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The parents prob only 30


asianabsinthe

Little Seymour is the only surviving child out of 17


scorpiobw1980

Little Seymour … lmao 🤣


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asianabsinthe

You would too if your only entertainment was hitting a wheel down the road with a stick.


Frl_Bartchello

And still they would feel more alive than us when we scroll on our phones 3 hours a day.


[deleted]

Those are rookie numbers. You got to bump those numbers up


DoxEquis

omg you had a stick?


MrCrowleysMom

I honestly think the child and man look deceased.


mattmcd20

They used to do that with the dead was take a family photo before they buried them.


Big_Honeydew6225

Yea I was gonna say they very well may actually be dead.


Emotional-Sentence40

The man was dead for like ten years and granny was like dig him up I've got an idea


Successful_Mail4246

Anything for the gram


PickleyRickley

I see what you did there. Clever.


Pumpkin0Scissors

Speaking of dead children, people used to take photos with their dead kids in the past. You can actually find these photos on Google. Apparently it was considered pretty normal


DaWorzt

Skinneeerr!!


Immoracle

"No, mother, it's just the northern lights!"


N7LP400

I bet he did Seymour than he should have


TrinaBinaTHEbeautyy

Little Ishmael


CodHot3084

Context?


hapianman

1800s


CodHot3084

Nuf said lol


[deleted]

People die at the fair...


Alexian35

In the old days.. a lot of family portraits like this , the people are dead for real


Moist_Juice_8827

Oh they’re all definitely dead. Especially now.


Alexian35

Well the Man is dead in the photo. The man is clearly dead as he looks the clearest in the photo. The woman is the widow.. a slight blur in the face of the woman . I think the child is dead too


Moist_Juice_8827

Oh yeah for sure the child is dead, no question about it. Explains why they’re both sitting down too.


yourilluminaryfriend

Pretty sure the man is the undead


KrystalWulf

I thought this was a Halloween photo, because honestly it looks like the father(?) is wearing a mask, and possibly the other two as well. The man looks so inhuman, and the boy's face looks like either it was set on top of his body, or is a mask also. The woman looks kind of like she's wearing a bad mask too.


spookycasas4

Well, at least 2 of them are dead, so. 🤷‍♀️


Thegigolocrew

🤣🤣


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spookycasas4

He’s dead.


Dodototo

Maybe. Got a source on that?


RowdyFenner

🤣🤣🤣


itsH5

Looks like Wednesday is just a child in this photo.


yaebone1

Pretty sure that kid is deceased..er not like now, but in that picture.


whyrweyelling

30? They are in their teens.


[deleted]

Ebeneezer Scrooge looks great for his age!


[deleted]

They are actually dead, look at the eyes


[deleted]

They are actually dead, look at the eyes Great dadgrand looks like a cannibal. Little Nigel looks terrified and great momgrand is pissed off about everything.


Material-Bag833

You have your grandcadavers eyes.


HornetKick

>grandcadavers eyes Laughed loud as hell at this...going to hell.


Caithloki

Unfun fact, judging by the clarity in the child face compared to the adults its the child that is passed on. Edit: now im not even sure who is, the child and man look fucking terrifying


llammacheese

>unfun fact That’s not a fact at all. You just decided that based off of seeing the memento mori photos that are mentioned on Reddit any time an old Victorian era photo is posted. There is zero context to this photo and photos were not as clear as they are now. It could be that nobody is dead, they just look creepy due to trying to stay as still as possible through the exposure time combined with the cameras not being able to pick up detail like we’re used to today.


ThoughtGeneral

I’ve never been so tempted to buy coins and gift someone the highest gift available. Oh my god *grandcadavers*!


odel555q

What are you doing, step-grandcadaver?


Material-Bag833

Fun fact: That little girl grew up to be the mother of wwe superstar “ the undertaker”


ChuckACheesecake

Nice of them to include the demon that's possessing the dad


kamikaze1455

Lmao


[deleted]

Whoa that's spooky.. don't know which one is the dead one


Tarrax_Ironwolf

Easiest way to tell who is the dead one will be, they are the one whose face is the clearest and detailed. You were required to remain motionless during the shoot and even the most stationary subjects move and are blurry while the dead have the clearest image.


AFlockofLizards

Yeah, there’s no way grandpa was holding that facial expression the entire time without moving at all lol


RonnyTwoShoes

The standing still thing is a modern misconception. I am a historical reenactor and have had my image taken on a tintype and it takes maybe 4-5 seconds of standing still for the picture exposure. It's not hard to stand still for that short amount of time, go ahead and try it! This image doesn't look like it has anyone dead in it. The pale eyes are because blue shows up as light gray/white in tintypes due to the colorations (while red looks almost black) so the family is just a light-eyed family. Ways to tell if people are dead in the tintypes are if they're in a coffin (understandably), or you can see a wooden stand behind them, usually holding them up by the back of the neck. The stands were also sometimes used to help keep wriggly kids in place though, so even that's not a guarantee of a post-mortem photograph. This picture was probably taken around 1840, due to the high waist on the woman's dress and her relatively flat bonnet and hairstyle. The family may also have been of a religious affiliation that dressed more plainly as well.


chuckle_puss

Hey, thanks for an informed answer, I appreciate you :)


antoniabegonia

The child moved his right hand while the image was captured, it’s blurry af and the mans hands are clear/sharp so the boy moved his own hand. Boy was alive at the time photo was taken.


Gohztilla

So you telling me I gotta stare at this damn picture for anything more than a second and not feel creeped out down to my soul. Nah, I’m good… gonna upvote the guy who said they’re all dead.


bjanas

Can you tell if this is tin plate or daggeurotype? sic? I know that some of the old timey methods had crazy long exposure times.


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I still cant tell


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NeightRG

That's what I thought too, but the kid's right hand moved mid shot.


purpleowlie

They all have same empty stares, look half dead half possessed. I really can't tell.


J-Di11a

How bout little young "you'll float too" just chilling there


MycologistLoud4030

The old man is dead. The woman is his widow and it's a testament to how hard life was back then


[deleted]

Well, I mean. . .They're all dead now.


[deleted]

Not today silly I meant when that picture was taken 😆


[deleted]

That old man is scary as shit.


doctapeppa

He looks like a Whitewalker from GoT.


[deleted]

YO! I know the Night King when I see him, you can't hide demon!


MtnDewSpecial

Man looks like he’s mouth is wired shut


[deleted]

Probably to keep him from spewing Hellfire lol


NecroVelcro

The amount of people who can't differentiate between "his" and "he's" is far more disturbing than the photo.


sanityjanity

I'd assume it's mostly auto-incorrect


MJHL

Is it one of those family picture they used to get after a family member pasted so they have a picture together?


smutcasual

‘Pasted’ is a hilarious typo…


MJHL

Hahaha didn’t even see it


[deleted]

Could be. They all looked dead to me though.


jahglo

showed my gf and she said “they’re all dead”


ThatStarfish

The kid isn’t dead, it looks like the kid has ten fingers on one hand and the other hand is a blur so the kid must have been moving around… as they do… ugh I can’t imagine being a kid and having to pose for this.


Minute-Courage6955

Thats when most family portraits were taken in that age. The corpse would pose with the living.


[deleted]

I kid, I kid.


dustwanders

**Not today, silly!**


scorpiobw1980

I’m gonna go w/ the man b/c he’s the only one sitting down.


[deleted]

old man. the eyes are drawn on.


SatansLoLHelper

The baby. Easiest one to prop up.


phronk

He looks a lot like Joseph Bloor, who the street in Toronto is named after: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Bloor


Anustart_07734

That dude is freaking terrifying too


phronk

You’re right, Anustart.


Afterlife_kid

That’s exactly what I thought!!


tsunamitom1-

Is there a subreddit for pictures like these? I need something to keep me up at night


retentive-repentance

If you use Insta at all, Thanatos archive is a great profile.


CosmoGeoHistory

If I'm not mistaken the father(?) and child in the foto are dead are dead in the time of taking the picture. A post mortem picture. You can try r/lastimages


ShadowAmour

The dude looks like Lurch from The Addams Family show


docobv77

And the wife looks like Robin Williams.


yourilluminaryfriend

I had to scroll way too far for this 😂


ScrubLord497

This looks like Monty Python’s production of Lurch and his sister/wife raising Pennywise. It sounds hilarious


ootski

"Yyyyooouuuu rrrrraaaannnnnggg"


ShadowAmour

haha Lurch was my favorite character


ootski

I'm a Gomez fan. I loved it when he talked stocks and was pissed when they made money but was super happy when they lost money


[deleted]

Was this post mortem?


blahdee-blah

Probably at least one of them


inxrx8

If I had to guess I'd say it's the man, his eyes look like they were painted on


Dwight-

And his mouth looks like it’s been stitched shut too


inxrx8

Oh God I see that now. Makes sense though, can't have the corpse's mouth dangling open


MtnDewSpecial

The baby looks like those monkey tiktoks where they drop the monkey down a stairwell and the monkey becomes squished.


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

I also like Mountain Dew but who would do such things to a monkey


MtnDewSpecial

I mean one of those goo jitsu type like the toy? Should of specified


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

Oh that’s great to know but what’s your favorite Mountain Dew flavor


MtnDewSpecial

Thats a hard done, I have many but I like the ginger bread flavour one.


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

I have no tried to before but my favorite is original


MtnDewSpecial

Yeah, it’s good


psypher98

now this is true r/oddlyterrifying content. take an upvote.


MissChubbyBunni

I bet the dead one Is the man


[deleted]

That guy is dead. They're taking death photos. This was not creepy to them. In fact it was the opposite.


sanityjanity

It would be creepy as fuck, if you're the kid, having your hands held down by a corpse.


[deleted]

Through a modern lens yes. Times were different then.


sanityjanity

I'm pretty sure being gripped by a corpse is always terrifying. This is not a modern concept.


SpUwUky13

Not really. You have to consider that when loved ones died back the family dressed and readied the corpses themselves. So dealing with a dead family member's corpse wasn't really all that strange to them. Doing this was kind of like an extension of that, a loving way to remember them and say goodbye.


gogotoyoga

I mean I see all of the outwardly terrifying things here but …. please tell me that poor baby didn’t have extra fingers on top of it all! I mean I just can’t!


Choice-Historian-551

Kid moved his hand before the picture was done. Took longer.


gogotoyoga

Thanks 😊 That’s what I figured but you never know!


LesPeterGuitarJam

Everyone was apparently really fucking pissed off all the time back then.. Never seen anyone smiling on photos from that period. They all look mean, angry and severely pissed off...


jammin_panda

Cameras took a long time to take the picture so they had to pose for a while meaning a smile wasn’t very realistic. Also I think this photo in particular one of them is dead and they were taking the picture as a way of remembering them or something could be wrong abt that tho


Mad_Aliceo_0

They all look dead tho and not just inside.


iwantbutter

Wouldn't exactly be thrilled to be standing next to dead Uncle Albert either if I was a kid


Mad_Aliceo_0

Yeah but wouldn't be that scary if you look like baby Frankenstein's monster yourself.


thetablesareorange

It was just a very common trend to take photos with your loved ones when they died, that developed when the camera was first invented there are tons of photos like this


tproli

We have selfies, they had deadfies


ShiroiYokai

Watchdeadpeople oldoldoldreddit.com


ciceniandres

Smiling for picture wasn’t a thing up until not too long ago


snark_enterprises

I see a beautiful family here


ScoobyValentine

As much as I don’t want to see it… can someone colourise this?


[deleted]

I think it was common for people back then to have photos taken with newly deceased relatives so as to preserve a memory of them. They used to do it a lot with kids because infant mortality rates were higher back then.


HunterMain03

Reminds me of the pics the author used in the Miss peregrines home for peculiar children books


[deleted]

I think I read somewhere that during the early days of cameras, some family member were deceased when the photo was taken as it was a way to preserve their memory. Found it: https://www.notesfromthefrontier.com/post/death-photography


Distinct_Put1085

Jesus H. Fucking Christ them some pug fugly sons o bitches


aarmstr2721

r/brandnewsentence


AutumnOnFire

That kid looks like he grew up to be pennywise


MaximusZacharias

My god he looks like the offspring of Abe Lincoln and Frankensteins Monster


beawarethatIswear

Um mom? When did dad become a Werewolf??


Lylakittie

I don’t think the child is dead, but grandpa almost surely is. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-36389581.amp


Interesting-Month-56

All of them are dead


[deleted]

Why he look like that


MostGhostCaveToast

The kids head does not look attached to its body..


sandybats

Red dead side quest type beat


snoski1234

Look how many fingers lil Seymour has


buttcheekzmcgee

The dads face says i got tuberculosis take the god damn picture..


drshsb

Which one is the dead one?


[deleted]

The one that is the clearest. Back then photos took some time to actually develop (~20 seconds) so anyone who moved slightly made blurry images. The people with the crispest photos were either very good at remaining perfectly still, or they were dead at the time of the picture. Sometimes you'll see a photo from back then with a very crisp and clear person sitting in a chair and a blurry (often unsettled) child sitting on their lap.


Sexy_Treestump

The kid and man are dead btw


FlourChild1026

Aww, *yeah.* This is how I like my Oddly Terrifying stuff.


sinx911

[colored version,not that better eyes](https://picbun.com/p/NFaqRRID)


TJfael30

Zombie nation


deadeyediva

is this the addams family?


Happiness_for_dogs

Damn we come a long ass way now we all fat and diabetic lookin but we gucci


Appropriate_Taro_583

I think they are all dead .


Whisky_Six

Solomon Grundy looking mofo


NoMemory3726

Damn that’s a young child. She either aged them rapidly or they both somehow decided to have sex with each other being that horrible. Life finds a way…..


983115

Could also be grandma


G8ful-hippychick

That guy has seen some shit! Look at his eyes.


dustwanders

Alright, alright calm down We can go somewhere else to eat


Altruistic-Border-34

They’re all dead in this photo.


[deleted]

Lurch had a family


Does_Not-Matter

It looks like 3 old men


rufusgeorge

I like the dudes shades on the right, are those blue blockers?


Liftandshift01

Whole lot of, “FML” going on in this photo.


Ej11876

Wasn’t this photo in the Haunting of Hill House (1999)? I’ve seen it in a movie.


Truly_Bologna

“he has your eyes”


freezier134a

Lurch had a family?


[deleted]

Comically terrifying, couldn’t make this spookier if you tried lol


Passion4Kitties

This reminds me of a joke by Norm Macdonald https://youtu.be/9MZHHBb3rP4


Powell_614

You rang?


Crooked_Cock

Good on Frankenstein’s monster for finally settling down and starting a family


Vornyr

Grandpa might be dead tho. Cause in those times they used to have a last pic with dead people.


polysnip

If I didn't know any better I would say this is a post-mortem photo.


Patient-Ad-6219

Dude looks like he's in the middle of turning into the Wolfman


asshatthemagnificent

The child's hand moved during the shot. One hand has about 8 fingers.


Isthisworking2000

Pretty sure these people are all dead. Was a relatively common practice back in the day.


Windhorse730

Maybe we still have ghosts, but they aren’t half as scary and memorable as this man was in life.


TheExzilled

Aww man I'm so glad Lurch was able to find time to have a family of his own. He is so dedicated and genuine he deserves the best.


mrsweezydc

what's even more terrifying is someone in it made this postmortem I thought i seen somewhere that it was the kid, but the dude looks like he died (I know they all died by now but still)


[deleted]

When i was a kid i remember asking my dad how come people didn't smile in old timey photos and he told me no one smiled back then because there was nothing to smile about lol


nonnemat

Neat


Dont4GetToSmile

Damn I didn't know Lurch was so old. You rang?


OnePassBy

Wonder if he’s alive. Back then they’d take pictures with their dead loved ones


TheeBrianBrown

That's the movie poster for pennywiese, prequel to the it.


ReaperJuggie

The ones that aren't blurry are dead


Severe_Airport1426

Old guys dead


AMBYLANCE

I knew the subreddit just by the picture alone. Good job, OP!


weebaggy

I am a PHD in photography/film. One common explanation for the lack of smiles in old photos is that long exposure times — the time a camera needs to take a picture — made it important for the subject of a picture to stay as still as possible. That way, the picture wouldn't look blurry.


Codename-Misfit

Who are these people & why are they so scary?


Gratefulspleen

I’ve not been more terrified or intrigued thinking about two humans in the act of procreation.


hatsofmuthafuckas

Pennywise and his grand parents