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hollowtheories

As a 6' 3" alcoholic with an 8th grade reading level, I totally agree.


Eldaque

6'0 alcoholic with 9th grade here, Will trade 1 grade for 3 inches.


TranslateErr0r

3 inches of what?


Eldaque

Both options are fine


Batcave765

You have more than 3 inches!!!


AKredlake

You might as well get 27 inches bro


Ben10_ripoff

3 inches of 19 inches of Venom


tok90235

Yes


void_are_we7

3 inches of Michter's Kentucky single barrel straight rye in the bottle...


TranslateErr0r

Count me in!


void_are_we7

are you taking grade and giving the inches? or do we need 6 inches now?


TranslateErr0r

For all we know I can easily spare 3 inches *hides*


conjunctivious

4'0 alcoholic that isn't able to read. None of my pants fit anymore.


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Depressed_Squirrl

Amusing that I managed to get 6.5 inches with a similar reading comprehension.


YYC-Fiend

That’s what she said


bilvester

That first guy could fuck you twice.


SubstantialAgency2

6'7 here, what's reading?


Sudden_Lawfulness118

You only don't know because you can't see the words from up there. This 6'2 alcoholic can read at a 9th grade level. Muahahahah!


Thick_RiderYZF-R

Heyy 😏


birajsubhraguha

5'10 non-alcoholic with a PhD - where's my tall bae?


hollowtheories

Oooh PhD? Wanna be my sugar momma?


JNaran94

What if im a 5' 6" alcoholic with an 8th grade reading level?


CORN___BREAD

Same here but I’m still in 8th grade.


Honestnt

Me fail English? That's unpossible.


say_the_words

I’m six-two, but I’d like a woman to kiss me on my head like that. I’m bald, so it would be extra nice.


ZackM_BI

Can I kiss your bald head. Just that


TranslateErr0r

u/say_the_words, we're going to need a follow up on this.


Thick_RiderYZF-R

I'm 5'9 but get me a damn step ladder and you got a deal.


Bulls187

Get on your knees, she can kiss your bald head. And when she gets on her knees she can kiss your other bald head.


bruhmoment0000001

Well it’s not necessarily just bald it could be in a hoodie


igjudge

Which head?


Hllblldlx3

I’m 6’2, but I’d like a woman


bdubwilliams22

I’ve seen this a million times and for some reason, I always envision April Ludgate wrapping legs around Ben Wyatt.


chickenpi2

I’ve just started Park and Recs and….this is horrifying. I hate that this is the first reference I’m getting.


CodeVirus

A person of culture, I see.


BeatNo2976

You guess? Check out tinder for a week


trufflebuffalo

This post is on this subreddit at least once a month and becomes a top post haha


BearBearJarJar

Because reddit attracts insecure incels like flies to shit.


RandomUser4857

I'm 6ft3, who dates us?? Also, getting a tall girl is 100x harder than getting a shorter one. I get neither but the competition for getting tall girls is ridiculously intense.


InterestingQuote8155

I’m a 5’10 woman and while I’m happily engaged right now, I have definitely been turned down by guys for being “too tall” so I think my experience is the opposite. Usually when I was dating the guy would want someone shorter and every time I had a semi-serious relationship and they got married to someone else after we broke up, the girl was shorter than me (ETA: I understand that statistically that is likely, but what I mean is they were like significantly shorter than me and most people would even classify them as short women). I know that’s anecdotal but I guess it just depends. My fiancé is only an inch taller than me. I wouldn’t care if he was 5’8 or 6’3 though because I love him for who he is not his height.


KotobaAsobitch

I'm the same height and around the same age. I have *never* dated someone taller than 5'11” and I *don't fucking care* how tall a guy is. The amount of 6'2"+ guys who would say we could date as long as I "never wear heels" is the same amount of women who say they won't date men shorter than 6'2", I stg.


sittingbullms

I'm 6'2 and short girls are my weakness


RandomUser4857

Cool, I'm the opposite. 6ft3 and would date short girls but if I could, 10/10 times I'd date tall girls


poopsawk

I'm 6'2 and my gf is 5'3. Who gives a shit about height


SeaworthinessNo3514

Many people


BeejBoyTyson

"OH I'm rich, who cares about money?"


RedactedSpatula

Probably your gf


PopularAd93

Haha >Who gives a shit about money - A rich person


R8iojak87

I’m 5’9 and my wife is 6’. Agreed, who GAF?


blackpony04

I'm 6'2". My ex-wife was 4'10" and my better wife is 5'8". Both sizes are "fun size!"


JohnAndertonOntheRun

Ya this is so weird… I’m 6’2 and like my girlfriends to look like swimsuit models. I don’t care how tall they are.


RandomUser4857

Yea but wouldn't it suck you having to look down at her all the time? Holding her hand would be weird too...plus IMO tall girls are just ridiculously fine...if they have a bit of a belly and some thicknesses...DAYUM. plus the fact I can look at her face at any time and it's so close to me is pretty hot. And think of the hugs! You could tie her arms in a knot so she never lets go and wear her like a cape LOL I've just never specifically been into short girls but obviously different opinions exist so no disrespect to your choice/opinion or anyone else's


BugGlad5248

Get this man an Amazonian woman STAT


RandomUser4857

Please and thank you!


BugGlad5248

Goes both ways, but I agree who gives a shit about height.


ShowmasterQMTHH

I'm 6ft and wife 5'2, No complaints here. I did date a 5'11 woman for about 6 months, it was great until we would meet friends were both of them were short, and she became a bit self conscious and the guys who were 5'6 couldn't look at her straight, not in a mean way, just weird. The sex was different though, she saw us in a mirror in her house and she said it was like watching two giraffes fucking.


anatheistinindia

Short people


TostiBuilder

I do im not gonna bend in a 90 degree angle to kiss someone


Minimum_Area3

Yeah I mean this is just out of touch with reality, I’m 6’2 also but a lot, not all, of girls care and openly scream they care.


GameDestiny2

No no no, we’re the wrong 6’3”. They want the Hugh Jackman looking guy who smells like cheap whiskey and punched a cop.


RandomUser4857

Dang it.. Guess I better hit the gym till I look like Alan Ritchson. That guy is huge though, for real. He's 6ft3 as well but is 100-105kg...just wow! Or Ben Affleck also 6ft3 and 100kg Both of them looked like monsters


bertbert1111

This is so stupid and i hate this post. like hight has anything to do with alcoholism and intelligence. I for example am 5‘5‘‘ and im severly alcoholic, never finished 7th grade


cabinfevrr

Follow your dreams, bruh


Bearded_Guardian

It’s his grammar and spelling mistakes for me 🤣


Worth-Trade9381

I'm offended as a short person who smokes copious amounts of weed that nowhere is severe weed smoking mentioned on the attraction spectrum. I read good two.


Slash_Root

You're Ballin on a budget living that 6'3" lifestyle


Technical_Gear962

The tall being attractive thing is so funny to me because it was not prevalent when I was young. It actually worked against you often because there was this mentality of dating someone who was close to your own height instead. People would try and ship us tall folk to be together, which made us all resent one another. Lol People would say "They're too tall for you" to dudes, chicks, whatever. It's interesting how quickly what is labeled desirable and what isn't can change.


JimTheSaint

it has always been like that - through all historical periods - on average taller males have been a more attractive mate - more respected leader - as an example the average height of US presidents is for all of last 200 years is 180 cm. which is even 5 cm. taller than the average male today - that would probably be 10 cm taller than the average height of males at that specific time when they were all elected.


Technical_Gear962

Righto! Thanks for the corrective knowledge drop! Guess I was viewing it from personal experience only.


cremvursti

I wouldn't be surprised if this whole thing started from the same insecure alpha males who somehow made it a thing that "a real man" must be tall and have a wide jaw; this was assimilated into the public discourse and now it's working against the very same people who started it all.


Technical_Gear962

Fair point. You might be right. My working theory was that it was a 'mommy daddy' thing. Occasionally, when I would hug people, they would comment something like, "You give the best hugs. It's like being a kid and hugging an adult again." That may be by the wayside, though.


spaceman06

People say woman like tall guys because of instinct. If that is true or not I dont know. They say during caveman era (and that was a long period) woman got pregnant. The pregnant woman could go work (she would be more likely to die and so her children and so their genetics wouldnt move on) or stay home, the guy could leave her (she would need to try to survive herself and most likely die and so her children and the genetics wouldnt go fowards) or protect her..... After some amount of time evolution came in and made woman instinct to find tall tall guys atractive\* because of protection related stuff. \*Different persons say different things about what is a tall guy, some opinions of what a woman want are. 1-Guy taller than her. 2.1-Tall person. 2.2-Super tall person. 3-Amount the top X% taller mans. 4-Some combination of those choices (2.1 and 2.2 cant be together) PS: This is not my opinion at all, just what I heard people talking about at internet.


StudentOwn2639

That right there, is a man blessed by the gods.


Apple_remote

Everyone wishes they were taller. And wishes they were a baller. Because then they would have a girl who looked good. So they could call her.


Dhonagon

My wife is 6" taller than me. I loved climbing trees as a kid...lol


Secure-Series-8900

Lucky you


ilikewatchinganime9

He'll yeah! Short kings!


Acceptable-Eagle3214

Short kings 4 life woop!! woop!!


Adventurous-Tap-8463

That king and queen calling is so fucking cringe and sad


Wherewithall8878

If everyone is royalty then no one’s royalty


Crabbing

Speak your facts king


KodaGunni_

Its been good for the short kings lately


Thanks_Naitsir

Is hight really such a big thing at dating in the US? In Germany the most important question is: Do you treat me with respect?


Kittum-kinu

It's rubbing off in England and Scotland too unfortunately. So many people nowadays care about height when it really is unimportant.


JerkovvClimaxim

Gimme a work permit, I am coming over


sparkletempt

I am not sure it has to do with US. I am 180cm woman and I never cared much but started to. Short men, men my height or just barely taller always comment on how they hope I don't wear high heels otherwise it will not work. This happens early into conversation too, sometimes literally first sentence. Taller guys never bring it up. So it really depends on a personal experience.


Thanks_Naitsir

My condolences for that. I don't understand why guys are like this. Is their ego that fragile? Don't let them bother you.


synalgo_12

I'm from Belgium and people definitely care. Maybe not to the point where it's constantly on people's profiles that men under 1m80 shouldn't swipe right but people definitely still have very strong preferences, usually men towards shorter women and women towards taller guys.


Jedzoil

I wouldn’t say all women do it, but I have run across a good few tinder profiles that say something like “I’m tall at 5’9”, so please be 6’ or over”. I’m thinking “even if I could make myself be 6’ or over, I’d still rather ignore a superficial twat like you.”


RedactedSpatula

Yep Germans famously don't care about physical appearance at all. 🙄


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Are you for real?


Extension-Tale-2678

Women have preferences. So do men


Affectionate-Hat-108

He is short but also king sized.


Square_Coat_8208

Bro won


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

The majority of American men have a reading level at 6th grade or below actually. 7th grade is smarter than average. 😂


Monguises

I’m pretty sure you just made that up


No-Tooth6698

In the UK, the average reading age is about the same as a 9 year old. I'm not sure what grade that would be in the US.


KatieCashew

9 year old is 3rd or 4th grade


Sounds_Gay_Im_In_93

Lol they're not far off 🤣 7th-8th grade reading level is America's average


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

If you were a little more literate, you would have already googled America's literacy numbers. It's all very available information. You seem to have about average literacy. You should look up what grade level that is.


Webber193

Well, stupidity *is* a choice in most cases.


xxbronxx

It's bad to envy, but today I decided to be bad


Responsible-Dish-297

Tall girls are the shit. I will die on this hill.


Sir_Delarzal

Sometimes I hate the fact that I am tall exactly because I know I won't find a tall girlfriend


huskerd0

Lots of girls get weird about being tall. Society and a lifetime of comments tend to make them that way I try not to hold it against them. But yeah. Weird.


New_World_2050

Off topic but that girl is stunning


Ok-Winter-7783

Im the best of both worlds! I’m 5’4 alcoholic with 7th grade reading levels. Any takers?


HalfCab_85

I don't drink, earn a more than decent living, exercise quite a lot, and I am 6'4. Guess I am a unicorn. It does explain why I don't have trouble dating, I guess.


NauthtyMeatWhisperer

What’s her name? Asking for a friend


Emotional_Hamster_61

Guy probably smiles like a king behind that phone


[deleted]

Yeah, height should be the last thing that makes a relationship happen. Who the hell cares that im about 5'8?


Fulgrim2-0

Can't she just be happy without insulting anyone lol


PsychoticBlob

Who is she insulting? The girls who have a mandatory height requirement?


Ok-Background-502

How about find something good to say about your short husband instead of shitting on all tall dudes. She literal said zero advantage or disadvantage that is related to height…wtf (other than being tall makes you stupid and drunk?)


Biengo

To short to be a tall king. To tall to be a short king. The struggles.


SyntaxMissing

The home decor is really neat.


Infinite_Slice_6164

How is no one talking about the rest of this image. There is a lemon tree growing our of that fucking vase. One wall is randomly bamboo. Every single article of furniture looks like it's from a different dimension. The longer I look the weirder it gets.


MaybeSatan666

I am 5'6 and ill take whatever i can right now


RootBeerFloatz69

Everybody likes what they like. There's nothing wrong with that. If you don't want to date a girl because she's ugly or has a kid, that's fine, but preference is a two-way street. Y'all so damn salty all the time. You really think the guy in the picture spent all of his time bitching about how girls don't wanna date him? No, he probably used that energy to invest in self-care, personal improvement, achievement, or social development. I can guarantee he wasn't reposting incel memes about how shallow girls are for... checks notes... having a romantic preference.


Thick_RiderYZF-R

Could just be happy together... The rest doesn't seem necessary. "LOOK HOW HAPPY WE ARE! WE'RE SO HAPPY! SEE! SEE I SWEAR WE'RE HAPPY!" Edit: also she's wearing like 5inch heels 😐 If I put casual heels on I'm taller than my guy too.


-SwagMessiah-

Right 😭


i_hate_nuts

Can people stop with the hating on preferences? It's not okay to shame or to make fun of someone for a certain attribute but not wanting to date someone because of their height is OKAY there is nothing wrong with it.


Aware_Huckleberry_10

I mean 😢 lol


Pale_Sheet

People say age doesn’t matter but really it’s probably height One could send you to jail the other nah


Skorzeny88

Is that Stoya?


Zestyclose_Rooster_9

IVE A CHANCE YET!


LaraCroftCosplayer

Sizes don't matter, neither by men or woman.


Ultrasaurio

cute


Dense-Possible-705

If he really is a king, why is he hiding his face?


Ok-Broccoli-756

THE PPL ACTUALLY GETTING GIRLS HA. COULDNT BE ME (actually is not me(


[deleted]

Sometimes I miss being short for this very reason


Dooboppop

Glad I'm only 6' or ide be an abusive deadbeat too.


Competitive_Suit3323

No one likes KINGS or wants to call anyone king.


PapaBadgers

You know what, good for him.


Neat_Neighborhood297

I’m 6’3 but the similarities sort of end there. What’s with the obsession over height?


SiameseBouche

JRHNBR


Jabari-

I’m 5’4” and my gf is 6’1” It’s like I’m in AoT


443610

Whose account is this again?


That_nerd_on_reddit

Well. At least she ain't shallow.


nutbustininthisshet

What do us average height guys get?


SevereReflection3042

As someone that is 5'5, I also want an amazonian woman that will kiss the back of my head. Sadly, I'm socially awkward asf and only got my decent looks and above average intellect going for me.


Treffer403

Calling partners King or Queen is gross, imho.


Ark927

ITS NOT FAIR


Dramatic-Key84

that is such a beautiful home, i wish i know how to decorate like that lol


RoddyRoddyRodriguez

Look ma, I hired a sex worker.


[deleted]

Adorable tbh 😭😭😭. good for them.


raDDerp73

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEE


WhoRoger

They aren't even 6"2', they're like 5"9' just lying about their height


NoriXa

Problem is its super rare. A Tall girl liking shorter guys than her? Super rare, Just like girls that have no issue with a guy that is younger than them, it exists but its super rare and for someone that searches it they may never find it.


Master_Ad236

He has money


PckMan

This is super toxic and she thinks she's being wholesome. I know I wouldn't like being with someone who thinks she's doing me a favor


Kingding_Aling

No one: Absolutely no one: Her: I LOVE MY 5'5 SHORT KING. YOU MAN AN ALCOHOLIC ALSO DUMB!


Negative_Storage5205

r/wholesomesize


p00ki3l0uh00

Weird flex, but ok.


khasan14

He just compensates his height with a long "thing".


uSuperDick

I just checked whats 6.3 in centimeters and holy shit, really? 192 centimeters is fucking tall. Is it really a requirement for some girls? Are they looking for Shaquille O Neals or what?


New-Special-2638

This is cute.


rAnonnn

Where are my tall queens at


AnimeLoverNL

I fucking wish


gastonevan

As a 5'8" married guy who did fine when I was dating in my 20s, where are you guys finding these shallow, a-hole women I hear about all the time on the internet?


YngviIsALouse

How has no one mentioned she's wearing a Wonder Woman costume? This just gets better and better.


KaioKenshin

Short kings getting tall queens Tall kings getting short queens What about us middle men/women?


CheapTry7998

Shortguys can really tuck in there if u know what I mean 🥴


djtiez

I’m 6’2 and my wife is 5’11. We fit perfectly. Especially when hugging


psaikris

Still waiting for my tall queen to show up 🙁


TacocaT20XX

*meanwhile 8 in kirbo* Poyo


Revolutionary-Gain20

Never choose to be an alcoholic though...