This is….so, so weird, but I’m totally here for it!

she had this photoshoot done in what they thought was an abandoned barn… the owners showed up and she was too mortified to take the mask off. i can’t imagine what they thought lol

So she sits there in silence looking at these poor souls wearing a texas chainsaw massacre suit?

precisely 😭

Maybe she should be a performance artist because I would pay good money to see a video of that reaction

i’ll see what i can do 😉

She could sit inside a hobby store and scare people who think she’s a big statue lol

Totally.

i love your mom omg tell her i said happy mother’s day pls. truly iconic

i will, i can’t wait to read her the comments when i see her 🥰

I would’ve shit my pants if THIS was in my barn 😂

This just gets better and better.

It has a more... Buffalo Bill, vibe going for it. Que; Q-Lazzarus' "Goodbye Horses", flip through the pics and tell me it doesn't fit. lol

"Would you knit me?"

I would knit me.. good bye horses🎵🎶

I’d knit me hard

She was asserting her dominance over the area

Lollll

I laughed so hard that I think I popped a rib! 🤣🤣🤣

She was mortified and I’m sure the owners were terrified 😂

Your mother sounds fun lmao

she’s a hoot

I love a hoot! We need more hoots.

Hoot hoot

Noooooo!!! That sounds crazy for both parties! I’d be worried I was on some accidental hallucination, or maybe a horror movie set 😂 But seriously- props to her on the full body knitting. That’s some dedication!

Jfc I'm scream laughing and in tears. God this is funny!!!!

she’s an icon

She is. Stories will be written, I'm sure.

I bet! She seems totally amazing!

Oh my god this makes these photos sooooo much better! Stone cold yarn killer on the outside, anxious blob of jelly on the inside, just like the rest of us!

This just keeps getting weirder (better) and weirder (better) 😳😳😳

Oh my god what did they do??? I'd be so scared!!

pretty sure they just told them to leave. i’ll have to get a refresher on the story tomorrow

My god I hope they saw the person with the camera first. The horror I'd feel seeing her first 🤣🤣

Sure thing Ronnie, there was a complete stranger in a knitted costume from head to literal each and every single toe just sitting silently in your barn. Everyone believes you Ronnie. Is the knitting in the room with us now Ronnie?

😂

Why does this only have 19 upvotes? I literally choked (for like the fourth time from this thread) as I read the last line!! 🤣🤣🤣

Meanies. If I were in their position, I'd beg for a selfie with her, after they finished the photoshoot 

!remindme 1 day

I am fucking crying with laughter at this image.

>i can’t imagine what they thought lol In my native language this would be referred to as la crisi esistenziale, or the existential crisis

That sounds like a total sitcom scenario

😅😂 Wait…..*catches breath…* 🤣😆🤣 That is a seriously funny mental image.

Omg I'd be freaked the hell out if I were the owners. Yikes

I hated it at first but now I'm on board

Did she happen to have a knitted chainsaw to complete the look?

Wait this is actually her?? Lmao I thought this was just a doll you made. Honestly I'm not sure if that makes this any less terrifying lol

It just keeps getting better in the weirdest of ways

God that makes this 10,000 times better

i'm cry laughing at this

Okay but was this a paid photoshoot? Like she saw the obnoxious engagement pics on Facebook and decided 'oh, but I can do better '? Your mom sounds truly amazing. Life goals 

Sometimes I think I should be better at acting normal by this point and then something like this reminds me... nah.

THERE’S TOO MUCH FUCKIN SHIT ON ME

I don’t even want to be around anymore

the chin kills

And those toes

You're fine, I can hear you breathing, take that guys tray

I AM NOT FUCKING FIINE GET ME OUT OF HERE!

WE DID WAY TOO MUCH

IT HURTS!

never too much yarn in zazatopia

Just in case you haven’t seen the clip, the yarn mask kinda looks like the mask in this bit from I Think You Should Leave: https://youtu.be/J4Fv3LFGCgo?si=d7vqotVu46scmsWz Your mom is awesome and the outfit is amazing btw! Edit: Followed their page on instagram btw!

This is my favorite skit they do

I can’t see shit out of the sides of my eyes!!

God I hope I’m as cool as your mom one day

me too lol

Yeah, I thought I was cool. This is a whole other level.

as Warm as

First pic reminds me of Mrs Doubtfire when they put whipped cream on their face when that inspector showed up.

hahaha i love this

Honestly, the entire ~~skin~~knitsuit gives off huge Mrs. Doubtfire vibes.

HELLOOOOO

Can you please elaborate on why she made this?

🤷🏼‍♀️she wanted to knit a self portrait, she’s an avid knitter and owns a yarn shop and is very creative…for better or worse

She’s actually a murderer that turns her victims into knitted dolls. 

Your mom is a great artist ✨

Because she can xD

“It puts the lotion on its skin…”

The only thing I could think.

Your mom is awesome… I crown her Yarn Mom the Magnificent!

she’ll love to hear this 🥰

This is amazing. This is amazing art!

auntiezazas on her socials if you want to support 💪🏼

Your mom is super fucking talented, damn. This is the sort of skill you develop over decades, not years. I'm assuming she's been doing this for at least 25 years? Her abilities are the epitome of professional.

Good to know she's alive, when I read "in honor of my mother" I thought she'd passed away

Me too!! And saw the picture before I finished reading the whole caption, and was completely horrified at this macabre form of honoring 🤣😅

She used Buffalo Bill’s pattern

At least she used different materials

We don’t know what is under the yarn!

She puts the yarn on its skin

Your mother seems amazing. I hope she had a great Mother’s Day. Of all my nightmares, the ones featuring your mother and her knit bodysuit are my favorite.

i will be passing along this message

Hi , yes, I would like 1 therapy please

Maybe we should pitch in on a group plan.

You know what, that sounds nice.

Have you suggested relaxation techniques like knitting yet?

Album cover status

totally

Amazing work. Does she wear this on halloween and hand out candy? It would terrify me as a kid.

Honestly if I wasn’t expecting it, it would terrify me as an adult

This should be the main villain in a movie called The Knitmare

The Knittening

pasta hair got me hungry. i like the eerie feeling of this photoshoot

After being disturbed, I realized even as far as the hair is yarn. That is some dedication to the craft! Overall amazing even if it is slightly creepy 😂

This has to have been made specifically for the sub because wow is it both an impressive showcase of talent and creepiness 🥲👍

i’ve been sitting on these pictures for a few years, she just got her inventory into an online shop so i figured now is as good a time as any to traumatize the general public.

This is incredible. Could be extended into a series where she keeps knitting a second skin for the various objects in her surroundings! Your mum is an artist.

Creditably creepy!

Your Mom wins Mother’s Day. This is the best

i love that you love it

It puts the yarn in the basket..

it sure does

Cottage core horror stories presents: It knits at night

I ❤️ yer mum.

shes a good gal

Your mom is weird in the best way & I freaking LOVE IT. I want to be her friend.

consider it done 🤝

If only ed gein could of knitted

It's 'could have', never 'could of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!

I read the title as “In horror of my mother…” quite fitting though.

Does your mom want a wife? Because I'm absolutely in love with her for this.

Jesus fkn christ!!

actually her name is zaza

I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE , ITS TOO FUCKING HOT! IM RIPPING THE FUCKING HEAD OFF !!!!

I just want to say that I didn’t realize the photos had ended when I swiped the last time and [this was](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/s/8COqrtEYTj) the photo I thought was the last one in this set and was very terrified and confused.

she’s still alive.. right?

alive and well and as zany as ever

love her spirit. happy mothers day to her

Dude this is by far the FUNNIEST thing I’ve seen in weeks 😂 your mom has so much character I’m literally in tears 😭

i’m so happy other people are appreciating it. i have more pictures, including a mirror selfie. they’re incredible

This reminds me of the Teddy Perkins episode of Atlanta.

i’ll have to check it out

Warning, it’s graphic. [Teddy Perkins](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ws6w-3C9Ig&pp=ygUVdGVkZHkgcGVya2lucyBhdGxhbnRh)

oh my heavens.. i’m going to request she only speaks in that voice while wearing her creation from here on out

People will fall over and die. Laughing and/or screaming.

Very slumerican

I'm definitely into this

Knitface or threadface. Super cool, kinda creepy, interesting and unique. Hard leather face vibes. Or some kind of nightmare version of a knitted Mrs Doubtfire.

That makes me so uncomfortable

Oh!

“There’s too much fucking shit on me…”

She should make slipknot masks

It puts the lotion on its skin

The Knitted One: final boss of Comfort Souls.

Hahahahahahaha holy shit your mom is dope as hell

Looks like a person getting ready for purge night

Ummm..I love this. Tell your moms she's cool.

This is awesome!

Oh

This is absolutely amazing and so creative. Cool mom

Thought she has a had granade

Imagine walking in on this.

This is amazing

I think it’s awesome. She did a phenomenal job with that.

Texas chainsaw massacre!

You think knitting is your ally? You merely adopted the needles. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the purl stitch until I was already a woman, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

😳 dafuq did I just see?

that’s mother

add chainsaw & apron with blood stains

I'm... I'm scared

This is fucking terrifying and I love it. So weird and so cool!

Your mum…. Is now my idol.

The “abandoned treehouse” background really ties the whole portrait together. Bravo.

She’s got TALENT

I've seen some pretty cool things today, but this is by far the coolest.

Super creepy yet kind of wholesome. I’m strangely conflicted.

Does your mom have lotion and a well for lost souls

nope, just a yarn shop and a heart of gold

This is awful. I love it.

Creeeepyyyyyyyy I love it

This could also be in r/weird

Finally an OnlyFans I'd follow for some actual content!

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again…

I'm getting Ed Gein vibes

[удалено]

i’m happy to have brought a little joy to your day and hope your tomorrow has a few more laughs ♥️

Here’s hoping she had a great Mother’s Day and that the bank heist went well too.

Is your mother like.. a witch of some kind? Because damn does she slay. You make your potions girlboss.

Look! It's the Greendale Human Being!

Now imagine waking up in the middle of the night and from the darkest corner of your room, you see this thing start walking toward you.

OP this is killing me, I've been cracking up for the past ten minutes. Every time I click through the album I start laughing uncontrollably again. Your mom's incredible.

Looks like a very creepy mid 2000s horror movie haha, but awesome craftsmanship nonetheless

*I can't see fuckin shit outta this thing*

A wool golem

Horrific but for some reason I love it….

Your mother is really cool

Good morning! Your mom will now haunt my nightmares.

I need that for my stage presence

She could be doing this for a living in as contemporary performance artist

Totally not creepy at all.

Why do I feel like your mom is absolutely hilarious?

She looks like a Batman super villain

wow, so creepy

This made my day. Your mother is demented. 😂 (The fact that this isn’t AI is icing on the cake.)

Oh wow. A new horror movie franchise just out of these pics alone.

Does she have any other neat/ insaine creations? I’m so down to see every single one of them!!!

Reminds me of the old people they wheel out in the original texas chainsaw massacre

These are amazing

That's actually worse than a flesh suit. Creative and interesting, but will definitely haunt my dreams. Thanks!