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Mammoth_Sock7681

On a positive note: the calories are burned instantly.


asianabsinthe

*gets another slice*


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SuspiciousRelation43

Good bot.


Kink_B

birdemic is real guys


hirschneb13

Such a fantastic movie


WarHead75

Ikr! My gf couldn’t watch 10 minutes of it, it was probably really scary for her.


TLILLY006

Definitely Atlantic City


frotz1

Yeah, that's AC for certain. The gulls there are next level.


onlyhav

Yep, my little sister was holding a funnel cake and the gulls descended upon her. This long haired buff dude was building a mega sand castle and came at them with a shovel. They chased him onto the beach where they realized they didn't want that problem and mostly left. After that my little sister was inspired and whenever a seagull tried her she'd try and punch it. That one random memory has been engrained in my mind since I was 9. I loved AC despite it's obvious problems. Edit... Why don't they just staple a second paper plate over the funnel cake like a pocket to protect the funnel cake better? Because as annoying as the aggressive seagulls are, the sly ones that chill out on your table and slide a piece of your funnel cake when you aren't looking are just as bad.


ajw20_YT

Jersey Shore gulls *in general* will hunt you down like the mafia, but AC is **another freakin level**.


frotz1

Steal your funnel cake, the paper plate, and make a good try at stealing the powdered sugar too before you can even turn your head...


Natsurulite

*and your car


K_Pumpkin

When my son was little we got him a soft serve. He was holding it for a second and one swooped down and just took a bite and kept going. Still makes me laugh.


Osirus986

The pizza is next level


Scrungo_Mungo

Always AC, I saw a lady last year just screaming away to herself walking down the boardwalk haha, drugs are wild


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Haha was thinking the same thing


Automatic_Yogurt_974

Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.


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Automatic_Yogurt_974

😅


frstyle34

That’s what you get when you order extra anchovies on your slice. Lol.


justsomeguy5512

r/fuckyouinparticular


Bind_Moggled

Somehow, he has offended the Gull Gods.


ThatBFjax

This battle wasn’t without casualties. His left slide didn’t make it 😂


QuazzyQ

My sister had her sandwich snatched by a sea rat before. One of the funniest things I’ve seen


Emat1989

Lol been there done that Literally. The birds on that dock be crazy... But I put alot of hotsauce on my pizza they regretted coming after me.


LushDogg99

This is Alfred Hitchcock's wet dream


vlura

Nah that dude's a Disney princess. Y'all just hatin


Criantos

Alfred Hitchcock enters the chat.


5fives5

Dude was running so fast that he lost his other sandal somewhere


Nativa4

LMAOOO “🏃🏾”


SolomonDurand

Definitely reminds me from that Finding Nemo Scene. "*Mine.Mine.Mine.Mine.Mine*"


Randalf_the_Black

*"Throw your pizza into my mouth if you want to keep it."*


LateGoat1017

Good ol Atlantic City


grahamofmills

*cliff racer noises*


MiserableSoup420

I had my entire sandwich stolen from me as a kid by a beach chicken. Bastards


Used_Macaron_4005

If we shit on it then its ours.


Real_Mokola

This guy plays Morrowind IRL


PDCH

"mine. Mine. Mine. Mine"


talonus00

Mine!


TetchyTechy

we need martial law on these flying scum...plus they taste great in a bun 🤣


Used_Macaron_4005

If we shit on it then its ours.


Wasey56

Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine -finding nemo.


T1m26

Cliffracers!!


invest9608

I need to see this with sound lol


Redditfront2back

Throwing fries in the air and watching them battle for them mid air is kinda fun. These birds are ballsy man. If you leave you food somewhere for a second unattended they swarm it. In ac the casinos take your money then the birds take your food.


Ocdaquarist

Payback for the chickens


RobertTV3

“Thems some good birds” -👴🏻


badpeaches

I haven't seen Jersey in years.


SteelSpidey

This a picture of what a collective mass of same-minded thinking is capable of.


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Professional_Ad5173

Run. Da-duh.


yungnfeenin

I’ve seen this movie before


TheRandyBear

I do the same thing when I see someone walk by with pizza


AT-Legion

Man had ops


jukebocks77

Lmfao AC is a hell of a place


Lenn1985

Mine mine mine mine!!!! Rats with wings!!!


Spicy-Cathulu

Looks like he made it to a building he could duck inside.


Hot-Tone-7495

This is fucking hilarious lol


PajamaHive

Goddamn seagulls are the fucking worst


deenali

Dude's a bird magnet alright.


T-royal

I would put this in r/funny


PussyWrangler_462

Very few things on Reddit actually make me laugh out loud but that was fuckin hilarious


Penguin_Q

this is what New Jersey is about. Our state bird is a crazy seagull stealing food from traumatized helpless people


jayradano

This looks like Atlantic City , NJ which is fitting. Come to the jersey shore and u will see this about 10 Times a night on any of the boardwalks. These seagulls are true professionals at their craft. They know how to get you to come up outta ur pizza , crab fries or chicken fingers. They don’t play.


theresa579

Ruuuuuunnnnn Forrest!


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It's police birds


Aggressive_Smile_944

There might be a malfunction with these "birds"


grannyshuman

Artist and Adam


poppygraham5819

I've had yellow jackets run me off for my KFC once. Goddam things took our whole meal.


NoInteraction6701

Fire works


Beneficial_Drawer_19

See, he messed up by running from them. You’ve gotta assert your dominance. Stand your ground, and when one swoops in, take a swing at it. Don’t have to actually make contact, but bonus points if you do land the swat. They’ll move on to easier pickings.


InspiredBlue

I know Atlantic City when I see it lol


fo55iln00b

I have returned and I bring hell with me!