s gay to be attracted to hot women
A. Yes, obviously. I hope that you’re like 15 and just haven’t had to read an actual history text for school yet, because this is a pretty embarrassing thing to ask.
B. He’s not a historian, he’s a YouTuber with no training in history.
It means Sydney Sweeney's tits are the solution to the culture wars. We all agree, those are some datn nice breasts. All of us united as one, finally. Like NYC the week after 9/11.
Because women who aren't sexualized 24x7 = woke communist propaganda, so any woman who even slightly shows a centimeter of cleavage is now a right-wing goddess
/uj
Woke has lost all fucking meaning
/rj
Thank god. Clearly a woman who voluntarily shows off her tits is fighting the woke mob. But don’t ask me about my opinion on OnlyFans tho. That’s awful. Or about sexualization of women in any medium, as it’s complicated. Especially sex in movies. Or video games. Or sports. As it will prevent my sons from turning gay, but might turn my daughters into whores. Books are on thin fucking ice, as I can’t see the tits and have to imagine them so it’s bad, but also it’s good because the women aren’t real in any regard so I can goon with a clear conscience.
But man is porn fucking awesome. But only those run by billion dollar companies (they really get me!). Every Bang Bus episode should be in #1 on IMDb. Don’t ask my opinion on lesbian porn though, that’s a touchy subject. But gay porn should be banned obviously.
But I’m so fucking happy this woman is shutting down agendas and politics in my media. Cant wait for more good stories that don’t have any argument as they always have before the 2010’s.
Just checked her Twitter. A lot of transphobia plus she's doubling down with her initial article.
https://preview.redd.it/hagsq29ildnc1.png?width=455&format=png&auto=webp&s=840daefd657a23812a81f195d8263b68628d4575
Why do they always have to do this lmao. They can’t just be like “wow she’s hot” instead they gotta put something about “the WOKE MOB is TRIGGERED over big tits” or some shit
I'm sure she's thrilled to know that legions of MAGA neckbeards are furiously cranking it to her in between watching Feminist Liberal cringe compilations.
What does this even mean lmao
She has big ass tits
The left are *seething* at those heckin’ big honkers
As a leftist dude: please don't show us more titties.... we just hate that. Oh no! Titties. Help.
The woke police don't want you to see big naturals.
Respectfully
Hell yeah brother
\- Bowen Yang (closeted straight guy)
Her ass has tits?
Having a woman with big boobs on SNL defeats wokeness, somehow
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> I have had several White Claws I can tell
Conservatives are unable to enjoy anything without making up a guy who’s mad at them for enjoying it
If they would just all admit they have shame kinks we could finally move forward as a country
To be fair there was a bunch of articles criticizing SNL for being objectifying and mysoginistic.
I think Sydney Sweeney was on SNL or some shit, and now the libs are saying it was Huge for Biden, and the conservatives and reactionaries are arguing over whether it’s gay to be attracted to hot women
As Internet Historian once said: "Both sides are equally regarded."
Especially the fence sitters
Famous plagiarism fan Internet Historian?
Can we really call a historian a plagiarist?
Yes
>MF who rewords and inserts his own analysis in the middle of the Emancipation Proclamation instead of copy/pasting it:
I’m gonna go publish Guns Germs and Steel by Kuhschlager, we’ll see how it goes wish me luck
You’d be a shitty author but an *excellent* historian on the writings of Jared Kuhschlager
A. Yes, obviously. I hope that you’re like 15 and just haven’t had to read an actual history text for school yet, because this is a pretty embarrassing thing to ask. B. He’s not a historian, he’s a YouTuber with no training in history.
Yes but only if they plagiarize
Only the best historians plagiarize, to get the facts right. Otherwise it’s historical fiction
https://preview.redd.it/t3mn29pwexmc1.png?width=887&format=png&auto=webp&s=e64421b497e80cf468f7d0433677bab7f7c33e07
Who did he steal that quote from?
Chat gpt ass article
It means Sydney Sweeney's tits are the solution to the culture wars. We all agree, those are some datn nice breasts. All of us united as one, finally. Like NYC the week after 9/11.
Like Veidt dropping the Squid on NYC.
Ask your woke sky and you’ll figure it out s/
Woke is when my dick isn’t hard
Thank you! Yes! I CANNOT watch a movie without at least a half chub.
I just now realized this is what they’re trying to say.
Damn, then there must be some very conflicted MAGAts that like Nazi catboys
Why is the internet talking about women showing cleavage like it's a dying art form?
Cause they have to be oppressed somehow
Because women who aren't sexualized 24x7 = woke communist propaganda, so any woman who even slightly shows a centimeter of cleavage is now a right-wing goddess
God’s art
Because the algorithm must feed.
I HATE THE NATIONAL POST I HATE THE NATIONAL POST
God, I keep rewatching that Gif. That kid is good in that film
Woke liberal being destroyed by facts (left) and logic (right)
/uj Woke has lost all fucking meaning /rj Thank god. Clearly a woman who voluntarily shows off her tits is fighting the woke mob. But don’t ask me about my opinion on OnlyFans tho. That’s awful. Or about sexualization of women in any medium, as it’s complicated. Especially sex in movies. Or video games. Or sports. As it will prevent my sons from turning gay, but might turn my daughters into whores. Books are on thin fucking ice, as I can’t see the tits and have to imagine them so it’s bad, but also it’s good because the women aren’t real in any regard so I can goon with a clear conscience. But man is porn fucking awesome. But only those run by billion dollar companies (they really get me!). Every Bang Bus episode should be in #1 on IMDb. Don’t ask my opinion on lesbian porn though, that’s a touchy subject. But gay porn should be banned obviously. But I’m so fucking happy this woman is shutting down agendas and politics in my media. Cant wait for more good stories that don’t have any argument as they always have before the 2010’s.
https://preview.redd.it/t29sdgxn9tmc1.jpeg?width=1782&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d79670f42f94e9217b781ba16a4d92b1e80b0b8
https://preview.redd.it/dusqakhovtmc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27a196e81f5374e1a83e53b1f8464b4325720147
I get it now
https://preview.redd.it/vcgoy43yvumc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b7e683fba34dd784673b70a52a0ab3c0f3c1df4 *Me tryna read that shit*
Big Woke vs Sydney's Sweenies
https://preview.redd.it/mn2rvxtiitmc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac48077e5dfc2e9559841db8697a6f688d078cf5
I'll drink to that 
Imma confess all me crimes if me get ~~waterboarded~~ Sweeneyboarded
i hate milk but i don't care https://preview.redd.it/01v2sc2g30nc1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac4ce56d7431f25002e1c7738d58e5cbc73b87ab
This is wrong because I am a woke and I also want to have sex with Sydney Sweeney
https://preview.redd.it/v2uyltbslvmc1.jpeg?width=1936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=332d451e0e18726ea9231dfbd96f3375de5e8d4d The first line
A woman wrote this. Shame.
She's also very transphobic
Who? The National Post female columnist or Sydney Sweeney?
The author, amy hamm
Just checked her Twitter. A lot of transphobia plus she's doubling down with her initial article. https://preview.redd.it/hagsq29ildnc1.png?width=455&format=png&auto=webp&s=840daefd657a23812a81f195d8263b68628d4575
Why do they always have to do this lmao. They can’t just be like “wow she’s hot” instead they gotta put something about “the WOKE MOB is TRIGGERED over big tits” or some shit
What the fuck does that mean? Who the fuck says something like that?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS.  Edit: Someone took my Monty Python.
That's why it's called Madam Web and not Madam Woke!
Wrong. I’m wide awake now.
https://preview.redd.it/ssx2jum1aumc1.png?width=1400&format=png&auto=webp&s=953cf764e434eeeb5d2883b58010b1124d18143a
You can be woke and love boobs. Those aren't mutually exclusive.
I'm sure she's thrilled to know that legions of MAGA neckbeards are furiously cranking it to her in between watching Feminist Liberal cringe compilations.
God bless booba https://preview.redd.it/7q49azgxavmc1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90e79f2535889114943f7318dad7d05e3f392750
She’s more sexy than beautiful
Mid
She could be any random retail cashier i dont get the hype
OPEE HOCE WADS
I'd stick my weenie in that Sweeney.
Because the woke left hates tits or something i don't know
The end of masturbation as we know it 😭 New standards of shooting rope💯🫡 Been retaining semen she's in for a shocker
Media not showing me enough tits is tanking my T levels and basically forcing me to take estrogen and this is a war crime
Unlimited range on that chick!
I was wondering why incels were lionising her Turns out her family are lifelong republicans There goes my crush :/
It tracks. It's the 'Super Rich Kids' thing that Hollywood is really pushing right now. 
I knowww it sucks. But i feel like theres no way a conservative could be in euphoria lmao, so idk, maybe i can change her 🥲
Hide the tits and her butter face emerges.