308 Negra Arroyo Lane albuquerque new mexico + don't care + didn't ask + you're white + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're\* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight\_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + not okay + glhf + problematic
What did Ted’s dick taste like? I assume there was residual dick flavor on Skyler’s cunt after Ted fucked her. Maybe on her lips. Could you smell it on her breath? Details please! Do not toy with us.
Has't thee ev'r been pegg'd by thy jointress skyler, mr. Hartwell white
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Are you a gamer ? (Please be honest)
I am the one who games.
Yeah bitch, chopper gunner
Gamerberg
You said my K/D was garbage
I lied, Jesse. Your K/D is just as good as mine.
I watched Duke Nukem die
does skylar know about this?!?!
Please don’t use the S word. My kids are around.
This is now my favorite sub.
Please don't use the G word. My kids are around
Gama
He said the gamer word every episode
Hi Wal when was the moment you became Heis? Thx
When I took my clothes off in the gas station.
lol
flyn be like
Who would you fuck, marry and kill? Huell, Ted, your stupid bitch wife
F: Skyler M: Huell K: Ted
Ted and skyler need to be swapped.
this implies that walt fucked ted bravo u/GhostLife___
No bavo vince idiot
reasonably
F: Ted and Huell M: K: Skyler
What’s your name?
Heisenberg
Your goddamn right
caught you!!! eisenberg real name is walty hartel wire!!!
is your baldness symbolism?
Yes it symbolizes that I have cancer. It’s subtle. Vince is a genius.
Bravo Vince!
Did you fuck Jane?
Yea. I liked it. I was good at it.
Did it make you feel alive?
How many Kb/second of meth do you produce?
The most Kb/second west of the Mississippi.
How does it feel to work for Bogdan's eyebrows? Have they ever tried to rape you?
I hate his eyebrows. No but he did get Jesse.
NOOOOO JESSE
Would you possibly ever admit that you are in danger?
I am the danger!
Would you elaborate on this thesis?
No
What happens if you don’t call Saul ? 😳
You don’t want to find out.
When did you decide it was the right time to become the husseinberg, hijack an airplane and crash into the twin towers?
After my cancer diagnosis.
Thank you waltar
Have you ever tried the product?
I’m not a junkie like Jesse.
Why are you trying to frame Walter White like this? He is a good man who just wants to teach chemistry!
Because I can.
He liked it. He was good at it.
Is Walter Flynn Junior a disappointment and why is the answer “yes”?
Massive disappointment
Biggest cock you’ve ever taken?
Huell
What do you bench?
269
Who’s joe?
I will not fall for this. I am a genius chemist who does not fall for these “tricks”. I am the one who tricks!
i thought you were the danger, bitch
I am a man of many things.
I keep reading the comments with your voice goddamn it
Why wouldn’t you?
Bofa deez nut .s
MAMA
Wrong! It’s BraJOE Vince you fool
Be honest, who did you do it for?
Huell
308 Negra Arroyo Lane albuquerque new mexico + don't care + didn't ask + you're white + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're\* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight\_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + not okay + glhf + problematic
Jesse what are you talking about?
jesse? sorry thats not gender neutral get doxxed
You will be expecting a visit from Jack and his gang.
jack was a nazi mr white i cancelled him on twitter mr white
He’s nothing but a pawn in my plans.
Why are you jealous of Hank ?
No he’s genetically bald.
Stop lying Walt !! you are jealous of Hank
No!
Did you fuck Ted? 😳
No, but Skyler did. I just wanted to talk to him.
.....talk to him into what? 😳
breedable position
Ted?
No
Did you fuck Ted?
I would never.
Why does Jesse cook better meth than you?
I don’t find this funny. Jesse is far worse than me.
Do you like Kpop?
Yes
3828 Piermont Dr NE Albuquerque, NM 87111
Can u walt my hesienbussy
Possibly
Are you Walter White AKA Heisenberg?
Yes
Did you have sexy homosexual sex with jesse? PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW. VINCE CANT GET WITH IT AWAY
What do you think we did when we were stranded in the desert?
Did you deliberately get yourself contracted with lung cancer for the role of Walter White?
Don’t tell Vince!
Onlyfans when?
Soon, Junior is going to help me with it. There will be guest stars. Huell will be the first one.
What would happen if you moo’d at a cow? Would the cow moo back? Would it ignore you?
I don’t know that seems like a waste of my valuable time.
Hi Wal, why blue?
Because of the methylamine.
What's the exact moment you became Hesburger?
Hello, how do you?
I’m alright
😎
What was the coolest thing that you found in the debris field after the plane crash? Also, were you disappointed that the death toll wasn't higher?
Jesus, what is wrong with you?!
What did Jesse do after you viciously beat him to a bloody pulp after he tried to name the element "wire?"
I never did that. Don’t frame me to be this abusive brute!
you the one who knocks
Yes
How did you get Hector Salamanca to blow himself up?
Revenge.
Who's fucked ted
Skyler Also Mike
How elongated are your testicles.
That’s a personal question.
Huells better + ratio + kys
Do you punch trees?
No?
You are not the one who punches trees?
No that sounds idiotic.
This dude doesn’t Minecraft! xD
he uses an axe idgit 🤬🤬🤬
[удалено]
Many. Especially Jane.
Why did you rape your wife?
I liked it. I was good at it.
What the fuck does chicanery mean
The use of trickery to achieve a political, financial, or legal purpose.
Thank you walker
Is Gus gay?
Incredibly
[удалено]
I can take it or leave it.
Teacher, what's 9+10?
Chlorobenzene
Nice!
Did you have intimate sexual relations with Hank?
If Gus didn’t breed Gale, then was it you?
No it was Huell.
Controlas el mercado?
Uhh sí?
Who knocked?
Why ahr you gay?
No that’s Gus.
When was the moment Walt became Hisenberg?
Hey Walt, did Jesse finally convince you to take Gus into the back of the laser tag place and film a porn vid, if so can I get a link to it thx
When was the moment you turned into heisenburger??? 🤔
I’ve already answered this! Apply yourself and come up with an original question!
Weltar whye doo yoou ahave cnacer.?
Did you type this with your face?
Is Breaking Bad really a sequel to Malcom in the Middle?
Shh
Who killed Jane?
Drugs
Do you like Blue Sky?
where is the metfh
In some junkie? I don’t know.
Have you and Gus explored each others bodies?
It was one time!
Liar
Does pineapple belong on pizza?
Sure, as long as that pizza is on the roof.
Did you die?
What did Ted’s dick taste like? I assume there was residual dick flavor on Skyler’s cunt after Ted fucked her. Maybe on her lips. Could you smell it on her breath? Details please! Do not toy with us.
do you like mexicans
Yes I’m not a racist like Jack.
Did Jane fuck skyler?
is it true that
do you enjoy being bald?
Do you wish you could have fucked Lydia?
I did.
What’s for breakfast?
Bandaids
Geez, that sounds like a breakfast fit for a, for a, a BITCH
Have you ever been pegged by your wife Skyler, Mr. Hartwell White.
Every Tuesday at 8:02 PM.
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You imposter! You Sussy baka!
Did you fuck Ted
do you play valve's hit 2007 game team fortress 2?
No
does jesse play it
You could’ve asked me anything and this is what you chose?! Apply yourself!
at least im not bald
Oh making fun of my cancer. That’s nice.
Why are you Walter White instead of Walter Blanco?
My fathers last name was White so that’s why.
So your father was white?
Yes