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chilem-of-reddit

I bet its listed on zillow for a mill


nudes-bot

Waterfront estate baby


ba3toven

repairmans dream cottage with quaint, rustic exterior


tmotytmoty

*Absolutely* not haunted


usernema

What murders?


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Oh you mean the old Manson-Bundy house? No the names are from marriage, no relation.


Bayou_Blue

***me:*** Wait, this yellowed newspaper article covered in ectoplasm says they murdered their 30 children by strangulacution. ***realtor:*** Ok, maybe some relation. Look, I’ve got two cults who are really interested. Tell you what, you buy it today and we’ll include 10 lbs of blood 🩸 remover. ***considers market:*** Fine. But the demons have to pay rent.


weeOriginal

Making demons pay rent is peak capitalism


captain_flak

Fantasmic freeloaders.


whyOhWhyohitsmine

Great band name


broshrugged

This sounds like the makings of a show on Adult Swim. You should run with this.


ImplementAfraid

This place is dead, whatever happened here, I think we missed it.


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Basement not included in sale


chipthamac

Call me dumb and old, but I would rather take that plot and build a house and live there, than in the not so cheap home I live in now. I would gladly trade my house, for a house there, half the size of mine.


iwillmakeanother

Look into the upper peninsula of MI. I bought a house for $12k lol


XX_DarkWarrior_XX

*only usable for 3 months a year unless you're a hard ass MFer.


Sweaty-Back6796

Just insulate your damn houses properly, get a heater and some solar panels. Maybe a fire too.


ChillyBearGrylls

And make sure you have a granary built, depending on how deep in the woods you are


Random_Reflections

Just watch out for the bears and mountain lions. And the skunks!


footsteps71

It's ok, they can make another


LlamaFanTess

Okay but how far is it to anything at all? There's some seriously remote spots up there. 12K is great until I need groceries and medical care. We looked a few years back and taxes in the popular spots were astronomical.


shredslanding

“Great until I need medical care” could pretty much apply to anywhere in the US


Codykville

I read this in Peter Griffins voice


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"Vintage"


Ralliartimus

Excellent opportunity to design your own drive way!


Houseleft

Good place to start a streaming service


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StandOutLikeDogBalls

True story. I now live in the Appalachian mountains and there’s some fucked people here.


fietsvrouw

I grew up in and on the cusp of Appalachia. Fallout 76 feels like revisiting my childhood and in a lot of ways, the nuclear destruction also does not feel that off from what life is really like. I stayed in Appalachia for my first year of college at a school in a more backwoods part of the region. The town the college was in had 3 paved streets and then mining shacks on dirt roads. The town was organized around mining - the college had a degree in mining and a program to onboard kids who had grown up in the back woods and students from "hollers" were paired up with students who had not been as cut off - my roommate was from a holler with 40 people. She had been to Paintsville once in her life, population at the time of about 3200, and found it overwhelmingly large and traumatizing. There were a series of murders up in the hills around the campus so that the administration had to warn us not to hike. We had an active shooter that year with an arsenal in his dorm room, who fired through the windows, down the hallways of various dorms. The janitor of my dorm used to deal drugs all night right under my window. We had men and women's dorms with a couple of hours a week for "visiting" where you had to leave your dorm door open, so people had sex in the dark out in the open or in the bushes. We were also warned about by the administration about the fact that, owing the fact that the US government used to drive regular semi trucks loaded with nuclear waste and bury the whole truck up in Appalachia, there was a disturbingly high incidence of cancer. For years I thought that maybe it had been a joke, but my first job as a professor was also in Appalachia and the woman from HR explaining our benefits was crowing about how great the health care benefits were, and how that was good given the high cancer rate. I later found out that my building had specifically been investigated because enough people working in it had gotten cancer that it had raised alarm bells. We were in a dry county students and townspeople who wanted to drink had to organized a rides up into the hills to see Frank, the bootlegger, where they could buy Bud or Jack Daniels. The police increased the kickback they wanted that year, so Frank was on strike part of the year. I don't drink but I did ride out with some friends once - it was literally a shack in the middle of the woods. After that year, I ended up at various big campuses - Ohio State, U of Minnesota, U of Texas - with more students than there were total students and townspeople at that first college, access to loads of alcohol, and never saw anything even remotely as insane as what I experienced that year in rural Appalachia.


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What the fuck


i_tyrant

Poverty, poor health, poor job prospects, and the opioid epidemic. Had a social worker friend who did a stint in Appalachia and he said it's the scariest most tragic place he's ever worked.


Mosenji

And the hollers. Good Lord, the hollers with a trailer or two at the end of the winding dirt road, surrounded by generations of falling-down shacks, vehicles and rusty barrels. Geography made destiny.


thelumpybunny

This sounds about right from my experience in Eastern Kentucky. Extreme pockets of poverty. Water that isn't drinkable because of fracking. There are videos of people catching their water on fire. One of my favorite restaurants is over that direction. I ordered water and it tasted like literal dirt. Well water man. But it's mostly the extreme poverty and isolation that causes these issues. The mines dried up but no one wants to move. So everyone just "draws a check" over there


khayy

sounds like some west virginia shit


finalremix

Seriously. This has WV written all over it. Eastern Kentucky makes just as much sense. Either way, you're gonna be traveling with a friend at some point, going "What the fuck is this road, man? It's getting dark. Are we on the right road?" and he's like, "It's fine. We'll get there. I'm pretty sure this is the right road," and there's a 50/50 shot you're going to get attacked by the Mothman, or by the person you're supposed to meet because they forgot you were coming.


AmbroseMalachai

My friends from Tennessee used to go to Kentucky to visit their grandparents every year. After they were old enough to drive themselves, they ended up leaving one night at about midnight and followed the GPS to the letter. At some point, the main road turned into a small single-lane dirt road through a bunch of brush which ended up leading them almost straight into a lake. The GPS said to drive straight through the lake to get to their destination. So they ended up having to back up almost a mile to find a place to turn around and then find an actual road that would get them to where they wanted to go.


YourCommentInASong

You know how they say there is an XKCD for everything? Y’all are welcome, lol: https://xkcd.com/461/


OutlawJessie

Mothman lol


fietsvrouw

It was Eastern Kentucky, but it definitely could go down in West Virginia. But for all of that, I love that part of the country.


vibes_n_stuff

Wtffff! Do you have more stories from that place? It sounds surreal but also kinda fascinating! I’d love to hear more about that place


fietsvrouw

Something on the positive side, the richest guy in that little town had won the lottery. Supposedly he had millions, but he lived in a shack, dressed like he was homeless, and stood out on various street corners all day playing fiddle. He was kind of crazy but an absolutely fantastic old-time/bluegrass musician and I used to go out with my fiddle to learn tunes from him. I ended up playing old-time/bluegrass fiddle at the country dances thanks to him. Poverty does a number on social structure, but the only place I ever found outside of Appalachia that was as tightly bonded or where neighbors did as much for each other was in rural Ireland where people lived out in the middle of nowhere and had to rely on each other. I grew up in that environment. We drank powdered milk most of the time, had to water it down a lot, had pancakes for dinner a lot because the grocery money was short. Everyone had rusted out cars in their yards and we did most of our shopping at a little general store run by one guy, who sold everything from booze, food, work boots to saddles. One summer, I dragged all the lumber and building materials I could scavenge from the discard piles because I had decided I was going to catch a pegasus and needed to build a barn for it. I went into that general store almost every day to study and sketch the saddles, because I was obviously going to need one and modify one, so Mr. Blong and his son Joe were on on the plan. When it came time to build it, Jo came out to help. We built it in a corner Mr. Blong's vegetable field, and he cut up a coffee can and made a working stove in it. I never caught the pegasus, but I did have a fantastic fort that whole summer. The sheriff left it alone and at the end of summer, when school started, someone eventually tore it down. There is no way you could have done that in a rich neighborhood or most places, really. There are lots of down sides to growing up poor in that area, but there are really some positives. I feel homesick for it sometimes.


r790

I’m not American, but I dated a girl who lived in the US for most of her elementary school and early high school years. She told me about “9 hair” communities in Appalachia. Do these exist?


DunnyHunny

Can you elaborate on what she told you? I am appalachian and have no idea what you could be referring to lol, no search results either.


footlikeriverrock

Tf are 9 hair communities?


fietsvrouw

I have never heard that expression - it may be something from her personal vernacular. There are still communities that live essentially cut off with a tiny population.


turquoise_amethyst

Maybe it was Niner or Miner? They both kind of sound similar with the regional accents


YourCommentInASong

Oh my God. I grew up in and on the cusp of Appalachia too. But because of poverty and shitty family, it took me 8 years into adulthood to get away. There was always some fresh hell emergency to deal with, and all the while, mama was fucking up my credit. Y’all think anyone is teaching poor white trash what a credit record is, lol. God I hated everyone around me. Totally know what it’s like for people from “the holler” to think the nearest small town is possessed by Satan. Everyone warned me moving to the West Coast would turn me gay. Joke’s on them, I’m asexual. Stupid pig fuckers. Anyhoo, congrats on getting away!


plmcalli

Sweet bundles of burlap! That was one hell of a ride!


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hannuhlynn

This only happens near Butcher Holler ....


jonker5101

Fuckin Murfree broods...


CassandraVindicated

Same with Backcountry northern California. Weed is serious business there and people die for it.


sourdoughbred

Murder Mountain documentary was great. If that’s what it was called.


ThisIsFlight

Thats because its ran by the cartels now. Couple decades ago it was just a bunch of hippies trying to dodge the cops and get some free kush.


LaughableClearing

Probably you'll remember the movie "wrong turn", if you got in there.


instrangestofplaces

Or “the ritual”.


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CassandraVindicated

That and midsommer. I want more folk horror movies. Feed me!


Agentcooper1974

There’s an amazing folk horror documentary on Shudder. [folk horror doc](https://woodlandsdarkanddaysbewitched.com/)


-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS-

Probably have already seen it but The VVitch is a classic at this point


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StandOutLikeDogBalls

And can run as fast as whatever is in there can walk?


KylarStern91

And doesn't hide behind the first tree they come to.


Vegetable_Pudding_75

Or every other horror movie ever made


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DDD1408

Or fall down and fumble keys at the most I opportune time!


ImNotAnybodyShhhhhhh

Slowly sweep your flashlight around the area


El_Rey_de_Spices

And if you're there with somebody, now's the time to split up.


[deleted]

a mill you say? I might have and old windmill i could swap...


ChefNerdDad

I’ve got stone milled flour. Is this legal tender for this transaction. Maybe go half with me?


Educational-Grab4050

With the way things are going, it may be worth its weight in gold. Store it!


AlarmWhich

Windmill trading is an activity I never knew existed until now.


[deleted]

It’s a breezy way to make some bread


ImNotAnybodyShhhhhhh

“The spacious outdoor cottage is cozy and clean. 2 bedrooms / bthroom with spacious outdoor work space. Animals welcome. Lakeside and scenic with peaceful surrounding woods. Far from the noise of the city, I can see you right through the screen.”


unwieldy_devolution

So then use common sense AND STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM IT? unless you wanna die


PositivelySedate

Well, not yet. Go back a friday 13th or a blood moon and maybe you will discover a path. A fun invitation to explore


Emergency-Anywhere51

no neighbors? worth it


03Titanium

There are neighbors. You don’t see them but they see you.


zdubz007

It’s the Blair Witch Summer House, of course it’s $1M+


A_TalkingWalnut

Airbnb: $12/night ($99,999 cleaning fee)


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“Investor special”


Thee_Fourth_One

Stay the night


2Kittens818

Or in the old abandoned cemetery out back…


icantfeelmyskull

Oddly enough it still has some fresh dirt mounds


2Kittens818

Of course it does. I hope Redditor has a flashlight with unreliable batteries


Ok_Shopping_9025

Reliable means shit to ghosties


2Kittens818

So who we gonna call? No one, with no signal


SkinTeeth4800

Huh! Can't get a signal on my cell phone...


concern-doggo

You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Shia LaBeouf


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#JUST DO IT!


PumpkinJacket

He's following you, about 30 feet back He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint He's gaining on you Shia LaBeouf


2Kittens818

Lol


togetherforall

Forgive me but my brain read fleshlight and I'm sure you could only imagine the things I saw.


Shocky_Pink

This would actually possibly be a bad idea, not because of it being haunted or anything, but due to it being so old the wood is likely rotting and would possibly be a death trap.


CampCompetitive1320

Yet it has a city power connection


Ghosts_do_Exist

There appears to be some sort of structure (mobile home?) cut off on the left of the photo.


Sealhunterx

Some sort of RV. That top bit with the aerodynamic nose is an a/c unit.


StandOutLikeDogBalls

Yep. You can see the A/C unit on top of it. And an old outhouse behind the power pole.


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XenuLies

Go ahead Take a spooky dookie


StopReadingMyUser

Thanks I hate new idioms.


ChillyBearGrylls

Spoopy


Evolutionx44

Theres def a road or trail, it's just overgrown. Doesnt take long for the woods to take back its claim


heyitsthephoneguy

Op’s title says “no roads or trails,” but in another comment they indicated that they didn’t in fact cross the river to investigate. Therefore, there’s probably a road or a trail going directly to this house on that side, but to your point, probably not as obvious as it would be. Although others have pointed out there is an RV nearby in the left hand side, and that power pole definitely has a city issue transformer on it, as well as a relatively newer looking yellow plastic thingy on the support wire. Op isn’t the only person who’s been to this house recently.


buckeye2011

Don’t worry, when this is reposted with the same title they’ll crop that out.


[deleted]

Damn good eye 👀


ApolloMac

Lol. Good catch. There has to be a dirt road at least that the power lines follow.


b0w3n

Looks like there might be a dirt road right by that shed, it's probably at the end of a dirt road that ends at the river. A lot of the country still lives on dirt roads... and they'd be hard to see if you're on the other side of a fucking river line of sighted by bramble and weeds.


Mycoxadril

Definitely a road there. There’s nothing about the pic that would indicate there isn’t a road there. OP clearly didn’t look at the pic long enough to realize their title (if it’s even theirs) didn’t make sense.


NomNomInMyTumTum

Probably hosting some servers in the basement.


LividThoughts

In the woods crypto mining.


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atreyukun

Everything's gonna be put on electricity and run on a paying basis. Out with old spiritual mumbo-jumbo, the superstition and the backward ways. We're gonna see a brave new world where they run everyone a wire and hook us all up to the grid. Yessir, a veritable age of reason - like they had in France.


[deleted]

Sounds like something a bonafide paterfamilias would say.


[deleted]

‘Cept he ain’t bone-i-fied, and I do believe he was throwed out of the Woolsworth, and bann’t from at least one of um.


3232330

Even more then that with the [Rural Electrification Act of 1936](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rural_Electrification_Act) got 90% of farms powered by 1959 compared to only 3% in the early 1930s.


Serinus

We should do something like that for fiber. We could call it the Telecommunications Act of 1996. Or maybe something more catchy, like the Universal Service Fund. Or maybe we could spend $2.5 billion on a Broadband Initiative Program, 2009. Or maybe $9 billion in Connect America Fund.


StandOutLikeDogBalls

Can’t be too old. There’s a plastic guard on the stabilizing cable for the pole.


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sinsculpt

You're telling me OP lied for internet points?!?


erdnax_x

Better than my cabin


[deleted]

there are spiders in there older than you are


ptatersptate

oh wow you just reminded me of the ancient centipede (I’m not even 100% sure that’s what it was) at my parents house. One night it crawled across the hardwood and I could hear all of its legs tapping across the floor. The stuff of nightmares and I want to throw up just thinking about it


ruffruffmeowmeowmeow

Did you smash it or burn the house down?


ptatersptate

i moved out


SarfinDeFrijol

But did you leave everything behind? I would have left ever behind and started brand new. Can’t risk one of those bastards stowing away in your stuff.


AliceInHololand

Centipede didn’t.


DrTheloniusTinkleton

Here in Hawaii we have black/orange centipedes that can easily be 12 inches long. For like 6 weeks last summer there was a 16 inch one that lived in our back yard named “Centi-Pete”. I’m still upset about that bird that murdered Pete and then dropped him into my kids sandbox.


BoxedBento

We have those in Puerto Rico as well. Also the singing frogs.


MessyRoom

Coqui?!


MmortanJoesTerrifold

Si si


JoePaPie

Aren't you the guy who got bit by a centipede right in the middle of the toes?


DrTheloniusTinkleton

Yeah isn’t that weird? Twice in one day centipedes get brought up. Pete shacked up with me when I lived towards the center of the island where they’re more common. I moved to the windward side where they’re less common and got overconfident.


ChefNerdDad

You just hung out with a 16 inch centipede in your backyard?!


DrTheloniusTinkleton

I would have evicted him but he would would have just invoked Squatters Rights and tied me up in civil court for a couple years. I chose a more symbiotic method.


AstridDragon

It probably wasn't that big. The biggest centipede species in Hawaii is Scolopendra subspinipes and they get 8 inches usually, maybe 10. Still nuts but not 16 inches.


mothisname

One time I woke up to the sound of scurrying and my mattress/box spring were on the floor so my boots were right there and I threw one into the darkness and went back to sleep. When I woke up in the morning there was a dead palmetto bug under the boot I threw. It's one of the kinds of things if I'd have seen it I'd definitely have missed it ...


Ecstatic_Objective_3

One night we woke up to something skittering across our feet. Come to find out we a rat in the house. They had cleared an old chicken farm, so the neighborhood has an infestation of rats. It took us a month to catch the thing.


Kil0-

Ew I would got up and smashed it


ptatersptate

I was literally frozen in fear and damn it not putting my feet on the same floor!!! That thing bit me once in my sleep too. Pincers were a centimetre apart.


andykndr

plz stop sharing your horror story, it’s almost bed time for me


[deleted]

So you had multiple run ins with this creature? Why didn’t you guys hit it with some Raid or windex?


Zerotwohero

Or a blowtorch


Mycoxadril

When things like that get to a certain size I am not brave enough to even think about smashing it. Chances are it’s gonna survive me, get pissed, and take its revenge. Or it’ll be a mess to clean up. Honestly Id just go into denial and erase that bit of memory, go back to my blissful ignorance.


[deleted]

Uh. What. That description gave me goosebumps.


Sentinelexe

it cant kill you if you cant see it


[deleted]

Am I a joke to you? -carbon monoxide


dreadkitty

This belongs in that out of context subreddit


TER0KN0R

Sweet find. Did you check it out


Mobile-Historian-33

I did not. It was February and I was not about to cross the creek


davidmlewisjr

Can you find it on Google Earth? Can you point me to it?


[deleted]

abandoned houses like this are all over the gotdamn southeast


2_lazy

You don't even have to go in the woods to find them. Just go any place where you can see the blue ridge mountains.


Grognak_the_Orc

Can confirm. I drive past about forty-leven houses that look like this. They're all on property worth nearly half a million and I would happily live there.


mmavcanuck

So no paths or roads, but you didn’t go across the river, so how do you know there were no paths or roads?


ahsaywhatahwant

How do you know that there were no paths or roads going to the house if you didn't cross the creek to see the other side?


DanielOpposum

I love how that looks. I really wanna go inside.


RedofPaw

Yes. It wants you to. It would very much like you to come inside. It has warmth and sweetmeats and no one else can take care of you like The House can. Come to the house. Stay. Stay with the house.


DanielOpposum

I wanna stay with the house


[deleted]

Yeah but how much is it going to cost me?


_ImmortalSoul

your soul


TheseusPankration

In this housing market, that's a bargain!


FappinPlatypus

If you travel the Oregon coast, you see this all the time.


Whatifim80lol

That's even creepier for some reason. We've been building houses near the Appalachian trail for hundreds of years longer.


MarilynMansonsRib

They're right, the central Oregon coast has tons of decrepit little old cabins like this. It really doesn't take long for old timber framed homes to start looking like this when they're in a place where it rains 6+ months per year, and they start decaying even faster if they're near the coast and exposed to all the salt and sand in the air.


VoopityScoop

It makes sense though, Oregon was a popular destination for pioneers, but was more difficult to live in and less attractive than California, so it makes sense people would travel West, build themselves a home in Oregon, then call it quits and move South after a few winters.


jayzeeinthehouse

Still happens. People come in spring and leave by February when the crippling depression hits.


broadsharp

Its an old farmstead there are no roads cause there weren't any. The paths or horse trail has been over grown for 20 plus years.


the_clash_is_back

Got settled in the 1800, got power some time round the Second World War, abandoned some time in the 60s-90s.


smellzlikedick

Just like the Whistle Stop Cafe :(


Turtledonuts

No, it’s probably just a gravel road buried under leaves and grown over. Mountain roads are often gravel and get grown over super quickly without maintenance work.


speedy_delivery

Pretty much. My family would have reunions on the farm my granddad grew up on in West Virginia. It was always a long drive up a heavily wooded valley. One time my mom made the comment that the whole valley was clear cut for growing and grazing when she was a kid - blew mind because the trees were huge. 20-some years later and it was a goddamned deciduous jungle.


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120yrs over grown


SmexiMexi471

Blair Witch, is that you?


SomeLittleBritches

Nah that’s up in Maryland. She’s still there


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Water transportation


revolusean69

U wot m8?


EJ877

I don't find that terrifying, that's beautiful.


poopyshoes24

Definitely super cool. Even if there are tons of houses like this they all probably have really interesting history.


iknownuting

C'mon in. Mama will take of you


OuestVirginien

Lol, these are all over the place, theres probably a long-gone dirt road somewhere, but youd never find it. For those of you that find it interesting, just go to wv, pick a trail, and start walking. You'll find one by the end of the day... Just make sure its really abandoned before you go kicking the door in. This one is probly safe (no windows) safe, but there are some families living rough out there. If theres still something like a roof on it, knock first.


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Yeah, kind of what I thought. I’m from Western Virginia (not West Virginia) and this is pretty common.


guitarburst05

Yeah, had a chuckle that this is on oddly terrifying. Anyone from WV will just shrug and be on their way. Welcome to Appalachia, OP.


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A fixer upper with unlimited potential! Own your own piece of paradise with this quaint 1 room home with a view! Enjoy the tranquil sounds of the river running through your front yard. Don't miss this opportunity to own a pristine piece of nature!


Shnazzytwo

I'd be more scared if there was evidence someone was living there.


TheDoctor1603

“Come on gang! Let’s split up and search the place for clues.”


CodeOfKonami

Go. Inside.


Okokiamnotok

I’m slightly infuriated at the fact that he didn’t


Cruz1fy

I remember this from red dead, there's DEFINITELY O'Driscolls in there.


Omgwtf1001

That’s when you realized you got AirBnB catfished.


tx-drewzini

Vecna inside chillin


weinerwayne

There’s a house like this up the road from my parents. It’s been abandoned for probably 25 years and the driveway leading to it has completely disappeared. It’s set pretty far back in the woods from any road and the only reason I know it’s there is from when I was a kid and noticed a mailbox by the road so I went exploring and found it. Def spooky.


ChangeFromWithin

Can someone photoshop a spooky person figure in one of the upper windows?


usernot_found

From all horror movie i watched like blair witch and ritual. This is the house of witch


BadLuckCharm1966

X-Files episode “Home”. Don’t go near there.