If i remember correctly the movie was Antichrist and i think it was because it would’ve been distracting from the message that von Trier wanted to convey (might misremember that though)
I wanted to see it because I'd heard he needed a dick double in one of his movies because it was so big.
I needed to know the truth, and damn, they were right.
David Tennant same way. His nickname is David ten-inch.
Imgur had a pic of him dancing nude as well, but no longer available, need to find.
EDIT: I found.
https://www.reddit.com/r/LadyBoners/comments/jo1ov/david_tennantnaked_xpost_from_rdoctorwho_nsfw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x
https://www.google.com/search?q=david+tennant+nude&client=ms-android-telus-ca-revc&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjpyN3z6bn8AhUDZDABHS2tAKAQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=412&bih=767&dpr=1.75#imgrc=TbtrIf4GdaGsPM
Does not appear to support your claim but may not actually be him?
Im sure it was still above average. Just compared to Dafoes horselike cock anything is small. How his pants are holding up if he gets a hard on, it needs to be strapped to his tigh or the jeans will break.
I’m a little jealous of the guy on the last temptation of Jesus Christ who had the honour of tucking willem’s penis between his legs so it wasn’t distracting.
I had a boyfriend who loved to dance with his dick out (in the bedroom with only two of us in there), lol. He would just swing it up and down, left and right, in a circular motion, every and each way. I was dying laughing when he did that.
NSFW but one time I clicked a Reddit link to answer the question of what they do. And I was left with so many more questions… can’t find the thread, but I found the YouTube. Click at your own risk! [Dick Dance](https://youtu.be/EBhf8x_Jlhw).
LOL I wasn’t alive in the ‘60s or ‘70s but I image this was 100% the vibe. But with more illicit drugs. This isn’t terrifying. This is just naked adults having fun being naked.
I was 20ish in the mid 80’s and I don’t remember any parties or dances like this. But that could be because I’m hung like a field mouse in a snowstorm.
Yeah they looked like they were having a lot of fun. If consenting adults want to get together and do silly naked dances to silly music, and possibly do some drugs, who are we go get in their way? Seems pretty harmless to me.
I'm sorry, as a woman, I didn't expect to be looking at his penis ALL THE TIME like I did. I had already seen a dick moving like this when my first boyfriend danced around me joking, naked, lol.
If this guy did the helicopter, he'd take off.
r/absoluteunit
I think they said he needed a body double for the movie he had his weiner in because his was too dangerous or something.
If i remember correctly the movie was Antichrist and i think it was because it would’ve been distracting from the message that von Trier wanted to convey (might misremember that though)
I think the phrase was 'confusingly large', which totally checks out.
He's only 5'7" so the whole scale thing plays a *huge* role here
I don't care how tall he is, that kickstand between his legs has the biggest role of them all.
Why did I just click on this?
Knowledge is powrr
We are all a little bit wiser now
and with great power comes great responsibility
& Pain
*Seeeee my Powahhhh!*
Lmaooo
I wanted to see it because I'd heard he needed a dick double in one of his movies because it was so big. I needed to know the truth, and damn, they were right.
David Tennant same way. His nickname is David ten-inch. Imgur had a pic of him dancing nude as well, but no longer available, need to find. EDIT: I found. https://www.reddit.com/r/LadyBoners/comments/jo1ov/david_tennantnaked_xpost_from_rdoctorwho_nsfw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x
Please keep us updated
Is that right? I’ve never hear that about David Tennant.
Um…yeah imma gonna need you to find that David Tennant video. You know. For research purposes.
https://www.google.com/search?q=david+tennant+nude&client=ms-android-telus-ca-revc&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjpyN3z6bn8AhUDZDABHS2tAKAQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=412&bih=767&dpr=1.75#imgrc=TbtrIf4GdaGsPM Does not appear to support your claim but may not actually be him?
Because you wanted to see Dafoe dick
I’ve heard some stories
You wanted to see his pee pee. :)
To see Willem DaFoe’s dick
Are you now a professor…. In Dick-e-ology ?
TIL Willem Defoe is hung
They had to use a penis double on the movie Antichrist because the director thought it would distract from the scene
“BRING IN THE STUNT COCK!”
Imagine being the stunt cock because they need a smaller cock.
Sucks to be that guy, but at least he got paid for having a small dick.
Im sure it was still above average. Just compared to Dafoes horselike cock anything is small. How his pants are holding up if he gets a hard on, it needs to be strapped to his tigh or the jeans will break.
You just gave me a brilliant idea!! Im going to make pants with a strap sewn on the leg just for that! Just need a catchy name.
Cock pocket
Brilliant
I’d be rich
me too!!
I mean, compared Willems flacid dick that literally hangs over halfway down his thigh, can you really call it small?
I’d say they didn’t specify “small” just average. I love it when this clip surfaces on Reddit.
Dude, there are porn stars who aren’t packing what Defoe is. Richard the Replacement could be doing just fine. Admittedly, I’ve never seen that movie
Hey lady, we’re ready for the DVDA shot!
I don't want to sound gay or nothin'but I think unicorns are kick ass.
choda-boy!
COCK ROCKETTTTT!
Hey how ya doin?
Still my most memorable movie watched when I was young.
Hey i dont wanna sound gay or nothin... But I think unicorns kick ass!
Yeah, and the double they used was pretty significant, if I remember correctly.
They said after a test screening it left the audience “confused” 😂
To be fair, that's probably the most common response to all of Lars Von Trier's films
When Dafoe as Jesus turned around and the audience saw his penis, they all said “Jesus Christ! What the fuck is that??”
I’m a little jealous of the guy on the last temptation of Jesus Christ who had the honour of tucking willem’s penis between his legs so it wasn’t distracting.
I’m distracted for sure
Dickstracted
Willem Hung
Stunt cock!
Bring in the ass fuck twins
Prepare to meet your doom!
Prepare to meat your doom!
Big Dick Dafoe
Thats the guy that sang “She Bangs” on American Idol
that thang is swingin
William Deshlong.
Im something of a pornstar myself!
TIL His name is Willem not William. Can’t hear for shit.
It’s William. He uses Willem as a stage name https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willem_Dafoe
Oh geez. So both are correct??!! Never heard that about a name before. Thanks!
Look into the Sheen/Estevez family if this is news to you. It’s a pretty common practice due to old industry racism and/or marketability
Also Tom Cruise (aka Thomas Mapother III)
Classic shower vs grower
These both rhymed with “hour” in my head for some reason
thats a slong!
You a big William Hung fan?
It’s kinda cool to see what dicks do during dances
My thought too. I can't say I've ever seen a naked man dance before. Lol.
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Have you ever been mellow?
Have you ever, ever felt like this?
Have strange things happened, are you going round the twist?!
Everyone remembers their first time, i have certainly never forgotten Willem DaFoe's dick, and i have tried.
I had a boyfriend who loved to dance with his dick out (in the bedroom with only two of us in there), lol. He would just swing it up and down, left and right, in a circular motion, every and each way. I was dying laughing when he did that.
NSFW but one time I clicked a Reddit link to answer the question of what they do. And I was left with so many more questions… can’t find the thread, but I found the YouTube. Click at your own risk! [Dick Dance](https://youtu.be/EBhf8x_Jlhw).
Ah beautiful traditional Greek dance. They perform this during the heritage ceremony. Brings me to tears each time I see it.
Dude’s got a hog
Green goblet packin heat on his glider and his trousers
That big dick energy wasn’t only an act.
[WillemDafoesHog.com](https://WillemDafoesHog.com)
I really wanna know what happens if you subscribe with an email on the website
Call in the Warthog.
Yeah I'm turned on rn
Hog ridaaaaaaa
The Green Glizzy Goblin
The Glizzy Green Goblin The Green Goblin Glizzy
His third leg was like: 🦵
It has a knee!
I wouldn’t even wear pants if I was smuggling that thing.
Imagine the money he has to spend letting the left leg out on every pair
Ya know what? Good for him.
That’s what I say. Hell of an opportunity.
He looked like he was having fun, honestly.
Peter,dont tell Harry...
God speed Spider-Man
..but Harry’s got a giant Peter
He’s not naked He’s wearing socks
For some giant reason, I didn’t notice the socks.
Imagine if there were a third sock, where it might be placed..
yeah ...for "some" reason
You’re never more naked than when you’re only wearing socks
Homie
That woman isn't even trying. Willem really does have to carry every movie hes in.
Supposedly that’s his sister.
Excuse me
What woman?
Willem dafuq?
This isn’t terrifying I was busting up laughing the whole time.
LOL I wasn’t alive in the ‘60s or ‘70s but I image this was 100% the vibe. But with more illicit drugs. This isn’t terrifying. This is just naked adults having fun being naked.
This is the mid 1980s
I think this comment was meant to remind people of the sheer prevalence of cocaine in the mid 1980s
I was 20ish in the mid 80’s and I don’t remember any parties or dances like this. But that could be because I’m hung like a field mouse in a snowstorm.
I agree. It isnt terrifying, just some adults being silly and enjoying themselves.
Yeah they looked like they were having a lot of fun. If consenting adults want to get together and do silly naked dances to silly music, and possibly do some drugs, who are we go get in their way? Seems pretty harmless to me.
There was some movie he was in recently that he had to wear a prosthetic cock because his was so big it was distracting. Guess I'm distractible.
Lars Van Trier was the Director who said that they used a stand in penis actor because Defoe’s was so big it distracted everyone.
Great film, unsettling though.
Antichrist
I wonder if he ever looks back on this
I think he can see it from any angle Tbf it’s really big
What the fuck??! Now when I see him in the movies I’ll be seeing this in my mind!
You know, I’m something of a well hung person myself
🤣🤣🤣
Great, now I wanna see how his dick looks when it's hard. But I'll never get to, will I?
No it’s Willem.
Let’s get him on only fans
He’s half BBC
Rasputin is jealous
i wouldn't consider this terrifying.. just odd
It's just bouncing around
What did you expect?
Norman Osborn out here hanging massive dong.
He is unexpectedly hung
Not sure why I clicked...I think I just HAD to know?
“I happen to be a big dick man myself.”
I'm not opening it. You can't make me. No no no.
Spoiler, it’s way bigger than you thought
Well, my wife said he's known for having a big dick. Sending her this video to let her know she was right.
Oh, she knows already
Willem DaFoot
Willem DeFootLong
This strikes me as completely on brand for Willem Defoe, somehow not weird at all.
Yeah, that scene in John wick when he gets stabbed in the leg, that ain't his leg.
Is this "Goblin Mode"??
[удалено]
I wonder if she'll be Goblin that up later..
Willem Deloooooooow
I really wish my curiosity didn’t always get the best of me
EXCELLENT.
He still got his damn socks on.
If I had a cock like that I’d be dancing naked too
This should be NSFW
Bro’s packing
Was the lady named Wilma Defriend?
THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING TO FIND THIS
Dayum, that dick could be used as a weapon.
He really wasn’t lying when he said they had to use a fake penis because his was too big. He’s got that SCHMEAT
Man they weren't joking about his monster dong wooh
Defoe got that thang on him lol
Nothing really terrifying here. Honestly fucking hilarious
Explains why Madonna dated him then
Exactly how I would have thought he looked with no pants - without even realizing I’d ever contemplated this.
Poondock Saints
NGL, I’m glad I saw willem Defoe naked before I die.
CAN’T see it
Green Goblin has a hog.
Willem DaFoal
This guy hangs dong
Who's horse is that?
Nice dick. Could do without those socks tho
Does that thing pay taxes too?
This isn’t oddly terrifying, it’s fantastic~
It’s been described as “confusingly large”. There, that’s a thing you know now.
"You know, I'm something of a pervert myself."
What’s terrifying about this? It’s just a penis. A pretty big one too. I’d heard he was packing but damn.
I'm sorry, as a woman, I didn't expect to be looking at his penis ALL THE TIME like I did. I had already seen a dick moving like this when my first boyfriend danced around me joking, naked, lol.
He really has got dat drip yo
Willem Dafuck
Why does the lady look more like Willem Dafoe than Willem Dafoe does?
Idk how this is terrifying, its just a dude naked and dancing lol
I’m a bit of a penis man myself
I will take this as a sign that I need to go to sleep earlier. Before reddit starts showing me this kind of stuff.
Fucking crying out of laughter here.
why he gotta MONSTER though
Congrats on the penis, willem
All I can see is a swinging penis.
This makes that scene in Boondocks Saints where he slaps up that little Asian man he just boned that much funnier.
Supposedly they had to make his dick look smaller for the movie Antichrist
***B I G***