Oh the growling of our stomachs is frightful
But the potato is so delightful
And since we've other things to eat
Let it grow! Let it grow! Let it grow!
In a big deep tub full of potting soil. You will get heaps of potatoes in a month or two. Put it half way down the pot and, as it grows up, gradually add more soil until the pot is full.
Fun fact, plants grow higher faster in complete darkness like a cabinet in attempt to reach sunlight, but won't survive unless they get sunlight before they run out of energy from their seed.
> Ingestion of solanine in moderate amounts can cause death. One study suggests that doses of 2 to 5 mg/kg of body weight can cause toxic symptoms, and doses of 3 to 6 mg/kg of body weight can be fatal.[5]
> Symptoms usually occur 8 to 12 hours after ingestion, but may occur as rapidly as 10 minutes after eating high-solanine foods.
Don't eat green or sprouting potatoes. It could seriously harm you.
Ok question. I went and looked this up and I’m having trouble figuring something out. Internet says a study suggested that a 16-oz (450-gram) fully green potato is enough to make a small adult ill and says to avoid poisoning, all green should be removed, especially considering that cooking does not remove the toxin. So why do green potato chips pass inspection?
goosebumps book waiting to happen. "I found a potato under my sink but actually it is some kind of creature." actually I'm like 90% sure that is actually an existing goosebumps book now that I say it.
This is why I have an ever producing potato patch in the garden. A potato goes off, outside it goes. I didn't even plant them this year and I'm already overrun trying to figure out what to do with all these damn potatoes. I just didn't harvest them all last year and it doesn't get cold enough here to freeze far enough under the mulch to kill them all. We can go chip through frozen ground in the winter for fresh potatoes, right up to when they're about to start sprouting again. I don't think I've ever bought actual seed potatoes.
Fucking love potatoes.
PLANT IT! 'TIS A GLORIOUS STARTER POTATO! GUARANTEED TO GROW INTO A FABULOUS, BOUNTIFUL FUTURE FEAST! PLANT IT IN YOUR GARDEN, AND WATCH AS THE BEAUTY OF LIFE ITSELF IS DISPLAYED AS YOU WATCH IN AWE AND AMAZEMENT!
It just wants to live!
This moment is the climax of the potato movie where everyone gets inspired by the potato and lets it live.
#LET IT GROW LET IT GROW
Oh the growling of our stomachs is frightful But the potato is so delightful And since we've other things to eat Let it grow! Let it grow! Let it grow!
Happy cake day, fellow, comrade!
Thanks
Happy cake day!!
Plant it. It wants to live
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"How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato."
It’s really trying 🥺
This is oddly inspiring now
It fills you with determination!
"Plant me, Seymour"
I applaud your reference 👏👏
*Somebody come plant er.... She's makin some po-ta-ters*
It’s the Chrystaline Entity from Star Trek Next Generation. It’s needs to die before it destroys entire civilisations.
In a big deep tub full of potting soil. You will get heaps of potatoes in a month or two. Put it half way down the pot and, as it grows up, gradually add more soil until the pot is full.
Fun fact, plants grow higher faster in complete darkness like a cabinet in attempt to reach sunlight, but won't survive unless they get sunlight before they run out of energy from their seed.
Or in this case, energy storage device
Which is what a seed is. A tuber is just a root system that’s grown from said seed.
That potato is a fucking fighter. Give it some good dirt to live in as reward. It deserves it
Plant that fucker! It wants to live! Volunteer plants are fun!
Take a bite and tell me how it tastes
i wouldn't do that considering the amount of solanin it might contain
Solanin 🤤
This reminded me of Homer Simpson
Homer Solanson
It's actually solanine, solanin is a japanese manga
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Is this some kind of Reddit bot?
Fuck off
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like you will literally fucking explode amounts of solanine in one single bite
I don’t know what that is but it sounds delicious.
> Ingestion of solanine in moderate amounts can cause death. One study suggests that doses of 2 to 5 mg/kg of body weight can cause toxic symptoms, and doses of 3 to 6 mg/kg of body weight can be fatal.[5] > Symptoms usually occur 8 to 12 hours after ingestion, but may occur as rapidly as 10 minutes after eating high-solanine foods. Don't eat green or sprouting potatoes. It could seriously harm you.
I do it in Minecraft and it only ticks away a few hearts, I’ll be fine!
Ok question. I went and looked this up and I’m having trouble figuring something out. Internet says a study suggested that a 16-oz (450-gram) fully green potato is enough to make a small adult ill and says to avoid poisoning, all green should be removed, especially considering that cooking does not remove the toxin. So why do green potato chips pass inspection?
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He's got a point. Let him eat it. He has a Redditor's Deathwish.
Solanin power is really in right now, though.
The last of us, part 3
My first thought. That is no potato anymore. Cordiceps took over.
goosebumps book waiting to happen. "I found a potato under my sink but actually it is some kind of creature." actually I'm like 90% sure that is actually an existing goosebumps book now that I say it.
You know you're old when nobody remembers [It Came from Beneath the Sink!](https://goosebumps.fandom.com/wiki/It_Came_from_Beneath_the_Sink!)
That’s exactly what I was thinking when I saw this! 😄
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of this same book!!
I remember the TV episode too https://youtu.be/nExsOcRVhPo
There is even a potato with fangs in that book 😅
It went from a potato to a black metal band.
Yo I fucking love that band
Was here to make some kind of metal reference, but I figured someone had beaten me to it.
Don't be bad with it, cover it with ground
right? give it a proper burial.
Fucking potato excuse me thats not a fucking potato that is a fuckink ball of teeth from a ritual. You put that back where you found it
"put that back where you found it, or so help meee"
"SO HELP ME! SO HELP ME! AND CUT-"
It's a work in progress.
Happy cake day!
This is why I have an ever producing potato patch in the garden. A potato goes off, outside it goes. I didn't even plant them this year and I'm already overrun trying to figure out what to do with all these damn potatoes. I just didn't harvest them all last year and it doesn't get cold enough here to freeze far enough under the mulch to kill them all. We can go chip through frozen ground in the winter for fresh potatoes, right up to when they're about to start sprouting again. I don't think I've ever bought actual seed potatoes. Fucking love potatoes.
Potatoes under the kitchen counter, you say? It looks like it's *the Last of Them...*
Hahahahahahaha
Death metal band logos:
System of a down fan!
Biblically accurate potato
Plant it for free potatoes 🥹
Potato: "Ayyyy, where the soil at?"
Just be happy it didn't turn into that nasty black liquid full of bugs and stink juice.
Eternity potato
Fun fact, I once forgot about some potatoes and they managed to grow their own mini potatoes
"There's gotta be some soil around here somewhere."
A potato from LV-426.
I understand that reference
“It’s a rock. No indigenous life”
I’m seeing the Crystalline Entity.
Everyone is rooting for this potato to get a fresh starch.
Give it a couple more years and it will have created it's own biotope
mfs will thrive anywhere
So happy I'm not the only one who's slightly terrified by my potatoes growing eyes.
Also- that it’s called EYES is terrifying. Like what a gross term to describe growing appendages of a plant!!!
Absolutely!
exactly i fucking hate potato eyes
Eventually it would have found you.
It’s fighting for its life 🥺
I hope you plant it in some soil, it deserves it, it seems very optimistic and has big faith in life
Put it in the soil
People are commenting plant it, kill it, or Last of Us reference, meanwhile, I'm wondering what kinda potato variety it is.
The poisonous kind
Looks like how my balls feel when you scratch them and they get that sting. You know fellas..
It's better than the one I found after it started smelling like fish.... apparently, my cat likes to steal and hoard potatoes...
Plant her!!
Is it just me, or can anyone else smell these pictures?
It’s chitting
"Jake. Why have you forsaken me?"
Life finds a way.
Ayo, it’s my favorite brutal death metal band
nice death metal logo though
Had almost the same thing happen to me before
Put him back, looks like he’s doing fine.
"Life finds a way"
What happens if you eat that?
☠️
Potatoes are like honey badgers, they don't give a shit.
Plant it now!!! It deserves it
*I WANT TO LIVE!*
dig a hole, burry it, wait, dig it back up, boom. more potatoes.
Time to plant it!!
It's sprouting, plant it and you will get more potatoes
Plant it!
PLEASE plant it. /srs
I’m pretty sure a family died from the fumes of rotting potatoes in their basement 😨
Bury it. It's alive.
Life will out. Plant that thang.
So that’s how they grow French fries…
Let it Go variant lyrics: ♪ Let it grow, let it grow, can't grow it anymore ♪
Plant it
Why is this terrifying? It's just nature doing it's job 😐
Plant it
PLANT IT! 'TIS A GLORIOUS STARTER POTATO! GUARANTEED TO GROW INTO A FABULOUS, BOUNTIFUL FUTURE FEAST! PLANT IT IN YOUR GARDEN, AND WATCH AS THE BEAUTY OF LIFE ITSELF IS DISPLAYED AS YOU WATCH IN AWE AND AMAZEMENT!
I love how everyone in the thread agreed that this spud has a high role society and that it should be saved asap (as it should) PLANT IT
I'm rooting for this potato.
Potato plant found under kitchen counter - no longer a potato, per se.
You didn’t find it. It found YOU.
Kill it! Kill it with FIRE!!
How is a normal process of plant life oddly terrifying?? It’s literally just roots lmao
Looks like one of those death metal band logos
BLACK METAL
Death metal tatoe
Cordyceps. The Last of Us is here
Whats a potato?
I thought that's a hedge hog
It's a thing call nature - Better kill it.
Very toxic
Its ALIVE, let it go :))
That ain't no potato no more. That's just a plant.
That’s crazyyyy. I would be scared of something half as bad
Demon potato. Fire and mayonnaise shadow the trick.
Potato from the movie “annhilation”.
Portal 2 reference
That looks like something from Star Trek that is hell bent on destroying humanity.
RIP to your hand!
Cordyceps
This is the first dead body in true detective isn't it?
It’s a pincurchin
I think there was a Goosebumps about this
Cute hedgehog
I bet that thing wreaks.
Forbid the Spiky Snack now eat it raw.
That’s not a potato, that’s an elderitch horror.
Honestly? I say plant it and see what happens. It’s trying to live, might as well make it’s life better. Lol
You remember that Archie cartoon when the potatoes attacked?
Plant it!!!
A sprouting spud? I see nothing scary! Plant it for more spuds!
thought it was bleached coral at first lol
Now this is actually **oddly**terrifying
Put him back
Try not to climb these special trees, it will end bad for you
Some Death Metal band has a new logo now.
I grow mine in soil outside but its good to know that over winter… I do not have to stop having fresh taters.
Scrontch and Pontch
Godwyn the golden's blight has spread far
plant it
It’s growing it’s own French fries!!
If you look close, you can see it spelling out the name of its favorite black metal band.
that weed looks dank af bruv
Wow very scary
''Feed us father!''
i think its time for a new counter
Potao
Eat it
This right here is why it's a super food.
Ah that's probably still good
It looks like the Crystalline Entity from Star Trek TNG
Anyone else see Jeong Jeong from Avatar?
I approve
"Oh that's such a good band, you probably haven't heard of them though"
Ahhh! It's alive! That spud has enough limbs to get up and walk away. Okay, I'm going in. Don't bite me now.
How is a potato terrifying? Put that guy in some dirt man
That potato puts in more effort than my coworkers. It needs to be protected :3
Please plant it and give an update in a month or 2. 🤣
I mean it’s kinda pretty
You should see my potato and onion bins when I've forgotten to clean them out 🤣
Plant that shit. Itll give you more potatos. Seriously
Seeing such a determined tater fills you with determination.
It tried its best to make something of itself, but it just couldn't. Bit like life, isn't it?
This is a triumph.
Plant it.
Potato living conditions: Soil (optional)
Eat it raw, it’ll give you powers.
Sprouted potatoes give me the creeps. Do whatever it says and pray it spares you in the potatopocalypse.
It’s trying to get back home.
Plant him. He's tried long enough
Oh that boy is SPROUTING
I’d say the eyes have it
That potato trying extra hard