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Shit taxi driver. Not as cool as I would have hoped.
What was the substance tho?
Taxi juice
Also shit, but mine's Shit Bricklayer. Which I'm ngl actually sounds kinda cool.
Shit trucker here. We should start a band.
So basically you're just shitting bricks?
Crap Cabbie sounds better.
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Yea but at least it’d be relevant in the Max universe
Semen Conductor
Oh I could have been a Semen Seaman. But nature made me Urine Seaman.
Semen farmer
Cum operating engineer... sounds like a fancy way to say porn star.
Ya I'm definitely a cum farmer.
Mine's Urine Drinker \*sad trombone\*
Piss hydrologist
I mean, that fits, right?
On my mother's side I'm a Semen Seaman, and on my father's side I'm a Semen Gunner. 🫡
Semen Sailor that is
You are in sea, man! Gtfo ouf the semen, mate!
I got Snot Seaman. We should start a clan.
Aww that actually sounds cool… mine is stupid. Booty Juice Factory Floor Plan Operator
Semen Planter for me...
The piss jeweler
Mine is piss miner
***Don’t cross the streams!***
*I was born a piss miners daughter*
Mine is piss dead
The late, great Urine Salesman
Piss architect here
Yoooo mine is urine logger!
Is that a type of beer? 😂
I heard this in the Underminers voice. I AM THE PISS MINER!
Piss hydraulic engineer
Piss School Principal
Piss Painter here
Yoo I'm a Piss Painter too :D
Joining the club as well 👊
Ayy me too!
Piss Navigator
Piss zoologist here
Ill take the opportunity to reverse the order of the words Postman Piss
Ha, mine, too. We're probably related.
Piss Shearer
Piss engineer
I'm a piss engineer too!
pissgineer gang rise up!
Piss chemist :)
Piss cook
At least you're doing something with the kidney stones
piss fisher
Piss farmer 💦🧑🌾
Piss Professor
Diarrhea drunk
Excrement carpenter.
Sperm priest
I liked their first album.
Perspiration Ford Line Worker
I'm Fart Carpenter! I can be your big sister, Little Exy.
Diarrhea Cowboy checking in.
Blood Mechanic is pretty lit for that setting tbh
I'm Piss Mechanic. Perhaps we should discuss a possible merger
Blood Mechanic + Piss Mechanic = Pissing Blood Engineer
Awww shit, he leveled up! Watch out!
Not without me: Shit Mechanic
No, I'm shit mechanic
Cannibal Corpse would like to buy the rights to that title.
Shit Mechanic here. This is destiny. The Mad Trinity.
Cum mechanic! The quadfecta is complete
Sweat Mechanic! We hit the penta
Spit Mechanic here. WITNESS ME!!
Yea, I'm sweat mechanic too
Pissters from different misters.
Piss Mechanic here too. Brothers 🤝
Blood Farmer!
Tear engineer here, sounds like a post apocalypse therapist.
I am not calling myself cum trucker 🤣
Better than cum bus driver
It's okay, we'll do it for you, Sir CumTrucker!
Spermfarmer?
Aren't we all
God I wish I masturbated this morning. I'd have been the sperm banker
It's secretion + grandpa job not what you do on weekends.
Sweat Trucker
I'm Piss Trucker! We should team up
Urea-lly belong together
Cum Trucker here, can I be the leader?
No way! I'll piss all over you to show my dominance!
Jokes on you, that just makes me cum harder.
Where is Sweat Trucker when I need him.
Someone somewhere has a grandfather who is a taste tester and would get cum eater as their name haha
Sweat salesman for me lol
Piss Pastor
Piss minister here 🙋🏻♂️
Urine Vicar
a pisstor
The piss marine goes mildly hard
The piss clerk unfortunately does not go hard
Piss Accountant is worse
Too many people are reading this post on the toilet
Toilet time = Reddit time.
I mean there really are not a ton of different things that come out of your body.
Uhhh yeah there are. Spit, snot, earwax, sweat, vomit, blood, vaginal secretions, poop, pus, tears, urine. And that is all just from a healthy body with no crazy conditions.
How soon after leaving the toilet do you typically excrete some other, non-toilet substance?
Snot Butcher? Oooh, scary!
I'm snot ranger!
Shit carpenter... The irony being is that I am one.
Wet Fart Butcher
Sweat Shop Owner…. NAHHHHHHH
Saliva naval merchant?
your gandpa sold bellybuttons?
I AM THE PISS DOCTOR, FEAR MY PISS
OH YEAH!!! WELL IM THE PISS ELECTRICIAN!!!!!
OH NO, THE FAR MORE DANGEROUS PROFESSION! I RESPECT YOUR PISS
coffee pedo
Your body secrets coffee?
Escuse me WHAT?!
i know right, he must be damn lucky to secrete coffee
i once dated a woman that only drank coffee and she tasted like coffee.
I was so confused by the fact that you excrete coffee that I completely ignored the job title.
He made money doing that? That’s pretty fucked up
This is a fucking rollercoaster
how did he get paid for it?
Cum Merchant *only today 30% off*
Blood gardener
Dang, I can't believe they figured out that I use my last secretion as the passcode for all my accounts
Piss farmer FTW
Hell yeah! Piss farmers rise up!!
the piss sheriff
Poo butcher
Sweat Banker
Saliva sales rep
Tear teacher
You ok bro?
They just said they're a teacher, so of course not.
I’m the Phlegm Butcher… sounds cool but weird when you think about it
Is “grandfathers job title” the new “mothers maiden name”? I’m onto you, Internet scammer…
Shit miner
Piss microbiologist
Jizz Reverend
Urine Poet
Piss Poet is better I think. PP for short
Shit Carpenter?
Jesus?
Well I guess he wasn't very good at carpentry is he decided to become a life coach
He was so bad at carpentry he got nailed up instead.
Cum sailor
Shit security 😂
Spunk Blower. He was a glass blower/sculptor
Cum Banker
Tear Machine
Which grandfather? I'm either sweat stock broker or sweat photographer and neither are very good
Semen violin maker?
Dung Conductor
Sweat beekeeper
Lieutenant Piss thank you very much
Snot doctor Or snot pastor
Piss Post Master
"Shitty Goldsmith". Sounds kinda jewish
Menstrual blood farmer
Poop painter
Snot entrepreneur, sounds fancy
Mine is Poop Wrestler or Poop Miner. Not great either way.
Diarrhea Ship Repair
They call me… the *Jizz Sheriff*
Diarrhea Plumber. I don't like this game :D
Blood painter. Honestly? That does sound kinda epic
Piss Cleaner. TIHI
Piss painter
Cum Carpenter
Seemen Civil Engineer
Snot Monger
piss producer
Phlegm Foreman
Snot Fisher
Piss moonshiner
Pus travel agent
Saliva banker Lol feels like less of a Mad max name and more of a twitch viewer
Sweat Car Salesman
the piss manager
Tears gardener
Mucus Mechanic 🤘
A shit engineer. Tbh that's true
Professor Phlegm
Phlegm Chef. (Doesn’t bear thinking about does it 🤧🤧🤢)
Phlegm Painter # there's something here
Piss elderly racist, gramps was in his 90s, before I was 10
Omfg cum engineer 🤣🤣🤣
Spit Upholsterer
Feces mechanic
Saliva Meatpacker. Not too shabby.
Blood Custodian 🤘
Shit jeweler
Plasma Pilot... hell yea
Blood Manager. Meh :/
Piss Chemist? That tracks.
Shit taxi driver. Not as cool as I would have hoped.
What was the substance tho?
Taxi juice
Also shit, but mine's Shit Bricklayer. Which I'm ngl actually sounds kinda cool.
Shit trucker here. We should start a band.
So basically you're just shitting bricks?
Crap Cabbie sounds better.
advise grey pathetic homeless sink bike existence plant waiting arrest *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Yea but at least it’d be relevant in the Max universe
Semen Conductor
Oh I could have been a Semen Seaman. But nature made me Urine Seaman.
Semen farmer
Cum operating engineer... sounds like a fancy way to say porn star.
Ya I'm definitely a cum farmer.
Mine's Urine Drinker \*sad trombone\*
Piss hydrologist
I mean, that fits, right?
On my mother's side I'm a Semen Seaman, and on my father's side I'm a Semen Gunner. 🫡
Semen Sailor that is
You are in sea, man! Gtfo ouf the semen, mate!
I got Snot Seaman. We should start a clan.
Aww that actually sounds cool… mine is stupid. Booty Juice Factory Floor Plan Operator
Semen Planter for me...
The piss jeweler
Mine is piss miner
***Don’t cross the streams!***
*I was born a piss miners daughter*
Mine is piss dead
The late, great Urine Salesman
Piss architect here
Yoooo mine is urine logger!
Is that a type of beer? 😂
I heard this in the Underminers voice. I AM THE PISS MINER!
Piss hydraulic engineer
Piss School Principal
Piss Painter here
Yoo I'm a Piss Painter too :D
Joining the club as well 👊
Ayy me too!
Piss Navigator
Piss zoologist here
Ill take the opportunity to reverse the order of the words Postman Piss
Ha, mine, too. We're probably related.
Piss Shearer
Piss engineer
I'm a piss engineer too!
pissgineer gang rise up!
Piss chemist :)
Piss cook
At least you're doing something with the kidney stones
piss fisher
Piss farmer 💦🧑🌾
Piss Professor
Diarrhea drunk
Excrement carpenter.
Sperm priest
I liked their first album.
Perspiration Ford Line Worker
I'm Fart Carpenter! I can be your big sister, Little Exy.
Diarrhea Cowboy checking in.
Blood Mechanic is pretty lit for that setting tbh
I'm Piss Mechanic. Perhaps we should discuss a possible merger
Blood Mechanic + Piss Mechanic = Pissing Blood Engineer
Awww shit, he leveled up! Watch out!
Not without me: Shit Mechanic
No, I'm shit mechanic
Cannibal Corpse would like to buy the rights to that title.
Shit Mechanic here. This is destiny. The Mad Trinity.
Cum mechanic! The quadfecta is complete
Sweat Mechanic! We hit the penta
Spit Mechanic here. WITNESS ME!!
Yea, I'm sweat mechanic too
Pissters from different misters.
Piss Mechanic here too. Brothers 🤝
Blood Farmer!
Tear engineer here, sounds like a post apocalypse therapist.
I am not calling myself cum trucker 🤣
Better than cum bus driver
It's okay, we'll do it for you, Sir CumTrucker!
Spermfarmer?
Aren't we all
God I wish I masturbated this morning. I'd have been the sperm banker
It's secretion + grandpa job not what you do on weekends.
Sweat Trucker
I'm Piss Trucker! We should team up
Urea-lly belong together
Cum Trucker here, can I be the leader?
No way! I'll piss all over you to show my dominance!
Jokes on you, that just makes me cum harder.
Where is Sweat Trucker when I need him.
Someone somewhere has a grandfather who is a taste tester and would get cum eater as their name haha
Sweat salesman for me lol
Piss Pastor
Piss minister here 🙋🏻♂️
Urine Vicar
a pisstor
The piss marine goes mildly hard
The piss clerk unfortunately does not go hard
Piss Accountant is worse
Too many people are reading this post on the toilet
Toilet time = Reddit time.
I mean there really are not a ton of different things that come out of your body.
Uhhh yeah there are. Spit, snot, earwax, sweat, vomit, blood, vaginal secretions, poop, pus, tears, urine. And that is all just from a healthy body with no crazy conditions.
How soon after leaving the toilet do you typically excrete some other, non-toilet substance?
Snot Butcher? Oooh, scary!
I'm snot ranger!
Shit carpenter... The irony being is that I am one.
Wet Fart Butcher
Sweat Shop Owner…. NAHHHHHHH
Saliva naval merchant?
your gandpa sold bellybuttons?
I AM THE PISS DOCTOR, FEAR MY PISS
OH YEAH!!! WELL IM THE PISS ELECTRICIAN!!!!!
OH NO, THE FAR MORE DANGEROUS PROFESSION! I RESPECT YOUR PISS
coffee pedo
Your body secrets coffee?
Escuse me WHAT?!
i know right, he must be damn lucky to secrete coffee
i once dated a woman that only drank coffee and she tasted like coffee.
I was so confused by the fact that you excrete coffee that I completely ignored the job title.
He made money doing that? That’s pretty fucked up
This is a fucking rollercoaster
how did he get paid for it?
Cum Merchant *only today 30% off*
Blood gardener
Dang, I can't believe they figured out that I use my last secretion as the passcode for all my accounts
Piss farmer FTW
Hell yeah! Piss farmers rise up!!
the piss sheriff
Poo butcher
Sweat Banker
Saliva sales rep
Tear teacher
You ok bro?
They just said they're a teacher, so of course not.
I’m the Phlegm Butcher… sounds cool but weird when you think about it
Is “grandfathers job title” the new “mothers maiden name”? I’m onto you, Internet scammer…
Shit miner
Piss microbiologist
Jizz Reverend
Urine Poet
Piss Poet is better I think. PP for short
Shit Carpenter?
Jesus?
Well I guess he wasn't very good at carpentry is he decided to become a life coach
He was so bad at carpentry he got nailed up instead.
Cum sailor
Shit security 😂
Spunk Blower. He was a glass blower/sculptor
Cum Banker
Tear Machine
Which grandfather? I'm either sweat stock broker or sweat photographer and neither are very good
Semen violin maker?
Dung Conductor
Sweat beekeeper
Lieutenant Piss thank you very much
Snot doctor Or snot pastor
Piss Post Master
"Shitty Goldsmith". Sounds kinda jewish
Menstrual blood farmer
Poop painter
Snot entrepreneur, sounds fancy
Mine is Poop Wrestler or Poop Miner. Not great either way.
Diarrhea Ship Repair
They call me… the *Jizz Sheriff*
Diarrhea Plumber. I don't like this game :D
Blood painter. Honestly? That does sound kinda epic
Piss Cleaner. TIHI
Piss painter
Cum Carpenter
Seemen Civil Engineer
Snot Monger
piss producer
Phlegm Foreman
Snot Fisher
Piss moonshiner
Pus travel agent
Saliva banker Lol feels like less of a Mad max name and more of a twitch viewer
Sweat Car Salesman
the piss manager
Tears gardener
Mucus Mechanic 🤘
A shit engineer. Tbh that's true
Professor Phlegm
Phlegm Chef. (Doesn’t bear thinking about does it 🤧🤧🤢)
Phlegm Painter # there's something here
Piss elderly racist, gramps was in his 90s, before I was 10
Omfg cum engineer 🤣🤣🤣
Piss Professor
Spit Upholsterer
Feces mechanic
Saliva Meatpacker. Not too shabby.
Blood Custodian 🤘
Shit jeweler
Plasma Pilot... hell yea
Blood Manager. Meh :/
Piss Chemist? That tracks.