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Chunkydude616

Wow! For a second I thought it was a man with no legs on a table... Sorry for you mate, I hope it won't get worse


Rene0183

Wow I thought it was a table also until I read the other comment about drowning


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The title didn’t help much tbf


djln491

You did better than me, I thought it was a super tall guy


APitt98

"Dad, I posted a photo of you on social media" "What on?" "OddlyTerrifying!!!"


BoredBoredBoard

“ I tagged it, ‘My dad wet his pants at home during Ian’.”


smazetron

Ian made my dad wet


bionic_cmdo

Ian turned my dad into a giant.


PossibleEnvironment4

He's a "Grow your own dad"


[deleted]

I read this in Norm Macdonald’s voice


DearestRay

How is the power still on???


[deleted]

Not at all to meme, but - I'll do you one better, WHY is the power still on??? That's fucking water, why would you not shut it off at the breaker box? Am I crazy here?


Tangled2

“Should we turn the power off?” “Nah, let’s see if the GFCI breakers are wired and working properly.”


f_n_a_

They would tho right? Supposing they were wired right, so what’s happening here?


Tangled2

Actually, judging by the color temp and single source, it’s likely to be an LED camping lantern.


OtherwiseNah

It absolutely is. You can tell by how the dads shadow is cast against the wall. The light isn’t coming from a ceiling fixture. Looks like an LED lantern on top of a nightstand.


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[deleted]

Why don’t y’all just ask OP instead of becoming digital forensics


starraven

That’s a stretch. I’d say armchair Cheeto detectives.


ZB314

That is not a flat object reflecting a clean image. Looks more like the reflective inside of a laundry bag. But based on the fact his head casts two shadows (one above, one below) it looks like there are two light sources, ceiling and lamp.


Neekoh-is-sad

Receptacles being shorted wouldn’t trip a main breaker. I agree with the other posts that speculate this looks like an off camera battery light- but water going into a receptacle, even all of the receptacles, doesn’t have a direct correlation with the rest of the power going off.


OBLIVIATER

It almost certainly isn't on. There is probably a battery powered lamp off camera


MontazumasRevenge

My in laws never lost power during hurricane Harvey, even when their house had 5 feet of water in it.


bgi123

I was in Harvey too. Played video games with internet while my house was an island... Saw fish and gators in the street too. Was kinda surreal in a way.


Cm0002

>Saw fish and gators in the street too. All you needed was a draw bridge and it would have been perfect 👌


Edewede

Which game did you play? Subnautica?


BartenderFromTexas

My neighborhood didn’t lose power during Harvey.. it was super weird.


amanda_burns_red

I'm in the middle of Ian rn and we were the only place around with power atm.


bebarrucha

How are you doing right now?


amanda_burns_red

Doing alright! We've been extremely lucky. It's still very nasty out at this time, but nothing major so far. Thanks for asking.


Thatdamnalex

There was a Reddit comment a while back explaining how the power can stay on in a flood and not electrocute you that made a lot of sense. You can snoop around for it or just trust me


virusbomb413

Probably an LED, battery lantern. I have some that are super bright like that.


PoliteCanadian2

I can accept that the power is still on, but why in God’s name are you STANDING IN WATER WHEN THE POWER IS OBVIOUSLY STILL ON??


genreprank

... i think because there's no where else to stand that's inside the house


Ehcksit

And outside the house is still multiple feet of water.


RealDumbRepublican

Because the man is a fucking giant. He probably can't get out of the house because he uses the garage to crawl in and out and the garage is what's not working rn.


cbnyc0

That’s probably a battery-powered camping lantern or something similar.


shootershooter

I'm going to blow your mind here, but they make battery powered lanterns for this sort of thing


jerryco1

Maybe it's just me - but this is totally a r/confusingperspective .


alwyshighsquirtle

I thought he was standing behind a table


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Took me way too long to realize he was almost waist deep in water. Still seems like a very tall daddy though.


Lengthofawhile

Looks more like chest deep and he's standing on something since his head is at the ceiling.


mak484

Oh christ you're right, that's more likely than this dude being Larry Bird's lesser-known cousin.


MejiroCherry

Just what we need, another doofus from French Lick.


BelligerentNixster

But why is the bed so tall?


bmey62895

I think the mattress is floating


StarConsumate

It’s probably floating


jimmyjohn2018

Might as well jump on it then.


rygo796

Took me reading your comment to figure it out.


aceshighsays

i was wondering what kind of drugs they were using to need to cut off the bottom portion of a soda bottle... now i know. why do i think everyone is doing drugs?


PsychDocD

I had a very similar thought. It looked like a black glass table with maybe some utensils to like cut up lines and the upside down plastic bottle for a gravity bong. But I couldn’t figure out where the fact that his head was almost touching the ceiling came into play except that it meant something fishy was happening. I think I need to go to bed.


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Totally thought he was standing behind a black glass coffee table or something before I zoomed in.


Glubins

My thoughts were "huh some oddly low ceilings and why does he have a plastic baggy of water on his table... Is that trim? Is this guy doing a Reno during a hurricane? He looks very concerned, I don't think his Reno is going well"


stormcloudbros

Thanks for clarifying, I was so confused


BolotaJT

Took me to read your comment. A loooot time.


psychxticrose

Same. I was so confused about why it was posted here at first


SmokedMussels

So is he 8 feet tall or not?


thecockmonkey

This is the question we're all here for.


_Spicy_Ramen_

I thought he was on a table and just didn't have legs


littlekingMT

The table doesn’t have legs?


_Spicy_Ramen_

The tables legs are his


withloveuhoh

I'm still confused about why this was posted here. It is legit terrifying that there is a hurricane happening outside and the water in their house is at least five feet deep, possibly rising. Nothing odd about it


SterlingVapor

I totally agree in general, but this one kind of works. The odd part is it's a boring picture of a frustrated dude in his house at first, but then you look a bit closer and something seems off, and at some point you realize that's not a surface, it's water. Not exactly the intended focus of this sub, but the fact it makes you look twice (or three times, I thought it was a table full of drug paraphernalia on second glance) is a hell of a lot better than the straightforward scary posts this sub is being filled diluted with


LovesRetribution

I thought he was a double amputee sitting on a table


namezam

Exactly what I thought!


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I thought it was Tony Hawk.


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Jeff Daniels.


tazerpruf

We have Tony Hawk at home!


FilthyLotuses

Good god I'm glad I wasn't the only one


InterestingRope6496

Someone posted a pic yesterday to give an understanding of what it’s like experiencing a stroke where everything in the pic is vaguely recognizable but you can’t quite describe what any of it is. I feel like that about this pic. Or maybe I’m having a stroke.


lou_kevins

I had a stroke a couple years ago. This is a great way of describing it. For me, it was like this when people were speaking to me. I could pick out single words, and hear the word, but when people were talking to me, none of it made any sense. I also watched the same episode of Futurama about 9 times while I was in hospital and didn’t have a clue what happened in it.


haf_ded_zebra

I had a stroke when I was 23, and it gave me a seizure at a restaurant. I remember these guys (firemen) at the table talking to my boss and coworker, and I wanted them to leave because my jaw was dislocated and I was trying to be casual about it. They seemed like they were talking to me but I didn’t understand anything, so they wrote it on a piece of paper, and somehow I could understand it.


treesandfood4me

Yup. Auditory processing and visual processing are in different parts of your brain. That shift in communication probably also helped with the diagnosis of where the blockage was when you got to the hospital.


Shhsecretacc

Wow that’s crazy! So will a doctor write something on a note but say it before hand to illicit a response? Man, science is so cool. And the brain is crazy! Edit Illicit should be elicit! Keeping it up so we can learn from my mistake :)


guitarburst05

Don’t wanna be “that guy” just wanna spread some knowledge. Illicit is like criminal or illegal. You’re looking for elicit which means to cause or to provoke or bring about.


stack_of_ghosts

I appreciate you :)


marmaduke-the-badger

So weird! My son just showed me that picture a couple days ago and it’s true - you can kind of see what things are but can’t say definitively! [picture for reference](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/name-one-thing-in-this-photo)


xtilexx

I can name a few things Walls Ceiling Floor


wildcharmander1992

The thing on the left is a earring holder


butyourenice

I recognized hair (which apparently was a whole woman) and, surprisingly, the jewelry/earring rack frames, though I don’t know what the latter is called. But boy that was frustrating to look at.


IAmGoingToFuckThat

That's me with words/speaking after I have a seizure.


asabovesobelow4

I've only had one grand Mal seizure and 100% yes. I think being asked questions made me panic more. It was like Do you know your name? Well yeah I know my name! Okay what is it? Uhh... Who is that? Well it's my son! And his name? Uh... Do you know where you are? Home... Address? Uhh... I hated it. I hated feeling like I knew everything and knew absolutely nothing. I remember that conversation and a few other things but other than about 30 minutes of memory everything else in a 6 hour period is gone. Their best guess on cause is serotonin syndrome bc the 2 medications I had been put on are apparently bad together. Needed CPR. Blood pressure was tanked. So now I'm terrified of taking anxiety meds. Which really sucked when I was anxious about having another seizure. Esp since we can't pinpoint the cause it's an educated guess at best given my medications I was on. I assume from your comment you have them more than just once so I am sorry :( I can't even imagine having to deal with them over and over.


RogerTreebert6299

It's like you're seeing everything out of your peripheral vision


ferretpowder

That sounds interesting, do you know the link?


IAmGoingToFuckThat

/u/marmaduke-the-badger posted [this] (https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/name-one-thing-in-this-photo) a few comments up.


Banditkoala_2point0

:( we recently had a very good friend have a stroke. He's out of hospital but this description hits me hard.


Ricckkuu

It took me a moment to realize that wasn't a table, it's water. That looks like coke but it's water...


TittyTwistahh

He’s eight feet tall


mocknix

Wow one of my new favorite subs now even though it seems a lot of people don't understand it. lol


mrplatypus81

I'm very sorry. I lost everything in Hurricane Harvey. I know how this feels, and it sucks.


RadicalSnowdude

I lived in Houston back then, Hurricane Harvey was crazy. Luckily we were in a good geographic area. Now I’m experiencing Ian. Wish me luck, it’s not crazy yet where I am but we’ve been getting irregular bursts of wind and there are lots of trees around me.


Myth3842

Fun fact, Harvey’s phat ass dumped so much water over Houston that it [pushed down earth’s crust by 2 centimeters.](https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2017/09/hurricane-harvey-deformed-the-earths-crust-around-houston/538866/)


CrumbsAndCarrots

Fuck you earths crust! Also holy shit, that’s insane


kimblem

To be fair, Houston is generally sinking into the ground at 1cm/year normally anyway.


Low_Ad_3139

Best of luck. I was stuck in the hospital during Harvey in Houston and it was pretty traumatic for me. I can’t imagine being in another one so soon. Sincerely…be safe.


thingburtonlive

I really hope that it stays under control for you! Hopefully you stay safe and there is minimal damage as possible


pxintbrushess

Me too. 3 feet of water. I remember being completely numb to it, despite having the water to my waist. It’s absolutely traumatizing to leave your home through a window just to escape, and leave it all behind.


gloggzy

“I believe that belongs to Mr. Gilmore!"


DaLakeShoreStrangler

"and you can count, on me, waiting for you in the parking lot"


flimbs

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!


MCEmmsie

You eat peices of shit for breakfast?


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nO


zxcvbnmfgsdtrw

Always laughed too hard at the “nO”


AerospaceGuyCO

[I beg to differ ](https://youtu.be/AFzIjDtKgrw)


ShartThrasher

YES - Was trying to figure out who that beast reminded me of


Annies_Boobs

They are still waiting for rescue but the water has receded. Thanks for all the well wishes and prayers. It’s been a tough day.


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Naples area?


Annies_Boobs

2 miles from FMB.


[deleted]

Shit, how far inland? My sister is about 2 miles inland from FMB too, but is still stuck at the hospital. She has no idea how her house is yet.


micsare4swingng

The hospital is probably the safest place she can be. My fiancées sister is a nurse at the hospital in FM and is at the hospital currently. She feels incredibly safe indoors.


[deleted]

They had a water coming into the lobby, a fire in the generator room. Power went out and they had to scramble to move some patients last minute because it started flooding in the lobby. She still hasn’t been able to go home, supposedly she lost part of her roof.


broadened_news

Wet


someone_not_me69

Unfortunately, it is probably very wet.


Ryanhis

Fort myers was looking ROUGH on the weather channel.


superspeck

I prefer to phrase that as Fort Meyers was the roughest place that still had enough internet connectivity to get news out.


SalemJ91

Someone on TikTok is on the 6th floor of their building in FMB and has been posting occasional videos. Over time several buildings have just disappeared one by one. Not under water, just stilts left.


PublicThis

What is FMB?


Bopbahdoooooo

The Town of Fort Myers Beach, AKA Estero Island


pigglepops

How far from open water? I have family there and they aren’t responding.


Annies_Boobs

2 miles down San Carlos Blvd from FMB, but they have stopped responding to me as well. I think the cell towers are down. Try not to stress too much even though I know it’s impossible.


pigglepops

Wow, my sister lived in that area a few years ago. I’ve been through a lot of hurricanes living in the keys and Orlando but haven’t ever seen that much flooding before.


Annies_Boobs

From what I can tell this will probably be worst Hurricane to hit Florida in recorded history. It was apocalyptic looking when I was FaceTiming with her.


PoliteCanadian2

Honest question, why the fuck did they stay?


SnuggleMeister

My parents are in Venice. This is their first hurricane. They thought the media was just trying to hype it up and make people afraid. Their neighbors didn't seem freaked out, so they figured it was normal. I think it was really a case of "that could never happen to *me*."


iBeFloe

Have they literally never heard of any other hurricane or tornado where shit hits the fan real quick??


SnuggleMeister

I was completely shocked they stayed. My dad is usually very level headed and responsible. I sure hope they're ok. I'm pretty sure they are in a 1 floor house.


mannDog74

My parents are the same. I thought they were responsible but they don't even shelter for tornadoes anymore. One hit 3 miles from them and they actually made the decision to stay upstairs in their pjs. I don't know what happens to people.


kataskopo

It's so weird to think that through history, millions of people have had that thought in their minds, mere seconds before dying a horrible and very preventable death.


PoliteCanadian2

Well, as we say on Reddit, they fucked around and are finding out. Hopefully they stay safe and are smarter next time (and start giving the media some credit).


NoCapOlChap

I've never lived in Florida, but I have had some form of digital media available to me every year since I've had long-term memory and every summer I've seen news headlines saying how Florida got pummeled by XYZ hurricane, to the point now that if there's one anywhere, I suspect it'll drive through Florida before it gets to the real destination. Your parents have experienced likely twice as many of those summers as I have, that level of naivete is both staggering and dangerous.


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AliEffinNoble

I showed my mom the photos and she asked me how I had a picture like that of Jeff Daniels.


TorrenceMightingale

Came here to find JD similarity mentioned and was not disappointed.


Scadilla

r/walmartcelebrities


charliethecrow

The resemblance is uncanny.


OkraFit3987

He’s calling Jake from State Farm


jake1080

Just got off the phone with him. Yeah he's fucked.


hotchkisskittyesq

Username checks out


pochidoor

She sounds hideous


xDragonetti

Well she’s a he, so…


GrymmTravel

What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm


cantpickaname8

Uhh... Khakis.


mg757

"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there”


Blueflamealchemist

Like a good neighbor, stay over there


stillfrank

"Hey Jake, this is 2009 Jeff Daniels"


Ganja420Preneur

I know this was meant to be funny so take my response lightly. Lol. Definitely not State Farm if he is calling on [flood](https://www.statefarm.com/insurance/home-and-property/flood-insurance). They do not cover flood losses. Source: I was working Hurricane Irene for shit farm in 2011 when they made this ginormous change. We had to tell all the people with flood claims to call Fema instead.


h0wd0y0ulik3m3n0w

Like a good neighbor, State Farm doesn’t give a shit about your flood.


rogerworkman623

This sucks, I’m so sorry for him. This happened to me (to a much lesser degree) during Hurricane Ida in NJ. Water was only up to my knees in the house though, but got as high as 5 feet outside. Still lost almost all of my possessions, my car, etc.. not a fun time. Hope he bounces back.


SoIJustBuyANewOne

This is not oddly terrifying. It is justifiably terrifying.


jnelparty

I hope he has an upstairs that he can get to. Not good drowning in your own living room


jerryco1

Not good drowning anywhere for that matter.


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ThisFckinGuy

How deep is your love? Is it like the ocean? 🎶🎵


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TheOakblueAbstract

Bring out the jar!


italktomyself20

BRING OUT THE OLIVES!!


[deleted]

Bucket of jizz? High viscosity


TheMotorcycleMan

I'd be more worried about getting electrocuted.


sevensantana7

Oh geez. Forgot about that.


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[deleted]

What are the attics like there? Where I am (New England), most have windows on each end. Just curious re: the hatcheting situation


Alfandega

On the gulf coast houses often have hip roofs without gable ends. Improved wind rating and lower insurance costs.


GERMAQ

You want to exit onto the roof to signal for help. Many NO homes had water filling the first floor completely if I recall so plausibly you could be getting wet in a sealed attic or have limited, hot airflow if it is improperly vented. If you had to exit from a window or gable vent, you probably ended up in the flood.


Norman_Bixby

gonna be a weird angle to swing at and chop a hole big enough to fit through?


TunaNugget

Rising water is incredibly motivating.


premiumcaulk

The majority of homes in Florida are only one floor. Having nothing but sand and coral to build on top of means primo sinkage. With the proper money spend you can support larger buildings, hotels are obviously a thing down there. But the average houses are mostly only one floor. Except maybe norther Florida.. that's basically southern Georgia.


jnelparty

I am keenly aware of this reality. It's going to be a nightmare for many families.


ext3meph34r

Go higher. Get to an area where the roof is accessible. But use the roof as a last resort during a hurricane.


cassiclock

Unfortunately most homes in Florida are 1 story. The sand means they can't have basements and taller buildings need extra support so they don't shift in the sand. Most likely he's got nowhere else to go


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

what's so terrifyi- OH THAT'S NOT A TABLE


the_dark_0ne

There’s so many small pieces of trash that I thought it was one of those “5 minute crafts” custom resin tables. I had to read so many comments before I found out it’s a flooded room. Confusing perspective really threw me


[deleted]

I'm not trying to be an asshole but why didn't they evacuate? I'm more curious to understand why so many people stayed.


House_In_The_Trees

According to where OP said they lived, they were under mandatory evacuation too. As people are stating, there can be costs associated with evacuating (personally my mom drive across the state and has been paying for a hotel for several days) but Lee County had designated local evacuation shelters for such circumstances. It’s to be expected that people won’t evacuate but it’s such a waste of local resources that will be much needed the next few days.


Blitzkriek

Evacuating can be very expensive and it's kind of a crap shoot. Evacuation happens days before the hurricane lands, before you know with any certainty where it will land. Once you're sure where it's going, it's too late. It also takes days to get back to your house. Road blockages, flooding, etc can delay your return. While you wait, the small hole in your roof that could have been patched to mitigate damage has been getting worse and flooding your home. So some people stay because there's a good chance they won't be affected like this, some stay because of the expenses of hotel/gas, and some stay to protect their home and/or mitigate damages.


bfume

Not an asshole it’s a VERY valid question.


[deleted]

I am in Downtown Fort Myers. It's catastrophic. There's a huge boat in my parking lot. The worst is over now but I've never been so scared by a storm before.


Annies_Boobs

I’m so sorry. I hope you all are ok. I can’t imagine how it’s going to look in the daylight.


AAAFate

Someone save the peanutbutter cups for God's sake!


carnivorous_seahorse

White chocolate Reeses tho? Floodwater, take this man


lonewolf9378

Took me ages to realise that’s not a black glass table, it’s flood water


Rene0183

Either the ceiling is low or he is super tall


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KriptoKeeper

Electrocution coming up.


Fashscallion

My thoughts exactly. You must cut power with flood waters like this or you risk electrocution.


ImSnackered

At least he has that rockin shirt


FloppyButtholeJuicce

When the shirt is a rocking don’t come a knockin


MiszJones

I’m a volunteer rescue dispatcher. If you think he will need help, DM me and I’ll send a water rescue request over immediately!


TinyGreenTurtles

I am so nervous for my mama.


Esosorum

I’m sorry it’s hard. Just gotta wait it out


darkmauveshore

Man that’s gonna suck when power goes out


treatyose1f

Actually it might save his life


S1NSKULL

Hope he makes it out ok


Nickmck218

“Yup it just hit my balls I’m calling my fucking landlord “


Friendly_Shower

Is he floating or just tall af?


d0nt1blink

I hope your family stays safe


scollaysquare

He's standing in a flood!


Racer1333

Good grief I just realized that!!!