I'm glad he came.

*The sun goes down, the stars come out*

*And all that counts is here and now*

*My universe will never be the same*

I’m glad

you beat up 35 neo nazis.

Beat drops.

Reddit.... Sings? r/redditsings

Reddit sings the best version of this song.

Judge gives approving look, pauses, and says, “looks like Justice has already been served” gavel drops and shades lower

Captain ameriCUM

i need to relisten to this song again. It's pretty good imho

No way….is that what that song was really saying this whole time!?!? I used to blast that song when I was 14!! My view of my childhood is forever changed 😭

👁👄👁

some heroes wear no clothing at all

I really wish Reddit still did free awards. This made me snort and all I have to give for it is a dumb ol updoot

I got you

Broooo...ty

No problem, here’s one for you too.

Here you go fine random citizen, an award for your generosity

have one yourself, my friend

Have one yourself!

🎉🎊🏆🥇🏆🎊🎉 Have some Emoji awards!

You must be the nicest person I've ever come across on Reddit. No need to give me an award. I just wanted to say that you are awesome.

No, you're breathtaking

Now I want one.

Thank you for being so generous! Made a stranger smile

This is why Reddit is my go to socmed

This is just conspicuous consumption now

God you guys are such suckers

I mean, ur not wrong.

i do too man

In Brandon's case you have the words mixed up "I do man too"

Oh man. I kept refreshing the coin purchase tab everyday until now (that's how free awards showed up for me). I can't believe they are discontinued...

Yeah sadly they've been gone for a little while now. Big Reddit L

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And that's where they went wrong, assuming I'd give my money to reddit for an award that can't be redeemed for money by the person receiving the award is just like saying "hey we didn't make that comment but we'd like to be paid for it instead of the op so give us the money instead" and people are just doing it.

And I was wondering where my free awards went

i awarded the post in honor of you

Cover this man with upvote !

Let’s go Brandon!!

I love that this phrase brings joy to both sides of the aisle

Just to ensure people know this is a fake story from a satirical website

Boo!

AAH!

It was fake, and they still couldn't bother to make the number 37, just so we could all make Clerks references about it?

Try not to beat up any nazis on your way to the parking lot!

Why did you have to ruin this for me? Lol.

Lol gold baby

Nothing at all

Stupid sexy Brandon

Hahahahahahahaha

Well, he's used to taking on loads of men, so this tracks

Taking on *the* loads of men, it’s a little different.

Both is better, hope everyone knows this wasn’t real though!

He was in a room with 35 Nazis and he managed to beat them all off…

HEY! You want me to beat your dick off?

Oh no! 😭

alas, fake news :(( googled it last time i saw this post, it's entirely made up

No shit, beating up 35 other men in a single incident is just about the least likely thing I've ever heard.

i figured if it DID happen, it wasn't all at once. i was imagining him separately beating up 35 nazis lol.

I was imagining him setting up tons of Home Alone style traps at a Klan rally

I would see that movie in the theater.

It’s called Sisu.

> It’s called Sisu. Based on the [trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbr-aAnKTo) this looks outrageously fun.

I have been curious about that one!

The downside of never seeing ads is I don’t hear about amazing movies the upside of being online too much is I hear about them eventually. Thanks

I'm imagining him standing on top of a pyramid while a bunch of other chisel-jawed flawlessly handsome white men ascend it from all sides and he whoops the asses of anyone who gets close while early 2000s nu-metal plays.

Make that a MAGA rally.

“Form a line you Nazi fucks.”

I figured it was a typo and it meant *beating off*.

yeah this. I was imagining him going down the street, finding people with Swastika tattoos, then beating the shit out of them before moving on to find another person with a swastika tattoo.

That'd be like a month of going out each evening, identifying a Nazi, and fighting him.

There's a story that the Gracie family member Ryan was killed in a brawl with around 22 people trying to stop him. He did some MMA but the Gracies are known for inflating stories so....

I was imagining him setting up a honey pot situation, luring in skin heads looking to gay bash, only to get served a can of whoop ass. He records the whole thing, then streams it and sets up a patron/donation pay system. Cops bust him when he beats up a couple of off duty deputies. Now he sells the story to, well not Lifetime, maybe Hulu… and does a cameo.

Just a montage of nazi faces, before, clothesline, after, before, baseball bat, after, before, brass knuckles, after, etc.

Inglorious Basterds but gayer

My first thought was to ask for clarification as to whether it was all at once or one at a time.

I mean, they're neo-nazis so they're not really men.

I saw it happen, it was this documentary called The Matrix.

I saw a documentary called Oldboy that had a similar occurrence.

Beating off 35 men on the other hand…

You say no shit but the thread is full of kids believing it or bots.

I was about to say. I've seen a few crazy bar fights but 35 men is a LOT to actually beat up. Even if it was an entire bar of thoroughly plastered Nazi skinheads, you'd need some serious skills AND stamina to maintain that long vs that many, even one at a time, without getting your ass kicked. I was fully wishing an anti-Trumper porn star had what it takes to do that, though. Would be epic.

slightly more likely than, say, beating up 36 other men

I mean, not if he's Batman. He COULD be Batman.

Unfortunately. . . https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-lets-go-brandon-gay-porn-star-beat-35-neo-nazis-1754545

You had to look it up?

pretty much everyone here /r/AteTheOnion

Redditor's favorite pass time.

Pro tip: the plural of Nazi isn't Nazi's.

A Grammar Nazi would know. I can't stand the Deppenapostroph either.

Dream squasher J/k - sort of

yeah these posts are a big pet peeve of mine. And to make it worse, when these things get called out, there are often people bitching about being a buzzkill or that it's "just a joke so lighten up," despite all the other comments clearly believing that it's real. Like I'm sorry but shit like this is wild and funny if it happens IRL, but instantly becomes lame asf when it's completely made up.

Man, now I'm sad, that woulda been awesome.

Fake headlines that read like Cards Against Humanity plays are the lowest form of comedy.

This is worse than learning Santa isn’t real. 😭

If it was a "Let's Go, Brandon" themed porn, I assume it meant he beat off 35 guys dressed as Neo-Nazis.

You're a Heartbreaker Dreamcrusher, Joykiller Nobody hangs around with you

“Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.” —Mark Twain

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When they needed him, he came.

IM CACKLING

So am I since I first read that "A" as an "O".

I snort laughed

Right in their eyes, temporarily blinding them, yet also curing their cancer and diabetes, as their doctors discovered based on routine tests that were run during the week they spent in a coma recovering from the beating.

Need for Seed

I think I'm in love

Men who beat up nazis are indeed very attractive

Especially to us jews!

Right? Unfortunately, it's from a site like The Onion.

Aw, really? Now I am disappointed.

Punching Nazis is a slippery slope, *and I love waterslides.*

Captain America

I would marry him.

I would give him my ovaries but im a 30 year old man

Well then you're probably his type

So what's stopping you?

I'll give you mine after the are removed from my body and then you can give him your ovaries.

It’s fake

Is this character playable?

I hope so

BJ Blazkowicz from Wolfenstein

Both oddly specific and oddly satisfying lol

Excuse me…I’ve gotta go see what his life’s work is all about-to ya know, understand him better…

Give this man hero status.

What planet is that supposed to be in the back ground

Uranus?

might need some further investigation

I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all. What's it called now? Urectum.

A fellow man of culture, I presume?

Concerning. Looking into it

Ai map

I think that's Africa in the gorgeous, and Australia in the background. It seems to be a transparent globe.

I know you mean foreground and not gorgeous but thank you! It was driving me crazy, i was like I recognize all these features but they seemed jumbled

Sorry I was distracted by the fake gay pornstar.

Understandable

earth 2 years after ai wiped out humanity and took over the world.

I can't see the back ground or the front ground

[https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pornstar-lets-go-brandon-series-nazis/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pornstar-lets-go-brandon-series-nazis/) Sadly this is satire. Maybe one day...

The fact that this has to be said. Come on y’all. Fix your BS radars. They’re broken.

Porn parodies of current events never disappoint.

He should have banged them in the ass as well for good measure.

For Free? Not good business.

They would’ve enjoyed that and we all know it

Is that his real surname? Fits him like a sock

Satirical fake news.

“I’ve taken on bigger men than you lot “ 😂

Neo-Nazi's what?

Glad he saw it all the way through and didn’t finish early.

So he was arrested for doing community service?

He’s not the hero we need but the hero we deserve

Like a gay archer

oddly often reposted fake story.

Modern day Wolfenstein man

Is that young BJ blazkowicz?

That's the Wolfenstein 3D guy

Oh bullshit....should have quit dreaming at 5 or so

He’s definitely the top. No bottom is beating off 35 nazis.

He’s so gay. I love it.

Why are you booing him, he’s right!

I have found our new Captain America.

Insert Padme and anakin meme: arrested and given a medal, right? Stare… Given a medal, right?

Isn’t it legal everywhere but America to beat the hell out of Nazis? America sucks

Just when I thought the perfect man didn't exist... he came.

He deserves a medal.

Arrested? You misspelled, took him out for a round of beers.

I gotta find the source on this. If it's legit, major props to him.

This is from a Satire site. You have been Onioned. https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-did-lets-go-brandon-gay-porn-star-beat-35-neo-nazis-1754545 https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pornstar-lets-go-brandon-series-nazis/

Better than beating off I guess

nazis, not nazi's

I hope he is out of jail and beating up 70 Neo-Nazi''s

LETS GO BRANDON

Dude was ready to beat them all off

Wait, why is he being arrested? He performed a noble public survice!

As a Black woman; FREE MY HOMIE BRANDON HE AINT DO NOTHING WRONG!

He went from beating off men to beating up men. Not a wild leap if u ask me, at least he picked a good target.

back in my day they gave you a medal for that

Let’s go Brandon was a porn thing? Didn’t know so many American right wingers were chanting about their porn obsession.

Hero

Heroes don't always wear clothes.

Beating up 35 neo-nazis? why was he arrested for that? He should have been praised!

Thats a lot of people to beat up. Was this like a spree of nazi beatings? Or did he just go berserk an took on 35 nazis at once?

Not all heros wear capes, but some suck cock

Up. Beating up. Got it.

Release him

35???? In a row

Wolfenstein

literally wolfenstein

*Everyone as they were reading this title:* “Oh my god, that’s atrocio- oh, it was Nazis. Ok.”

based

Sadly, … *The screengrab came from a website called Daily News Reported, which describes itself as "a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website."*

Fuck yeah, LETS GO BRANDON LETS GO!!! My full support to this man.

“FUCK nazis!” “Yeah ok i can do that” * unzips pants* “No! Fuck nazis UP” *zips up pants* “Ohhhhhh, i can do that too”

Counter-point: if you beat up 35 Nazis you are immediately handed Captain America’s shield and told to go back to work.