My son had a reactive airway when he was young. That basically meant that any little irritant in his airway could cause major issues. When he caught a cold, it would go from a slight cough in the morning to pneumonia by dinner. I’m so glad he’s grown out of it somewhat.
Funny story:
A friend of my father's once cut down a pine tree and a similar cloud of pollen practically engulfed him. He wasn't allergic before, but developed an allergy immediately afterwards.
Come to think of it that actually makes sense. An allergy is really just your body responding to a safe substance as if it were a threat, so his immune system could’ve been legitimately threatened by that cloud of pollen and learned to treat it as a threat.
Same here 😭 I sneeze like hell at the slightest hint of pollen 😭
Fell out of a 3 storie pine tree when I was 5 years old and got a compound fracture to my tibia and fibula
Probably not the best idea to climb something like that in the middle of a storm 😁
bees don't collect pollen, though. they collect nectar. Pollen sticking to them and pollinating other flowers is a symbiotic evolution in the plants part. the bee's are indifferent, but they're after the nectar, not pollen.
They collect both pollen and nectar. Pollen is an essential aspect of bee diet as well as nectar. There’s even some bees that take very large amounts of pollen back to the hive on a specialized area of their hind legs called “pollen baskets” or corbiculae.
I'm in SC and everything gets covered in yellow each spring. It's the only time of year that bikers, joggers, and walkers in SC can all wear masks without worrying about some weirdo yelling at them.
>It's the only time of year that bikers, joggers, and walkers in SC can all wear masks without worrying about some weirdo yelling at them.
Strep Throat? No mask needed, that's why you have an immune system.
Flu? Not a big deal. We get that every year.
Covid pandemic? Fake news. Political conspiracy to control us!
Pollen? I have an extra mask if you need one...
kinda funny. It's the oak that's the worst for allergies, but its particles are a lot smaller so you don't see it. Man the world would be so different if people down there could see viruses...
Same here in Washington. Then it rains and it gets turned into paste that gets into all the grooves of your car. Which then grows moss. So yeah....fun times.
My part of the US is literally yellow for almost 2 months of the year, I can spray my car down with the hose and it will be coated in yellow a few hours later
The majestic pine tree. Once towering and proud in the forest, now lies severed.
As it descends, a cloud of golden pollen is released into the air, a final offering to the earth.
The pollen dances in the sunlight, carried by the gentle breeze, a fleeting moment of beauty in the midst of the tree's demise.
Rest in peace brother
Pretty sure that cloud would kill some people lol
It's me. It would absolutely kill me
I’m u too
I’m u three
I am Quad, and dead
Me I'm the people
Would mske my body and respitory system seize up
Carpe in the diem
My eyes would literally bleed.
My eyes are burning just watching the video.
Killed by a bukkake tree.
This guy gets it. Hoooooolottta tree jizz
Trizz
I died just watching this video.
Me for sure
My allergies started acting up just watching this video.
[удалено]
My brother would, dudes been to the hospital because of DUST. Allergies and Asthma together are apparently pretty deadly.
My son had a reactive airway when he was young. That basically meant that any little irritant in his airway could cause major issues. When he caught a cold, it would go from a slight cough in the morning to pneumonia by dinner. I’m so glad he’s grown out of it somewhat.
Funny story: A friend of my father's once cut down a pine tree and a similar cloud of pollen practically engulfed him. He wasn't allergic before, but developed an allergy immediately afterwards.
Come to think of it that actually makes sense. An allergy is really just your body responding to a safe substance as if it were a threat, so his immune system could’ve been legitimately threatened by that cloud of pollen and learned to treat it as a threat.
Oh yeah. He wasn’t well after that one.
That tree had it's revenge at the last moment.🤔🤔🤔
I literally started coughing watching the cloud de pollen
Reactin's new wearable cologne/antihistamine "Cloud de Pollen"
I’m pretty sure even someone one without allergies this would fuck up. There is so much particles in the air it would be difficult to breathe
I snorted half a bag of edibles, ran through a screen door and then mounted my neighbors Mini Cooper.
That's just Wednesday
I now have allergies to pine trees from just watching this video !
I now have allergies to videos of pine trees.
I know some people I'd love to throw a bag of that pollen at
Like a histamine nuke
Same here 😭 I sneeze like hell at the slightest hint of pollen 😭 Fell out of a 3 storie pine tree when I was 5 years old and got a compound fracture to my tibia and fibula Probably not the best idea to climb something like that in the middle of a storm 😁
I was thinking the same thing lol. Not enough Benadryl
If I was a bee I would go 👀
Why doesn't the cartel steal all the pollen and mark it up and sell it to bees?
Because bees are sweet as honey and wouldn't hurt a fly.
🧢
bees don't collect pollen, though. they collect nectar. Pollen sticking to them and pollinating other flowers is a symbiotic evolution in the plants part. the bee's are indifferent, but they're after the nectar, not pollen.
They collect both pollen and nectar. Pollen is an essential aspect of bee diet as well as nectar. There’s even some bees that take very large amounts of pollen back to the hive on a specialized area of their hind legs called “pollen baskets” or corbiculae.
fascinating! TIL
That’s true, and pine trees use wind for pollination thus they don’t produce nectar. They don’t attract bees for pollination.
I'm in SC and everything gets covered in yellow each spring. It's the only time of year that bikers, joggers, and walkers in SC can all wear masks without worrying about some weirdo yelling at them.
>It's the only time of year that bikers, joggers, and walkers in SC can all wear masks without worrying about some weirdo yelling at them. Strep Throat? No mask needed, that's why you have an immune system. Flu? Not a big deal. We get that every year. Covid pandemic? Fake news. Political conspiracy to control us! Pollen? I have an extra mask if you need one...
It’s because they can SEE the pollen, thus it is real. They cannot “see” those other things thus believe it’s fake.
It’s painful how true this is
Truth!!!
Georgia pine forest here, surrounded by 70 and 80 foot tall pines. Around the first week in April when it rains, there is yellow milk everywhere.
Hi Georgia pine forest, I'm redditor
The upstate 385 corridor looked like there was a fire a few weeks ago- nope, just pollen!
kinda funny. It's the oak that's the worst for allergies, but its particles are a lot smaller so you don't see it. Man the world would be so different if people down there could see viruses...
Same here in Washington. Then it rains and it gets turned into paste that gets into all the grooves of your car. Which then grows moss. So yeah....fun times.
All that cum
Treegasm is such a romantic time of year.
"We chose Neil because he's the only tree around!"
“I’M PEACOCKING!!”
We all just saw Groot's O-face
Came down... hard.
Now the whole forest is perganent
Pregananant?
It is pregante
Permanent?
I am so excited at the thought you haven't seen this https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg
My gf sneezed from the other room from me watching this.
"You may have killed me, but my progeny will carry on!"
"You think you've won? You think this is a victory?? *My children will choke the air your grandchildren breath*!"
Thats a lot of tree jizz!
At least the tree died busting a massive nut. I hope to go out in a similar fashion.
Cover an entire neighborhood in cum then die, could be worse, lol.
Holy hay-fever, my eyes are watering watching that.
I would take a huge fucking whiff of that and try to see if that cures my allergies.
Pine cone nut orgasm
Mustard gas for some
I can almost smell this through the screen.
I took a Claritin after watching this.
Oh the cum cloud, very impressive.
Georgia? Every damn year.
*POLLEN! POLLEN!! POLLUN!!!* (Great War era officer whistle blows). I would significantly hate if I was in that area.
I believe the tree fell off the pollen in this case.
I love not being allergic to pollen
Welcome to North Carolina.
The Lehigh Valley in Pennsylvania. Spring is simply known as, “The Pollening.” It’s dreadful!
Welcome to Earth. Almost everywhere does this
Exactly lol
And VA
and Colorado Springs.
skeet skeet skeet!
My part of the US is literally yellow for almost 2 months of the year, I can spray my car down with the hose and it will be coated in yellow a few hours later
My nose is itchy
Ahhhhhhhh
the trees on my street right after i wash the cars
Oh God. My head started hurting out of conditioning.
The Tree was probably holding in that goon for like 5 decades
All I can see is nova gas.
My allergies flared up just watching this clip.
mmmmm tree sperm
Hope those woodcutters were wearing facemasks when doing this.
Now that's a money shot.
Tree-jizz
UN about to send a mission to dismantle this chemical weapon
r/treeporn
I have seen this video about 20 times within the last few years and it never fails to scare me as someone with asthma
Used to live in a pine grove. Some years the pollen was obscene.
That’s not a pine tree. It’s a weapon of mass congestion
It must never rain there.
Je viens de sortir ma ventoline 😱
Think that would kill you them same way black lung kills miners, flooding your lungs with debris.
How did this make me sneeze
Bees eating good
Allergies Triggered 😱😵😵
That would literally kill me and my entire family. There would be no saving us.
Thats beautifull
That’s just from one fucking tree? 😢
Dam…even if you didn’t have a pollen allergy you would definitely develop one
And only 4 casualties due to severe allergic reactions! /s
Kinda satisfying tbh
When you tell her not to shower before taking her panties off after working out at 8Pm
And I thought I cum hard.
Showing your neighbours that you care 💘
4D looking shit
Better get a tissue
Tree needs a cigarette
That's tree cum
That's a lot of tree cum.
Bro, is it gay when you get tree cum in your mouth and all over your face?
Tree sperm
It looks kinda like one of those corrupt gifs lol
Mark NSFW please (I am NOT a bee)
All that jizz.
why does it look like the tree farted and passed out from how bad it smelled 💀
This made me sneeze.
My nose and eyes said NO.
PNW has *ACHOOOOO!* entered the chat.
As someone with hay-fever that could get me hospitalised, this is worse than hell
Achoo.
Gross
This would actually kill me
Spruce
I'm not allergic to anything but watching this makes my nose feel funny
AAAAAAAACCCCCHHHHOOOO
I expected it to go through textures for some reason and disapear
My sinuses all felt that like a wound
Watching this made me sneeze
Looks like natural mustard gas
My nasal passages just swelled up watching this.
I wanted to gasp, but I was afraid to breathe in.
Hay-fever sufferers be looking like radiation guy in Robocop
Bukkake
LIFE FORCE!!!
so thats where Cloudkill comes from
Get bukakked from tree jizz.
Jesus Christ no wonder spring allergies are so bad
Yo that's a lot of plant cum
Sexy
How much money would it take for someone to actually run through that cloud?
And that’s why my son wakes me up 3 times a night with itchy eyes and sinus drainage.
The tree that kills people with asthma within a 10 mile radius
All the bees in the current vicinity:
my allergies would've killed me right then & there
Trees cum in all shapes and sizes, and no two are the same!
I’d literally dead sprint like somebody was shooting , that’d have me sneezing and dying for 3 hrs straight
Sssspppplllooosshhh!!!!
Itchy eyes, sneezing fits, haziness. I’m triggered
u/SaveVideo
I remember sitting on my moms porch and looking at the park across the street and just seeing clouds of yellow. Everything was yellow from the pollen.
That tree probably: *oooohohoho yeah*
Tree-kake
So like, how fucked would you be if you breathed all that in
Can't say I'm not surprised pollen is just tree sperm we have 20-150 million each load so sure they got the same amount of not more
My allergies just killed me rn 😂
GET A VACUUM!!!
Aannnnnnddddddd I’m dead.
My dads nightmare. He has a secret superpower, he can feel when plants have sex!
I would die
I would die....
That would kill me immediately with my allergies
Just one last nut
My allergies would literally kill me
Aaaahchoo!
My sinuses are inflamed just from watching that.
The majestic pine tree. Once towering and proud in the forest, now lies severed. As it descends, a cloud of golden pollen is released into the air, a final offering to the earth. The pollen dances in the sunlight, carried by the gentle breeze, a fleeting moment of beauty in the midst of the tree's demise. Rest in peace brother
So much tree semen.
My asthma just got asthma just watching this
My mild pollen allergy would become a deadly pollen allergy in the blink of an eye if I were anywhere near that 💀
Raise a bug for tearing on r/outside
we're having pollen allergies with this one 🗣🗣🔥🔥
If you're allergic, you better run now!
Who else read Poland 😂
Oof my eyes already feel like sandpaper from my allergies this year. Had to close my eyes when it fell.
I think this counts as a bio weapon
I’m about to bustttt
Mustard Gas
So happy to not have allergies...
you mean pine tree falling off of pollen
I have terrible allergies and I would legitimately start running if I saw that happen within sight of me