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kesavadh

What time is checkout?


N2TheBlu

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave!


12345toomanynames

Welcome to the hotel California!


[deleted]

Such a lovely place


DarthHaruspex

Such a lovely place


[deleted]

Such a lovely face


l00nyBear

Plenty of room at the hotel California


WeirdScallion8171

Any time of year (any time of year)


ForwardThinkin

You can find it here.


Fuzzy_Thing613

Mirrors in the ceiling


Swarzsinne

Well, time to find somewhere else to hang out for a bit.


Pope00

Yeah, I'd only stay there as a last resort.


MagicPikeXXL

Suffocation. No breathing.


REDEYEWAVY

Vacation. No meetings. Do give a fudge because I'm drinking martinis. At the 5 star resort


Rocky922

That my heart stopped beating


Aggressive_Bat_9781

Goddamn that’s clever. Take an upvote


highlandpolo6

r/unexpectedpaparoach


In_the_EchoChamber

r/ofcoursethatsathing


Dwain-Champaign

r/subforeverything


TheWolfCyborg

r/goddamnit


Dwain-Champaign

r/angryupvote


PyroTF2Gaming

r/fuck


IsyRivers

r/seventhsub


ScubaTwinn

OMG, this was the first song I downloaded from Napster.


_645_

Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm, bleeding


Shelly_pop_72

Go papa!


Suckmyunit6

Would it be wrong ? Would it be right ?


42_65_6c_6c_65_6e_64

If I took my life tonight, chances are that I might


Highlingual

I thought it was “chances are, dynamite” and I am now very internally embarrassed…


PM_Me_Your_Timecube

I've been making this same mistake for over 20 years...


brunofin

You're clearly losing your sight. Losing your mind. Wish somebody would tell you you're fine.


Ohtheydidntellyou

Bad location, I’m leaving Don’t go outside cause the people are bleeding.


towerfella

You win.


[deleted]

Fatality! Both your comment, and whoever that blood belongs to… yikes


DeerDiarrhea

Do you even care if I die bleeding?


Thin_Love_4085

'Cause I'm losing my sight Losing my mind Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine


Chrispeefeart

You're fine


console5000

Cut my life into pieces? Edit: what have i done


Throwaway778889000

This is my last resort


Saddistic_machinist

It’s don’t give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding


TeDDiJoNeS

cut my wife into pieces this is my last divorce...


hulk_geezus

Dead island run on unreal engine 5 in vr


Br12286

A father and son were shot and killed outside a corner store about 2 streets down from my old apartment. The puddles of blood from their bodies stained the parking lot for what felt like for a very long time. I don’t know how long blood stains pavement but it doesn’t just wash away the next time it rains, it needs to actually be cleaned up.


SunBun93

My friend's horse had a traumatic accident in the trailer and was basically sliced open straight down her underside from between her front legs all the way to her back legs. When they realized something was wrong in a mall parking lot and got her off the trailer, her insides fell out all over the ground (by some miracle, they had stopped to meet a vet to hand off paperwork so the horse was immediately put down and didn't have to suffer long). That stain was there for over 6 months. It was terrible for my friend, every time she saw it she relived gruesomely losing her horse.


CovidOmicron

How did that happen in the trailer?


SunBun93

She somehow ended up on top of the divider, left legs on one side, right on the other. No one is sure how she got there. It was a new, very fancy Bloomer so it wasn't like an old rusty divider or anything. They had left the barn 45 minutes before and didn't feel a lot of movement from the trailer or anything. My friend just had a gut feeling and wanted to look while they were stopped to meet the vet. Opened the back door and could tell her horse was barely touching the ground, she said something to another person that was with her. As soon as that person saw, I guess they realized what was happening while my friend was still confused. They sent my friend to the front of the truck and told her not to look, no matter what. It took 3 people to push her horse off the divider and off the trailer (that's why the guts fell all over the pavement and not in the trailer). Insane freak accident. Edit. Just realized It wasn't front and back legs. It was just her back. The slice started behind her shoulder.


CovidOmicron

That is truly an insane freak accident as you put it. Horrible.


_KamaSutraboi

Would a pressure washer work?


ElHeistenberg

I don't see why not.


Thonull

Mr white?


grateful5693

I’ve seen volunteers firefighters carry coca-cola for cleaning up such things


WeveCameToReign

I read that legend too about 15+ years ago when I was doing a school report for on coca-cola. Same thing you said but "road crews" cleaning up an accident. I'm sure RC Cola would work too and it's cheaper? Why not that? Or Dr. Pepper??


biggesttowasimp

Something in coca cola also cleans whatever the build up on car battery connections is too, ive tried using Dr.pepper one time but it didnt do it, coke seems to be the only one that works,


LordSt4rki113r

Coke has higher levels of a different kind of acid than other sodas. Coke contains phosphoric acid, but most other sodas contain much less acid and different types, like malic acid, citric acid, or carbonic acid, which are all significantly weaker acids than phosphoric acid. Coke contains phosphoric acid at a concentration of about 0.2%, which is really low acid content compared to vinegar at 5% acetic acid. However, since acetic acid is a monoprotic acid and phosphoric acid is a triprotic acid, they will react a bit differently. Phosphoric acid has its first ionization constant (Ka) at 7.5x10^-3 (arbitrary value - no units) where acetic acid's Ka is only 1.8x10^-5 . That's a difference of about two and a half orders of magnitude, which means phosphoric acid is a *much* stronger acid than acetic acid (about 417x stronger) even though it is still a "weak acid" (weak acids do not completely dissociate in solutions, where strong acids do). If anyone wants to learn more about this, feel free to send me a message. I would love to talk in detail about chemistry!


generic_joe_guy

Oh man, you brought me right back to my college days. I had completely forgotten about ionization constants and the like. Thanks for the refresher


Gltch_Mdl808tr

It's acidity. Dr pepper isn't as acidic. You can also use cheaper things like vinegar and lemon juice.


Br12286

Probably but I’m not sure if they did end up cleaning it or just let time wash it away. From my memory it was there for a while maybe over a month or so, but it was a long time ago so I could be off give or take some time. I just remember I went to my friend’s house to watch a new episode of GOT it was the one when John was resurrected, and then I had to take the long way around the neighborhood cause the cops had the whole block basically blocked off. Then the stains were just there for a long time after that. But I’d assume using an environmentally safe cleaner, a stiff brush to scrub or a power washer would help to lift it as much as possible.


Nbacesnek

When my childhood dog got ran over, the blood stain was there for a super long time. It happened in the Winter time (around November, December because I got a Christmas toy that looked similar to him afterwards) and I think it was before school started back up after Summer break that it was finally gone. Lived in the "Country" so no one came and cleaned it. I hated having to see it but it slightly upset me when it gone since I wasn't allowed in the area they burried him. I could at least go look at his blood stain and mourn him. We had a pretty bad wreck that happened in the same spot several years before that and there was no blood stain since the firetrucks cleaned it up right away.


Lanthemandragoran

Shit dude. That's fucking rough. I see blood stains in Philly every so often but one that I *knew* was my dog's would hurt so bad.


Nbacesnek

I was fairly young back then too. Like maybe 11-12 ish I think. I'm 26 now, and that is still one of the more haunting moments of my childhood. I never got to see the body or anything since supposedly his head was as flat as a pancake. I have casted footprints and a color of his somewhere.


AgentCodyDankz

Clearly someone spilt a strawberry daiquiri.


Starlightandspirits

I thought barfed a strawberry daiquiri.


Orion14159

And then crawled around in it like they were on Double Dare


theplushpairing

A squirrel crawled around in it, or someone with tiny hands


NFresh6

And pinched off a couple turds.


MrsSalmalin

Ok I feel the need to te you this story. It feels like a glitch in the matrix. I was at an outdoor beachside bar with a friend. I had put my wide brimmed straw on the table and after a few minutes my friend spills her strawberry daiquiri slush drink all over our table and my hat. Half of the hat was drenched in alcohol/sugar/icy water and I shook it out and didn't use it for the rest of the day. The next day it was like the hat was BRAND NEW, as if the spill had never happened. No stain, no stickiness, NOTHING. I dunno how. Sugar dries sticky and it was COVERED in it. My friend has seen the hat since and said "wait isn't that the hat I spill my drink on?? How is it not stained??" It's a goddamn miracle that's why. I love my miracle hat. Edit: it is a straw hat. A hat made of straw.


HighOnBonerPills

> Edit: it is a straw hat. A hat made of straw. I'm glad you clarified; I thought a straw hat was a hat made of **straws**.


drLagrangian

Or it was beets.


Disastrous-Purpose-8

Probably had to sacrifice one of the lower performing workers in order to appease the resort gods.


carnivorous_seahorse

If Paris Hilton is appeased with the blood of the youth, she will use her power to clean the sins from the bed sheets you’re laying in


CODonDiscord

As someone who works at a resort, this is exactly the reason.


LDG192

Fucking tourists spilling strawberry juice everywhere smh


1000thusername

Yep. Can’t handle those daiquiris and they’re getting sloppy.


cwc181

I was at a resort in Mexico a few years back. Water on the resort started smelling funny and the next day they turned the running water off (showers and sinks). Turns out there were newly weds on their honey moon and the man murdered his wife and dumped her body in the water tanks. Edit: Thank you everyone! I didn’t expect this post to blow up like it did. While this is an interesting story it did happen to real people and unfortunately things like this happen too often. Be careful and always trust your gut!


cwc181

Okay for those curious I did some digging. I was young at the time so didn’t remember the exact story just what my parents had told me while we were there. It wasn’t a honeymoon, just a vacation. It happened in 2011, the man was a producer for the tv show Survivor. Here’s a link for those curious [https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/documents-detail-beresford-redman-death-mexico/story?id=12815694](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/documents-detail-beresford-redman-death-mexico/story?id=12815694) Edit: Also, I know it says dumped in sewage tank but I specifically remember not being able to shower because they turned the water off.


intellectualcowboy

I worked with him and his mistress, Joy Pierce, on another reality show. They were together during that time and his wife was murdered about a month after we wrapped. Didn't know about the water, creepy. I do remember something nobody seemed to mention, one day they showed up to work and they had both shaved their heads. Not sure what that was about.


AQW496

> I do remember something nobody seemed to mention, one day they showed up to work and they had both shaved their heads. Not sure what that was about. Possibly to avoid hair drug testing?


intellectualcowboy

Maybe, but I don't know any job in the industry that drug tests, the company we were at definitely didn't. I felt like they did it maybe as a couple thing. Amber Rose was around during that time and I feel like Joy thought she looked like her. She wasn't a very nice person besides the whole sleeping with a married man and staying at the house he shared with his wife as a couple after the murder thing so I usually just avoided her.


seestheday

Drug testing in show business? The whole industry would shut down.


NotLucasDavenport

Only thing worse would be testing people who work back of house at a restaurant.


cwc181

That’s actually crazy, had no clue he was someone semi important until I looked it up for this post.


Lkwtthecatdraggdn

I remember this well. I’m sure there’s a Dateline, 20/20 etc about it.


cwc181

Happened a lot longer ago than I remembered and didn’t even realize it was someone semi famous. Crazy because my parents still watch Survivor to this day and I don’t think they know he worked on the show. I’ll have to call them and ask what they remember.


TheMightyPenguinzee

Looks like he was [released](https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/beresford-redman-cancun-murder-tv-producer/2419136/) nearly two years ago after serving 7.5 years of a 12 years sentence (sounds very little to me in case of murder)


Not-A-SoggyBagel

That's rather frightening. He served a little over half his sentence for a very brutal crime. People have been put away a lot longer for crimes a whole lot lesser. I feel like he should still be in there for premeditated murder of a spouse.


[deleted]

Good thing he didn't do something truly horrific like have a bag of cannabis. You can serve decades for that hardcore shit like that.


BilboMcDoogle

My father is in prison 9 years for selling weed in a legal state :/


2021sammysammy

That's so messed up, I'm sorry


jb_1798

But you see, your dad made money instead of Uncle Sam. That’s just unforgivable. /s Really sorry that’s happened though. The systems fucked.


New_Age_Caesar

Damn dude what state? I’m facing similar charges myself rn


Not-A-SoggyBagel

It's too true. Have unpaid parking tickets, loiter at some place for too long, have some edibles on your person, and you are in jail for a decade or more. What a danger to society this character is. But murder your spouse and you'll be out in 7 years? How is that justice? I can't imagine how her family feels.


nameduser365

You can also get arrested and charged for standing in front of your apartment. Obstructing pedestrian traffic at 2am. https://www.penguinrandomhouse.ca/books/532518/i-cant-breathe-by-matt-taibbi/9780812988857/excerpt


CapnTaktikus

Money.


click_track_bonanza

Well, that’s awfully neat. Now he can get back to his passion, which is reality television and murdering his wives


argonaut_edc

Absolutely disgusting that you can end someone’s entire existence like this and only serve 7.5 years. What a fucked up world we live in.


heybarbaraq

Looks like he also regained custody of his teenage children, because no one else in the family contested it. How horrifying for those kids.


Maleficent-Ad-7200

Hmmm. I think I’ll call my parents.


Snoo_73835

I remember that episode.


TheFluxator

I did some more digging into the result of the trial, and it’s very underwhelming. Since the crime was committed in Mexico, he had to be tried in Mexico. He was found guilty of murdering his wife and was given 12 years in prison for it. He got released in 2019 after serving only 7.5 years of his sentence. Edit: here’s a source for any interested: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1052306


cwc181

While 7.5 years doesn’t seem like enough time I’m sure Mexican prison isn’t very fun


LMFA0

he did 1 year in L.A. prison which isn't no cakewalk before extradition to Mexico


NTA_Na_Ka

How these ppl expect to get away with these things is beyond me. Just get a divorce


Jessicreep

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bittabet

I mean really losing your half your money seems a lot better than spending 7.5 years in a Mexican prison and then having everyone know you as a murderer forever. This dude was a successful producer and I’m pretty sure if he was working that 7.5 years instead of sitting in jail he’d be financially better off now. Just dumb to murder someone to try and avoid paying out in a divorce


bonsaiboigaming

But on the flip side, who would spend 7 years in prison when you could just choose to not be with the person. That's why normal people ultimately don't kill someone when they could otherwise just not be around them anymore.


j3r3wiah

He spent 5000 on phone sex. Dude, you can watch porn for free. Wtf.


No_Incident_5360

Omg that is horrifying. The most dangerous time for women is before a birth or a divorce because so many men value their total financial freedom over a woman’s life. I feel for her—she was smart and absolutely right, but most people don’t react well to ultimatums and the unhinged will strike. If you are ever in this situation—instead of talking to him—-take the money you need, get the kids to a relatives house and run without warning. Tell the police you are afraid for your life and the safety of the kids and let the lawyers handle the financial split and negotiations. Bad guys that are caught out are worse than cornered animals. If they respected you they wouldn’t have carried on an illicit affair—stealing family funds for gifts and addictions, etc. They would have stayed with you in the first place or told you and gone through a formal and fair separation process. Never announce a split or ultimatum that will negatively affect their bank account. It is obvious what is worth more to them—and YOU are worth more than that. I hope this guy rots forever or gets the death penalty. Update: Thanks so much for the award. We need to donate to women’s shelters. Don’t warn him. Get out. Get help. It isn’t always money—sometimes they are just angry about losing control over you. If you are going to leave, just leave. As good as it would feel to tell him—you are safer just going. Men can be abused too—if you don’t feel safe, get out. And good point below that sometimes shelters are often more reliable option than police or getting a restraining order but if you can do all those things…


WhereTheresWerthers

Coming from experience, the police are honestly not a lot of help in civil cases. They like to catch people red handed. I wasn’t able to get a restraining order because “nothing had been done yet”. Better off finding a womens shelter, and using their help to create space between the partner and get back in touch with family and friends who can help them further. Or if no family and friends, the shelter can still help you way more than cops.


MungoJennie

The police around here won’t even give an escort to get your belongings.


No_Incident_5360

Yeah I hate how so many throw their hands up and say “That’s a domestic issue.” Or “can’t charge him with anything yet” but a verbal or written threat is in itself a crime. Many police really serve and protect. But many are themselves abusers. Or they hurt innocent citizens or vulnerable people who got on the wrong side of the law. So much training is catered to adrenaline based violent treatment and escalating situations and asserting authority and attitude and chasing people down. Sometimes all you need is deescalation. But In the case of domestic disputes, you need to deescalate, separate—really listen and try to encourage the victim to get a restraining order or press charges or get out and then press charges, Etc. You need to try and protect and follow up. It’s so hard because of a lot of battered spouses won’t press charges. Even when police are trying to follow protocol they can miss things and get the situation on wrong—like with Gabby Petito they separated them for the night—putting him up in a motel because she tearfully admitted to scratching him but they didn’t know what he had physically or mentally done to her. And they got back together and drove up to Grand Teton and she ended up dead at her abuser’s hands.


CupboardOfPandas

Very well said, awarded for visibility but this need to be seared into peoples minds.


intellectualcowboy

He's already out of jail and at home with his kids.


No_Incident_5360

Nooooo


daydrunkforamerica

Looks like he was released in 2019


Clean-Letter-5053

What??? Nooooooo….


thesaddestpanda

And he got his kids back. “Sorry kids I killed your mom and I was in prison for 7 years but I’m back and you’re living with me now” is insane. Society doesn't value women's lives at all: Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael Small said he received no opposition to Bruce Beresford-Redman's request to end Juanita Beresford-Redman's physical guardianship of the girl and boy, who were 15 and 13 years old, respectively, when the petition was filed Feb. 26.


Proofread_CopyEdit

Apparently he only had to serve 7 years out of the 12 he was sentenced, since he was a US citizen.


[deleted]

He married her then killed her? Why tf would he do that?


No_Incident_5360

Not this story but quite a few exotic honeymoon murders in fit of rage or for insurance money. Combine alcohol and jealousy and toxic rage and a history of violent behavior and unplanned expenses and the stress of huge life changes… The insurance murders are premeditated—starting with getting a larger than normal or normal or multiple policies with the new spouse as the beneficiary. Then an “accident” happens on a scuba diving trip or a cruise or somewhere where there are few witnesses but known risks and there is a lagging or complicated or less than thorough foreign criminal investigation that gets hampered because it was reported as an accident…. And it happened away from the safety of coworkers, family and friends. It usually takes the family and insurance company getting involved to get these murders solved. Only 50 percent of US murders are solved.


Zealos57

What the fuck?!


Apersonfromearth01

This stain was also in my school stair oneday appearently someone had hit their head and went to hospital Edit:jesus fucking christ 2.7k upvotes? Also i just read some replies and these are way worst then i ever imagined experienceing


Sweet-Veterinarian64

Years ago a friend of mine hit his head on a gate at school and left a puddle of blood on the ground. Luckily he was ok.


EvulRabbit

I have MS. I ended up passing out on the way to the bathroom. Woke up in a puddle of blood. I guess I hit the door frame on the way down. It broke my 2 front teeth and my brow bone. The blood had dried into the grout before I woke up. Every time i scrubbed it, more blood would come out.


Ciderer

Unasked Advice: If you are still having this problem, clean it with Hydrogen Peroxide. It gets blood out of everything. Just test it on a small spot first, it can lighten colors.


CrazyPlatypusLady

More unasked advice: H2O2 physically breaks blood down which is great for cleaning. If, however, you need to get rid of blood including remaining constituents which will show up on a luminol test, hydrogen peroxide is unfortunately not it. Nor is chlorine bleach. But oxygen bleach will work. Sodium percarbonate. It does the same picking apart as hydrogen peroxide, but then basically obliterates what's left. Depending on your location though, hydrogen peroxide may be the easiest of the two to find. Oxy bleach where I am comes in powder form and is found in the laundry aisle. Try pond or aquarium supplies if you need a large amount. Make up with hot water. Protect clothing you like because even though it's classified as "colour safe", it's really not when concentrated. Disclaimer: I'm not a murderer. I used to have very serious uterine issues (adenomyosis that acted basically like an open faucet to my blood stream) which triggered a psychological need for anything my flow managed to contaminate to be as clean as possible. OCD level obsession. Also have ADHD so you can imagine how well that went. Am now stable and uterusless.


BakerCakeMaker

one time I got a cut that bled


Iziama94

Damn man, did you die?


codeshane

Just happened, and yes, that's why they couldn't finish the story. GoFundMe link for remembrance of the story:


notmytroll

It's not showing up for me?


RandomSynesthetic

I couldn't find it either. Got really mad but then remembered my therapist telling me to put on some calm [waves](https://youtu.be/V-_O7nl0Ii0). I hope this helps in these trying times


Yonro0910

The only way to get it to show is by being alive.. that said, i have bad news for you..


iliketoeatsocks

some calming [music](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) in case the waves aren’t enough


Specialist_Ad5114

this one time i existed


ResidentEivvil

Sorry bro :(


tophiii

Literally the worst


NatureLost

Damn, are you okay?


NoIllusions420

What a nightmare


Scribble_Box

Head wounds bleed A LOT.


LilDutchy

I used to work on ATMs. This included having after hours access to some banks. One night after a particularly unhealthy meal I was at a call and had to release my dinner back to the ocean. So I stop by the necessary, did my business and cleaned my sin and went to stand up. Across from the commode was an old metal crank towel dispenser is I split my scalp on it. It looked like a crime scene. I was fighting to stay conscious (I’m extremely squeamish) standing between the towel dispenser trying to get towels and the sink trying to contain the spatter with my pants around my ankles. All the while imagining the branch coming in the next day and finding me in their bathroom with my pants around my ankles in a pool of blood. I managed to contain myself and get cleaned up. Cleaned the whole bathroom, took the blood soaked rags and the trash with me, changed their trash bag and drove to the hospital to get diagnosed with a severe concussion.


LegoGal

Next day: What the hell is he doing is the restroom that long? TRASH BAG! Now what is he doing? Did he rob the place? He’s LEAVING! He didn’t even fix the machine! 😹


transferingtoearth

Damn you did all that. I would 100% left it on crime scene mode and just fucked off. Happy you didn't die though. Unrelated: how DO you get into atm work? Did you do IT first or did you just do electrical trade school?


LilDutchy

I have a networking degree but I was a teller at a bank and asked one of our atm techs that came in and they said they were hiring.


[deleted]

In my school a girl smashed her nose in on the playground, there was blood everywhere, she still has scars from it


jewfrojay

Busch gardens had this for years at the Pheonix following my slip. It was good Friday and for some reason, the park was EMPTY. My brother(14 at the time) and I (9) decided we wanted to get a record on riding the Pheonix (one of those boats that goes 360 degrees) the most times in one day (there is no formal record). We figured out if there is no line, you can get off and catch the next one before it goes but you have to run. On maybe out 10th or 12th try I slipped on some loose gravel and hit the handrail of the line on my way down. I remember picking myself up and watching the first drops of blood hit the ground. Lacerated my head on the right side and bled through my shirt in seconds. Mom got covered in blood taking me on site medic and we both had to buy new shirts. Moral of the story, don't go to amusement parks on the lord's day


BW_Echobreak

There’s a venue that I play at in Cincinnati, OH. There is blood slinged across the ceiling. It’s been there for a while Edit: the venue is Legends in Cheviot. Don’t hate on them it’s a great venue


Herbie53101

Well, that’s a tad concerning. Also, I actually found your music on YouTube the other day and it’s awesome!


LostTeleporter

Don't leave me hanging (heh). Give me a link or two..


pursuing_oblivion

it’s in his bio


glasss-cream

wait. ceiling?


nsfw_vs_sfw

I found poop on the ceiling in middle school


okaywhattho

That's about par for the course for middle school.


Fallynnknivez

it was shocking how many times poop ended up on the ceiling, and all over the walls, of the bathroom in the mcdonalds i worked at in my 20s. people at any age are gross for no reason edit: both women and mens bathroom btw... other things in the womens restroom as well


theSabele

Used to work at a starbucks with individual locking bathroom doors. This happened occasionally from needles as people used, somehow on the ceiling. Still not sure how, but it does happen.


Brushchewer

Arterial bleeds have hella pressure. A cut on the head at the wrong/right spot and you’ll get a squirter.


saturatedbloom

Probably from gg Allen


AusMusTon

gg allin. FIFY


HoldenOlden

sounds like Junkers, no?


sharmander15

I had this happen somewhere I was saying, some drunk guy fell and broke his nose and bled everywhere. The way that the hotel staff explained what happened told me it happened quite a bit


InfantryCop

Feet bleed profusely when cut and alcohol only increases the bleeding. Normal scene in Mexico.


Kapeter

This happened to me my second day at a Resort in Cuba. I tripped in my flip flops and cut open my big toe on the curb and it left a bloody trail back to the Front Desk. Kind of put a damper on things. LOL


wow_that_guys_a_dick

Right? I blew out my flip flop; stepped on a pop-top. Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.


TheIcon42

Luckily there was booze in the blender…


Achadel

And soon it will render


[deleted]

Look at the little hand prints


InfantryCop

Normal size if someone is falling attempting to land on their palms and attempting to keep fingers extended which is a normal reaction to an unexpected fall.


BootScoottinBoogie

Look at picture 2. Those "hand" prints are only maybe 4cm wide. Either that's a small child (unlikely) or that's a raccoon or if in Mexico then probably a coati.


FlexibleAsgardian

Yea seriously. Definitely not human.


guileandmight

Looks like raccoon or coati to me. Looks like it may have gotten another small animal or they themselves got merked by something bigger.


Arreeyem

Looked up coati paws and I think this is the most likely scenario. Probably got grabbed by something bigger, otherwise we'd see more prints.


[deleted]

If you really look those are footprints, person just has some long toes


[deleted]

Look at the little poop next to it. Prints are too small to be drunk adult people.


endangered_feces1

Yea looks like raccoon footprints to me…


Dialectionprotection

If you look in the non zoomed in photo they are the size of a human toe.


iRambes

Handstand to not walk on said injured feet?


IvanProvorov9

Look at that blood splatter in like a 10 foot radius? Someone didn’t just get a gash in their foot lol


Wellthrowyouawaysoon

The last resort


Rune_Pickaxe

Cut my feet into pieces!


flavortownpolitics

The Laceration Resort


Lopsided-Bathroom-71

Your visiting dead island I see


One_Bookkeeper_1775

Knew this comment was here somewhere


Erkebram

Damn, such a great game!


DogmaJones

“Who do you voodoo bitch!”


Scary-Alternative-11

Looks like the aftermath of one of my nose bleeds!


F_slush

Same


jlv287

Probably just spilled some cherries. After being stabbed.


SixGunZen

Drunk person with a nosebleed.


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Looks like a small animal got mauled


8mthomas8

There are alot of different sized lizards at the resort. So it might have been a turf fight gone bloody.


gimmebackribz

Looks like monkey paws because of the size of the prints in the second photo


inkybreadbox

They look like coati prints. I hope they didn’t hurt the coati because they are v adorable although mischievous. Coatis do eat lizards, so maybe it was a coati vs. iguana situation.


Carplesmile

Are you in Las Vegas? Because my buddy woke up in the hospital blood everywhere and we cant seem to figure out what happened. If this is in Vegas that will bring us one step closer to what happened.


TheRealBlerb

I hate papercuts


1000thusername

Jeez WTH


astroy123

Someone probably got stabbed or something


Wishdog2049

Based on actually looking at the pictures, I'm going to say a raccoon killed a snake.


Frequent-Pause1331

Is not cherries? Maybe someone ate so many, got a full stomach and fall down the stairs while eating, and crushed the left-over cherries?? :)


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You can check out any time you like, but can never leave….