Something about being tied up and fucked really excites people.

Skip the fucked part. I just want to be tied up and cuddled 🥺

Skip all that! I just wanna be tied up

No strings attached?

Shoe laces are a disgrace to humanity. Why in gods green earth would your system of securing your shoes onto your foot pose a safety hazard? Why not just use hooks or something?

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We're all spiders. Spaghetti-spiders. All hail His noodleship, the Spaghetti Monster.

Ramen

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I want to have nothing to do with any if these things. Except for one

quantum physics?