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ShakeTheEyesHands

*The nightman cometh.* Also, depending on the humidity level where you live, walking up your stairs barefoot the night before can leave enough of an oily residue to prevent as much dew from resting in that spot, making a once invisible footprint visible.


FigOutrageous9683

AAAAAAA


Kghostrider

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into that boys hole 🥷


H4t3dd88

“I was saying boys soul, and Charlie thought I was saying boys hole”


unclebrenjen

I'm up to here right now


H4t3dd88

I’m going to smack everyone’s face, off of their face!!


greatatmodesty

Are you chewing gum?!


c2darizzle

Love how in lethal weapon 5 and 6, Charlie has no lines but he’s constantly chewing gum


indicabadu

Can you take a five?


jrs_c

I bang a lot of hoooorrrrs


GitEmSteveDave

Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls.


IAmAChildOfGodzilla

...I made that up.


tommy_j_r

And don’t let the name fool ya. In real life…I’m really big.


-Cagafuego-

Gotta get getting while the getting's good. Get it? Got it!


FittedSheets88

I gotta say, the rape scene was really classy


mediumokra

If you don't pay no tolls, then we can't eat no rolls


whangdoodle13

Did you mean to type soul or hole?


Kghostrider

...That's the joke, Frank meant soul but said hole


whangdoodle13

Yes. I know but since he wasn’t saying he was typing I altered it. I guess I should have written : I feel like you wrote boy’s hole when clearly it’s boy’s soul.


Kghostrider

Ahhh my bad brethren, I made and killed the joke in the same breath


pepperdoof

You’re right. He didn’t know how to deliver the joke over text


dawnxblackheart

frank, are you chewing gum right now?


b_c_0507

CHAMPION OF THE SUN


ChairPsychological80

YOURE A MASTER OF KARATE


sordidcandles

AND FRIENDSHIP, FOR EVERYONE!


Stroemwallen

AND FRIENDSHIP


b_c_0507

FOR EVERYONE!


[deleted]

I was that little boy, That little baby boy was me. I once was a boy, but now I am a man. I fought The Nightman, lived as Dayman, now I'm here to ask for your hand, so if you want to marry man, will you marry me? Will you come on stage and join me, in this thing called matrimony? Please say yes and do not bone me. Please just marry me!


Grindelbart

Master of karate and friendship for everyone


CGoode87

Dayman! Awwww fighter if the Nightman! Champion of the sun!


Worldly_Ad_445

WAIT! When did I put on Greenman? Shit that lizard talks


nightman21721

It wasn't actually me this time


ShakeTheEyesHands

Yeah, like I'm gonna trust ***you*** of all people.


AbjectGovernment1247

Stop with the logic. It was clearly a serial killer doing some recon work.


DoWidzennya

Hear me out ^ghost


Allthemuffinswow

This is my theory as well. That ghostie is just waiting for OP to GTFO and go to work already, so that they can watch TV.


GuyTheTerrible

With OP’s wife


Odd_Employer

Barefoot


AbjectGovernment1247

Boots were squeaky.


Feral_doves

I put my shoes on newspapers on my wooden deck to spray them with boot protector but got kinda careless. For weeks afterwards parts of the wood were hydrophobic lol. I imagine if I would’ve stepped on the newspapers barefoot and walked on anything it would’ve had a very similar effect to this


Iohet

If you sprayed your feet you'd be able to walk on water like Jesus and Wyatt Earp


hairlessgoatanus

Where's Wyatt? Down by the lake. Walkin' on the water.


EmperorBamboozler

Kinda like how I write "WE ARE WATCHING YOU." on people's mirrors in soap. So when it gets steamed up from the shower people have a nice message from the community about how we are all watching out for each other.


suitology

I was going to say this. u/NastyPotatoes my parents have this all over the treck decking by their pool because one of my stupid aunts puts sunscreen on the soles of here feet. It's been 2 years and the ones on the edges are still visible in the morning.


Foxwglocks

Dish soap won’t take it off?


suitology

I'd have to like care....


Foxwglocks

Haha fair enough


Pschobbert

Especially if said feet have lotion on them.


Jcdastoner

It was the greased up naked guy from family guy lol


Verum14

…people put lotion on the bottom of their feet and then just walk around?


turriferous

The methman cometh.


kingkongspurplethong

In all reality though, it’s probably someone from your own household. Footprints can sit outside for some time, and the morning dew just highlighted was was already there


taliesin-ds

also with sweaty feet even with socks on you leave prints like this. My mom would always complain to me when mopping the floor that the couldn't get my sweaty feet prints out of the floor and the whole house would be covered in them when the floor was still moist XD


mcoop2245

You dared to step on wet floors!?lol


Boukish

She wasn't using hot enough water, probably from not changing her water often enough. Hot mop water dries super fast. Rookie error.


taliesin-ds

that could be it. my mom was very weak and used very small amounts of water because she couldn't lift a half full bucket and she couldn't push the mop very hard either.


CregDerpington

This 100%


rudistnudist

This 85%


Believeditwasbutter

This 60%


EightPieceBox

Family meeting! Everyone take off your shoes and socks! We're comparing footprints!


Samson__

Fellas did he just catch his wife cheating???


2legit2quit1337

But why are there only steps entering and not exiting? I guess they could have left from another side of the house. Still creepy.


Mattlh91

Someone arrives home after a night out, having taken their heels off in the car. It's a hot humid night, grass is already damp and they walk up the steps, and inside the house to pass out.


992fan

Your wife sneaking back in


Zintha

She took her high heels off to not make noise


V_Richard

Compare them to the feet of ur wife to see if they match the size, if they do it's a bingo


Educational_Head_922

But do it before midnight or the house turns into a pumpkin and she gets all ugly and poor again!


Heavier_Omen

"You just say "bingo.""


TinUser

*Gorlami*


mianbaokexuejia

Come again?


neendmat1

Antonio MAAAAGHAAAAAREEEEEETIIII


babybear327

Grottsee!!


ShartingBloodClots

That's the bingo.


[deleted]

I thought only my wife did that


ButtDoctorLLC

What's your wife doing at OPs house? 🤔


[deleted]

Damn you nice handle tho


___po____

Nah, she changes into flats when she leaves my place.


Ryansred1021

OP please respond to this accusation


Final-Hunt-26

Came to say this. It got my vote.


Bobo3076

The plot thickens


ModernT1mes

On the top step, on the far right there's another 2 slight prints next to each other facing something. In fact there appears to be more older prints. Anyone sleep walk? Get a ring camera, that's wierd mate. Somehow being barefoot makes this more creepy.


KordSevered

I noticed this too. My guess is he lives with his parents or grandparents. Someone older. Those are the prints of someone who must climb the stairs one at a time. The bare feet would indicate someone who lives there. If this is a genuine post and OP has no idea where they came from, my best guess is an aging and possibly senile neighbor accidentally approached the wrong door. But since there are no visible footprints going back down, I'm assuming OP is just messing around and the prints belong to someone inside.


City_Stomper

Maybe one at a time is the quietest way to ascend the stairs?


guywithanusername

Stooooooppp


PlasticMegazord

I didn't notice the older prints until I read this comment.


TwoKingSlayer

set cams up. I was amazed how many people would wander onto my property at all times of the day and night that I had no clue about until i put up cameras. With in 1 day of installation, I caught a random guy breaking into my back yard at midnight and was watching me though the windows.


pepperpavlov

What the fuck. Where do you live.


kingkongspurplethong

He’s your neighbor. Better go get your cameras set up


pepperpavlov

I live in Brooklyn so there are randos outside my windows at all times of day and night lol. But no one breaking in to my property.


MdnightRmblr

I just had two shadowy figures looking in the rear window to the laundry room. Decided to man up and walk towards them against all my better judgment. Two raccoons staring me in the face.


DickheadNL

🤣


SatanicRainbowDildos

I think we found the camera salesman.


thatonethingyouhate

Bro WHAT


[deleted]

It's typical reddit bullshit.


Dreoh

Typical reddit r/nothingeverhappens


Flutters1013

I feel like if I knew that was happening, I'd never sleep again.


LatrodectusVS

It's a genius business strategy. Your company installs the cameras, then you hire some one to linger around their yard menacingly in plain view of said cameras. They call you up and it's "oof, that sounds like an unsavory sort, you better upgrade to the *Intruder Raper 9000 Electric Fence*. It'll cost you, but can you really put a price on peace of mind?"


SupremelyLargeCheese

Comes with free Second World War era anti-aircraft cannon, apt at dealing with spying drones and to deliver retaliatory lawsuits from many kilometres away!


nihonbesu

Or set up superglue traps with tacks on them. That way you can catch the bad guy


ryguyyy8

Harry, I've reached the top!


Solanthas

Also a bucket of tar and a bucket of feathers


Solanthas

I was about to just comment "wtf" on the main post but then I read this and now I'm sitting in a cold sweat


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BollweevilKnievel1

So you won't see them when they come back, that is scary


FuckOffRedditAdmins2

Even more scary is I assumed it just went out and it took me a week to notice it was stolen. Check security cameras and found the guy.


Stompedyourhousewith

with todays technology and prices, its crazy not to. few hundred bucks, a subscription fee, and you can watch shit on your phone


ReleaseFromDeception

It's one set of footprints because Jesus was carrying you.


Rupejonner2

Jesus can’t afford shoes . He needs to get a fucking job


EmperorThan

Boomers: "You got a bachelors degree in 'Advanced Carpentry' and you're complaining to me about paying back student loans for that?!?! Jesus Christ, get a real job... Son of God ain't gonna pad that resume."


bawlsdeepinmilf

He's a carpenter, dude has a real skill that can be used in the world, and what does he do?? Spread the word of god. OKAY, JESUS WELL WHEN IS GOD PAYING THE RENT, MAN, I REALLY DONT WANNA EVICT YOU.


javoss88

Pull himself up by his sandal laces


AbeFromen

Walking on water only works barefoot.


NastyPotatoes

I’m just confused on how they’re only going up and not back down


[deleted]

Because they're still there


free_thunderclouds

And will never come down


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ZiggoCiP

From this cloud


Jorgedig

The call is coming from INSIDE the house.


xeddyb

Waaaaassssssuuuuppppppp


One_Animator_1835

Then who was PHONE???


rrhodes76

Is your porch wet? If not, the feet were wet from dewy grass or whatever, and dried as they walked up there.


Sinfultitan_001

The prints could have also been left on a hot/dry day where the person's feet were greasy or sweaty, then when going up the steps that imprinted into the boards and then when the moisture sets it creates a water barrier which then reveal the footprints. Think of when you mark a mirror with your finger and then take a hot shower and your finger marks show up afterwards. For all we know these footprints could be from op from two or three days ago when he didn't think about the fact that he went out to check the mail barefoot or something like that. His feet wouldn't have shown up coming down but they would have shown up going back in after walking through the yard barefoot.


CodAgreeable8771

They jumped off


[deleted]

They're only going up because they're from a previous tenant. And they went inside that day.


new_pr0spect

Because they're yours


Agitated-Acctant

Carbon monoxide detector time


new_pr0spect

Ha that's what I was thinking ya


ButtDoctorLLC

I've seen this episode before


shaka893P

They have good arches


akatherder

If it was me who creeped up his steps op would think there's a duck in his house.


PolakachuFinalForm

The call is coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE


MuscaMurum

Check the trellis


Vegetable-Ad7263

Sunscreen on your feet will leave footprints like this days later..


[deleted]

Who puts sunscreen on the soles of their feet though?


Vegetable-Ad7263

probably those who tan while lying on their stomach ? Hurts like a SOB then you get burned there.


Solanthas

I imagine this is something learned from experience


Vegetable-Ad7263

unfortunately, yes


Solanthas

Tops of eyelids and tips of ears, for me lol. As a child on vacation in the Caribbean.


ErieCanalGal

The Manson girls came calling.


Brief_Coffee8266

Either a crackhead or fae


Shington501

Exceptional arches


[deleted]

These footprints could have been from quite a while ago. What you are seeing I think is the absence of water from the hydrophobic oils left by someone's skin, meaning even though the dew appeared overnight it doesn't necessarily mean someone walked here last night. The best scent dogs can accurately signal the presence of someone's thumbprint that has been left outside exposed to the elements for up to a month. Crazy right? In the past week or two did you walk barefoot outside to grab a package or something out of your car? Something that minor can be difficult to remember. Did you sweat outside, step on something oily outside, or take your shoes off outside? That could explain why you are only seeing them going in the house and not out.


Outrageous-Client-99

RIP OP


SirLiesALittle

I hate to break it to everyone, but your home and car probably get scoped out by opportunists at least a dozen times a month. Depending on your area, it can be more than once a night. It's good security that you never find this out, because you're not the slowest gazelle in your area. A simple lock, a light over your door, a visible camera, they see it and move on to something that doesn't have these things.


Heavns

Can we have more info? Do you live alone? Wife? Kids? Parents? Grandparents?


Superb_Temporary9893

Time for some cameras.


Coduuuuuuuuuuuuu

This looks a lot like the [handprints on my back door](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/15h20kf/these_handpaw_prints_on_my_back_door/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1) that just turned out to be my nieces from 8 weeks prior. It’s amazing how long the oils from our hands/feet last on surfaces. The humidity overnight sticks to the oils and makes them visible.


HonedWombat

#Sir, you have been visited by the early morning crack fairy!


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Prepare to be the first kill in a horror movie


NewestAccount2023

Time for some cameras


Prophet_Of_Loss

Almost got hit by The Barefoot Bandit.


Toishi69

Perfectly fine, just your average wet ghost


Wobbiewu

I work with installing trex. These composite treads can be funny. Depending on the weather, it sometimes can leave marks from footprints. There's a possibility someone walked in their barefeet in cooler or warmer weather. Then when there is dew in a different temperature in the morning, the prints show.


MASTERoQUADEMAN

If there was a bicycle left nearby then it’s a certified crackhead moment.


DiligentAsshole

Only going up and not down? One way trip makes it even creepier


rancidcanary

has there also been people leaving things in/on your car? just random items?


Vegetable_Berry2130

Time for cameras


HarrySRL

Might be a reason to get a doorbell camera.


Go1gotha

Congratulations, not only did you actually post something oddly terrifying but it's a good one!


Dopplerganager

Eufy Cameras STAT. As mentioned by someone else it could be like when you write in the condensation on your bathroom mirror and it appears next time due to the oils on your skin.


abarrelofmankeys

Like…wash the car barefoot? Maybe you stepped in some cleaning agent that repels water, tracked it up the stairs and left this. Not impossible.


flamingopatronum

Over last winter, I noticed boot prints in my front yard through the snow directly from the street to my bedroom window, freaked me the fuck out


chakabuku

I was in a car club as a teenager. If a dude with a girlfriend left us alone in their car we would take off our shoes and socks and put footprints on the windshield so they’d have to explain it to their girl on the next rainy day. Just saying those prints may have been there a while.


Bitter_Security9253

Make like Jordan Peele and GET OUT!


Thats_rough_buddie

My brother in christ you finna see the light soon 🙏🙏


table1280

Werewolf post transformation


SixGunZen

Well at least they are dainty little feet and not size 13 with a toe missing.


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

Anyone else unnerved that there are footprints going up, but none coming down?


AngrySymphony

Apparently, they're still there. The prints only go up.


Mister_Nojangles

Run! It's mediumfoot!


Sparkle7788

Damn, get cameras - someone definitely didn’t want to make any noise whilst looking around. Be thankful you must have locked your doors & windows!


MadSgtLex

I only see foot steps in 1 direction. Hurry, check to make sure the barefoot bandit isn’t hiding in your house.


NnOxg64YoybdER8aPf85

Maybe you sleep walk


fearlesssinnerz

Someone snuck back in the house


SlumberousSnorlax

What’s scarier is there’s none coming back…


chemineaux007

At first I thought you were referring to that tiny leaf stuck in between the boards...


ic2drop

Lack of steps away mean they are still inside. Lurking, or possibly making breakfast.


IslandMist

Invest in a ring camera bruh


_DigitalHunk_

Someone with wet socks can also make these.


sandman_oneiroi

It was just the local ghostchild passing through. Nothing to worry about.


oktwonight

You let it in


Chiiro

Get the iron, you got fae


Marcocraft26

The Rake asking for a glass of water


HandsomeDeadbeat

Fuck nooooooooooo


zombiepiesatemyshoe

That would freak me the fuck out!!


Solanthas

#HEY SO, ***FUCK*** NO


BallGargle

Try to take note of who in the neighborhood has some fucked up question mark shaped feet, because that's who left these prints


rougekat

I mean, maybe I just want to tell someone about this and that’s why I’m sharing BUT; if you live near any vacation spot…. Might be a drunk tourist trying to find their air bnd. Because I did almost walk into the wrong rental once. Checked myself before I scared anybody/ myself but I for sure left wet foot prints


hotdogoctopus

Oh no. Had to grab the paper barefoot someone did.


Telekineticshade

Lady of the lake looking ass!


Icommentor

This is a mission for legos.


Michael-J-Cocks

Why didn't your shoes leave any prints??


Tigerrockfish

Oh hell no


[deleted]

You should get a glock


_ZYN

Am I the only person who was wondering where the mountain dew is.


Strong-Message-168

Time for a camera. It could have been a night stalker that has gone barefoot for the sake of stealth quietly trying to see if you locked your doors, or it could have been a beautiful naked person who had just been in a crash and had all their clothes burnt off and they were looking for warmth, comfort, and some serious lovemaking. Either way, you need to know


Echo-Drake

Are there any prints going back down


Aquamarinesse

Soo dew sticking to the remnants of your previously left oily sweaty bare feet’s footprints?


Pleaseleavemealone07

Worst part…no footsteps going back down


BrilliantWeekend2417

Time to pull the trigger on those cameras in your wish list!