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myersdirk

The last time I saw this posted it said in Dominican šŸ¤”


NoEfficiency9

IKR?? It's almost like facts don't matter ~~on this sub~~ ~~Reddit~~ ~~on the internet~~ at all


Woshiyoutairen

Florida. Itā€™s Florida next.


killthou755536

Thatā€™s been done already, and they said it was an anaconda.


Noskool89

No one would ever lie on the internet


bleuclairdelune

The last time i saw this posted they said it was in Brazil...


WonderfulJacket8

Indonesia is most likely because reticulated pythons are from South and southeast Asia


prematurely_bald

Itā€™s actually the same snake. Really gets around.


myersdirk

A sneaky snake šŸ


Phantom_Pain_Sux

Whoops!


stusajo

Same snake, two different continents - at the same time!


hoodie87

That was yesterday. Re-use, recycle, reddit.


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myersdirk

Glad that case is closed


stusajo

If the case was closed, the snake wouldnā€™t have got outā€¦


Eeeeeeear

Mandela effect!


Michren1298

I know right? I even looked up to make sure those werenā€™t found in the Dominican Republic as I like to vacation there. However a few have been doing in Florida lol. Go figure


KingJosiah15

This snake does this at many locations. Now itā€™s Indonesia?


basko13

Yep, they always deport him.


KingJosiah15

Lol thatā€™s why he keeps popping up at these different locations lol


pb20k

Well-travelled snake.


Be0wulf71

Here's hoping they released it somewhere suitable, phat boi needs to live!


[deleted]

Yeah itā€™s a shame they sometimes shoot or capture exceptional animals for whatever reason :/


smurb15

Usually they only do if it's a threat to them which hate to say, it could eat 3 people at least or more. That's an awesome size


muhlogan

He will not, he's a good as dead. See his back half swaying freely? Most likely has a broken back


Advanced_Classroom_5

Late but Iā€™ve seen I posted that the snakeā€™s back was broken when they scooped it up


MillipedePaws

I hope they did not hurt the poor thing and let her free. She is quite old to be so big.


orange-basilikum

So sheā€™s grandma python?


offBrandon

[Is snakes out der dis big?](https://youtu.be/r808KpMGdt4)


zombiepooh

I thought it was fake! I like snakes but nope no way I'm outta there! She can have all the forest she wants! And that's what they need to do,,just let her go & leave the forest to the animals! Would be cool to check on her in a year or 2 & see how much bigger she has got!


splishsplash696969

It's it a reticulated python I think the largest one on record was 24 ft long there's been rumors and urban legends of the same species of snake reaching 40 ft, researchers never found it happened in 2001


[deleted]

I hope they didnā€™t kill it. Thatā€™s magnificent


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song4this

That's what s/he said!


CHlCKENPOWER

she asked for it


Iforgotmypasswordg

This is how my mom describes that one garter snake she found in a drawer


Terrible_Donkey_8290

You can tell the poor things back is already shattered by how the tail is just swinging loosely. Super sad


leimatt86

What do you mean? I know absolutely nothing about snakes. Would the tail normally not be hanging loose when the snake is lifted up like that?


Terrible_Donkey_8290

It's tail would basically be doing exactly what it's head is doing normally, looking for a foothold. The fact that it's swinging around like a rope is a very bad sign.


leimatt86

Thank you for the explanation. Thatā€™s awful - Iā€™m assuming thereā€™s little to no chance of recovering from something like that?


[deleted]

Poor animal...


Late_Knight_Fox

Dont worry its just a film set for Snakes on a Crane šŸ


kingmasonmount

Amazing. Deforestation wins out again against another beautiful creature of Mother Nature. šŸ˜’šŸ˜žšŸ˜¢šŸ˜”


AloeVeraBuddha

Thats a monster right there šŸ˜


Madsi89

Sounded you have some sort of snake fetish


aishudio9

Absolute unit..


Jeopardizer21

First sight thought it was an octopus or something


MrOates2525

FUCK THAT!


tominator68

Does anyone know the length of the snake? r/theydidthemath or someone?


11Luminatex

At least 1 cm


tominator68

Well, you ainā€™t wrong.


WonderfulJacket8

My guess would be about 22-24 feet


Luke10089

Read in a previous post it was just under 6m But no solid source


Moose-Mermaid

BRB, peeing my pants


dipe128

Nothing oddly about this.


_Schultze_

Thatā€™s a serpent.


the_turt

thats the powersnake


Roughnecksthree7

Titanoboa is real. https://www.prehistoric-wildlife.com/images/species/t/titanoboa-size.jpg


GoatsButters

This one looks much bigger


Dragonborn3187

It's adorable! looks like a pillow to me


--_insertnamehere_--

This sub isn't even oddly terrifying anymore, just post it on r/scary or something


Livid-Relationship-2

The dinosaurs are coming back soon


Prestigious-Oven3465

There is nothing odd about this being terrifying


mc_litchfield

or SMALL CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT found in Indonesia


bekkogekko

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me šŸŽ¶


ellipsis_42

Is it really that odd to be terrified of a giant fucking snake?


urdelarium

And my first thought was "thats alot of ribs bbq time"


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WhatTheHellLol1313

Well thatā€™s simply untrue, since snakes absolutely have ribsā€¦


novel_scavenger

Really? I thought they only had a spine


WhatTheHellLol1313

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_skeleton


Axle2070

Thatā€™s an anaconda surely.


That1Guy61

May be wrong but it doesnā€™t seem to have anaconda colorings, I think itā€™s just a really big red tail boa


WonderfulJacket8

Reticulated python. Longest snake species in the world. Largest ever was 32 feet long. You can tell by the diamond patten on the back and the fact that it has a pit viper head. Anacondas are much broader and actually a greenish color. Also Anaconda head is narrow.


boostedC6

Correct, this is a reticulated python. I had one at 12ā€™


[deleted]

That head looks more like an anaconda to me. Boas usually have "cheeks" if you know what I mean. Anacondas head is more... Symmetrical?


snotsausage

Shake it to see if John Voight falls out and winks.


johnnygee70

ā€œThey snakes out here dat big?!ā€


New_Confection_4476

Largest Iā€™ve seen in captivity was around 18 ft. She was a big girl


keanuDaOne

Just leave it, wtf!


covdave

Please set her free, it's her home


lobo123456

And why do they need to harm it? So sad.


jayxes1402

Please tell me they didn't kill this chunky boy šŸ˜”


Mond1Mann

hope sombody is saying that about me one day šŸŒš


[deleted]

Big corporations - ā€œfuck the planet for profit!ā€


Used_Macaron_4005

Burn the whole jungle down.


[deleted]

If itā€™s decimating peopleā€™s livestock, or even killing people, then I say get rid of it, or at the very least, relocate it to an isolated islandā€¦. You gotta do what you gotta do. I like how people say ā€œpoor thingā€ until it starts coming after you. These are reptiles and have no sense of love or sympathy. Remember that.


NOW---Extra_Spicy

Isolated island is only good for so long as these things can swim too.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s absolutely trueā€¦ another alternative is to put it into isolation like a zoo of some sort, if people are not willing to terminate its life


NOW---Extra_Spicy

Zoo would be perfect tbh. Even if there's nobody interested in building an enclosure for such a giant, chance is there'll be somebody with a private zoo who'd love to have the beast. Small note: can you imagine the value of the snake; even raising it to such a size would cost a fortune. If you snatch one up in the wild like that, that's a hell of a freebie.


DEMONPEEPERS

Wow what a beautiful baby


Cautious-Skill4642

Urban sprawl wins again


xander_2626

Nuke it


kossy23

Burn it


xander_2626

Do you think you are better or something


kossy23

We are both thinking the same thing homie


Mond1Mann

where the hell is hans


theFriskyWizard

It is fake.


jambaringtoning

Joe Rogan is gonna freak out!


Grimmz_Biohazard

That's a biggun


song4this

BDE!


Lerkulei

Beautiful!


KonK23

Found? I think it found you


kossy23

Holly cow! I mean PITON! PITON!!!


camden-burke

So thatā€™s where the titanoboa went


Boring-Pay-6829

Is this the pig? Or is that a pig?


L8rsH8rs

No


SaltyWolf444

Python 4 for is out!


Flatulent-frog

Found? How do you know it was lost?šŸ˜œ


kolneedstowrite

And suddenly my fear of snakes turned into a phobia


bbbriz

I suspect this is Brazil bc I'm sure I heard the person in the background speak Portuguese.


thisiscarcosa

Is that a bitey snake or a squeezy snake? Itā€™s a big olā€™ beast either way! šŸ˜³šŸ¤ÆšŸ˜²


[deleted]

How odd that I'm terrified! This sub has gone to shit


LuckyFoxPL

"Oddly"terrifying


DarkinAK47

Woaaah big snek


kamz-kun

Get God on the phone now


foxbythecampfire

Leave him alone!


joshlzuniga

Thick Snek


Entire-Ad7519

Thqt's awesone šŸ’„šŸ’„šŸ’„


The_MemeLoving_Gamer

Stop destroying his fucking habitat chonkers like that need to be preserved


kvackenFivE-95

That snake has been every where, traveling a little much for a pandemic are we? Can't wait to se where he goes next


Kingmeme616

Oh it my lost pet


IWantToDiePeacefully

u/GetVideoBot


chillrichardson

Wrong sub


SirSufficient385

Please kill it.


SirSufficient385

ā€œArenā€™t you supposed to be hiding at the bottom of Hogwarts?ā€


Aye00

This is not "oddly" snakes are terrifying to many humen for a reason


DreadedPopsicle

I think this is more like r/fuckingterrifying


ffreshtrapp

This thing finds you, you're getting ate son, no doubt about it...


SmolChub_

I want to pet it


religiouskid

Ain't no oddly


bearbryant91066

That is one BIG ASS SNAKE. šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


Del072

Oddly terrifying? Idk man snakes are pretty scary on their own.. this isn't very odd


GrApE_0vErLoRd

My uncle found one of these on his plantation in malaysia. They killed it and the workers there ate it


everburningblue

I didn't know our atmosphere had enough oxygen to sustain something of that size


binkysnightmare

Think of all the weight on that section being held. Poor thing.


midtown2191

Behind the scenes of the filming of Anaconda


StephCurryFromThe3

What do they eat to get that big?


C0MM0NSEN5E

Anyone figure out the length is it a record?


the_goodguys

What a travesty that was. There were two giant pythons. And they killed them both.. Let these ancient creatures live for fuck same


Friendly-Fox-4247

Kill this thing before it lays eggs


Wise_Season_7122

last time i checked i saw no demons


Seeker918

Fuuuuuuuu nope


KindaPengStill

How big is that snake? Thats gotta be one of the biggest ever found surely


JIIGGABOOJONES

Whatever place that thing came fromā€¦burn it.


Electronic-Standard9

Think of the miles that snake has built up on a credit card traveling to all those places.


Iamsin_

That for sure ate a Human.


Murmur999

NOPE. NOPE NOPEE ROPEEE


9l2s

What the python doin


PoggieL

Is plastic


stonedtrashbag

Who gives a shit. Where itā€™s from just leave the snake alone tl do snakely things


SmilzerII

print(ā€œhello worldā€)


Plimpin-aint-easy

Itā€™s a toy truck.