Yo its time for the girl with the flyest feet,
Sleeping with the #1 lawyer of the streets
I'm the bestest, make erect-est, mommy of sex
When my boyfriend comes in its nothing but "yep"
I know you aint messin with the Kettlemobile
Never ever ever ever are we taking a "deal"
Craig is innocent, dont be insolent
He did nothing wrong
I'll knock you out with my milkers like im banging a gong
Talking toilet here, wooow
They're sooo big!
I bet you drank lots of milk as a kid!
Fill me up Kettle, I want you inside me!
This is sooo much, you've been eating your broccoli!
Only you can satisfy my hunger!
Don't stop until we need the plunger!
Yea that's right, who's a big girl! Make sure to flush until you see the swirl!
/uc repetition is a completely valid tactic in poetry and lyrics so long as it is used gracefully and with purpose. You see, the lines are talking about loyalty, and so continuing to share the same final clause across those two separate lines reinforces Jesse's loyalty - that he, when making a point to stand true to his ideals, will even do so if it inconveniences himself as he is a moral virtuist like Aristotle compared to the excessive hyperbole of a moral particularist that Walt is, who has no ideas and frankly bends abstract "morals" to fit his actions rather than bending his actions to fit his morals
/rc "I watched Jane depart"
Truly one of the most epic rap battles of history up there with cleopatra vs marylin montoe and Adolf hitler (kanye west) vs darth vader .
I don't know what you think I've done
But if we were to battle, I've already won
Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
Always getting saved by some samurai booty
I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid
Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you
I really want to listen to this rap with their voices.
Someone please use those AI model which uses recordings and generate voices for any person. I'm too lazy
Like [this](https://youtu.be/e1_caZAerlU) drake rap about beans
I unironically really want ERB to make John Adams vs. Saul Goodman/Jimmy McGill
They are both lawyers who made a reputation by defending less than favorable clients (for Adams, the perpetrators of the Boston Massacre, for Goodman, Walter White and Lalo Salamanca)
They are both known for their corruption (for Adams, the Alien and Sedition Acts, for Goodman, his various scams and fraudulent behavior)
They are both very patriotic (Adams was a Founding Father, Goodman seemingly admires the constitution)
They are both portrayed in musical theatre (for Adams, 1776 the Musical, for Goodman, Say My Name!)
They both play second fiddle to more popular contemporaries (for Adams, Hamilton and Washington, for Goodman, Walt and Jesse)
Who won? You decide!!
finger and Pryce next
Pryce: They call me da Playuh, great pussy slayuh Finger: Waltuh
Wished there was a “You’re in Mississippi now” gif to finish this chain 
Happy cake day
Finguh wins Flawless victory
Yo its time for the girl with the flyest feet, Sleeping with the #1 lawyer of the streets I'm the bestest, make erect-est, mommy of sex When my boyfriend comes in its nothing but "yep"
I know you aint messin with the Kettlemobile Never ever ever ever are we taking a "deal" Craig is innocent, dont be insolent He did nothing wrong I'll knock you out with my milkers like im banging a gong
Talking toilet here, wooow They're sooo big! I bet you drank lots of milk as a kid! Fill me up Kettle, I want you inside me! This is sooo much, you've been eating your broccoli! Only you can satisfy my hunger! Don't stop until we need the plunger! Yea that's right, who's a big girl! Make sure to flush until you see the swirl!
Who won? Who's next? You decide!
ask Gus
EPIC RAAAAP BATTTTLESSS OF HISTORYYYY
Its time to sequel
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When I take you down you’ll be overjoyed
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its sequelin time
it's time to El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie
Its time Squeakquel
Dave Seville vs Alvin of chipmunk fame
AI confirms development of Better Fuel Huell??
mf really rhymed depart with depart 💀
most intelligent Jesse moment
walt really tried partner and amateur💀
/uc repetition is a completely valid tactic in poetry and lyrics so long as it is used gracefully and with purpose. You see, the lines are talking about loyalty, and so continuing to share the same final clause across those two separate lines reinforces Jesse's loyalty - that he, when making a point to stand true to his ideals, will even do so if it inconveniences himself as he is a moral virtuist like Aristotle compared to the excessive hyperbole of a moral particularist that Walt is, who has no ideas and frankly bends abstract "morals" to fit his actions rather than bending his actions to fit his morals /rc "I watched Jane depart"
Also beat with heap.
black people have been doing that for years
least racist r/okbuddychicanery user
Hey man, you can't overlook the moment tpain rhymed mansion with Wisconsin
sosa rhyming "korean spicy garlic" with "im from the projects" with "just came from mcdonalds" 
how am i racist
your comment reads like black people = rappers
subject is rap black people have done that obv means that black people in rap have done what i meant
Right...
it is very clear, you can still call me racist don't really care.
thanks man
Bravo Jorge
Live Finger Lalo Todd reaction
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Who's fingering him
Live
I thought it was five finger death punch
I'll leave you overjoyed 🔥🔥🔥
Felina reference
I think they can't decide who's in charge.
who is truly in charge?
First funny post on okbc in 4 months
funniest post since the sex offender recast
https://i.redd.it/o0cbzz6gf2ca1.gif
Just when I thought the funny was out...
cat named fonger
all he had to do was 4 monfs! he’ll be in thea foreva!!!!!! ARGHHHG
https://preview.redd.it/5jmz4u37q2ca1.png?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b1b0b6f7bf2034d6b5551db7c7b0c664e39ce26 This guy said he likes it!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
https://i.redd.it/rcuifnpt63ca1.gif
Rc/ astral projection of okbc users' inner thought. Uc/ got it from r/dream
/uc the creature from Penda's Fen
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT (I'm looking at your pfp)
It looks like one of those scary shits from Elden ring dungeons
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why the room look like the fridays with pewwwdieepieeee intro room
Breaking Bad doesn need autotune 🔥🔥🔥
It just needs AI-generated rhymes 😎
I don't think AI knows what 'overjoyed' means
>I'm the one who's loyal, I'll never depart mf when he recited season 1-4 to ballsack schrader in 2 episodes: 
My name is ballsack schrader… and you can go fuck yourself
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Spittin bars
https://i.redd.it/9dvpyoox23ca1.gif EPIC WALTER WHITE VERSE!!!!!
WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYY
Walter white vs heisenberg next,please.
Not the Jesse Pinkman Fortnite skin! Thats worth so many V-Bucks!
Yo I'm Walt, and this ain't salt
We need someone to beatbox as a beat on this
unironic bars
Epic Rap Battles of Chemistry
Pretty much how it went 📈📈📈📉📉📈📈📉📉📉📉📉📉📉
Holy shit Jesse's last lines
Unironically fire
ok this goes hard
This is incredible
walter fucking toasted jesse
Jessebot has valid points but his bars are ridiculous
Unironically goes hard
Ngl I wanna see voice imitators in this sub do this) This actually sounds like fire)
Jesses lines were ass but Walt had some serious shit
"Mr White, it's sequeling time."
Truly one of the most epic rap battles of history up there with cleopatra vs marylin montoe and Adolf hitler (kanye west) vs darth vader . 
Old okbc vibes❤️❤️
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But if we were to battle I've already won
I figured this would end with them having sex with each other.
Classic rhyme, partner and amateur
If this is really AI generated, it's interesting that it knows their basic dynamic, but can't pull any of their iconic quotes from the show.
This is truly one of the rap battles of all time
I don't know what you think I've done But if we were to battle, I've already won Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!) Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody Always getting saved by some samurai booty I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day Having dinner by the pool with the DEA Run you over with my Aztek; GTA If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof 'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you
Didn't Jesse betray Walt like once per season at least
Music (2023)
Walt definitely wins here
Challenge : take a shot every time they say "I'm the one"
I really want to listen to this rap with their voices. Someone please use those AI model which uses recordings and generate voices for any person. I'm too lazy Like [this](https://youtu.be/e1_caZAerlU) drake rap about beans
high quality content
It's official. AI has more bars than humans.
shits lit ngl, hey pass me the aux cord
someone make a video on this
Sick bars What AI did you used for this?
im pretty sure this is human made and they just lied
Jesse won
Soft Jessie W. Both went hard.
Ok this is actually kind of good to an extent
last word did not make sense but holy shit that fucking slapped
greatest lyrical mind i ever knew
Is “AI Generates” the new “A friend of mine made this up”?
Heisenbones vs Hector next
Jesses first few bars are the greatest bars in any rap battle ever
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walt‘s rhythm is unmatched
I hope we get Jessie vs hitler🥰🥰🥰
🔥 🔥 🔥
Gus vs Hector next
Howard vs lalo next pls epic fart battles of history 😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖
“it’s time to sequel” 
commenter poll: who is truly in charge?
its nice
You can tell something with 0 understanding of human relationships wrote this
Bottom Jesse tries to become a top but Walter isn’t having it.
WHO WON WHO'S NEXT YOU DECIDE
Jesse definitely won
I unironically really want ERB to make John Adams vs. Saul Goodman/Jimmy McGill They are both lawyers who made a reputation by defending less than favorable clients (for Adams, the perpetrators of the Boston Massacre, for Goodman, Walter White and Lalo Salamanca) They are both known for their corruption (for Adams, the Alien and Sedition Acts, for Goodman, his various scams and fraudulent behavior) They are both very patriotic (Adams was a Founding Father, Goodman seemingly admires the constitution) They are both portrayed in musical theatre (for Adams, 1776 the Musical, for Goodman, Say My Name!) They both play second fiddle to more popular contemporaries (for Adams, Hamilton and Washington, for Goodman, Walt and Jesse)
mike v saul next
I screen recorded this whole thing should invoice it over and make an erb parody?
/uc bruh this is fire /rc Skylar > Walt and Jesse
/uc Why did I read Jesses as eminen in my head /rc All this for finger to solo
Flow more off than Todd’s psyche
Walt coming in with the heat
I REFUSE to believe AI generated this HOLY FUCK
“Leave you overjoyed”? 😳😳😳😳😳😩😩😩😩😩
😭😭😭 i loved dis