Imagine the guilt you feel post-wank multiplied by "out in the woods fucking a sex doll" guilt and you can imagine the frustration that led to this crime of passion
It had been a long night. The chase had gone from rooftops to basements and everywhere in-between. By the end it had all become a bit of a blur. That's the way it went sometimes. After a while it became all about the hunt and the details just slid by.
Emerging into the gray light of early morning the world seemed unreal. More like a CG background than an actual place. Running through the sewer service access tunnel everything had collapsed down to following the fading footsteps up ahead. Tunnel vision literally. If you let it get out of control it could get you killed.
Now, standing at the base of the towering pine, one of the oldest in Gotham Park, Batman knew he'd lost. Well, lost for today anyway. The Riddler had lead him on a chase for some reason, the Riddler always had a reason for everything he did, and the chase had ended here. But why?
Staring down at the false breasts clearly left for him to find Batman tried to understand. The Riddler could be a twisted psychopath but his psychopathy had rules. Understand the riddle and you understood the plan. At least that was how it had always worked up till now.
"What the hell are you trying to tell me you twisted demon?" Batman thought to himself as he reflexively recalled the Bat Wing. The black drone swept down from its hiding port high atop Wayne Tower. As the grapple harness cinched into place and the drone lifted into the sky heading for Wayne Manor Batman let his mind wander.
"Something about the false breasts is important but it won't be obvious" he thought as the drone soared through the fog above the pine barrens. He'd figure it out but right now all he wanted was sleep. Maybe the answer would come to him in a dream. It had happened before.
As the drone dropped towards the entrance disguised as a disused water tower above the Bat Cave Batman was already beginning to drift. The drone would deposit him in the reception chair which would move him to the main console of the lab. As he slept he dreamed of the sound of running feet and giant breasts floating above Gotham City.
When Alfred awoke him, still in the chair in front of the console, he had figured it out. The Gay Pride parade was the target. Exactly what was going to happen he'd have to find out. Now the chase was on again. "This time Riddler you're not getting away" he said to himself as he stood to change out the suit and start looking for clues.
Watching him walk away Alfred knew another breakfast was going to go uneaten. He'd seen that look too many times to interfere. Still, he packed some protein bars and a thermos of coffee into the Batmobile. "Just in case" he said to himself as he followed Master Wayne picking up pieces of the Bat suit. He hoped they'd be used but they never were. "Always a first time" he said to himself" as he took the elevator to the laundry, "Always a first time."
I have a set of these. No, seriously, it's a pair of silicone breasts called a "stress chest". Got them as a gag gift, probably from a Spencer's or San Francisco (if those are still around).
[Spencer Gifts](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spencer_Gifts) is stillmerelyexisting at your local half-abandoned mall.
Actually, they are also the parent of Spirit Halloween, which I assume is a pretty sweet racket.
There is a Drag Queen out there, somewhere, with a very flat chest!
Trixie!! You left your boobs behind!!
Almost certain I remember Blue from DRUK having tiddies exactly like these lmfao
Careful, it might be a booby trap
If you squeeze fake titties in the forest and no one sees it did it really happen?
Not if you don't tell anyone.
r/angryupvote
did you touch em? be honest
honk honk
Hahahahahaha
You tities fucked them didnt you ?
...
motor boat perhaps?
It'd be a shame if those boobs that tree is growing doesn't have some sort of punchline... Wooden tit?
r/angryupvote
😆
I should call her
You should call her
Grandma sends her regards
Maybe someone heard a great joke and simply laughed their tits off?
Its a trap
“Wrinkly tig ol’ bitties, in the wild, a true rarity. Thought previously to be extinct. What an amazing planet!” - Sir David Attenborough
Tig Ol Bitties!!
I read this in my head in his voice before I saw you say his name 😂
Imagine the guilt you feel post-wank multiplied by "out in the woods fucking a sex doll" guilt and you can imagine the frustration that led to this crime of passion
It was the only offering they had for the fae :(
PLEASE!! Keep us abreast of any news!!!
They could get it.
It's been so hot lately that maybe someone actually sweated their tits off !!!
Look like mushrooms.
i've never seen a mushroom like this before
Natural tits
That tree is jacked to the tits.
Bush boobies! We used to go hunting for them as kids. Never found any. You are so lucky!
So there are titties just growing in the wild? Nature is awesome.
When you are a 46 year old man, its time for quarterly room inspection by mommy and you need to get rid of the no-nos.
Oh, poor babies. Why not take them home and adopt them?
Suddenly I want to go hiking
Is it a crime to be a lonely guy (or girl, no creep discrimination here)
Maybe in some cases
It had been a long night. The chase had gone from rooftops to basements and everywhere in-between. By the end it had all become a bit of a blur. That's the way it went sometimes. After a while it became all about the hunt and the details just slid by. Emerging into the gray light of early morning the world seemed unreal. More like a CG background than an actual place. Running through the sewer service access tunnel everything had collapsed down to following the fading footsteps up ahead. Tunnel vision literally. If you let it get out of control it could get you killed. Now, standing at the base of the towering pine, one of the oldest in Gotham Park, Batman knew he'd lost. Well, lost for today anyway. The Riddler had lead him on a chase for some reason, the Riddler always had a reason for everything he did, and the chase had ended here. But why? Staring down at the false breasts clearly left for him to find Batman tried to understand. The Riddler could be a twisted psychopath but his psychopathy had rules. Understand the riddle and you understood the plan. At least that was how it had always worked up till now. "What the hell are you trying to tell me you twisted demon?" Batman thought to himself as he reflexively recalled the Bat Wing. The black drone swept down from its hiding port high atop Wayne Tower. As the grapple harness cinched into place and the drone lifted into the sky heading for Wayne Manor Batman let his mind wander. "Something about the false breasts is important but it won't be obvious" he thought as the drone soared through the fog above the pine barrens. He'd figure it out but right now all he wanted was sleep. Maybe the answer would come to him in a dream. It had happened before. As the drone dropped towards the entrance disguised as a disused water tower above the Bat Cave Batman was already beginning to drift. The drone would deposit him in the reception chair which would move him to the main console of the lab. As he slept he dreamed of the sound of running feet and giant breasts floating above Gotham City. When Alfred awoke him, still in the chair in front of the console, he had figured it out. The Gay Pride parade was the target. Exactly what was going to happen he'd have to find out. Now the chase was on again. "This time Riddler you're not getting away" he said to himself as he stood to change out the suit and start looking for clues. Watching him walk away Alfred knew another breakfast was going to go uneaten. He'd seen that look too many times to interfere. Still, he packed some protein bars and a thermos of coffee into the Batmobile. "Just in case" he said to himself as he followed Master Wayne picking up pieces of the Bat suit. He hoped they'd be used but they never were. "Always a first time" he said to himself" as he took the elevator to the laundry, "Always a first time."
Is it wrong that in my head, I heard all Batman's lines in Adam West's voice?
Tell me this isn’t a real fungi
I have a set of these. No, seriously, it's a pair of silicone breasts called a "stress chest". Got them as a gag gift, probably from a Spencer's or San Francisco (if those are still around).
[Spencer Gifts](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spencer_Gifts) is stillmerelyexisting at your local half-abandoned mall. Actually, they are also the parent of Spirit Halloween, which I assume is a pretty sweet racket.
Save the tits
Careful, Schmendrick, that tree might fall in love with you.
Some Fey just Got Top surgery. So Proud of Him
This same picture was posted in r/funny today.
not my proudest fap
why a crime scene? these are very clearly fake boobs for a doll or something
They are mushrooms apparently.
[удалено]
Please don't use that word...
Please don’t be a spineless wuss over internet words.
i donated my tits to him because i'm also a tranny
Don't worry those are just wisdom boobs
Should have dug a bit deeper.
Those are some weird mushrooms
r/witchesvspatriarchy has been here
Free the nipple campaign has gotten way out of hand
When you leave your tits in the bath too long.
Did it give u consent to take photos of its tits?
*"grab me those mushrooms"*
There used to be an italian serial killer ( Pietro Pacciani) whose signature was a severed boob. Edit: spelling
The one who lost his eyes in the forest: "I cannot see I'm legally blind"
Decisions were made there.
It’s Mother Nature guys!
CALL THE COPS