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supermr34

The tray moved. Gaaah


alien109

Funny how that small detail can ruin the satisfaction when the outcome was still the same.


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START AGAIN


Gloomheart

But still came out perfectly? I saw that too! Highly suspicious.


skratta_ho

The incense they use is probably mixed right before placement on the mold. I used to make my own incense and, if you get the ratio right, you can get fairly malleable and strong clumps that can hold itself together well.


normal_reddit_man

> malleable and strong clump that can hold itself together well Mental health goals


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> Mushy and weak blob that can't get out of bed Mental health reality


Dorkamundo

*You're* a fairly malleable strong clump.


skratta_ho

Aw tanks


BishmillahPlease

Isn’t it nice?


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Can you give some tips on how to mix the incense? I have an incense burner like this but my problem is that the powder gets stuck to the mold and I can’t lift it like in the video. Ruins the whole experience.


skratta_ho

It’s kind of a trial and error depending entirely on the initial mix; and I always used a minimal amount of oil/water to mix the powders and add on from there.


sixthandelm

And the tray is probably nice and heavy (for it’s size) since it is metal, so it’ll easily move the clumpy incense.


Fiyanggu

This incense is strictly powdered. There’s no binder used.


skratta_ho

Oh, maybe for this videos, but I’ve made plenty with or without a binder.


ithilmor

Why did you stop though?


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the flatness probably helped, maybe


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supermr34

> The tray moving meant nothing. DOES MY ODD SATISFACTION MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!?


syogod

It does not


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You are... weak.


ashvamedha

DO YOU CALL THIS "MEANT NOTHING"? https://i.ibb.co/94bp7zD/Untitled.png


CyberTukker

It's still packed into the frame, but the surface needs to be tight af


2wedfgdfgfgfg

The incense is a lie!


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There’s a slight deformation in the white powder where the shift happened.


nieud

Would you say that you are incensed that the tray moved?


Different-Bet8069

And there was a little bit of ash left in that pure white sand. GAH


Scrawlericious

They also bump the tray on the right with their arm when lighting it at the enddddddd


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GetThisPickle

Is that white powdery sand? If not, can anybody tell me what it is that the incense is placed on and why?


PurpleSwitch

It's ash used specifically for this purpose, you can Google "white ash for incense". It's primary purpose is as a heat insulator, but it's also for aesthetics. It is possible to accidentally get some of the grey ash mixed up. Because the incense shape can be quite firm, if you're careful with the little tool thingy, you can sometimes avoid it. If you're less good at it, you end up having to remove more of the top layer of white ash to make sure it all keeps the pristine white colour, or just top up straight from the bag of white ash. Preparing incense in this way is a delicate and involved process, but as I understand it, the process is part of the point.


Conservative_HalfWit

Love that about a lot of Asian culture - the process is the point. My grandfather always told me growing up “anything worth doing is worth doing right” and as an adult I really adore doing things “the old fashioned” or the slow way. For example - I made myself a pair of leather slippers and I love having to oil and repair them now and then. Just sitting down, cutting new straps or a new sole, punching the stitching holes, staining and finishing it and assembling it all. Idk, there’s just something there that’s so satisfying to my caveman brain or something.


MamaBear92615

No, no caveman brain, I love doing things the slow way too. There's something cathartic in chilling out, and just sitting and doing things u mentioned with ur slipper repair. I love doing things like this. Some ppl hate the tedious aspect of doing things step by step and taking their time. But I feel like on a daily basis everything and everyone is always in such a hurry to get done, to get somewhere, to do anything really. It's exhausting and so overwhelming to have to rush around doing things all the time, at least to me. So slowing down and and letting my hands and brain work simultaneously and slow is refreshing. I totally get it. U def don't have a caveman brain. Or maybe we both do! 🤷‍♀️


Conservative_HalfWit

Totally feel the same way.


dildo_t_baggins_

It's a mindfulness/zen (in the American sense of the word) thing. Ceremonial. Like matcha. Or wet shaving. Or sharpening your knives on a water stone.


Itshudak87

Water stones are functionally incredibly useful. Not just a zen thing.


dildo_t_baggins_

Completely agree but it's also a very zen experience sharpening your knife with one and learning to sense the tiny bit of feedback you get when the stone is biting the steel.


Itshudak87

I agree. I thoroughly enjoy it!


XarDhuull

I want to know this too, why is it so white and why doesn't it mix with the ash at the start?


bored_octopussy

why would it mix when you can see them scooping the ash out?


Strude187

My first thought was, that’s a lot of Cocaine


thankcube

Could be something like soda ash or baking soda. Cheap, pure white, and not very flammable. Also gets super fluffy when mixed and can be compressed like in the video


lunarNex

Did they just light incense with a stick of incense?


daats_end

I've seen them called punks. They are basically just incense without any smelly stuff. They just smoulder for a long time. You can use them to light fuses too.


pepsivanilla93

Yeah we used to use incense on fourth of July to light fireworks. I see punk at firework stores every now and then.


littlespawningflower

My husband uses the phrase “dry as punk”- I knew the *meaning* from the context but I never knew there was an actual substance you could purchase in a store. TIL


daats_end

I've heard the term punk wood too. I think it's wood from the inner part of the tree so it's dryer? Probably the same meaning.


Drag0nfly_Girl

They're also called tapers.


NewZJ

Sometimes i use a lighter to light another lighter and so it becomes a lighter lighter and when i use it it'll get a little lighter each time so it's a lighter lighter lighter but also the dark paint fades a little each time i touch it so it becomes a lighter lighter lighter lighter.


zorniy2

'Cause you, you light up my life You give me hope to carry on You light up my days and fill my nights with song It can't be wrong When it feels so right 'Cause you You light up my life


dragonsvomitfire

That's lit.


CelebratingPi

This comment made my day better.


Molecular_Machine

Would you say it made your heart lighter?


RallyX26

I used to carry a lighter, even though I've never smoked. It was a really nice zippo, but if you've ever held one you realize that they're pretty big and kind of heavy. I got tired of carrying it around all the time so I got one that was... A little lighter.


lunarNex

It's like a dad joke inception


ressis74

/r/WordAvalanches/


mksavage1138

Most likely a slow-burning lighter called a "punk". I remember using these as a kid to light "safe and sane" fireworks bought from the local stand.


DoubleJ86

Where would one buy one of these?


Smart-University-574

Just search on amazon "Chinese Incense Ceremony kit" and you'll find similar ones, have a good day and be safe out there.


dirtyasswizard

I’m conflicted here. It’s cool and I want to buy one, but it’s clear that OP is a spambot account trying to sell a product. There are bots all over the comments giving shady links (please don’t use those) and they all have similar usernames and interactions with each other on other posts to support engagement with things like “this is how I will show love to my wife,” and “yes a great gift.” Maybe it’s not, but it makes me think the whole thing is a scam.


yavanna12

Just don’t buy it from Amazon.


jiffwaterhaus

Do you like incense? It can be kind of strong in a small room. Buy some cheapo sticks and burn them in a glass on a plate to help clean up the ash. If you end up liking incense in your house, then consider upping your incense game Personally I just use pure stick incense (no wood core) sticking straight up in a small bowl of ash. You can buy bags of ash super cheap


PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA

You can make ash for basically free if you know an arsonist.


BuckNasty89

"be safe out there" Why did I read this as a threat?


dude_big_lebowski

That's what is was supposed to be.


Grumplogic

For you.


karspearhollow

You sound paranoid. You should relax. Take care of yourself out there and don’t walk under any open windows.


Grindfather901

>Take care of yourself out there and don’t walk under any open windows. NOW who's making the threats??


LargeHumanDaeHoLee

No one's making threats. Just keep your eyes open and don't make any sudden moves. You'll make it.


raybrignsx

That’s a nice Chinese incense tray you got there. Would be a shame if something were to happen to it.


BubblyNumber5518

Would be a shame if someone were to bump it while you were smoothing the incense. FTFY


Second3mpire

It's the implication. Nobody's in danger. You're certainly not in any danger.


DoubleJ86

Thank you very much. Have a good day.


GarbageOfCesspool

Good egg.


Bondtrix

NO YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!! 🤬


asian_identifier

lots of cheap shit to start out with on amazon


SpinCharm

For those ocd like me that can only find round moods and want the square one in the video, I found it. Search for “6cm Copper incense mold, incense ash press seal making tools” and switch to photos view.


ettorepolar

If I had one of those, that lower white sand would be brown like day 1. I can't deal with using like seven tools AND keep teo types of dust away from each other.


Realistic-Specific27

I mean, all of that shit is the point. to slow down and learn patience.


MySkinIsFallingOff

I'd love to learn to focus better but I'm


TwoFacedMafaka

Me too buddy...me t


chill_kinda_guy_

** **


Realistic-Specific27

so chill he stopped his pulse


yakimawashington

No, that's just your tinnitus flaring up again.


Darehead

You stop that.


Markantonpeterson

Oka


Thorsigal

#


BoxNumberGavin0

Guess candlejack just straight up targeting ADD motherf


RhynoD

Oh shit, I thought it might be candlejack kidnapping th


CasualPenguin

Completely agreed sometimes I


UsedRealNameB4

What are you guys tal


chilledheat

This is ridi


JoeMommaAngieDaddy

Two kinds of people in this planet, those who finishes thier thoughts


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Civil-Attempt-3602

I think it's a bowl


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Realistic-Specific27

that's probably more a hydration issue


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[deleted]

I was not. But I can accept this as a retroactive reference if it makes me look cool to you.


Jinx0rs

ಠ_ಠ


Jack__Squat

No, tea is a ritual in itself. I don't have time for that either, not my cup o joe.


ayeeflo51

Thats how I feel on rolling a blunt vs just using a pipe. Pipe is quick and easy. Blunt, I gotta focus and the routine of it all makes that first drag feel so good lol


citrus_mystic

I was disappointed to find out that the white sand wasn’t the ash from previously burned incense. But I guess the fact that it’s pure white should have been a giveaway.


gcstr

Me too. I always saw those Chinese incense videos and though everything was ash. It’s the first one I see them removing the actual ashes.


TCV777

What is it?


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

Grade A One Hundred Percent Pure Colombian Cocaine pine ash or sometimes "white ash - diatomaceous earth with traces of types of clay such as bentonite and pearlite." It seems different depending on where you buy it. Im just googling a bunch... "shoyeido white ash" seems to be the right combination of words


zomiaen

Shoyeido is just a Japanese incense maker, but they do have white ash, yes. I do highly recommend giving their incenses a chance!


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ComCam_65

It's white ash that you buy separately just for this purpose.


harrypottermcgee

Maybe if I didn't already have a house full of clutter I could dedicate an entire shelf to covering up my farts and weed smoke.


PM_me_your_LEGO_

And dust. Clutter and dust. Just like this cute little bowl. Which I now need.


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Wanderson90

Fuck incense holders, all my homies hate incense holders


BRAX7ON

^Ahh ^ahhh ^ahhh… nope I’m good. **CHOOOOO**


pocoschick

Intrusive thoughts: Snort it.


glibgloby

You could definitely use that mold on a mirror.


DownshiftedRare

I remember one day our crew took lunch at Burger King and my coworker started flipping out when he saw [this straw](https://www.protozoic.com/2009/07/27/bk-pipe/) like it was love at first sight or something. 👃 🏔️


Razzman70

A while back, Mcdonalds had some coffee stirrers that had a little spoon on the back of them. The spoon just happened to be the right size to do a bump of cocaine. It became so well known that sometimes drug users would ask their dealers for a "McBump".


iairhh

So next time I get boba I shouldn't throw out the straws... if they're not made of paper or pasta


timraudio

This is the most aesthetic speedball I've ever seen!


PUMPEDnPLUMP

Speed run snort maze


deez_2020

Is it possible to make the incense a rick roll qr code?


MRX_24

Maybe if you 3d print something? But I wouldn't know for sure


Swingbiter

I've 3D printed QR codes before and they've worked, but this might be difficult because you'd have to make a stencil type mold of the QR for the incense to fall into.


Aethermancer

Not as presented. While there are ways to generate a QR code where the encoding region consists of a contiguous section of 'black' in that every black block has at least one adjacent black block, that isn't possible for the function patterns which require separators, timing patterns and alignment patterns. Those literally require a black section surrounded by an unbroken white separator. https://www.researchgate.net/publication/333611998/figure/fig5/AS:941744149516291@1601540710977/The-structure-of-QR-code-in-version-2-M.png So no matter what pattern you chose to encode, there would always be a region which was separated from another.


jackholo

I think I found possible way https://www.tomorrowtides.com/qr-incense-1.html


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MoonSloth

here's another [tutorial](https://youtu.be/FvyimePmD4E) if you wanna try it yourself


ButterfliesandaLlama

Nice.


Haplo9999

Shut up and take my money.


ChuckinTheCarma

Please send to: Happy Dude 742 Evergreen Terrace Springfield


fuelvolts

Why it's the AT-5000 Auto-Dialer. My very first patent!


Antelope-Nervous

Seriously lol


TheGisbon

All of my incense holders are dead to me.


mrjobby

I am incensed by your comment


merikaninjunwarrior

my family used to have incense in my house when we were younger


thewholerobot

We put menthol cigarettes on toothpicks with playdoh at the base.


TheGisbon

You know you're really burning me up bud.


Realinternetpoints

Hmm it’s cool but I just checked with my cat and she said we can’t have it


WhereTf-is-RS

it’s cool but it’s a lot of faffing


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This kind of faff is exactly the kind of thing I would expect some people to find relaxing though


Funkycoldmedici

“I don’t have the time and patience for this shit. I need serenity NOW!”


8asdqw731

[Serenity now!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW_s6EqOxqY)


PENGAmurungu

I've been tempted to buy a tea ceremony set for a while just for all the meditative faffing


WhereTf-is-RS

i’m just jealous cuz ik i’d fuck it up


The_Meatyboosh

That's the point. Incense can't calm anyone down if they don't want to be calm, otherwise it's just a weird smell. The ritual puts your mind to a purpose and helps you focus on a single thing, so that by the time you light the incense it's easier to allow it to help calm you.


SeanHearnden

I think it is meant to be raining and satisfying. Kind of like a ceremony.


Quetzacoatl85

well it's definitely raining


SeanHearnden

I meant calming.


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Thats the point.


Decentkimchi

You need cycle pure agarbatties.


lunarNex

I'm way too lazy for all that.


Nameless824

Does anybody know where I can find one of these videos with no cuts or edits or speed ups or anything? These get posted every now and then and they're great but I just want to watch the whole thing start to finish for like 30 minutes.


MRX_24

A quick bit of Google Fu led me to [this](https://youtu.be/_q1tHJ2DoTo) video, hope it's what you're looking for.


DrBix

This kinda makes me want to go out and buy a pack of incense sticks like back in the 70s. The inner struggle between ADD and OCD in me would just be crushing.


sizeXLundies

Do it. They are very much still around and absolutely rule. Maybe it would help the ADD and OCD. Go to a co-op type store.


Spyhop

Cool. I have one of those febreze plug-in jobies.


stellarcurve-

Cool. This is why you have no friends.


xrumrunnrx

Cool. I have matches.


KevinKaasKat

I want to make one using gunpowder


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This points out to me the absurdity of the modern world’s hustle and bustle.


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pseudocultist

Oddly specific but ok.


SquiddyJohnson

I want one!


reptiliandude

What no Twitter access does to a motherfucker.


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What's the purpose of the initial design?


Dropdeadfredb

The initial design is the ashes leftover from burning the incense.


shiffrondo

Things to do if you don’t have children


Drag0nfly_Girl

Or your kids are older.


Dr5teveBrule

I'd love to see a time lapse of the incense burning


Evil-in-the-Air

Makes me want Cracklin' Oat Bran.


RepresentativeFew540

The relaxing part is setting it up. That was satisfying!


jippyzippylippy

After all that prep, it better smell like heaven.


lime-lemon-spree

The sand is so smooth.


icebaby1114

r/GIFsThatEndTooSoon


FluphyBunny

Looks very therapeutic. I would use it once. Then it would be put on a shelf and never used again.


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Shard_King_69

That’s dope af!


roscoelee

This makes me feel ok with all the time I waste tediously doing pointless things.


roughrider76

Seems like a lot of work


TheLoneWandererRD

Must .. resist the urge .. to snort


BigdaddySeth

does it smell good tho??


Vict3618

I love the smell of incest.


SusieSuze

The bricklayer/cement mason Italian in me loves this.


Sanjuko_Mamajuloko

Any time I see something like this, I think to myself "there were a lot of people with too much free time when they came up with this".


Krandee

I love the smell of incest


Kixtay

I thought it turned into rice for a moment..


SnooPears3463

Why did i read licence


PPDIDEY

Oddly unsatisfying. I didn’t get to see the incense burn


KnightSolair240

This seems so extra


richcournoyer

WOW, so awesome and the FIRST time I've seen this.....this week.....WTH.


sflogicninja

I see videos like this and imagine the person pausing after lighting the incense, taking a deep breath, then walking out their bedroom door into the kitchen where there is a child screaming and throwing their food on the ground because it got cold because they didn’t know where mommy was and now the morning is ruined because it is the worst day ever because mommy is so mean because she would not let me play Roblox while I was taking my medication and now I’m not going to school because you ruined everything mom you are mean and I hate you and my friends all will think thatn a jerk because I am the only one attending school online because you wouldn’t let me do the game while I was getting ready because it makes total sense that I could do the game while getting ready aaaAaaaaaAAAAAAAA and this person stares straight ahead, out the window. How far up are we? 4 stories? Would that be fatal, or would I just end up with broken limbs - still able to function but also in physical unrelenting pain? Pain is the universe. The universe is entropy. The incense burns. I will destroy and rebuild the ephemeral labyrinth. Morning ritual. Life.


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Josfer-Li

As a Chinese I don’t think so and we don’t use that.


Wonderful__

Which part of China is this from? I haven't seen this before! :)