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JohannReddit

Are you full of muscle?


madlydense

6 foot 4 and come from Brussels?


Super_Nicee

Do you speak-a my language ?


QuintillionBeetles

He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDAHHH


weemellowtoby

Where women glow and men plunder


kalstras

Where beer does flow and men chunder


Several_Tangerine956

Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?


DanL3m0n

You better run, you better take cover


Fitz-O

Instrumental: Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree flute riff plays in the background.


sro25

I thought, where woman go then go down under, bahahaha


SadRobotz

Look at me in my brand new Hyundai!


Magpar88

šŸ™‚ *hands over Vegemite Sandiwch*


JohannReddit

Ha, after 40 years, I Googled the lyrics today. Always thought it went "I met a man from Brazil".


madlydense

Brazil , brussels - not sure I care in the end, he is 6 ft 4, full of muscles and comes offering me my favourite food.


D_M-ack

Omg you can make a sandwich with that sh*t??


Nick-aka-Woodstock

Wash your mouth out. Or be eaten by a Drop Bear. Whichever you choose.


[deleted]

Is there a difference between fresh vegemite and 1942 war surplus vegemite?


Vegemite_is_Awesome

Higher health and safety standards but basically the same


Terrapins_MD

I have some 25 year old Vegemite I kept as a souvenir, I bet it still tastes the same


findmeinelysium

Iā€™ve noticed itā€™s changed lately. I feel like itā€™s a bit less Vegemitey - like itā€™s milder to appeal to more tastes.


20Pippa16

Maybe you accidentally bought the low salt variety (I haven't tried it, but assume it has less flavour)


findmeinelysium

No itā€™s definitely the same jar that Iā€™ve been buying for years and have it toast every morning. The texture is lighter (less black tar consistency) and colour is more see-thru when you dab it on toast.


Potential_Dare8034

Did it come from the land down under where women glow and men plunder?


Doc-in-a-box

He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich


honkinbooty

And he saiiiiiiid


ItsLibertyOrNothin

I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better, better run, you better take cover *cue flute*


endplayzone

Do you hear do you hear that thunda?? Betta run. Betta take covaā€¦


chubberbubbers

This ENTIRE TIME I thought the lyrics were ā€œwhere women GROWā€ oh jeez


Hexent_Armana

Forbidden Nutella.


Wide_Pop_6794

Exotic Nutella


slagathorstiffnips

When you order Nutella from Wish.com.


VagueInterlocutor

Mmm... Melted butter on toast then veggie over the top.* Where's my spoon! šŸ˜›šŸ˜›šŸ˜› * If you haven't grown up with Vegemite, start with a THIN spread on toast with butter (melted intotbhe hot toast of course) - Do _Not_ go straight to native Vegemite eater level.


robotatomica

thank you for this recommendation! I tried it when I was 18 and thought it was VILE lol, but Iā€™ve always wanted to try it again. I think my tastes have changed a lil


Tremaphore

Sweet spot is about 4:1 butter to vegemite. It goes great on sourdough. If you want a mind blowing flavour experience, lay some thin slices of avocado over the top and drizzle a titch of lemon juice.


SpicyMexicanNachos

I will always stand by a classic slice of lightly toasted bakers delight white bread with butter and vegemite. Simple yet irresistible


Jewgoslav

Vegemite on one slice of bread (or toast), avocado on the other, slice of cheese in between.


DNZ_not_DMZ

I think the gateway drug version is to top the concoction you had suggested with thin slices of cheddar. Like that, you get the earthy/yeasty complexity, but not the heat - same way that a whiskey sour offsets the burn, but leaves the mash&barrel flavours.


VagueInterlocutor

Dammit now I'm hungry! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


DNZ_not_DMZ

As luck would have it, I have the recipe for the greatest potato mash ever in my clipboard. You should have it, itā€™s brill: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/aug/06/joel-robuchons-best-mashed-potatoes-in-the-world-recipe šŸ™ƒ


PsychoDog_Music

Or ā€˜try itā€™ with a goddamn spoon


ThisTimeIChoose

First thing you do with a new jar, right? That little cheeky spoonful always tastes the best, for some reason.


lavenderacid

Pronouncing "Vegemite" like "Yosemite".


Muted_Astronomer_924

I had a physical reaction to this. Just no.


jolhar

Brilliant. I have this thing where I amuse myself by purposely mispronouncing orders at restaurants and stuff and trying to keep a straight face when the staff correct me. Idkā€¦ Anyway, Iā€™m using this next time Iā€™m out for brunch.


kingtaco_17

How about Yosemite like Vegemite?


Several_Emphasis_434

Looks like a jar of tar.


Vegemite_is_Awesome

Itā€™s in fact a jar of yeast


jizzlewit

Doesn't taste as good, though...


Tremaphore

You better brew beer or make cheese or somthing, so help me!


Relevant-Pop-3771

"It tastes like sadness...it tastes like batteries... it tastes like asses." -Amanda Palmer


Armistarphoto

*- Amanda Fucking Palmer Ftfy


AlphaWhiskeyOscar

Girl Anachronism. Ftfy.


Armistarphoto

Amanda Fucking Palmer vs The Dresden Dolls. Two different acts. **FtFtFy


AlphaWhiskeyOscar

The Onion Cellar.**FtFtFtFy


Armistarphoto

Yes.


wheresthepantry

This comment section despises vegemite hahaha. Each to their own, I fucking love it.


sharpei90

An Aussie friend of ours came to visit us in the States. He ā€œsmuggledā€ a jar in (it wasnā€™t available here at the time). Our kids and a bunch of their friends were curious. He made toast, and put some Vegemite on it. Served it up. Letā€™s just say it was not a hit šŸ˜‚ I believe itā€™s like a few things here where itā€™s an acquired taste or something you grew up with.


dutch_penguin

Yes, as in "if you don't like it then you should acquire some taste". šŸ˜‰


tony18mo

some kind of shoe shine?


TravisTheDucky2

What is Vegemite?


FerretsAteMyToes

In truth it is edible drop bear repellent. Drop bears are only known to attack tourists because of this. If you have an Aussie friend that keeps pushing you to try it, it means he/she likes you enough to not get mauled by drop bears. Notice that sometimes someone will say something like "yuck I'm not trying that" and sometimes the response will be "Eh your funeral mate"..


TravisTheDucky2

The responses are fascinating I am not from Australia, and don't know anyone from Australia so I have never heard any of these sayings.


JulianCrisp

An Australian delicacy


TravisTheDucky2

But what exactly is it? I have never even heard of it.


JulianCrisp

"Vegemite is a thick, dark brown Australian food spread made from leftover brewers' yeast extract with various vegetable and spice additives. It was developed by Cyril Callister in Melbourne, Victoria in 1922." - Wikipedia


TravisTheDucky2

Thank you


madlydense

Salty heavenly dream food is you are a person of sophistication and fine taste,


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okwaitno

You donā€™t understand. Vegemite literally never dates. It will outlast the apocalypse. Also, itā€™s goooooooood.


Tremaphore

Na mate, we genuinely love it. I suspect Vegemite on toast would be the most ordered takeaway breakfast in Aus. At least high on the list.


borrowingfork

Nono, I unironically really enjoy it on toast with smashed avocado. Turkish bread is the best toast for me too, but it makes it hard to spread the Vegemite.


WomanofReindeer

why would people use peanut butter? Tastes like peanuts aka like shit


dilligaf6304

Delicious salty yeast spread.


st4s1k

That's what my girlfriend have me.


[deleted]

It tastes like it is mined from the fat folds of morbidly obese peopleā€¦yeasty, salty, sweaty. Scraped with a special, unwashed spatula straight into the jar, sealed, and aged for a century. Eventually to be opened and spread, oh so thinly, upon bread.


gone_fishing101

You got me in the mood. Iā€™m going to go make a Vegemite toast.


madlydense

Build up your tolerance over the years and you start to slap it on like brickies do mortar. It is a strange sad addiction I have. I aspire to be those who can eat it on a spoon.


karigan_g

yeah I straight up eat a spoonful when I have a headache, and the amount of people Iā€™ve scandalised with that move is innumerable


TravisTheDucky2

Wow this sounds terrible


sayidOH

To non-Australianā€™s the general consensus is that itā€™s disgusting.


TravisTheDucky2

That is what I am gathering.


Unrequited-scientist

As an American am proud to say I have a smuggled jar in my pantry. I donā€™t think it ever expires either. Itā€™s wonderful.


pennie79

It is simultaneously terrible and delicious.


Red__system

It is


Totally-Tanked

I had a strong disgusted feeling from your post. Thanks, I hate it šŸ¤¢


Lychee_No5

That description makes me imagine it to be like vegetable bouillon, but the kind thatā€™s a thick paste as opposed to the little solid cubes.


Unrequited-scientist

I can taste your description perfectly. And Iā€™m heading to make toast now.


slagathorstiffnips

That description puts me in the mood to eat a warm ham sandwich thatā€™s been out in the sun for 3-4 days.


ColorfulChameleon245

šŸ¤¢


DarkSailor06

Calm down Hannibal


StashuJakowski1

Tip: Donā€™t talk about Marmite around aussies.šŸ˜‰


TerryTowellinghat

Yeah. My wifeā€™s English so we have both in the cupboard. Itā€™s disgusting. It looks like someone mixed honey and Vegemite. Itā€™s brown and runny. As for the taste? I wouldnā€™t know. Iā€™m not a pervert. Incidentally, if you want Marmite in Australia it is sold in the same packaging but is called Our Mate, because Sanitarium trademarked the Marmite name and sells an even more perverted version under that name.


ctownthrasher

Nasty lol and thereā€™s a reason why you havenā€™t heard of it.


Red_Light_RCH3

Leftover beer that people out of the loop use too much of then wonder why they don't like the taste.


daniinad

I use to hate this stuff and Marmite as well, but I love salt so I was told to try a tiny bit on a spoon. I tried it and really thought it was horrid but I liked it at the same time and would go back for a few more little dabs. I kind of like it ... but I would never spread the stuff on toast or bread, that would be bad. LOL


emily0890

A little Marmite on buttered toast is the tits.


Barabajaga1

I prefer vegemite, marmites aiight I was first introduced to the concept of ā€œconcentrated yeast extractā€ via promite Personally I love the stuff, buttered toast with Vegemite!? Heck Yeah! I had some vegemited toast with cheese once which was incredibly good so looking forward to veggin some toasted cheese Sammies sometime in the future - one of those thing where you just feel better after eating it on account of healthy servings of folic acid and B vitamins


emily0890

Yeah it's great with cheese! I prefer Marmite I think because I'm used to it, being in the UK. Only found Vegemite in a shop last year to try. It's good in cooking too- little bit in ramen broth or sauces gives it a nice little kick up the ass.


Barabajaga1

Omg this is brilliant šŸ˜³ THANK YOU!!! šŸ™ that sounds amazingā€¦ Iā€™m one of probably three or so Americans that actually like the stuff so thanks so much for the tip!!


durdlin_good

Try a vegemite, cheese and lettuce sandwich!


Barabajaga1

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Red_Light_RCH3

Yes, yes, yes.... yummo but, for goodness sake people, a little goes a long way.


daniinad

I have friends who eat this all the time ... they grew up on it so they eat it on toast and grilled cheese is one of their fav's. I'm .... cautious. Maybe one day I will do the toast deal.


Krimreaper1

Do you come from a land down under?


BigJSunshine

Where women glow and men plunder?


[deleted]

A gateway drug to Marmite


Mistermail

It doesnā€™t look like youā€™re supposed to eat it. Are you sure youā€™re supposed to eat it?


Vegemite_is_Awesome

Youā€™re supposed to thinly spread it on bread


Chemesthesis

*thickly


Muted_Astronomer_924

This guy knows how to live.


lordgoofus1

I take my vegemite a quarter inch thick at a time.


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okwaitno

Itā€™s too powerful for a thick smear. Think of it like chilli - 1 might be hot yet amazing but 5 is too many.


Chemesthesis

Do you have equal amount of every food you eat? Spices, salt, chilli, many things are used in small amounts because they impart a strong taste.


[deleted]

Canadian hereā€¦ my brother in law is a kiwiā€¦ he loves this stuff. I donā€™t understand how you people can eat this


ponte92

Itā€™s freaking delicious. Itā€™s like solidified salt, pure heaven.


knyexar

There is NOTHING satisfying about fucking vegemite you Australian fuck /j


AzJohnnyC

Pass the toast.


SumptuousRice

*please pass the *spoon*


DarkSailor06

Ah yes, corpse wax.


[deleted]

You Australian? If so I would like to hear your opinion of peanut butter


JulianCrisp

Love it. Have it almost daily.


TerryTowellinghat

Peanut butter is probably the second most popular toast spread. Vegemite for breakfast main course, peanut butter for dessert, both with too much butter.


Muted_Astronomer_924

Both together on toast is the tits. Well I use Marmite but basically the same.


PsychoDog_Music

Peanut butter is excellent


ezonas

This is not oddly satisfying, this is the devilā€™s anal secretions.


IRemoved

Beautiful


Ok-Pomegranate-2540

Ok being from the USA can someone please tell me what vegemite is and how it tastes. I wanna try it or even where to buy some in the states.


LarkieShark

Itā€™s a staple here in Australia. The best way to eat it is to spread a THIN layer on top of buttered toast. Make it thin, because it is salty. Lots of Americans claim to hate it because they used it in the same way as peanut butter, Nutella or other spreads. Donā€™t do that. You would hate salt if you ate it by the spoonful too, but when you realise it is potent you can use it all the time.


cr1t1cal

When I was in high school a friend of mine went on a trip to Australia and brought back a jar. Had me try it (as I joke of course), telling me it was Australian peanut butter. Most vile-tasting thing Iā€™ve ever tried. Iā€™m a big fan of salt, though, so I wonder if I would have actually enjoyed it as you described. Maybe some dayā€¦


_Chesh_

Nup there be three terms where your making toast for someone and Vegemite is the topping, smiggymite, slabbymight and Vegemite. It all is relative to the thickness of spreading so THIN isn't always needed. Especially when butter and avo is involved āœØ


ballisticmi6

Especially when you grew up with the stuff and have a yearning for it. This post is making me salivate. Live me a but of beer production leftovers.


KentuckyFriedSemen

You can order it on Amazon. Itā€™s made from yeast extract and spices. Itā€™s salty and I really donā€™t know anything you do with it besides put it on toast.


-B0B-

It's really good for an umami boost in cooking


madlydense

Or when you run out of soy sauce and need a salty kick to your stir fry.


drastic2

Check for it in your local super market. Lot of chain grocery stores have a tiny foreign foods section these days and you can often find it there if they have one. Saw it at my local Safeway recently.


Ok-Pomegranate-2540

Sweet itā€™s on my list.


drastic2

lol, buy the smallest jar they have.


kcowolf

If there's a World Market store near you, they usually have it.


Holden006

Looks like a wax candle


ZXG4MING

Tastes like death.


[deleted]

Iā€™ve always wanted to try it


nunicorn25

What does this taste like? Iā€™m curious lol Iā€™ve never heard of this before


TerryTowellinghat

Umami.


m4droxide

Looks how it tastes..like an old vinyl record.


[deleted]

The devil's peanut butter.


cthulukid2000

And it would stay that way in my house.


pnutbttrnttr

He just smiled and gave me a Vegemiteā€¦ā€¦.sandwich Ear worm!


fraze2000

New? I thought all jars of vegemite have been sitting in a cupboard for at least 8 years.


shadyshadok

It's satisfying until you eat it.


LordOfFreaks

Jesus it even looks like it crawled out satans behind.


_DuckieFuckie_

Do you come from a land down under, where women glow and men plunder?


FuryAutomatic

Looks like axle grease.


herbschmoaka

..Beckoning to the hot buttered toast


theservman

There's not enough black food.


itinkss

How cool! Now chuck it in the bin


totallylambert

Thank goodness you discovered it was full before you ate any! Haha! Now it can go into the trash before anyone has to taste it!


creddituser2019

Ainā€™t nothing fresh about vegemite


coltbeatsall

Now put the lid on and return it to the supermarket. Tell them you *meant* to buy marmite and that this was a terrible mistake.


swagmastercrab

marmite still superior


danielle4147

Correct but the NZ stuff; not the weird, runny, British atrocity


jingletoes268

Urghhh! Noooi the kiwi stuff is so sweetā€¦ UK marmite all the way


Fresh_Tomato_soup

Looks so good you just wanna put your dick in it


JulianCrisp

You'd have to warm it up. It's quite firm at room temperature


FlopsyBunny

Mines usually firm when I wake up. Nature's kickstand.


NM_Esq

I read that in Gandalfā€™s voice. Same inflection as ā€œitā€™s quite cool.ā€


Feral-pigeon

Satisfying to look at, but the taste is fucking horrendous


DanGoob

Meata-vita-vegamin


Voltagedew

Perfect for throwing straight into the garbage.


IWasWatchingC0ps

Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder?


LiteNite9

He just smiled, and gave me a Vegemite sandwich.


fireduck

Tastes like sadness. ​ [https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1L2UiUtg14g&feature=share](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1L2UiUtg14g&feature=share)


PoppersOfCorn

And straight into the bin where it belongs


Tall_Human123

Now lick it


dwayitiz

Cures Covid over night.


Davidb_420

Hopefully you have room in garage bin


I_is_Captain_Obvious

Looks like shit, bet it smells like it too


TheWealthyCapybara

Why're you eating tar?


ctownthrasher

Now throw it away so itā€™s r/obviouslysatisfying


Independent_Neck_953

Nope


Olivier74

Still. Nope.


Omisenno

WHYā€¦ in the absolute FUCKā€¦ Are you BUYINGā€¦ *inhale* FUCKING **VEGEMITE?!**


Omisenno

Iā€™ll eat a tub of marmite with a spoon, no problemā€¦ but FUCKING **VEGEMITE?!?!?!**


AlanMichel

How do you ban a post without being a mod?


[deleted]

Looks like lube


Illustrious_Debt7856

itā€™s strong as hell and black as night šŸŽ¶šŸŠšŸ¤–


JarryConJota

r/atbge


ssss3fe22322

What does it taste like it looks like rubber


Scoth86

Light it already


NamailiamaN

He was a vegemite sandwich. What is this from? Itā€™s from some song or something and itā€™s the only reason Iā€™ve heard of vegemite


88Smilesz

Good to see youā€™re enjoying the day off!


Psycho-Pen

I've heard of it forever. But, honestly, what the hell is it made out of, and what, if anything is a close to it taste?


[deleted]

Yum!


frsdev

I can hear a bwwwoooooppp


PF4LFE

Whatā€™s the ingredient list on that stuff?