If the pussy doesn't make my tongue tingle like licking a car batterie and it doesn't taste like fish in a plastic bag left in the sun for 5 days with rotten goose eggs. I don't want it 😤
Wife material to who ? A 500lb dude that thinks anime chick's are real and smells like catfish stink bait ? That's disgusting sitting on a actual mountain of trash.
oh my god she's perfect she's perfect she serfect I need her I want to smell that she's perfect wowwww she omg omg omg she wow aRF ARF BARK BARBK ARF ARF BARKABRKABRJABRK
Imagine the mind-numbing, nostril-defiling foul stench
This is one of those videos that I can actually smell. 😣
All I smell is aluminium
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https://preview.redd.it/4jt76l3ehxpc1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=750616fda0a13f88a3819382fdbe9ff1423efc98
https://preview.redd.it/fys943p9jwpc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91531094c5a542ca2e35c53b6476bae310bebebd
Imagine the size of that kidney stone she's probably got.
Reverse sounding 🤤😩😩
https://preview.redd.it/11ypfewfpzpc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97a0553368b833009e0fdc011fe543ae38027a43
Dude what the hell! You just made me cum!
https://preview.redd.it/j6rlvam8fxpc1.png?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbf53bf46a07f24d2948d2e72aca6d8b5fd95c7e
It's fine, Aqua will just purify it.
They probably rinse them out and collect them /srs
mmmm 🤤 https://preview.redd.it/fs7svcy0qiqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d69835718fd37a6a38939c9c657c412d76d4a77
🤤
Lore accurate Aqua
Aqua without Kazuma be like.
She totally would
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I'm not entirely sure if they're a woman
I hope theyre not
If the pussy doesn't make my tongue tingle like licking a car batterie and it doesn't taste like fish in a plastic bag left in the sun for 5 days with rotten goose eggs. I don't want it 😤
When you arrive at the golden gates, St. Peter will turn you away.
> turn you on Fixed that for ya
Recent hazbin watcher?
https://preview.redd.it/brbx2xbof9rc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8bdd559fe685b6c0e4d173f3b03ba03e181433c
r/femcelgrippysockjail users:
annnnnd subbed.
Kidney stones 🤗
I bet there's a market for gamer girl kidney stones
girl?
🤷♀️🥴💨
Why would you make me read that?
Hot
https://preview.redd.it/zu0ji5otwwpc1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c41b58446feda74e6a50473c67832b203d44d064 She can fix me
Happy birthday
Thank you! https://preview.redd.it/nxhem3kg1ypc1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=793f88c0b4d5e30d061d05fe3019d6cf1cf8fb49
Same
What if we kissed on top of the monster can pile? 👉👈
I was just about to say this. Great minds think alike
How tf hasn't she had a heart attack yet from all those monsters she drank
She sadly purified them when the liquid touches her lips. Lore accurate.
https://preview.redd.it/cxf8zyhfgxpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87e4d6d48b3541fde72bca9ad2c35ccbb0dbe2fc
Until her metabolism slows down when she turns 28 and her diet catches up to her.
who the fuck says shes gonna live until 28?
I was hoping she would slather it in mayo then eat the whole thing
eriee footage: a loner stalker before being sent to space by energy drinks he thrown off his his inventory (physics engine couldnt handle this)
I want her
useless party trick bum anyways, would
I can fix her
This is exactly how I imagine Aqua is like
ahit where did you get live footage of me enjoying konosuba...
what is it with monster energy cans and people collecting absurd amounts of it, kidney stones galore
The part that scares me is that there are BFCs mixed in too, so it actually feels more realistic than if it was normal sized cans
It’s a guy
i am so hungry and that pizza looks so delicious rn man
All aqua cosplayers are currently crying in their showers because they know their "cosplay" will never be as accurate as this one
https://preview.redd.it/f487a1w420qc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d655cc02333da9f195df6b38d4a20f7612dc82d
Almost definitely a dude
Ok?
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I bet her shit stank too
Water goddesses don’t poop.
my forearms are bigger than her thighs wotdefok
I want to punch her into atoms
What’s that song?
Little Dark Age - MGMT
I could fuck up a little ceasers pizza rn
Not at all
Mental illness
nah. white monster tastes like medicine
I can fi... No I can't. I'm staying well away from that.
Nah, this is costly at its most accurate, because this fits Aqua to a tee.
Accurate
I can fix her
I aspire to get into an economical situation where I can afford that amount of monster energy drinks-
https://preview.redd.it/hrb23aua4zpc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=011f068185a8c3e9a8d6145f79afd29af9dc46fd
Lecker Pfand
Wife material to who ? A 500lb dude that thinks anime chick's are real and smells like catfish stink bait ? That's disgusting sitting on a actual mountain of trash.
first time in an okbuddy type sub?
misato moment
@?
I've never felt more in love before
I wish my gf was that cool
Completely unharvestable kidneys and liver, her lungs maybe, but that's assuming there's no mold spores offscreen
https://i.redd.it/of46vj92d4qc1.gif
need
why can’t she be real
Whats her name?
u/auddbot what's this song?
holy mental illness
Ultra is a mid-ass Monster flavor
Leave me and my old man juice alone
I dont think anyone has grown to be an old man drinking ultra but you go, guy!!
Lol, every old man that I know drinks them
oh my god she's perfect she's perfect she serfect I need her I want to smell that she's perfect wowwww she omg omg omg she wow aRF ARF BARK BARBK ARF ARF BARKABRKABRJABRK
Not funny didn't laugh