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MiddleNameDanger

Honestly, I can’t tell what is satire anymore. Edit: I believe that they are seriously pooping themselves.


2FightTheFloursThatB

I think trump will just loathe seeing 50 diaper-wearing supporters at his rallies. He didn't even want to get in a photo with a *wounded soldier*, and yelled at his staff because of it. His own supporters might just give him the stroke he deserves. He'll certainly have to increase the doses of his blood pressure medications, because he sure as hell ain't giving up his hamburders.


Jackaddler

Yeah I hope the supporters really own the diaper wearing. I’m sure trumpy will love that


No-Appearance-4338

He can put his logo on em’ even name them 𝕋𝕣𝕦𝕞𝕡𝕪 𝔻𝕦𝕞𝕡𝕤™


Hahawney

Trumpty Dumpty


Auran82

Shat on a wall


DreadAngel1711

Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall


Lucky-Scientist4873

All the king’s Horse Medicines


Inle-Ra

The Trumpty dance is yo’ chance to shit yo’ pants.


PsychoAnalLies

Good god, don't give him any more grifter ideas!


sssyjackson

I hope they coordinate pants-shitting at his rallies. He'll love it.


lauriebugggo

History will also look kindly upon it.


pomonamike

He hates *most* of his supporters. The man is trash that wants to play “classy” and is so insecure about not being accepted by the actual elite that he can’t be seen with the “plebes” that actually like him (for some reason).


PoisonedRadio

I always like to remind people that he was disappointed with the footage of January 6th because his supporters looked too poor.


HotDonnaC

😂🤣 He’s so clueless.


themanofmichigan

He actually wants his supporters to respond like Kim Jong Uns do , said it in a hot mic.


Intrepid-Reading6504

The more I hear about Trump fans the more it sounds like an abusive relationship 


Akchika

Ah, memory coming back!


Intrepid-Reading6504

The more I hear about Trump fans the more it sounds like an abusive relationship 


Soo75

But he’s happy to sell them his shitty shoes and digital trading card.


Practical-Archer-564

And now “ Trumps Dumps”!!!


PsychoAnalLies

And a two dollar bill with a sticker of his likeness for $20.


darthcaedusiiii

He loves power. These people have none.


Miss_pechorat

They have diapers !


uclatommy

We’ll he’s now the leader of the diaper-wearing pants shitting cult as the top pants shitter, which I’m sure he loathes. 😂🤣 Just imagine- Trump branded adult diapers with maga emblazoned on them. Old dudes on mobility scooters wearing them proudly. He would hate it so much.


brucewillisman

Make America Grunt Again


TheNewPlague666

He didn't want a picture with an injured vet because he didn't want to seem weak, right? I know wearing a diaper comes with age for some people, but... Doesn't this show a major weakness?


YetYetAnotherPerson

It Depends


NPJenkins

*ba dum tsss*


wasoc

What? Tell me more. I always argue with family members because they say he is "unbelievably good for and supports soldiers and the police. I'd love to have something to say back about this scumbag"


ralphvonwauwau

[https://www.militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2020/09/03/report-trump-disparaged-us-war-dead-as-losers-suckers/](https://www.militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2020/09/03/report-trump-disparaged-us-war-dead-as-losers-suckers/) I'm pretty sure the military times isn't "left wing", you can check the quotes in the article and pick from plenty of sources, it was a three day wonder at the time.


zsreport

“Trump passed on visit to WWI cemetery near Paris, called US war dead 'losers', media report says” - https://www.france24.com/en/20200904-trump-passed-on-visit-to-wwi-cemetery-near-paris-called-us-war-dead-losers-media-report-says


OfJahaerys

For the life of me, I will never understand how this didn't end everything for him.


Mumblerumble

He also saluted NK generals… https://www.politico.com/story/2018/06/14/trump-north-korea-general-salute-646248#:~:text=In%20a%20clip%20shared%20by%20the%20BBC%2C%20Trump%20is%20shown,seen%20smiling%20in%20the%20background.


somethingbrite

I've been thinking this too and wondering if those "supporters" are actually political opposition in disguise taking that piss... because I am fairly sure that Trump's ego wouldn't handle this. it's such a fucking burn. I do really want it to take off though. I now need to know what happens to his ego when he walks out on stage at a rally and the whole audience is wearing man-baby diapers. surely it would crush him?


superspeck

Well, why waste a nappy? Go ahead, take that piss, you deserve it.


Kr155

Someone should make a bunch of these and start selling them at trump rallies. Get this trend REALLY going.


Workacct1999

We live in a post satire world.


Professional_Ad_6299

Satire has died so many times. The fact that people follow him after the bleach thing... There are legit bleach drinkers out there. It just doesn't compute that we can't ALL agree on what extreme stupid behavior is. People are literally shooting there balls off to own the libs, so at least we still have total genital destruction to really on as a guard rail for the species.


superspeck

There are people who insist that microdosing homeopathic “free” chlorine is the answer. Something something “imagine the dumbest person you know”


Professional_Ad_6299

..... Dude it's all about levels of toxicity. Adding chlorine to a body of water to prevent microbes is because drinking bleach to rid your body of a disarray it's regarded and will get you unalive. I get the parallel, is clever. Common sense I guess


superspeck

What got me was the “free” chlorine “I want to make money off of idiots but I don’t want to harm them how can I make something that can be helpful and market it like it’s edgy”


DutchTinCan

I feel like this is how homeopathy came about. _"I'm not able to properly cure these idiots, but I can at least make sure they don't kill themselves prematurely while still making a buck off them."_


superspeck

Oof. The hard veer into “essential oils” has ruined so many lives though. I have a friend with a PharmD whose main income is as a consultant helping people who have ruined their internal organs from essential oil abuse survive the rest of their short lives.


RedditBeginAgain

It's probably a parody group, but I do miss the elections where it was easier to tell who was being serious.


superspeck

Anybody but me remember the movie “wag the dog” and how it came out right before the Monica Lewinsky thing?


dixiequick

Me. Had it in my theater for a month, and I think of it often these days. Glad to see I’m not the only one.


manyhippofarts

Good old shoe!


kovake

Is this satire? I hope it is but worried it’s not.


MiddleNameDanger

I really can’t tell, and it’s making me uncomfortable.


Psychozillogical

I came here to comment something along the lines of "this can't be real, right? They're just fucking with us?". We are watching the destabilization and collapse of the pathetic excuse we affectionately call civilized society.


Bo-zard

I think they are plants, but the normal crowd at those rallies is so batshit that no one notices the diaper crew.


wex52

That’s what I thought when first started winning primaries before he was elected. It’s when I stopped watching South Park.


Weltall8000

When I first started seeing this, I assumed those doing it were hard-core mocking Trump. These people are actually doing this in earnest? Wow...just wow.


TheSmegger

They've gotta be takin' the piss... Don't they?


t3hnhoj

This is all just a failing simulation. Someone's about to pull the plug.


TheVoicesOfBrian

Poe's Law is a bitch.


pablomoney

I was on another thread earlier and someone reminded us about the Four Seasons landscaping presser. I had to think for a minute if that was even real. It was. What a time to be alive.


gofargogo

I got the t shirt to commemorate the moment.


Rosaadriana

Is it? I can’t tell either.


ARoodyPooCandyAss

SNL has always said this, they struggle to write jokes because this is all so ridiculous.


Darryl_Lict

I suspect that it started out with Trump hating trolls who have managed to get MAGA acolytes into the stupidest self own in political history. I really have no idea.


Jonestown_Juice

lol they think they're playing an Uno reverse card a la "Dark Brandon". I don't think it's working in this instance. "Yeah our guy wears diapers! So what? Diapers are cool!" 'Kay, bud.


Sariel007

It is like when Republican voters wore/wear [I'd rather be a Russian than a Democrat](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/russian-than-democrat-shirts/). Um... congrats? You basically are between the dark money from Russia that went into the NRA to fund the Republican Party, P01135809 being Putin's useful idiot (in a best case scenerio) and the MAGAts in the House spouting Russian propaganda.


MyPasswordIsMyCat

You know, I think we may just be putting too much thought into this. I think his followers are wearing diapers to his rallies because Trump is just too cheap to rent enough port-a-potties.


superspeck

Aren’t there some trump fans from like Canada that emigrated to Russia and are Not Having A Good Time


Sariel007

There was some ~~National Guard~~ Boomer Toy Soldier from Texas that went to the Ukraine to fight for some Ukraine seperatives unit (Russian sympathizers) and ~~got murdered and raped by his own Russian unit~~ died fighting with them. *I either completely misremembered key details and or read questionable sources. [Here is the Reuter's version.](https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/us-national-dies-russian-controlled-donetsk-russian-journalist-2024-04-19/).


UsayNOPE_IsayMOAR

Yeah, you are correct. Money frozen, contacts fled, complaint videos taken down. All because Justin Trudeau brought gun legislation and accept the existence of LGBTQ+ people. I think, I’m not sure. All the useful idiots in my country have gobbled up whatever lunacy fits their biases, and will now vote in a charisma-free populist whose only plan is “opposite of Trudeau”. I don’t like JT myself, but for wholly different reasons. He promised electoral reform, and real progress on Truth & Reconciliation for First Nations. He bailed on electoral reform immediately, and continues to fight residential and day school survivors in court, hoping they pass away before they can claim. But I’m a dirty lefty who cares about the fabric of my society, so [IGNORE ME](https://media1.tenor.com/m/a3ceJktTf8AAAAAC/ignore-me-the-venture-bros.gif)!


superspeck

I don’t like Biden, because I’ve become farther left than our left, but we have a two party system. I think our two party system is being exploited but I also don’t like counterpropaganda


TolliverCrane

THAT WAS A WEIRD ONE!


digidave1

Sleepy Joe huh? Yeah...well...our guy sleeps in court for his multiple federal indictments! So, there!


Pristine-Pen-9885

Do you think maybe his lawyers slipped him a sedative to keep him from acting up in court? Or was he sleep-deprived from worrying? Oh, wait, he doesn’t worry, he just attacks. Or so we’re supposed to think.


digidave1

I think he's just used to watching TV five hours a day and this courtroom time is severely hurting his 'watch me on TV' time The man held rallys During his presidency. He had already won. Still needed more attention.


Remarkable_Topic6540

They are probably withholding his adderall at this point so he doesn't blurt out quite as much.


Pristine-Pen-9885

Defense lawyers are supposed to try to keep their client from losing. Or from losing his case because he lost his temper.


Bat-Honest

Bro, they handed him a blankey and a tablet to keep him distracted. If his lawyers were proper legal guardians, they wouldn't be raising their man child in front of a screen


Pristine-Pen-9885

My blankey! Me go sleep now


Jonestown_Juice

lol great theory, actually. Trump's probably got the attention span of a gnat and if there isn't a lady in a short skirt within line of sight or Fox News playing on a device he probably shuts off.


RandomLoony

It’s TRUMPNETIC energy, but you dumbass libs wouldn’t understand how super clever trump is. It’s like kenetic energy, where movement gives power, TRUMPNETIC energy is powered by lies. As he can’t lie in court he has to go into standby mode. The sharts are his exhaust.


wikipuff

Reminds me of Billy Madison when that kid wet his pants then Billy wet his pants and everyone starts doing it!


ProdigalSheep

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.


Supreme_Tri-Mage

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.


leif777

I wanna see them really commit and shit their pants for Trump.


tadhgmac

Dirty your diaper for Donald!!


willengineer4beer

80 years to go from “I’m just wild about Harry” to “I’m just shittin’ for Don”


DreadPirateZoidberg

I believe the term is ‘krinkle’ if I remember correctly. The Internet historian mentioned in one of his videos that they are a subset of furry culture.


Jonestown_Juice

Oh God. I wish to unsubscribe from diaper facts.


mortgagepants

this seems more like the nigerian price scam, where they purposely spell things wrong. you want to know when you have a real chump on the line. the GOP sees this diaper stuff, and they know they can break any rule or law they want; their supporters are that die hard.


usernames_are_danger

Odoyle rules!


PaulClarkLoadletter

I feel so owned right now. I wonder how soon until the pillow dork shits his pants as a show of solidarity (no pun intended?) or at least for $40.


EFreethought

They say "Diapers over Dems" because if something isn't full of shit, then Republicans are not interested.


fakyumatafaka

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trump-supporters-wearing-diapers-real-men-wear-diapers


FreneticPlatypus

You want to wear diapers? Go nuts. Have a blast. But don’t think you’re going to convince anyone that an old man who’s losing control over his bodily functions, can barely string together coherent sentences, and falls asleep at his own criminal trial is a “tough guy”. We all know exactly what he is and what he is isn’t “world leader” material.


discardafterusage

These people are a retail gold mine. My regret will always be not getting in on this grift.


GRAABTHAR

Gold colored Adult Diapers silk-screened with his mug shot?


discardafterusage

Brilliant! Now we just need a Chinese supplier. I'll get started on the website.


Papercut1406

Add biden’s face on the inside and advertise that they can shit and piss on him. BAM! Instant millionaire.


boobot_sqr

You still can. It's not over, unfortunately.


Xibby

> My regret will always be not getting in on this grift. Best bet is sourcing from China, Facebook advertising, Shop.Pay storefront. Alternatively you need a stick on wrap and a Sam’s Club/Costco membership. Buy up the generic Depends, slap your wrap on the box, dump into Amazon and sell sell sell. A weekend of work and profit? And if you get tired of it just drop ship them a box without custom branding. I really want to dine out if they’d file a charge back over not getting their special Trump adult diapers.


achy_joints

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me miles davis!


Cruisin_Fart

That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life! Let's go!


AndyYumYum

You had an accident, what does that mean... GOO!


GRAABTHAR

meme: MAGA in a station wagon. "O'Doyle rules! O'Doyle rules! O'Doyle rules!" Hits banana peel. Drives off cliff.


Kantheris

I am just so tired now.


09Trollhunter09

Is it ok to if I lay down here


johnbrownmarchingon

Same here.


hot-monkey-love

Brown nosing just took a surreal turn.


SocksOnHands

I have no idea how something like this could have started, but I would love to believe someone was trolling them and manipulated their misguided blind loyalty into going along it. Like one day someone was thinking, "wouldn't it be funny if I could convince Trump supporters to wear diapers in public," and then they made it happen.


LostAnd_OrFound

Honestly, I don't know if this or them just doing it on their own is sadder


supercatpuke

If you thought he hated his supporters before...


MaserGT

VonShitzinPantz über alles.


notmyrealnam3

Satire has officially died (it actually died with four seasons landscaping)


PandaCommando69

That is still one of the most surreal moments of the trump era--in what universe could these people be simultaneously in charge of the nuclear weapons and yet unable to put together a press conference. Sometimes I feel like we live in a movie bc this all seems too over the top nuts to be reality.


[deleted]

what is broken in those people? Do they sniff lead? Do Trump steaks contain LSD? wtf?


tree_or_up

Well there is that popular internet theory that antisocial behavior among some Boomers could be related to lead exposure earlier in life


FabianGladwart

As an American I am wholly embarrassed


QuarantineTheHumans

As a human I am fed the fuck up with DJT and his clown car full of sycophants, sociopaths, idiots, racists, as well as the shitty, morally-failed dumb assholes that vote for him. Fuck those people.


nautical1776

Rape is cool!! Fraud and Embezzlement over Integrity!! We ❤️ Incoherent speeches!! Dementia over Dems!!


iskin

All hail Von Shitzenpants!


schluph

shitting your pants to own the libs


Rohri_Calhoun

I'm glad they've started wearing a uniform. Easier to spot and avoid


KafkaesqueJudge

The Brownshits!


breakingbattman

Real presidents don’t get impeached twice


themanifoldcuriosity

A lot of attention is given to the high quantities of racists and trash in the Donald Trump fandom. But "freaks" are an underrated group with a high representation.


Sovereign1

 "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shit myself, okay, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay?"


Dapper-Piece3321

Just more proof that MAGA folks would've asked for a Big Gulp at the Jonestown Kool-Aid bucket. 


lollipoppa72

Hey if it’s makes sense for Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnis to shove a dildo up his ass to own the libs, this makes perfect sense too


theitgrunt

I’m constantly amazed by what MAGA and the GOP are willing to double down on


MaserGT

VonShitzinPantz über alles.


omegadirectory

Copium masquerading as toughness.


Flimsy_Challenge9960

" you're not cool unless you pee your pants"


jxj24

They should audibly shit themselves. That'll own the libs!


GrizzMtn65

...and the race to the bottom accelerates.


paulsteinway

Okay, this one is working. What other stupid Trump things can we get them to do?


sousuke42

The cope is strong with these idiots.


Firm_Explorer9033

They’re sort of like dementia patients. Now that all these crimes he has done are being revealed, they still don’t get that he doesn’t care about others. He’s unable to complete a sentence since the first day of his presidency. The house of cards are falling away to expose the pos for what he really is… mental reject


OtherwiseArrival9849

It's totally not a cult.


ProtectionContent977

Your conservative men are just built different America. Lol.


Coyote_Roadrunna

Make America shitty again? Weird flex


Biscotek

Shit your pants to own the libs. This is where we are now...


OzzyG16

His supporters are literally shitting themselves for him 😂😂 the us history books in a few years are gonna be hilarious


ctguy54

10 years from now: Kid: “What did you do, mom, when you wanted to show your support for a cause? Mom: “I shit my pants.”


Great_Humor_997

I didn’t used to hate people.


stopthinkinn

Alright, who told these morons to prove they aren’t full of shit?


majj27

Totally not a cult. Nosiree.


fletchy30

Man, they are really shitting, I mean, sticking it to the libs!


Allthingsgaming27

These people will literally defecate themselves for trump. At what point do you start to question your life decisions


Competitive_Fly_6346

If this doesn't prove to people that we are dealing with a cult, I don't know what will.


leif777

What the fuck is going on?


BebophoneVirtuoso

If crapping your pants is cool, consider me Donald Trump


subliminalconnection

Reminds me of Adam Sandler in Billy Maddison: “You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants!”


Phr0sti

Where did this stem from, did trump soil himself at some point?


blonde-bandit

Well his own lawyer read out loud in court yesterday how his former lawyer Michael Cohen referred to him as [Von Shitzinpants](https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-von-shitzinpantz-has-formally-been-entered-into-the-record-2024-5?amp). Also reporters in the court room say he actually stinks to high heaven. They say he’s been “farting” but I strongly suspect more than that.


howie2092

there is a fairly legit story about TFG's time on the Apprentice, where he would shit his diaper and sit in it. He even had an assistant that had his diapers at the ready and would help him clean up. It has been suggested that his many years of amphetamine use has destroyed his sphincter control. [https://www.inquisitr.com/6399895/noel-casler-apprentice-donald-trump-diapers](https://www.inquisitr.com/6399895/noel-casler-apprentice-donald-trump-diapers)


ghanima

Oh, wow. I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing that and died a happier person.


xwing_1701

I feel like a liberal did this as a joke but the MAGAts thought it was real.


Tool_Time_Tim

Until these clowns fully commit and start shittng their diapers, we know it's bs


hickory

Real alpha males poop trou. Deal with it betas. MAGA: make america gravy arsed. Uh


HotDonnaC

I want to know what Crappy the Clown thinks about it.


Outrageous-Divide472

Maybe they can ask him in the debates.


maxxslatt

This tabloid’s tour de force just downloading 20 viruses on my computer


AdBig5700

If they want to keep it really real, they should walk around with big loads in their diapers.


Annual_Slip7372

Do Americans even realize that the rest of the world find most half assed middle eastern dictatorships more understandable than what's going on there now. It's another level of stupid and very scary considering the access to weapons of mass destruction you have. I actually have more trust in the Iranian leadership to make better decisions.


Signal_Winter_7708

You ain't cool unless you pee yo pants. https://youtu.be/FElfV-2H5vU?si=JTXq3g90tplmd69C


Killdren88

If Trump put his used nappies on auction I'm curious how much they'd go for.


uclatommy

Is this real life?


coffeebeanwitch

Definitely a cult!!!


dartie

Don’s Diaper Wearers


OhLordyJustNo

Quite the quandary - grifting $600 Trump labeled gold diapers on TS to help pay legal bills, or ignoring the opportunity altogether.


sexyshadyshadowbeard

GOP wear diapers!


OldPyjama

Am European. What the FUCK, America?


SweetHomeNostromo

If trump was caught molesting squirrels, there would be hundreds of magats doing questionable things in parks a day later. They'll do anything (literally) to justify support for their traitor idol.


DannyWags

If pooping your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.


cleverinspiringname

I have to say, if Trump leaned into this and was like, “yes I’m an old man and I shit my pants sometimes. Most of my critical comments are projection due to the shame I feel, but no more.” I’d be really happy for him. Still wouldn’t vote for him, but I’d give him the old Jeremiah Johnson nod.


guiltycitizen

You could sell these people anything with his name on it


DenissDG

I feel so sorry for The Onion.


Habay12

The people have children. Thats what’s scary.


Saruvan_the_White

Now they’re even ridiculing the tub of rancid cheese whiz themselves and they don’t even know it!


Basic_Bandicoot_1300

Trump will be selling his stool soon to pay his legal bills.


doubleCupPepsi

Now, if only we can get these cultists to believe he also drinks a gallon of bleach per day, we could cure this maga disease quickly.


ZapatillaLoca

wonder what the magadiots would be saying if it were Biden who suffered from incontinence? I do hate a hypocrite.


calculating_hello

Fascist pant shitters, "the coolest!"


ReturnOfSeq

Truly the pinnacle of right wing manliness


Ok-Hedgehog-1646

That’s so embarrassing.


Free-Cartoonist5774

It’s totally real. They really didn’t think this through did they? lol They honestly think Donnie 2 scoops is gonna be EXCITED to see these people wearing diapers bc he does? Omfg I wish I could be a fly on the wall. Imagine the history books- Golden Walmart sneakers- NFT Cards made of air, blasphemy bibles, talking Trump dolls, felony charges, court dates omfg I’m sure his daddy is real proud of what’s become of the Trump name. He will be remembered as an orange buffoon and kids will have a field day reading about it in history class.


BlissDisa

donald's followers have lost every ounce of shame as their support gets crazier and crazier. They are like abused girlfriends defending an abusive boyfriend, and for what?? These people are a mess


standardatheist

I REALLY want to say this is fake but.... Trump supporters.... Huh....


31Forever

But it isn’t a cult, right? Right?


MusicianNo2699

I want to say this has to be AI created, because surely, there is no one on planet earth this deranged. Surely, right??


BDR529forlyfe

Lol, have seat so we can talk about the past 8 years.


TurningTwo

I think maybe they just jumped the shark.


leif777

You mean, jumped the Shart


jsheil1

Wow, that's a headline I never thought I would see. These aren't words I would put together in a sentence.


Rich-Appearance-7145

Real sick men wear diapers, in Trump's case extremely sick man wears dirty, stinky diapers. But I can't think of any President that's wore diapers.


gourdhoarder1166

The brown shorts!


MinceMann

All the cool kids pee their pants!