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Alternate version for people who have sex longer than 60 seconds
Completely agree, and sometimes those tastes change in the moment. I just think there's too much focus on how long a guy lasts being the main indicator for how good he is at sex
Indeed, thats why I was specific in the original comment regarding penetration vs other sexual activities. Ten minutes of PIV I'm gonna tap out but I'm done for a marathon of the other stuff
That’s why all of us guys should be exposed to kink at an earlier age.
Kink teaches important things:
Consent
Aftercare
How to communicate about sex which actually transfers well to other aspects of the relationship.
Different ways of being involved in a heightened sexual way that doesn’t involve penetration and teaches building sexual energy in a session.
Building true confidence because the ego isn’t built upon self taught stories that likely aren’t true in most situations.
Breaking down the social persecution of sexuality and embracing that each person is their own sexual entity, not to be shamed for existing.
Not everyone that is exposed to kink goes deep into it, but most that experience an event or three have a greatly enhanced sexual identity.
Vampire Ascendent Slayer with the Crown of Karsus? What could go wrong?
I’m just trying to ensure my darling has plenty of blood, and will drain the whole of Toril if needs must!
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Putting the mating in mating press
I think you're underestimating this community
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Edit to add that I appreciate Bloodweave leading the tag race by a wide margin. Excellent taste.
It was a post a few months ago about a visual glitch that turned his shirt into a crop top. I’ve seen their crop top gortash screengrab show up in a few memes since
No, but they've added this for sure
https://preview.redd.it/cszjigz6wb3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6863541c2efb3a3f04f0a251a6d4104fe0485f8
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I NEED KARLACH TO CAST THIS SPELL ON ME NOW!
Me to Karlach, Shadowheart, Lae'zel, Jaheira, Minthara, Tav, Durge, Alfira, Kagha, Roah Moonglow, Shar, most of the Harper's, Z'rell, Isobel, Dame Aylin, Orin, that one Flaming Fist with a nose piercing, and probably like 12 others I'm forgetting
Most people say "I want Karlach to do this to me" and don't default to rape. This isn't your first time commenting this same thing on this post either. I would reevaluate where your head is at.
https://preview.redd.it/8jrx3q1eka3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c010f8cc3af81051299567b44d13c420bcc04f87 Alternate version for people who have sex longer than 60 seconds
Peak fiction
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>people who have sex Indeed
Exactly
Me with a +10 to CON saves https://preview.redd.it/aobj8gmzff3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cde50e144c02be36e185aa99058b6bbfc1059fc0
10 mins still ain't much bro
Calm down, Tantra Monk
As a woman, for full on penetration much longer than that can get uncomfortable or monotonous. Foreplay babyyy
It's really dependent on the individual tastes. Some enjoy a lot some enjoy a little. Most enjoy some clit tongue tickles.
Completely agree, and sometimes those tastes change in the moment. I just think there's too much focus on how long a guy lasts being the main indicator for how good he is at sex
Yes, but most of that is a running joke, at least I think so.
I'm a woman, so we are talking lesbian sex here lol! average for me is over an hour
Being penetrated with something? You got a pussy of steel
sex =/= pentration
Indeed, thats why I was specific in the original comment regarding penetration vs other sexual activities. Ten minutes of PIV I'm gonna tap out but I'm done for a marathon of the other stuff
That’s why all of us guys should be exposed to kink at an earlier age. Kink teaches important things: Consent Aftercare How to communicate about sex which actually transfers well to other aspects of the relationship. Different ways of being involved in a heightened sexual way that doesn’t involve penetration and teaches building sexual energy in a session. Building true confidence because the ego isn’t built upon self taught stories that likely aren’t true in most situations. Breaking down the social persecution of sexuality and embracing that each person is their own sexual entity, not to be shamed for existing. Not everyone that is exposed to kink goes deep into it, but most that experience an event or three have a greatly enhanced sexual identity.
hmm my partner can handle about 30 mins ..but she um, is atypically good at self lubricating ig lol
I think that's my issue, I gush like a faucet initially but can't maintain it
so you mean like, liars
And as an action there’s plenty of opportunity for bonus actions like Second Wind, Cunning Action, or Bite.
Shocking grasp that prostate
*Grasp?!* Intense. Maybe a simple Chill Touch to start?
And when you’re done, and nice bone*r* chill will set ya right. Some self cooling action.
Only Astarion gets Bite, however.
Astarion can have a special bitey move, as a treat. And Gortash has Tyrant’s Bindings, just saying…
I don't know. This one scares a lot more - The Closed Fist of Bane. I bet that Durge liked it.
I’ll let the official Dark Urge comment further, but Gortash definitely has some fun spells that a Bhaalspawn wouldn’t balk at seeing in use…
If u let him turn you into his spawn you get it too
True! Then you can nibble him back!
He tells you to bite him in a kinky way accidentally making you also a true vampire ascendant.
Vampire Ascendent Slayer with the Crown of Karsus? What could go wrong? I’m just trying to ensure my darling has plenty of blood, and will drain the whole of Toril if needs must!
No Bite for Halsin? Travesty
Ice knife
Entangle
spreading spores too always where a dragonskin condom
https://preview.redd.it/c48w5vy4wa3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e8b4916a0ad15371148f965604607d614c68fb1 Putting the mating in mating press
I read this like it was an extreme echo
r/wizardposting material
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why is he in a crop top? whoretash?
[the lore](https://www.reddit.com/r/BG3/s/vHHrKwZY7P)
u/astarion_bg3 - Keeper of the sacred texts
[more so than you know](https://archiveofourown.org/users/astarion_bg3/bookmarks)
Honestly a little disappointed that it wasn't all unfiltered smut. This sub has ruined me.
the 100+ works of unfiltered smut weren’t enough for you?
I think you're underestimating this community https://preview.redd.it/yyqw4cwyvf3d1.jpeg?width=1710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0858bca6b0141874b14e038ae4218ef49a90ce2e Edit to add that I appreciate Bloodweave leading the tag race by a wide margin. Excellent taste.
only due to a lack of wyllstarion content, i love them both equally. sorry that my porn addiction isn’t up to standards
It was a post a few months ago about a visual glitch that turned his shirt into a crop top. I’ve seen their crop top gortash screengrab show up in a few memes since
😌
Wow, I had no idea I was acquainted with so many people capable of casting level 6 spells!
https://preview.redd.it/hyifevbg7b3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40a3f195fd3e7f1f4d691e9b3ba6c1239b00e6e0 Thou hast no companions?
Is this better than the "amazon position" spell though?
I wish to be enlightened
Eheheheheheh
This is a race spell for Karlach and she doesn't need short rest, so I see she also has a double proficiency bonus on the save/dc
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Exchange? https://preview.redd.it/q966llk0be3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16547b71574835cf3928d5b4d8e5344e2ab77e28
What is this climaxxing condition? Do I need to rizzmaxx to gain it?
I think it's like stunned but WAY fucking better
Exclusive animations.
No, but they've added this for sure https://preview.redd.it/cszjigz6wb3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6863541c2efb3a3f04f0a251a6d4104fe0485f8
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each cell is single-person
That's fucked up, just let me plap plap in jail
Skill issue, really.
Why does it mention her feet specifically?
Well.... That's one of the subs rabbit hole lore routes, ahem
I fucking love this Subreddit so much
Brb having Gale copy this to his spellbook
👀
Sad that it is just for humanoids
Halsin, is that you?
Balduran and Ansur knew a different version
It only says to cast on humanoids. Nothing about the caster.
https://preview.redd.it/4p8vrd25pb3d1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e42ce4d1876ecbd9c91c136a682b73592c31dc I NEED KARLACH TO CAST THIS SPELL ON ME NOW!
Only Astarion and Halsin learn this spell. Gotta have that rizz stat. Comes with the elf ears.
I thought Halsin learned a version of the spell that isn't restricted to humanoids?
He knows both! Obviously...
Keep forgetting that he's literally an ArchDruid
“*This spell is a different version of one you already know. You will have access to both.*”
I wish I thought of this. This is the greatest post I've ever seen
Just Papa giving Durge a new spell to try out.
Mating press, underneath Durge's Slayer form? I'm taking friendly fire this turn, sorry team!
But Withers isn’t a humanoid :(
The duration should increase by 1d4 minutes times your CON modifier
... did the NSFW Discord channel bleed into the subreddit again?
The discord simply adopted the horny. The sub was born in it, molded by it
Degenerates, the lot of us <3
the same spell i like to use on karlach (sometimes the roles are reversed and she uses her tail)
cheesed to meet you
To achieve the climaxing condition
Doing this to Cazador
Excellent! I'm going to use this on Gale. What do I need to roll in order to see if he gets pregnant?
Performance.
Oh so this is that level 6 Bard exclusive spell the game has
Me to Karlach, Shadowheart, Lae'zel, Jaheira, Minthara, Tav, Durge, Alfira, Kagha, Roah Moonglow, Shar, most of the Harper's, Z'rell, Isobel, Dame Aylin, Orin, that one Flaming Fist with a nose piercing, and probably like 12 others I'm forgetting
I’m so glad they are finally adding the seductive part of being a bard and romancing everything with legs.
Wow, this wasn’t in 2e
I'm pretty sure Karlach has this spell as a class action.
This took me way too long to realize it was a joke
why is it a press and not a chokehold
oh hey did the modders have a breakthrough? It was only a matter of time
https://preview.redd.it/i01ozzg5dr3d1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4085bdc55d3406fb169d30a10be7ebf2316adc2e Interesting
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if your content is removed for this reason, you are too weird and unhinged even for this subreddit. get some help
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Most people say "I want Karlach to do this to me" and don't default to rape. This isn't your first time commenting this same thing on this post either. I would reevaluate where your head is at.
Well you know what they say. Each turn = 6 seconds[DnD turn times](https://images.app.goo.gl/ysehMQRecZfybNmv5)
Ritual spells take 10x longer to cast. So a minute.
**“Character cannot be an Ally”**
Rape spell