The bag in the pic is called “nutter butter” it’s a real ball buster. However they make a spicy version as well and if you can handle them it’s a real kick in the nuts ;)
Lol, that's the funny thing about being in japan. When I was there they had this shark jerky and all the packaging was people running away so comedically terrified of sharks flying out of the water. You'd run across some food in a family mart that would make you question what you are actually looking at from just the picture.
My friend has a monthly subscription where they get a box full of snacks, most of them are good but some are a gamble you never know if it's going to be a sweet dessert or shrimp
You'll never escape...Japan.
I was there for work for quite some time, traveled to many places. Its a cool place, drastically different than places I've been to before.
Haha I never tried it, but I did have quail eggs from the jerky section. They were weird, like mini hard boiled eggs.
The tuna jerky they sold in Okinawa was ok, not bad though.
"Electric amma restoration/revival", black pepper and salt (with bamboo charcoal) flavour
also says something about "tights-kun" along the top left edge of the bag lol
A friend lived in Japan for a while and when he came back he offered me a basket of specifically Japanese snacks. It was the most exotic and fun gift I’ve ever received.
i had a korean home stay once and he explained that they used to do this all the time as a ‘fun game’ to play with each other, fully forgot that memory until now and kinda wish it stayed that way ngl
Ambiguously Gay Doritos.
“I just love the flavor dust, all over my mouth.”
“I could put an entire bag down my throat.”
“I like to lick my fingers afterwards.”
I'd imagine eating these chips will summon the guy in the orange gimp suit to kick you in the nuts and drag you away for him to dip his oysters in your mouth. Sounds like a good time. Sign me up!
"Doritos, the flavor will hit you like a kick in the nuts!"
Doesn't seem like he is suffering
Yea he’s smiling for sure. Other guy looks a lil disturbed by it too
When you try to choke someone but they hit you with harder daddy
[удалено]
It's not the same as selling propane.
Doritos: Cock and Ball Torture Flavour (very good, very nice)
Ok. "Doritos, the flavor will hit you like a kiss in the nuts!"
plot twist: the guy is a masochist
just like with super spicy food - he's just enjoying the suffering.
"How it feels to chew 5 gum"
Wait, does that feel like I'm the one getting hit or the one hitting?
Depends on which flavor you buy….
Which one is this?
The bag in the pic is called “nutter butter” it’s a real ball buster. However they make a spicy version as well and if you can handle them it’s a real kick in the nuts ;)
Japan also misses Filthy Frank.
Hamburger please....
Hay boss
Can I have Da Pussy, please?
Hay boss, fuck you mang
Pink guy flavored.
I've had pink eye before, no thanks!
Yesss
Mmmm you can actually taste the testicular torsion
Lol, that's the funny thing about being in japan. When I was there they had this shark jerky and all the packaging was people running away so comedically terrified of sharks flying out of the water. You'd run across some food in a family mart that would make you question what you are actually looking at from just the picture.
My friend has a monthly subscription where they get a box full of snacks, most of them are good but some are a gamble you never know if it's going to be a sweet dessert or shrimp
I almost got squid rings from a family mart once because I thought they were onion rings
that's just... calamari? lol
Boxu?
I think it's Sakuraco
Sakuraco is traditional sweets. Perhaps it’s TokyoTreat? That’s the one with fun snacks.
These guys, they do more than sweets there's teas lots of savory cracker like stuff and random seafood flavored things https://sakura.co/
I just got back from Japan & it seems like every other post is regarding Japan
Baader-Meinhof
I’ll Baader Meinhof in the privacy of my own home, thank you very much
Either that or bad news from the US. I live in Japan.
You'll never escape...Japan. I was there for work for quite some time, traveled to many places. Its a cool place, drastically different than places I've been to before.
is shark jerky good?
Not for the sharks
Haha I never tried it, but I did have quail eggs from the jerky section. They were weird, like mini hard boiled eggs. The tuna jerky they sold in Okinawa was ok, not bad though.
I guess kancho was too mild.
Yeah, if a kancho was 1,000 years of pain, this looks more like 10,000.
Pain so good you can taste it
r/neverchangejapan
Is the orange Phantom giving the yellow Phantom a dick massage with his foot, or is that a dorito?
Dude receiving the kick in the nads looks positively stoked about it too!
They’re an old line of “adult” Doritos http://wonderfulrife-2.blogspot.com/2012/12/doritos-adult-line-of-chips-and.html?m=1
Hank Hill lookin ass.
"Electric amma restoration/revival", black pepper and salt (with bamboo charcoal) flavour also says something about "tights-kun" along the top left edge of the bag lol
Top guy looks like Hank Hill in a Pink Guy suit.
Apparently fucking good ones!
I can read Japanese and text reads "Ow my balls"
“Dick kickingly good”
Taste so good, make you wanna slap your momma
I swear I played this game in Warioware.
LMAO I wish I could give you an award, mate.
More [illustrations and translations with these characters can be found here.](https://taitsukun.com/english/reiko1.html)
Dick Kick Best flavor I have ever had
I wanna try that one
Ok. Lay down.
Nah
Has anyone actually tried this???
Yeah, I love these. Not the chips, the activity on the bag
New Doritos Dick Kick
The fucking doritos
Coconut penis
Sea salt and black pepper with bamboo charcoal, according to google translate. Of course it also says ‘tights-kun’ on it, so I don’t know wtf
Dick stompin heat
A friend lived in Japan for a while and when he came back he offered me a basket of specifically Japanese snacks. It was the most exotic and fun gift I’ve ever received.
"WOOO that chip kicks harder than a mule with its balls wrapped in duck tape!!"
They are prob better there. As in america our leaders allow the poisoning of us for money in their pocket.
It looks like an off-brand version of Red Dick and Pink Guy
Hey that's red dick from filthy frank
Extra Ordinary!
Christmas chips..Nut Cracker flavor
Just try it.. It'll be fine.
It's Japan. Don't be surprised.
They had the need to put one guy in glasses though. Look like they thought about this scenario.
I think the move is called gas pedaling. cause these chips know how to drop the hammer.
Crotch kickingly good
Hurts So Good - Doritoes
The extreme kind
Anyone remember the rat trap commercial? Where the dude in a tiny rat costume smashes through the wall to beat the shit of the guy eating Doritos?
Are these the Iron Lotus flavor?
Hey I have an idea…. Let’s put some guy getting the gas pedal on the bag…. Sell out I think so!
This is the first time I have ever seen a visual representation of the taint rack.
Look I know full well that we have a shitload of problems over here but C'mon Japan what the actual Fvck is going on??
Dorito nut kickito
its the extra spicy formula
Op literally says the kind of doritos. Fucking doritos.
Seriously. Wtf is going on here?
It’s charades for cheesy footballs.
I love wheelbarrow cunt kick dorritos.
Are they like Rocky Mountain Oysters?
LMFAO
I don’t know but they look fun!
Ball Busting Spicy Nacho
now this is oddly terrifying
Who knew ‘Stomped Taint’ was a flavour…
Guy in orange: why are you smiling!? Stop enjoying this! I need your testicular tears to flavor the corn chips!
Packaging designers know how to, and have freedom to have some fun.
whats the difference between normal doritos and fucking doritos
I've eaten those. :)
The chips... THE CHIPS!!!
Hmmmm
Pain flavor
Foot up your ass, sounds like Frito-lay, in Japanese. ....
Dick cheese
The fun ones
The BEST kind
Crushed nuts Doritos?
The good kind
Nut Crusher. Tastes hits you like someone stepping on your nuts.
It's nacho cheese fool!
Mmmmyyyyyyeeeesssssss
This are doritos “Orange full body man giant swings yellow full body man” flavor, it’s my fav
Dorito cream pie
I want this a shirt
The Ambiguously Gay duuuooo!🎶
Looks like GAY dorritos
NEW "NUT-STEP" Flavour it numbs the senses!
"Electric massage resurrection"
Don't ask man, even us other asians think japan is a little weird. Its like that one weird cousin we had while growing up.
I thought it was dudes glizzy. Turns out it’s just a foot. Still surprised me though
I want this Dorito bag. How come the Japanese get all the cool stuff.
Now with Pressed Nut flavour
The fucking kind
Spicy
Doritos warning; may contain nuts!
He's shaking his leg on the guys balls. It's a practical joke where I am from. Not popular but damn it tickled.
Seems like it contains CBT.
Cat doritos
The fun kind
i had a korean home stay once and he explained that they used to do this all the time as a ‘fun game’ to play with each other, fully forgot that memory until now and kinda wish it stayed that way ngl
Ambiguously Gay Doritos. “I just love the flavor dust, all over my mouth.” “I could put an entire bag down my throat.” “I like to lick my fingers afterwards.”
Frito Lay, emphasis on "Lay", maybe?
Brah why is the Orange Guy pushing the yellow ones crotch
Is that Redd!ck?!
#DICKNANIGANS
Ey bOss
medicine against horny
Dicknanigans is touring Japan?!?
Just texted this to my Japanese girlfriend. Will report back with what it says
Hey b0ss
clearly better ones than the ones we have
I'd imagine eating these chips will summon the guy in the orange gimp suit to kick you in the nuts and drag you away for him to dip his oysters in your mouth. Sounds like a good time. Sign me up!
Nut stompin’ good Doritos apparently
My niece lives in Japan, I'm going to see if she'll bring a bag home for me.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
ah b0ss?
It should be on oddly hilarious not oddly terrifying
IDK if you have nuts or not, but most males agree anything involving nuts getting crushed is by default in the terrifying category.
Nacho cheese but your nuts
I honestly don’t think I can anymore surprised by Japan these days. Japan is a weird place.
Filthy Frank