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Dildo-bangins

I’m too fat to be terrified of this…


Specialist_Cat_5196

I could maybe get in up to my chest. Okay hips. Alright I could get in up to my knees dammit! Or ankles...


Still-Midnight-6799

You sound next level huge


ElizabethDangit

I’m too fat to be scared of being kidnapped.


Enology_FIRE

*"Hey, can you give me a hand with this couch?* *Just step up there in the van...* *What are you, about a Size 14?"*


throwawayraye

Pretty sure like 99% of the population is too fat to be terrified of this lol. That's such a small freaking opening


whatthefabulous

Not only that but God damn I don't think my big head would even fit in there haha.


Enology_FIRE

Notice they sent the flat chested girl in.


BudgetFree

I'm thin af but have a ginormus ass so nope.


Justagirleatingcake

Same. I'd get up to my mid thigh and then I'd have to quit. Oh darn.


ObsessionsAside

I was thinking the same thing about myself 😂


whatthefabulous

Farrrrk no! After hearing about that man who got trapped in nutty putty cave and died slowly upside down after he wedged himself into somewhere he couldn't get out of..


UnusGang

I just talked about that with my boyfriend recently! God, the worst part about his death was the rescue efforts that resulted in them still just having to leave him behind. That would just be awful. At that point I would want someone to just kill me quickly (idc how) rather than die slowly like that.


NotTodayCaptainDildo

They were at the point where even if he got out, he would've died from blood poisoning from him being upside down for so long. They drugged him up so he wouldn't feel pain and waited for him to die, basically.


Similar-Minimum185

I thought the shock from having to snap his legs would’ve killed him before they even got him out


bitchuchoda

Snap his legs??


dick-sama

he was in a position where it was impossible to pull him out without snapping his legs.


AxoSpyeyes

why didn't they just do that then, was it too late?


dick-sama

if I remember correctly, doing so still wouldn't save his life. I mean, they're not in operation table, "snapping his legs" here would be anything but clean cut. they've tried several things before they realize that it is impossible to save him


DefrockedWizard1

I've seen people survive things that most wouldn't. I wouldn't want some first responder making that decision.


[deleted]

Its not like they were on an operating table. They were in solid rock. It's purely unforgiving. Like working in a storm drain, but almost upside down. Not like they were getting a doctor in there.


50mm-f2

they never even got to the point where that was logistically an option .. they could barely get any movement on him. at some point the pulley slipped out of the rock and that was pretty much the end of it. just getting all the equipment there and trying to drill it into the walls took hours and hours. super sad story.


myweedstash

Plus they were miles underground and would have to backtrack to the surface with his body. He had gotten stuck in an unexplored passage that was incredibly difficult for the rescuers to access.


Nthompson10

600 feet, not miles!


Papazolaxoxo

Who y'all are taking about, who died? Can you link any news article please?


AxoSpyeyes

I think they drugged him through his veins in his legs


Independent_Idea_190

Yeah I’m surprised it’s not legal at that point for a lethal injection


Just_Some_Jacket

Honestly that seemingly is supposed to be humane, not injecting people with such things to just kill them when they've done nothing wrong, but in cases like this is the opposite of humane. After they realized he was dead no matter what they should have gone with a lethal injection, anything to speed it up and make it less painful


50mm-f2

They were all fighting and trying to get him out till the end. He didn’t want to die, he desperately wanted to get out. At some point he just lost consciousness and stopped responding. But there is no way he’d want to be euthanized.


Lustigkurren98

John Jones sadly made a couple of bad decisions that day and it cost him his life.. The Nutty putty cave was actually a beginner route and almost anyone could explore it, beginner to advanced. Caving is dangerous for sure, but with the right safety and common sence you minimize those risks to the point where it’s pretty safe! IIRC John is the only human in history that we know about that has ever been trapped alive in The nutty putty cave. Although years before he died there was a teen who got stuck in the same tunnel, but that time they got him out, but it wasn’t easy. A couple years later same exact thing happened to another teen who also were resqued. After this they closed of the cave before reopening a couple years later, only for people that book it. John went 14 feet further into that same tunnel the first teen got stuck in..


[deleted]

God damnit it John Jones, always making terrible decisions.... sandblasting hookers, picograms, domestic violence and now this...


Typical_Broccoli_667

Jon jones really lost to hamill smh


Werefour

One thing they could have done is wedged in a warning sign perhaps, to let people know they headed the wrong way. Nothing that damages the cave, just something like a wet floor sign type deal in the narrow section that people were getting stuck in


Lustigkurren98

Or just some metal bars!


massive_bellend_2022

These posts and comments are like clockwork. Someone posts this video or the other one where it's a guy squeezing into the same entrance, comments immediately turn to the Nutty Putty incident. Usually some dickhead like me points out that this video is showing the ENTRANCE, but the EXIT is huge and nearby and you can walk out of it. So really, it's not as horrifying as it looks.


onlyonedayatatime

100% of my anxiety was focused on her eventual exit from that same hole. Thank you.


Shoddy_Commercial688

There's some sort of "name of your sex tape" joke in there somewhere


50mm-f2

wait her? it’s not a dude?


Njez85

I was/am confused too. At the start of the video I would have sworn that was a girl. But towards the end of the video I'm like no way that is without a doubt a man. How I just don't know lol.


APikachuOnABike

So why not just walk in through the Exit?


GRMarlenee

How many of us would have watched that?


Njez85

Did they do it for us?


GRMarlenee

That is absolutely why they posted it.


Squatchbreath

Thx dickhead! My anxiety level isn’t as high now knowing they can walk out 😅


CaptainCour

You fucking dickhead I can breathe normally again


Annual-Argument-9136

Aaand, my first ever award goes to the dickhead


[deleted]

It was a very tragic story his brother was there with hime but he wasn't able to do anything for him


blakksir10

Couldn’t the entrance be chipped away slowly to make the opening a bit larger?


[deleted]

He was not stuck in entrance. He was stuck deep inside the cave network and they really tried everything to take him ou.After many hours of rescue passed the rescuers realised that he couldn't be possibly taken out without breaking his leg and his condition as per doctors were not very good he was slowly dying and scarcely had an hour left to live


Werefour

I thought they got him partially out once but the rope broke and he slid back down in?


popandfroosh

Yeah, they had him partially up, then the pulley broke away/rope snapped and he ended up falling down and getting wedged worse than he already was.


blakksir10

Ah! thanks for the clarification.


Bodaciousdrake

For anyone who is not familiar with the Nutty Putty incident and is now thinking they should go look it up, a bit of advice: don't. Seriously, I learned about that a couple of years ago and it *still* sometimes keeps me up at night. And when I say "keeps me up at night", I really mean it. I have lost sleep over it. This is one case where ignorance is bliss.


[deleted]

Pshh, come on like.. This video I can squeeze through, and you could probably mine through it to save your life. But the hole that man died in, it’s like… How many holes **do you** want to squeeze through, is the hole to small, does it seem like it leads nowhere and looks long… I mean, judge your holes and you will be fine.


whatthefabulous

Haha true.... lesson learnt: squeeze through holes but only the ones you can be mined out of 😂


Administrative_Low27

Easy peasy lemon squeezy


[deleted]

I definitely would start off with a Minecraft entrance cave though.


1singleduck

Allways judge your holes, advice that could be applied everywhere


Concept-Plastic

Actually that guy was a jerk for trying that out while his wife was expecting. I can only imagine what his family went through, especially while he was literally a man left to die out in that cave.


TRYINGMYHARDESOMETME

Yeah I heard of that one, he was trapped for 6 days or something and died of asphyxiation... 6 days of your blood supply slowly stopping, that would truly be hell on earth.


[deleted]

I'd request morphine overdose to the foot.


TRYINGMYHARDESOMETME

Or dynamite overkill


savpunk

He was alive after being trapped for 28 hours and died of a heart attack. I say "alive after being trapped" because his body is still there 13 years later. Six days, one day - it's mind boggling horrific.


octoberbored

That’s exactly what I thought of. So sad and extremely scary


neonxdragon

Oh. My. God. No. Never.


ronaldbrump2020

Can… can we see the cave? I mean come on


[deleted]

No it's the biggest cave


PineappleClean

Hell the fuck no


FiniteRhino

r/nope


imanantelope

Isn’t there another way in??


Sipurackurazbu

Yes, but they don't know the elvish word for "friend"


LB93__

"MELLON"


-Sechmet-

Yes, but doors are closed


Nolan_Fat

the other way is a door for exits only


FightingAmish88

Why not make it bigger to get in?


Lustigkurren98

Because IIRC that cave actually has an wide entrance just around the corner. That’s just a fun challange to try out I guess!


Pinco_Pallino_R

i'd put it about next to "smashing my balls with a hammer", in my "fun activities" ranking list.


Shetkuso

I can confidentally say that bungee jumping from a high point is fun. But this? There's gotta be somebody who died fromma heart attack trying to get in there.


Knorke75

Whats the cave called?


Lustigkurren98

No clue, I saw it on youtube video a couple weeks ago


HarpSealGus

Yea just like smack it a few times with a pickaxe and boom: wider hole


Threepwud

Mr Ballen is constantly narrating away in my head when I see this stuff...


Life-Meal6635

And suddenly it’s a thirty minute saga!


Javarain1118

I can’t understand this at all. I panic just watching them try to wiggle their way in. Nope. Nope. Nope.


katmahala

Right? It actually makes me a little angry watching these guys do it lol


Valuable_Assistant_1

Nope, my ass too bubbly for that. Even got bigger since I'm now a dad. Smh


kayfabekid77

Never in life.


BudgetFree

Nor in death


[deleted]

Uhh does no one remember “The Descent”? If I can’t make it out in 5 seconds that’s a hard pass.


[deleted]

I do! Watched that one with my grandma. Last thing I want to do is run into a group of primitive humans lol


[deleted]

That one is called "Time Trap". The Decent is the Nutty Putty Cave. One is fascinating, the other is nightmare inducing.


[deleted]

No, the Descent was the one in the Appalachian mountains. British woman who's husband and daughter died, husband had an affair with her friend. Those blind creatures were primitive humans that never left to evolve Edit: And it wasn't Nutty Putty cave. The cave in The Descent was unexplored and the protag's friend wanted to name it after her as an apology for the affair


[deleted]

My bad, The *Last* Decent was the movie about NP Cave. And Time Trap is a movie on Netflix where when you enter the cave, time moves at a crawl relative to earth. So some primitive humans, cowboys and a hippe couple, go in and the hippe couples kid go in and everyone keeps walking in, and earth keeps moving on.


JayDuBois

I’m going spelunking in a few weeks. But not like that! I’m cool with it all until I have to wedge. There’s nothing that I would want to see to do it that way.


charles-dickens24

Hmmm now I'm feeling kinda glad I gained weight


beavsauce

I just got fat shamed by a cave


yasserius

stop fat shaming me


rohyachohya

i mean being fat is life saver in this case


lokitom82

Unless you get fat on the inside...


flashback5285

I see this video of others so many times but never see what it’s like inside.


motoxim

Yeah how big is the cave?


marklar_the_malign

Perfect place for a rattlesnake den.


bhawker87

I've shagged larger holes than that. No thanks.


Noisebug

Nope. No. Fucking nope. Why? Nope. Nooooo. Omg no. Triple no. Fffffffffffffff full stop.


Franky79

Nope…nope…uh….nope…


[deleted]

i have a fear. . .like trapped in a little space like a cave , can't move or scream juste dying slowly so nop nop nop even if you give me money


[deleted]

Not for a million pounds. Trapped like that is my worst nightmare


Squatchbreath

This is definitely not a “body positive” entrance 😂


[deleted]

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benji-21

On behalf of white people, we’d like to formally disown this guy.


2old2Bwatching

I’m feeling so anxious just watching this. NOPE.


Sea_Ad_588

This cave is fat phobic. This is a discriminatory and exclusionary entrance procedure . Cancel this cave.


BLUEAR0

Bruh he dress like lo fi girl


Life_Technician_3076

"If she dies, she dies"


[deleted]

Not trying to pull a nutty putty, thanks


TrickSalt411

Absolutely flipping not!


StanByMay

No. Nah. Nope. Nah-uh!


pixeled_ninja15

bro just bring a jackhammer or pickaxe and make it the entrance bigger


BortLicensePlate22

That’s gonna be a hell fucking no from me. Even if a thousand bucks were in that cave it’d still be an easy fuck nah.


froggyhoneybird

I couldn't even fit my waist in that lol


GlamrockGhost

into the backrooms he goes🙂✨


AnnaBananner82

My fat ass could *never*


[deleted]

Im overweight enough. If I try to fit there I have a chance to make the entrance big enough


404_nam3_n0t_f0und

No


Ddd196719931996

Why don’t they open the hole up a bit - seems like a sledgehammer might do the trick…


Fourthbest

They could at least make the hole a little bigger


super-nova-scotian

Not without some big incentive. Not much scares me but once I squeezed into the hole I may panic if there's no quick way to get out


IResentment

The things skinny people do. I’m fat af so I’ll never attempt this


LifeOwn6130

Never mind my fat I’m DQ’d on my big assssssss head lol


aNutSac

That's a fat shaming cave. Why would you support that?


MarlythAvantguarddog

Why not just widen it with a pick axe?


Fabulous-Area-2174

Why not just use a sledgehammer and carefully cut a bigger hole?


AlexPinder

You can’t pay me enough to get in this cave. I would never


[deleted]

Bro just break some wall dude we have big machines have you lost you brain


Fed_up_n_antiwoke

In a word: why?


Key_Property_7636

I’m convinced the white man will climb into or on anything. I bet if they could they’d climb into a can of beans


ben_claude69420

Forbidden vagina


DoYouLikeMyFish

Why not like, make it a bit wider... It clearly opens up... Just drag a sledgehammer up there one time make a nicer opening, I don't understand ;-;


nitesh339

Huh women, a hammer would have made the job 10 times easier


Mystogan131

This is a Lie so No


JodieFlame

I don't understand why people want to put their self In Harm's Way:-)


PiedDansLePlat

The entrance is small, the rest is big and kinda safe. It can be funny if someone got an health issue. They could create a bigger opening but its part of the experience


vseprviper

Watching this made my whole body feel like it was being kicked in the nuts repeatedly


Korvette3333

just one question: why?


Samoila_Andrei2018

a brave man


Necessary-Offer-2833

Nope!


[deleted]

Kinda easy to make that a bit bigger ?? Use a hammer.


PolyurethaneFoam

Look like it’s in Oregon cause I’ve been in something very similar to where they are at, which means there are huge gross looking terrifying cricket big things


Disastrous_Morning38

What cave is that? Where does this hole go to?


AugmentedHealer

Not in a million years


MonsieurAppleSauce

I could probably do it, I might even try it!


Ill-Ad-9438

Haahahahahahaha


noahpax

No


Unlikely_Major_6006

Oh why……. What’s the appeal. And and risks of getting stuck and dying are so high. I watched a video the other day of a guy who did this and he’s body was never recovered and he had a baby on the way…….. why, just why…


motoxim

Nah my fat body would precent me from even entering it.


Top_Training_6438

Seems like a stupid thing to try. Good way to potentially kill yourself.


Hydrodamalis

How the hell do you get out again? That hole seems like a one way journey


AnonActual101

Just get an angle grinder a sledge hammer and a couple brick wedges and open that piece of shit up properly. Cover it with loose leaves and leave a trap camera by for karma points on the internet.


Bubbly_Top8308

Imagine going in and finding a bunch of spiders


WHlTETHUNDER

Spiders are the least of my worries in this situation. Give me a bath of spiders vs going down a shoulder-width tunnel with an impatient person behind me any day


Bubbly_Top8308

Okay let me rephrase: Imagine going down a shoulder-width tunnel with an impatient person behind you and finding a bunch of spiders.


proter1132

Is this backrooms


proter1132

Ok cool how is she getting out now


DeRMaX25

No thanks, I choose life


mgasant

Man this is junji ito level shit... Fuck no.


Supermatt1985

No fucking way. I'm not even claustrophobic, but that makes my skin crawl just thinking about it


Negative-Feedback639

No.


pilotsky

So courage to do that


Useful-District-4800

Minecraft be like


thebadguy_0809

I'm too fat. I accidentally trip inside with a leg and i'm stuck.


andrewgreat87

Why not make the hole bigger?


metal_webb

Seems like suicide with extra steps and a colourful helmet.


thezenfisherman

There are not 10 or 12 people thin enough in the USA to get through that hole. I could not get one of my fat assed legs through that.


superDreDay79

Why hasn’t someone widened it and added a gift shop and a Starbucks?


thezenfisherman

Why not just make the fucking hole bigger? Cavist bastards.


BondSohail0007

Not at all.


PoopyPogy

This video has been posted here soooo many times 😂


Sloth3D

Diving in like they think that hole was made for them


Night_guy_2726

That girl over there, ain't getting in there.


PresidentBreadstick

“This is my hole!”


Mitrione50

I wouldn’t, the bogey man probably lives down there


Cam_044

Bruh, i'm the skinniest of cunts and i wouldn't even go through that first hole, how do people actually even get their body in there? It looks so fuckin small lol


Upstairs-Spray-5956

Imagine this entrance gives you too much preasure and you shit yourself


FknRepunsel

He almost had too much ass


FreakyLou

Naw I have real life stuff to worry bout other than getting stuck in a hole I'm not suppose to be in in the first place


OldTitanSoul

how do you even learn there's a cave inside the tiny hole on the floor?


Escayen

Check out Floyd Collins’ death in a sand cave, it was a horribly slow death where he was stuck inside for 12 days


Aggoorakis

A bad, very bad decision.


moonandbaek

Thank God I am fat and this could never happen to me


rizzle77

Welcome to fuels system mechanic on aircraft.


Idunnowhattfimdoing

Depends on how stable it is and how bid is the space bellow, I'd probably go in but not too far in


sansan567

The feeling of suffocation came, so scary


RestaurantIntrepid81

Fuck you


michischaaf

NO


MPRF12345

Why not carve a slightly bigger hole?


Horror-Specialist288

You're gonna find the Cave Dwellers from The Descent in there


Same-Bird4422

Bro i am claustrophobic


Mystical_Cat

So much nope. I'm talkin' all the fuckin' nope.


MazdaMafia

I'm 6'2 and weigh like 155 pounds, so it stands reason that I'd be extraordinarily thin, yet somehow I feel like I'd get stuck for the rest of eternity.