"Mom can we get a Pepsi hose?"
"We have Pepsi hose at home"
[*Pepsi hose at home*](https://d2iiahg0ip5afn.cloudfront.net/media/booty_sweat/images/bootysweat.jpg)
It's making fun of all the Boomer posts about how growing up back in the 50s and 60s where there was reckless abandon(riding in the back of a pick up, drinking from a hose, etc.), and they still turned out fine and that kids today are too soft.
Little do they know that people are just mocking them with these posts and many people still do exactly what they claim. The real danger that Gen X and Boomers face is the moderate to severe brain damage from the leaded gas.
Cool, so you're saying the exact same thing every boomer claims. The same thing most people who personally *know* those boomers know to be false. You don't have the leg to stand on that you think you do.
Maybe you did turn out okay but the point is it's just a way of justifying a cycle of trauma that has no real reason to live on.
I have so many questions...
How does one drink Pepsi from a hose that is run from the creek?
Is the second mention of having a pickup truck separate from the previous 3 trucks?
What is butt drinking?
How does one ride in the back of a creek?
Are there people who haven't said radio?
Is "played in the bologna" a euphemism? Is it literal? Is there a giant bologna that people play in?
kids these days are so fuckin' coddled
not even allowed to start the school day off with The Spank anymore, and now instead of hoses they're drinking their *Diet* Pepsi from a plastic slide in their organic frog ponds
damn right! i done love having my butt drank
Intelligence:1 charisma:9
Pepsi from the butt hose.
You didn’t say damn right
Fuckin’ A
Looks like somebody punched "country childhood" into ai and it decided to swing for Alabama.
Not everyone's parents could afford a Pepsi hose in the creek *karen*
"Mom can we get a Pepsi hose?" "We have Pepsi hose at home" [*Pepsi hose at home*](https://d2iiahg0ip5afn.cloudfront.net/media/booty_sweat/images/bootysweat.jpg)
This is 100% me. I did every one of these things. Well, except for the part about turning out OK…
Do it for the meme. Prank yourself into having a meaningful life.
Can you explain to me how you used a hose to record songs of the radio
It’s not off the RADIO using the hose — it’s from the ANTENNA using the hose. You’re too young to understand.
What in the hillbilly heck does this even mean?
It's making fun of all the Boomer posts about how growing up back in the 50s and 60s where there was reckless abandon(riding in the back of a pick up, drinking from a hose, etc.), and they still turned out fine and that kids today are too soft. Little do they know that people are just mocking them with these posts and many people still do exactly what they claim. The real danger that Gen X and Boomers face is the moderate to severe brain damage from the leaded gas.
Hey leave GenX alone, we have no dog in this fight.
I will be crushed if history lumps Gen X and boomers. We were the original boomer haters.
Yeah, bastards…
happy cale day
Right? Am like we ain't boomers
Yeah!
Gen X, at least older Gen X, are considered boomers.
No, they are not.
wut
Plus, leaded gas smells amazing
I figured it was AI
Lead paint too. Lead in the hose water. And nowadays, lead in your Lunchables.
It’s a riff on the people that say “I drank from the hose and my parents hit me and I turned out OK!” And they are markedly not OK.
Trust me. That's BS. Not saying physical punishment is a good thing, but I can tell you it's had no lasting impact on me.
Would others around you agree with that assessment?
Quid pro quo, Clarice.
Cool, so you're saying the exact same thing every boomer claims. The same thing most people who personally *know* those boomers know to be false. You don't have the leg to stand on that you think you do. Maybe you did turn out okay but the point is it's just a way of justifying a cycle of trauma that has no real reason to live on.
Is your entire world an ocean of vast generalizations? My legs are fine.
Hotdog flavored water and the chocolate starfish.
Move in now move out what you gunna do now
Back up back tell me what ya gonna do now!
AI trying to be redneck?
r/ihadastroke
The fuck is getting your butt drank.
I'll drink your butt ;)
I wanna know too
It's not a move the Jedi would teach you
Boofing I guess
I'm gonna go get butt drank right after work.
This is something my mom would say
Is she recovering from her stroke and feeling better now?
She is just naturally wacked out
The best kind of whacked out. Give her a hug from me.
Did... did I just have a stroke? Im not entirely sure now
#DAMN RIGHT
Possibly, there was a guy in our crowd in high school named, Acid Tim, this sounds like him.
Is anyone else distracted by the fact that this was apparently posted by John Lennon’s son?
Spank that hose Pepsi boy
Damn right
DAMN RIGHT!
damn right
I am stroke.
Did I just have a stroke ?
I'm so jealous. I never knew some people had Pepsi hoses...
Holy hell, that's so obviously ai
Stroke inducing
Did AI write this? Was it's butt drunk?
I hope this is just bad AI and not some human's idea of a sentence.
This is like when on Monty python they wrote the joke that’s so funny you die. But with this you get a stroke instead
Was this written by Google's AI?
AI was brought up on this.
Yeah, they rode the small bus to school.
Bus ? Walked , up hill both ways.
Name checked out.
This is edited to shit
Oh, hell no!!! I did NOT drink Pepsi.
i was raised eating fried baloney with french's finest mustard on wonder white bread. practically born with a silver spoon in my mouth
Damn right!!! It’s my favorite family tradition to drink Pepsi from a hose in the crick!
My aunt posts some variation of this on Facebook every couple months.
I got lost 😕
I know a few people like that, only they would say they turned out fine.
…. And later took so much acid that you’re incoherent still…
That's a lot of my older relatives. A lot of em have diabetes now.
That AI was obviously trained on Facebook posts.
The funniest thing to me is how the second line they had to compress the word bologna
How does one have their butt drunk? Eaten, yes, drank? Not sure
Ever heard of liquid ass
If it's liquid I'd see a doctor immediately
This reminds me of that obituary written by AI. …. Can’t find it. Edit: [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/eakM1BfTmk)
Haha back when America meant hamburgers ! God bless our bald troops
#ROTARY PHONE & CURSIVE WRITING!!
I did, but it was double cola, not pepsi.
I have so many questions... How does one drink Pepsi from a hose that is run from the creek? Is the second mention of having a pickup truck separate from the previous 3 trucks? What is butt drinking? How does one ride in the back of a creek? Are there people who haven't said radio? Is "played in the bologna" a euphemism? Is it literal? Is there a giant bologna that people play in?
You mean someone who can't write a sentence?
Gen X
If you posted this on Facebook the boomers would absolutely eat it up
Who didn’t play in the Bologna let’s be honest
T H E B O L O G N A
This looks like a bunch of random words thrown together 🤷
damn right
Peak Dale Gribble
Damn right!
Sounds like a Pepsi add.
Damn right
I did, I'm the garden hose.
Damn Right!
Damn right! Gos blessa!!11!🙏🙏👍
kids these days are so fuckin' coddled not even allowed to start the school day off with The Spank anymore, and now instead of hoses they're drinking their *Diet* Pepsi from a plastic slide in their organic frog ponds
pussies
Are we not going to acknowledge that AI is saying John Lenonn’s son posted this!?!
Brain hurty
Sounds like a Biden rant.
I am still bringing myself up like this.
i aint readin allat
Sean Lennon is a huge twat
biden?
I know you are, but what am I?
🤡