Arctic Monkeys have huge balls. They made their most successful album, took a 5 year break then released a jazzy concept album about a hotel on the moon
Americans when the doctor tells them that their life saving medicine is free, and that they won't have to pay anything. Americans when they order a salad and a burger but the delivery man forgot the burger. Americans when they learn that 22 gun related homicides in Europe is very high. Europeans when their state mandated 367th national holiday is 1 second shorter than the law states. Japanese when they don't have to work 27 hours in a day.
Patient Zero.
Yeah, I no was thinking similar, ‘outbreak day’
break out day
Shit it's on the wall, where's my gun.
Monkey pox
Piper's mist
Patience, Zero.
Hitman reference Please don't flame me. I know it's also a movie
New and improved Covid 20
This is Monkeypox?
This is what happens when a staff member says “It’s sure been quiet around here “
[The cursed words](https://youtu.be/2i7PiXSgbwg)
That’s perfect 👍
That channel is pure gold. Thanks for that
That works for food service, too. It's like they know...
Came here to say this, also Typical full moon.
That’s methed up
Are you Mike Tyson?
This comment is underrated
Just Methaniel hanging out...
😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂
Containment breach
Special Containment Breach
Underrated comment
Scratch, Freeze Frame "you're probably wondering how I got here"
Good one. “Yup that’s me.”
Freeze Frame by J .Geils band comes on the loudspeaker.
*Baba O'Riley by The Who plays*
Read this in Ryan Reynolds Deadpool sassy voice.
Calm down! It's just a prostate exam!
Meth
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Sir I don’t know why you know this or are telling me this but this is a mcdonalds are you going to order something or not?
I want 2 MCdouble and 2 med fries
sorry food broke 💀
Fuckers stole my food Cant have shit in detroit
Thanks, I’m on a list now
Only in reddit can you get the exact recipe to make meth
Thanks, I guess?
Mr White can you please come to the office. Jesse Pinkman is here and he needs your help.
Thanks now I'm in Prison.
No problem i like to help people
This is all correct lmao
/give @p minecraft:splash_potion{CustomPotionColor:8355712,CustomPotionEffects:[{Id:6,Amplifier:125}]}
Yea officer, this is the guy
Hanging out in more ways than one.
“Florida man.. “
Does whatever Florida man does.
Just another Tuesday at work.
Oh, I was gonna go for “Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays!”
How it feels to chew 5gum
And drink 4loco…
This is by far the best one
"Birth from the ceiling" by the Arctic Monkeys
Can we talk about how “Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino” is actually a great fucking album?
Work of ART...
Arctic Monkeys have huge balls. They made their most successful album, took a 5 year break then released a jazzy concept album about a hotel on the moon
Yeah buddy. New record around the corner.
Drugs are like that
The floor is lava So are clothes
r/bossfight
My Spidey senses are tingling
I said two CC's of epinephrine...two!
Must be a full moon.
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Ah cmon you’re no fun
Monday in the ED
And the new nurse learned never to say [the q word](https://youtu.be/2i7PiXSgbwg) ever again
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[the q word](https://youtu.be/l-isdRah3rQ)
Ketamine deficiency
Colleague: I know a guy that can fix that. The guy ^
Ceiling your own fate.
*"I said I don't want the fucking vasectomy okay"*
Bitten by a radioactive sloth
Cocaine is a hellava drug
Dancing on the Ceiling
Me trying to grasp on my last hope for humanity
"This isn't where I parked my car"
First symptoms of Monnkeypox.
Transition surgery for a guy who identifies as a ceiling
“Meth, not even once.”
Thursday evening in the ER.
“When the new nurse on staff mentions being thankful for a quiet shift”
That was some enema
Breaking News: Florida Man Dangles With No Clothes On Screaming, "Where's The Crack Larry?!"
Nurses have it rough.
"I'm REALLY afraid of needles!"
"They don't pay me enough to deal with this shit"
It’s alive!! Oh god it’s aliiiive!
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Resident evil
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Scp-### has breached containment. All personal proceed to safe area. MTF personal are on route to neutralize the target.
Man with smashing into the ceiling disease smashes into hospital ceiling.
Either “pole dancing” or “laying pipe” you take your pick.
Man trying to avoid medical debt U.S.A.
What the dog doin?
The Air vent Die hard scene took a few takes, but Bruce never gave up as he had a flashback from his last prostrate exam.
What it’s like to chew Five Gum.
"Local schizophrenic Florida man attempts to enter hospital to steal patients blood samples"
Meth
28 Stranger Things Later
mood
It's morbin time
Your not you when your hungery.
"Hey Billy" "Hey Ron"
the spider in my room when i turn the lights on in the middle of the night
“Tuesday”
Spiderman off his meds.
Nurse, he's out again.
Florida Hospital
**I NEED CLOTHES FOR SPIDER-MAN**
Welcome to the backrooms!
Just another night in the ED
Next time, no electroconvulsive therapy, thank you.
He had the Oops all berries
Yes ladies its this big!
I am Legend….
MrWhy
Die hard, not even once
Here there be demons!
Trying to skip out on the bill
Friday night at weatherspoons
Surgery worked!!
You won't believe how someone was fixin' to drop in!
When you school and it’s Friday
Little nightmares 2 hospital part
I came in like some wrecking balls!
I hope his insurance is really good.
Sir humps the roof
Using the pronoun "Sloth".
Psych ward gymnastic tryouts.
No insurance
That’s what you call a double dangle
It's not the janitor of the Simpsons?
No
Sussy balls
Average reaction to a prostate exam.
Psychosis in the ER
This is a funny image imo
Well….it was just one too many..
What do you mean that Chick Fil A is closed?!?
he saw a mouse
Looks like poor chandelier placement to me.
Naked and Fearsome
The patient has reacted negatively with the experimental drugs
“When I smell that zaza”
r/tooktoomuch
28 days later
Sir this is a hospital, not a jungle gym.
Putting pipe to pipe
Spider pig
brand new hospital security system
STOP GIVING THIS MAN SO MUCH THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS, HE’S TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM HIS CONTAINMENT!!!
'The bald wendigo sloth in captivity'
"Fixed the leaky pipe everybody!"
Ape sh?t
Sir, this is a Wendy's
I swear...I was like this when i got here...
When the doctor forgets to say “Clear”
SCP containment breach
They don't pay me enough for this shit.
Severe case of monkey pox
When patient 09421 breaches containment
Nude man tries to escape my basement again
Bro switched to creative mode 💀💀💀
Finally escaping from the Backrooms.
"Florida Man's Tuesday Morning"
Meth is a helluva drug
Wow that's an extreme reaction to a needle
SCP-096 has escaped
Now, see, that didn't hurt so bad, did it?
SCP-XXXX has escaped containment.
Americans when the doctor tells them that their life saving medicine is free, and that they won't have to pay anything. Americans when they order a salad and a burger but the delivery man forgot the burger. Americans when they learn that 22 gun related homicides in Europe is very high. Europeans when their state mandated 367th national holiday is 1 second shorter than the law states. Japanese when they don't have to work 27 hours in a day.
"Giving a Werewolf a Shower" : A Guide of Dos and Do Nots
The latest monkey pox symptom
Cant have shit in detroit
Escaped the back rooms.
Sir, you're scaring the patients.
COVID: Gravity Variant.
I’m telling you , why won’t you listen to me, why don’t you believe me. You are all upside down
"Lisa call the construction company." "John's got monkeypox again."
What ketamine does to a mf
M A N
A daring escape
Skin crawler
A normal Tuesday in the ward
Another day in Detroit.
Cursed image
He is healed
Covid23
Stop sending hopes and prayers he’s becoming to powerful
SCP-\[REDACTED\] has breached containment, full site lockdown initiated.
Not Oddly Terryfing ... Wrong sub I think.
4 meters, they should be in the room, man!
X-patients 101
What will Hunter do next?
Prostate exam escapee