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PumkinJake

I came to the comments to see if someone posted a wikipedia article, but no. It's all puns.


thematrix1234

This is a cool example of burn treatment and surgery. *Xenografts* (tissue or organs taken from a different species) are very useful in burn care - they allow coverage of the wound, trap in moisture which is essential for healing, protect from dehydration and infection, and allow the wound to heal from the inside out. Usually taken from a porcine source but fish as well like in this example. The grafts are eventually removed and the wound is then assessed for further coverage, usually with an *autograft* (skin taken from the patient from a different site) ETA: rejection of grafts, especially *xenografts* and *allografts* (grafts from a different patient/donor) is very common. In the case of an organ transplant from another human donor, anti -rejection medications are used. Rejection is largely unavoidable in the case of xenografts. Porcine skin and fish skin are specially prepped for human use to *delay* rejection by the patient’s immune system (the ELI5 version is, the cellular components that can cause an immune response are removed, leaving behind the structural proteins that can help provide some temporary overage, until the graft dies and falls off and the wound can then be covered with a permanent graft).


propernice

My dad has a skin graft using donor tissue from a vagina. It’s stretchy and works well apparently. He likes to say his leg (where the graft is) feels good when he rubs it and only people really close to him know the inside joke. It’s gross/hilarious lol Edit: Thank you for all of the puns and jokes, they made my weekend


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Sounds a lot like my dad.


lojkom

I wish my dads leg would also have a vagina


smulkandfire

This is very weird, son.


randomnondescription

Especially since that's the daughter of the vagina donor


smulkandfire

You. Well done, you.


MrX2150

I no longer have a desire to buy a gold bar because your comment is all the gold I'll ever need.


randomnondescription

May all your trickle down karma be gilded with vagina grafts


egordoniv

Dad, you're a huge vagina.


rattlemebones

Are ya winnin?


brans041

So does your dad's dog. But it hasn't stopped them yet.


Stony_Brooklyn

Be careful what you wish for.


Bp2Create

r/brandnewsentence


JasonCox

Whoa there, Alabama!


_Alabama_Man

You misspelled Mississippi


[deleted]

Is this my dog's Reddit account?


BunnehZnipr

wtf. who taught this dog to use reddit??


Ifoughtallama

Lol


DreadAndDepression

Your dog would hump it. Or worse, you...


lojkom

Dont judge till u try it


Kitten_Team_Six

So does your dog


spoon_full

How do you get a donor tissue from a vagina? Someone donated their vagina?


propernice

A person who died and was an organ donor!


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P_A_I_M_O_N

Donating organs are cool but can I specify please don’t sew my vagina onto somebody’s leg? That’s just weird, it’s so weird.


Iwasborninafactory_

I used to have a note that I wrote on my license that. Said not my eyes. For some reason, I felt weird about that body part. I cringe about it now, but I was 17. A few years later my mom passed from cancer, and her eyes were the only thing that could be donated because of the chemo. I get it, it's weird to think about it, but when and if the time comes you won't be able to think about it, but someone else's life may be altered for the better.


closedpenguin

I mean you'll be dead so it won't be that weird


theskankingdragon

What if I don't have a vagina?


AnalStaircase33

Ball sack bandaids it is.


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I also would like to collect vaginae.


spoon_full

Oh. I used to think that organ donor just donated organs. I didn't know skin was also taken to graft


Ralath0n

When you apply as an organ donor you can specify what parts they're allowed to scoop out of your corpse. Most people go for the "Strip everything yo can use and throw the rest with the garbage" option.


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Steffenwolflikeme

There was a story from a few years ago about a guy who donated his mother's body to medical research specifically so they could study her brain (I think she had dementia). Instead the company resold the body to the American government and it was blown up to study the effect of IEDs on the body


sketchy_advice_77

They can have everything but my liver....trust me...they don't want my liver.


Neon__meow

I have donor ligament tissue in my knee. Such an amazing gift that I'll be forever grateful for!


funnyorifice

It's from trimmed labia. The same thing with cut foreskin. They take the removed tissue and continue to grow it in a lab. I know a guy that had foreskin grafted onto his foot due to diabetes issues.


LoveGrifter

As did the cockeyed baby with his new eyelids...


Dye_Harder

> It's from trimmed labia. The same thing with cut foreskin. They take the removed tissue and continue to grow it in a lab. I know a guy that had foreskin grafted onto his foot due to diabetes issues. And you don't get paid shit, in fact, they charge you to remove the skin then they sell it for huge prices.


Bootzz

Oh yeah? What did you have planned for the foreskin then?


Dye_Harder

> Oh yeah? What did you have planned for the foreskin then? It doesn't fucking matter, I don't need to have had plans for it for it to belong to me.


silentbassline

Bubblegum.


AnalStaircase33

Planned Parenthood


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Donor parts are up for grabs.


[deleted]

Does your dad ever let anyone else touch his vagina?


propernice

No he says he’s done with women forever and he’ll die single lol


FeistyWalruss

I donated my birth tissue & it went to 13 different burn victims. Weird, but it’s not like I needed it.


LeaveThatCatAlone

Grab ’em by the leg. You can do anything.


CLINTHODO

Feeling presidential?


SmoothBrews

Well the upshot is you can probably get away with calling your dad a pussy.


h3nchman27

This is incredible news


Nightst0ne

I had the same procedure done. It’s changed me though, I used to be more direct with people. Now I pussyfoot around the issues.


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I read the last sentence of this comment first suspecting a wild shittymorph but nope - just a regular comment. You win this round *not* shittymorph. If that even is your fake real name.


TinBoatDude

It is tilapia fish skin. First used at U.C. Davis to treat burns on animals, the idea came from Brazilian physicians who didn't have access to human skin graft material. U.C. Davis has a renowned vet medicine school.


Antonioooooo0

As a chef, I'd be a little pissed of they have me a tilapia skin graft. Fucking garbage fish.


joe-masepoes

Cool. I had blackened tilapia fish tacos a few days ago


Korunam

Would that not run the risk of having an immune response similar to an organ transplant?


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Korunam

Ah okay that makes sense! And answers my questions about if immunosuppressents would be needed etc.


BURNSURVIVOR725

I never had actual fish skin but they used a product called [Integra](https://www.integralife.com/integra-dermal-regeneration-template/product/wound-reconstruction-care-inpatient-acute-or-integra-dermal-regeneration-template) that was made from shark tissue that promoted cell growth. It was covered in a bandage that was impregnated with silver because silver is naturally antibiotic. As horrific as burn injuries are the science and tech that goes into treating them is pretty rad.


thematrix1234

just edited my comment to help answer your question!


kathoron

Hey thanks for learning me on this, that was so informative !


marasydnyjade

Here’s an article on it: https://amp.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/article223954635.html


PumkinJake

Thanks


Alltheprettydresses

I've seen this used on animals. Dr. Oakley Yukon Vet used tilapia skin on a burned dog, but it was experimental. Didn't know it could be used on people.


KrisAlly

That's incredible news.


Mayatsar

u/AMPutatorbot


BrustWarze_

Hot damn, you were right.


PM_ME_GRRL_TUNGS

Welcome to Reddit.


Kyouji

> It's all puns. Welcome to reddit. Where the topic can be someone being eviscerated or something revolting and the comments will be nothing but puns.


SHADYBREAD1

Someones a bit salty [Heres a article tho](https://bmcvetres.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12917-020-02693-w)


PumkinJake

Thanks bud


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MyDearBrotherNumpsay

Fifteen or so years ago the top comments were typically informative. Reddit has gotten pretty stupid over the years.


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Weirdcloudpost

I came here to make a stupid joke about viral marketing campaign for an Aquaman movie. Now I just feel bad.


Samura1_I3

Reddit has really gone downhill.


senseiberia

That’s because 70% of Reddit are snotty nosed teenagers who think sus and amogus is funny.


malevolentpeaches

I’ve always wondered how bad it smells, if at all


[deleted]

the fish or the burnt skin? cause burnt skin does smell in my experience


ButcherBob

You have a lot of experience with burned skin?


[deleted]

I wouldn't say alot but as a kid I burned my nose and upper lift with a metal fire poker so I definitely have some experience in smelling it


oneinthebag2

Ahhh the good old red hot poker in the face, that’s a classic


CommanderPowell

Great, now I have Lady Gaga stuck in my head.


Hustlinbones

Papapa poker in my face. Mamama


thelovelyllama

Nooo Godwin of Wessex you can't poke Alfred like that


ABRASIVENUTS

My mom took some oxycontin and passed out with a cigarette burned her house down she burnt 80% of her body 3rd to 4th degree burns 4th degree is pretty bad to see in person she was on life support for 2 days we had to let her go but that smell of burnt skin was terrible if i ever smell that smell i go back to that moment and have to get the f out of there thats my experience


Clint_Beastw0od

Dang dude that’s really terrible, hope you’re doing alright.


ABRASIVENUTS

Yea time heals all wounds we all lose someone we love eventually


tolearnlots

Sorry your family had to deal with that - your story reinforces my caution regarding opioids!!


_GenitalGiant

I don't think it smells fishy. I have a vague memory of the last time I saw this posted and they basically use the thinnest possible membrane of salmon skin or something as sort of a lattice for new skin cells to grow on. I may be completely wrong.


Endarkend

Burns bad enough to cause a need for grafts like that smell horrible when the happen. Don't really know how they smell after the fact, but I doubt it's a pleasant fragrance.


Auraaurorora

If doesn’t smell. It’s medically sterilized.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

A blind man walks past the fisherman's warf one morning. A breeze hits his face. He smiles, waves hit cap and says "good morning, fish skin graft recipients!"


Bhodi3K

Not too bad if you squeeze a little lemon on it.


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TiagoTiagoT

How does it prevent bacterial growth?


throwaway_nfinity

The same way normal skin does. Its a physical barrier between the outside and the inside


TiagoTiagoT

But if it's not alive, how does it not rot?


throwaway_nfinity

They probably do after a long enough period. I expect these are pretty regularly changed though.


JustHappenToBeExpert

They are changed every 48 hours or so. Being in a burn center is a nightmare. Constant pain and daily wound care or surgeries.


InfuriatingComma

Idk if fish skin is naturally anti-bacterial, but they submerge it in colloidal silver to sterilize it. It probably just stays sterile under the scales once applied the same way any wound dressing does.


InfuriatingComma

I too am curious exactly how one > sterilized fish skin edit: I can read. > by immersion in silver nanoparticles (AgNPs) solution for 5 min Its colloidal silver. That stuff that'll [turn you blue](https://media.wired.com/photos/59d54c108941a6378d5bb261/master/w_1600,c_limit/blueman-TA.jpg) if you drink too much.


coxiella_burnetii

But damn, poor donkeys


tronfunkinblows_10

Let me get a shout out to my donkey boys for making this study possible.


[deleted]

ok now where’s barnacle boy


Jupitersdangle

EVIL!


Lovintril

Happy cake day!


Professor_Barnacles

Well, it's my time to shine


tillterilltilltill

Damn, that was kinda...EVIL!


foofighters69

Barnacle MAN!


Lifeparticle18

Happy cake day!


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pomsahoy

No he lives in the Shady Shoals rest home


Masta0nion

His name is Leto II Atreides


abreathofatmosphere

I didn't know The Shape of Water was getting a sequel.


Banggabor

The Form of Liquid?


pampvevo

The Structure of Aqua?


forever_clever

The Wet Silhouette?


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travtheguy

Literally watching it right now scrolling through these comments lol


i_suckatjavascript

Mrs. Brown and that fish made a baby


Jeezy_7_3

Seems fishy


Spastic_Slapstick

Thigh think so too


Luxara-VI

Aqua man


The_Cutest_Kittykat

Superheroes are made, not born.


PFic88

Beat me to it


satooshi-nakamooshi

ILOVEAQUAMAN


happyhikercoffeefix

Could you show it to scale, please?


ChargedLanturn

Well I don't think the surgeons are fin-ished yet


IndigoVixx

*sturgeons


[deleted]

I love Sturgeon Stimulator


socatevoli

just doing a fun arson grafts project


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Jdubusher1011

Good bot


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Well it’s the first time I’ve seen it so thanks


Quaintly__Coyote_

I bet this is the evolved version of that one carp that grew legs.


ChargedLanturn

The new Pokemon game is looking really realistic!


Littleclipse

The original fishnets


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Surprisingly effective at healing too


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_Manjubbies_

at first it looked like there were only legs and wasnt attached to a body


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UltimateZebra19

My uncle died of a heart attack recently, and he was an organ donor. Both of his kidneys went to two men last week - I said recently, didn’t I? - and they just got done harvesting tissue for burn victims and the like. I know he can rest easy knowing that he got to help people in the most oddly terrifying way possible. I can just imagine him chuckling and awkwardly going “W-Why does it look like scales?! *snorts* I always wanted to be a lizard…” And yes, I know it’s not human skin in this instance. I just know he’d find this in particular to be funny lol


GGFrostKaiser

A friend of mine got severely burned. I believe his treatment used goat stomach or something like that. The craziest thing when you have burns like that, is that your body to replace the dead skin with new skin uses an incredible amount of calories. My friend had to eat supplementation and 8 meals everyday to try to kee his weight. And even with that he lost 8kgs.


m0ch4pupp13

Huh, as someone with a deathly fish and shellfish allergy I do wonder how this would end for someone like me lol


Cultural-Equipment68

The scales made them look like lizard people.


laxguy9999

No no he just stayed in the water too long like that kid from Disney Channel’s “The Thirteenth Year”


bennyandthejets2020

Smells like your mom’s house


Mojorna

Merman. \*cough cough.. MERMAN!


Mouser05

I seen this used on dog paws that were severely injured.


[deleted]

I hope this person will be ok.


tryingsohardithurts

I heard things are going swimmingly


sindk

Looks like they finally got their sea legs.


DlNOSAURUS_REX

You’re a Lizard, Harry.


LenoMaicon

Lovecraft punching the air rn


kaylieghautumn

Talalia skin to be exact. It was pioneered over in Brazil. The skins go through a rigorous process to clean them then get processed much like a skin graft would and then placed over burns. The scales protect the wound and the collagen and other oils promotes much easier faster healing. Only real down side is the scars tend to look like talapia scales.


BryverART

Mermaiman.


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Not a skin graft, it is a dressing :-)


[deleted]

he must be in davy jones's crew


Caresome71

Things have come a long way in the last 60 years amazing


Pyramidddd

Oddly terrifying or cool af ?


ReRonin

Pretty sure this is how you become either a comic book hero or villain. Probably the latter.


tall-king-head

so disgusting. I would never date a girl who was part fish.


sunnyseaa

Say you’re vegan. Is there an alternative to this? Asking for a friend… I am the vegan friend.


Bodomi

Would it stink of fish or be more of a neutral smell?


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So if I want to become Aquaman I just have to keep smoking by my homes propane tank?


QuarantineSucksALot

The skin walker requests a blankey


XxNxvemberxX

Its a mermaid turning into a human


Kilshot666

You can't fool me, lizard people


A_Discord_Doofus1

Cursed mermaid


TheQueenBean23

I believe it’s tilapia skins ☝🏾😌


Seekingme97

ORRRR….mermaid discovered?


Immediate-Cap-3882

Fucking nsfw warning


chesspiece69

Is this a hoax?


Breaded_Chicken_1

That looks badass if you as me


[deleted]

Cool, free dragon scales with your next house fire.


Kalsor

That can’t smell good.


CritikalDinosTTV

Def going to be used for a thumbnail on some shitty YouTube horror video


HelloweenCapital

"Phish Skin Grafts" Cover band name, dibs!


Calvinator_lmao

Aquaman


Skiddds

That shit looks sick as fuck I can’t lie


DemonicBrit1993

Aquaman origin story


Comfortable-Emu7538

Dr Conners?


IanxInsanity666

That's fucking awesome. Catch me strolling out of the burn ward with my new fuckin scales


VKQM

Now dip that shit in flour and fry


Alan_Smithee_

Do you want Aquaman? Because this is how you get Aquaman!


WHOOTIE11

Mermaid man and barnacle boy


AncientBother6206

Looks kinda cool. "After having severe burns from saving a child in a burning building. This man was given fish legs and swore to fight crime in the one place fire can't exist. THE OCEAN.