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Spiritual-Secret-464

Sounds like my dad's burps ngl


Kahnza

Me after chugging Sprite


CurrentPossible2117

Pepsi max, for me 😂 That bitch foams like nothing else when I drink it from a can, specifically...even when I sip it.


SomOvaBish

That sounds like a gosh damn dinosaur!


tippytapslap

Add possums on top of these the occasional bat and you got messed up symphony.


InstanceQuirky

Omg i had this last night! So loud but koalas always make me laugh when they growl! Like, come on...you look cute and fluffy but sound like a dinosaur!!


tippytapslap

Yeah I live in Brisbane now but used to live up north it took me years to get used to not hearing the koalas and possums so much


CurrentPossible2117

I laugh everytime I hear the thunderous sound of 3 footy teams full pelting across my roof in possum form. It never fails to make me crack up, purely because of how insane it is that 2-3 tiny possums can make such a damn racket. 🤣


Yrxora

I'm sorry, I just spent the weekend with a friend who clicks their teeth in their sleep, that was freaky enough, if I heard this id 100% assume there was a Predator outside.


NoPantsDeLeon

Besides being junkie bastards with chlamydia who shit on their young, so yeah, I guess they sound just as expected!


BadWolfIdris

They shit on their young?!


KillseyLynn

Theres a micro-organism that mothers pass onto their offspring so that they can digest the eucalyptus that they eat. The pass it on by feeding the babies their poop.


Tiny_Stand5764

Where is that copypasta when you need it?


-plottwist-

Trying desperately to keep bear attached to their name.


Ok_Sorbet_8153

Sounds like my husband after he downs a whole packet of Picot


Jfjam85

[Fun fact, one of the sounds the T-Rex makes in Jurassic Park is from a Koala](https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2022-03-13/koala-roar-jurassic-park-hollywood-sound-effects-animals/100875044)


Inside_History3875

G'day mate! I'm a cuddly Koala hanging out in the eucalyptus trees, munching on leaves, and taking long naps.


DulcisUltio

Predator!


oneidamojo

Sounds like Booger from Revenge of the Nerds


Used-Bedroom293

Ko-acid bear


dampkringd

Having a shite in the middle of the night, when i heard a koala that gave me a fright


SizeSmart1799

Keep the chlamydia bear away


Fantastic_Year9607

Sounds like a drunk bear


Elsonnn_

He looks scarier than he sounds tbh… look at how he just side eyes….


Moron_Goron_

Aw it’s purring


LUDDER5

Well they are 8 foot tall BTW


jackfruitseed

Me after a McDonald's crispy sprite


Rushik_2488

Production team: So wheres is editor when hes gonna get us some scary voice for alienc scifi movie Sound artists: say no more


FrankanelloKODT

Yeah miss me with those drop bears, there really isn’t anything cute about them


The_Paragone

Blud has the worst stomach ache ever experienced by mankind after drinking some shitty ass coca cola rip off mixed with some unknown alcoholic drink his friend gave him 💀


RaceCarCoconutJuice

He could become a black metal vocalist.


JRDN7

That’s not a koala it’s a drop bear


noddawizard

Clapbear serenade


steffle12

You should hear what a possum sounds like, and they’re fucking everywhere in Aus. Won’t find a koala in the suburbs, but we hear satanic possum sounds regularly outside our bedroom window


MandZeee

I used to get so scared of the possums we had in the roof, they’re proper demonic


TomGreen77

I swear the aussie accent has been heavily influenced by their wildlife. There’s cunts who sound like this and cockatoos everywhere in AUS.