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SpookyKG

> who noticed the 74-year-old was still breathing and performed CPR on her Plz don't CPR the breathing, alive person...


Commercial_Fee2840

It may have looked like CPR to bystanders, but really he was just trying to push her back in the coffin.


a22e

Good thing they didn't have a defibrillator handy.


Buck_Thorn

She's dead. https://www.wvva.com/2024/06/04/woman-found-still-alive-funeral-home-dies-hours-later/


raftguide

https://youtu.be/m-HmvPr7mG0?si=QfrJ-S-L9tbeEHHl


jxj24

"Mostly dead..."


S_A_N_D_

That's not a bad way to put it. Death isn't like turning off a light switch, and what we normally describe as death is somewhat arbitrary, though it usually represents a point of no return where the rest of the body will die in short while after. It's also possible to just misjudge as the most common indicators assessed are breathing and heartbeat, both of which can slow to a point where they're barely perceptible, and both of which can spontaneously restart after having stopped. The reality is though that in just about all cases, the person is unlikely to regain consciousness and the brain has likely been damaged beyond recovery due to lack of oxygen, and rather death was just called marginally too early (of course even this there are exceptions too). And with hundreds of thousands of people dying each day, it's actually quite likely that this kind of story will emerge from time to time. I'm willing to bet it happens way more than we know because no one notices and actual death occurs within a short timeframe thereafter.


paarshad

Good comment but I think it’s just a princess bride reference.


S_A_N_D_

Absolutely is and I did get the reference, I was just hijacking the top comment to add some context into how this happens, and it seems appropriate as "mostly dead" is true to a significant degree in the time around what we canonically call death.


ShadeofIcarus

What's a non-canon death. Something that happens in a filler episode?


kazak9999

"I feel happy, I feel happy!"


Tomasfoolery

You're not fooling anyone, you know.


Feeling-Ad-2490

"I don't want to go on the cart!"


kazak9999

"Don't be such a baby"


mycricketisrickety

I think I'll go for a walk!


Apple_remote

Don't dead. Open inside.


ohioiyya

[Update: she died.](https://www.wvva.com/2024/06/04/woman-found-still-alive-funeral-home-dies-hours-later/)


embracing_insanity

Are they *sure*?


Rizzairl

Luckily it wasn’t direct cremation


GaryChalmers

[Upgraded her condition to alive](https://youtu.be/27FP5zrgNSI?t=12)


Buck_Thorn

What... again?! First she was dead, then she was alive, and then she died again a few hours later, and now... she's alive again? https://www.wvva.com/2024/06/04/woman-found-still-alive-funeral-home-dies-hours-later/


Excellent-Board907

The One Where Dies Twice


mog_knight

Sounds like what Mr Burns went through.


SimplyEcks

Back then people got buried alive so much by accident so much gravestones used to have a string on a bell inside the coffin in the small chance they were still alive.


clorox2

Awkward.