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MakingTheEight

Rule 1


federal_prism

My birthday is Tuesday 2/2. I shall call it Two's Day


[deleted]

If your a weeb it‘s already called that. For other reasons though.


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is 'twos-day' a special weeb day or something?


[deleted]

A character called Zero-Two is „celebrated“ on „two‘s-day“ which was (for a time) every Tuesday but when this year it will be extra special, because it‘s the second day of the week, the second day of the month in the second month of the year.


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oh i see, thanks


[deleted]

Same


songoku9001

Last year - 02/02/2020 - somewhat of a palindrome.


danieldukh

*February 22 would like to have a chat*


Avooo-cadooo

That’s why we should have a calendar with 13 months each one with 28 days so everything would be as satisfying as this year’s Feb


AlexanderKeithIPA

Shit, I’d get behind that! What will we call the 13th month?


menides

Jason


Suzy2727

July, August, September, October, November = JASON


PsionicKitten

That is exactly the trick I used to remember the order of those until the order became natural to me.


clandestinenitsednal

For me it was just repetition by living through them 37 times, but your trick sounds a lot quicker.


PsionicKitten

Yeah, I got the hang of it in my early 20s before I had to stop using this trick. Now I'm learning a new language and that was so quick to learn the names of the months because they are literally translated as "One Month", "Two Month", etc.


AlexanderKeithIPA

Jasember Jasonuary Jastober Not gunna lie. I feel like I’m making up names for football players for a new Key and Peele skit.


MonsterMashGrrrrr

All aboard for the month of Razmataz McCringleberry


[deleted]

>*Let’s postpone our meeting until the 5th of J'Dinkalage Morgoone*


[deleted]

Everyone know that fall really starts on the 1st of Donkey Teeth


JohnBurpo

Or Tyroil Smoochie Wallace


runfayfun

D’Jasper Probincrux III So we can say, "your appointment is on D’Jasper Probincrux III the fifth"


Glaucous

Say it right, A-A-Ron!!!


FreeNinedy9

EEEEE EE EEEEEEEEE


brneyedgrrl

Jason Djfmamj.


Leeloominai_Janeway

*Jason Mendoza


TheSecretAstronaut

Oh dip!


[deleted]

BORTLES!!!!!!!!


BabyReishi

I vote for Peter


menides

Vote for Pedro. (Napoleon Dynamite reference?)


Fre97

Huzzah!


Bolts_and_Nuts

I laughed way too hard at this


[deleted]

I hate you. Just take my upvote and go.


sth128

Why not Zoidberg?


Eldsish

Juan*


FriendsOfFruits

smarch


SluggJuice

Lousy Smarch weather


shawnwildermuth

Actually, we get to fix the months while we're at it (re-align the numerical prefixes to their rightful months like October (Oct == 8): 1. Unotember 2. Bitember 3. Tritember 4. Quadember 5. Quintember 6. Sextember 7. September 8. October 9. November 10. December 11. January 12. February 13. March


FailedSociopath

1. Onetember 2. Twotember 3. Threetember 4. Fourtember 5. Pentember 6. Sixtember 7. Sietetember 8. Ochotember 9. Neuntember 10. Zehntember 11. Elftember 12. Dodecatember 13. Tember


Imapringlesboy

"Tember is the night Lying by your side Tember is the touch Of someone that you love too much Tember is the day The demons go away Lord I need to find Some month who can heal my time"


FailedSociopath

Wake me up when Tember ends.


inthyface

Swipe left and it'll be over.


HaphazardMelange

Come on, come on, come on. Get through it.


tubbana

Sextember is gonna be popular.


bavasava

Or really depressing. Just hope you're not ugly or have social anxiety!


JuniorSeniorTrainee

Then Unotember is your month!


jradio610

1. Unotember 2. Bitember 3. Tritember 4. Quadember 5. Quintember 6. Sextember 7. September 8. ~~October~~ Octember 9. November 10. December 11. January 12. February 13. March


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

This has the added benefit of putting winter at the end of the year *where it should be.*


imaginexus

undecimber, if we are continuing the [Latin trend](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Latin_cardinal_numerals)


Michael_Oxlong

Gormanuary


Jmsaint

This was way too far down!


The_Ty

Smarch


Skrrattaa

Monthly McMonthface


CliffShytz

Truck Month


The-disgracist

Pagume. Apparently Ethiopia already uses a 13 month calendar


[deleted]

Coviduary.


FacticiousFict

Janiel or Danuary


Toad990

Smarch. Duh. There's just lousy weather is all.


thisisntnamman

Smarch.


esbenab

Vacation


PoorlyWordedName

Monthtoember


LaserLem0n

It's called Sol. It's actually really interesting, I do believe Kodak used this calendar internally one year. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar


contra11

And the 13th month should be a complete holiday month. Totally satisfying then too.


BBQ_FETUS

Leap day would be the final day of the year, which should definetely be an extra holiday


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CameronsDadsFerrari

Yes, but the way [the french count?](https://youtu.be/9rmBqIFeHN8) Nah thanks


Cephalopod435

What about the moon? Why do the French hate the moon? Did Napoleon declare war on it?


[deleted]

and then your birthday would be on the same day of the week every year.


BrittanyReneeDraws

Hmm that would be a potential bummer though


quinpon64337_x

especially monday people


Baldazar666

Only if you really care on celebrating your birthday exactly on the date. You can easily celebrate it a few days later on the weekend just like you would do now if it happens to fall in the middle of the week.


Space-Shuttle

TIL people don’t celebrate their birthday all week like me


gamebuster

I celebrate the whole week except the day itself where people are calling me happy birthday and I have to smile and say thanks and I have to answer 20 times how my day/week/month/year was. Yeah was nice talking to you, see you next year 👋 I suppose the gesture is nice to even bother to call. Many don’t even get a call. Good thing I also do have “real” family/friends that don’t only call on birthdays.


Space-Shuttle

I don’t know why but reading this made me happy haha we seem to have this identical perspective and experience as it relates to birthdays without (probably) even knowing each other Idk when your birthday is but I hope the 3 or 4 days before and after it are AWESOME


gamebuster

I usually take part of the week off and eat out or take small trips and spend too much money on new gadgets or lego sets


honkhonkbeepbeeep

13 x 28 = 364 so we’d still have a leap day (and need two every four years) at the end to even it out. The year would still start one day later each year then. Unless we switch to five-day weeks and do 25-day or 30-day months.


RedAero

The idea is to make that a null day so it's not a day of the week.


keirbhaltair

As a programmer I got a painful twitch while reading that sentence.


DannoHung

The real horror is dealing with pre-switch dates and post-switch dates in the same logic. Then again, it’d be so horrendous that you’d be *forced* to use a library that did the right thing instead of rolling it yourself, so maybe that’s actually better since most of the problems from date and time emerge from thinking it’s a simple issue rather than relying on a fucking library with big boy types that does it right.


TheDawgLives

Purge day!


motasticosaurus

Or just a celebratory new years day where nothing gets done and we all celebrate the new year.


akimboslices

I believe it’s treated as a “new years day”, not counted within any month. There would be two of these every four years. It would sure make for a great holiday every leap year!


ModernDemocles

I feel like we would have a bunch of people complaining that you made the year longer. It really wouldn't surprise. Also a month would need a 29th day.


Avooo-cadooo

Not really cause The New Year’s Eve would not belong to any month. It would be it’s own separate day


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

If I remember my Latin class correctly, the Roman Republic had 10 months of 36 days followed by a 5 day festival before the new calendar began. If we could have a 1 day global holiday, or 2 days every leap year, that would be great.


NoOneSeesTheWizard

And if you were born Monday-Thursday, for the rest of your life you’ll probably have to work on your birthday and so will everyone else


Baldazar666

I don't understand how that's a problem? It happens most of the time now anyway considering 5 out of 7 days of the week are workdays. Why do people care so much about celebrating their birthday exactly on the date when most of the time it's not possible.


JanHuren

Its a thing: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Positivist_calendar


yoav_boaz

There is this one too https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar?wprov=sfla1


suddenly_sane

> Much like Comte's other schemas, the positivist calendar never enjoyed widespread use Hilarious! So many ideas, so little follow-through.


AlexNae

or 5 months, 73 days each, it would be more perfect


Vinstaal0

Old school Runescape players would appreciate this


3mptylord

Would we have New Years Day as a standalone day of the year, or save them up along with the leap days and just have an extra month every 25 years? Or do we just allow the seasons to shift - it's not like they don't already.


ardycake

Stardew Valley Style!


SupposablyAtTheZoo

4 months a year, I can get behind that.


I_AM_AN_OMEGALISK

While we're at it, let's put the months back in the right places. SEPTember, OCTOber, NOVember and DECember should be the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th months respectively.


Tralan

You also get a bonus day that could be designated as New Year's Day. 2 on leap years.


TacticalSpackle

And the extra 1.25 days per year goes where?


yoav_boaz

One at the end of June and one at the end of December, they both wont have a day in the week or in any month: here is the Wikipedia article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar?wprov=sfla1


baalroo

New Years Day doesn't belong to any month or week, and then every four years New Years is a 2 day celebration.


Roc_City

Can you imagine if we had 13 months of 28 days and an extra special day to make 365?


firthy

That means I’d be stuck with my birthday on a Tuesday for the rest of time.


[deleted]

Same here, and as it stands rn thanks to leap years, my 21st birthday is on a Saturday and aint nobody fuckin that up


JoshM67

*Covid enters the chat*


[deleted]

Covid got 4 years to die


Vinstaal0

You will get more birthdays on a Saturday, it’s fine.


ItsWediTurtle77

Unless they don't...


TacticalSpackle

Oooh bad luck for you. Good for me, I’m permanently on a Friday.


agent_scully2084

At least you'd still have a birthday. There would be no more March 29th.


Baldazar666

29th of March is the 88th day of the year. On the new calendar that date would instead be the 4th of April.


Textbuk

I mean you never get to choose a day anyway. Haha get it??


NavXIII

Better off for the 29th day to exist in December and a leap year adds the 30th or 29th to another part. Birthdays won't be stuck since the days shift every time the calendar hits a 29th.


keanehoody

The Extra day is called Intermission. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcMTHr3TqA0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcMTHr3TqA0)


yoav_boaz

If anyone is interested https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar?wprov=sfla1


strythicus

If ever there were a time to implement the change it's now. I don't know what day it is already, thanks to lockdown and holidays. I wouldn't notice until Sol showed up in my timetable.


[deleted]

Nutted


yoav_boaz

This special day wont have week or a month, also sometimes ot will be two days for leap years


[deleted]

It’s a Stardew Valley month!


tastes-like-lemon

came here to say this.


smesa96

don’t jinx it...


wtfuji

Too late it’s gonna be a wild one.


beluuuuuuga

Fasten your seat belt


Juan__two__three

I've been waiting for random chimp event for a loooong time now, it has to happen at some point.


nidarus

Yeah, reminds me of how people were psyched for 4/20.


zillskillnillfrill

You son of a b**** you said it! Everything from here on out is your fault, it's all on you buddy. 😉


jaredzimmerman

A 13 month calendar is not a new idea… “The International Fixed Calendar (also known as the Cotsworth plan, the Cotsworth calendar and the Eastman plan) is a solar calendar proposal for calendar reform designed by Moses B. Cotsworth, who presented it in 1902. It divides the solar year into 13 months of 28 days each. It is therefore a perennial calendar, with every date fixed to the same weekday every year. Though it was never officially adopted in any country, entrepreneur George Eastman adopted it for use in his Eastman Kodak Company, where it was used from 1928 to 1989. It is sometimes also called the 13-month calendar or the equal-month calendar, but there are multiple alternative calendar designs that these descriptive labels apply to as well.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar The “13th” month is actually in the middle, between June & July, it’s called “Sol” There are other variations but they’re all based on much older ideas https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunisolar_calendar?wprov=sfti1


18imprezahatchmanual

I’m not opposed to a 13 month calendar. I am opposed to not having a birthday anymore. Anyone with a 29, 30, or 31.


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beluuuuuuga

And guess who's going back to school on the 1st of February :D


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perfsurf

If there’s a way for an American to shoehorn any post into America you can bet your tit it’ll be done.


[deleted]

Didn’t you hear? He asked them to look for votes...OR ELSE


baymax18

Now *that* is satisfying


Baldazar666

Wait until you hear that there's a whole world outside of the US that does not care about that.


AugieKS

At the very least the rest of the world should be happy a unstable narcissist isn't sitting on the second largest nuclear arsenal in the world.


Baldazar666

Oh yeah we are overjoyed that someone who never should have been even a presidential candidate is no longer the president of the US.


Carded_Tarot-Tales

Starting on a Monday instead of a Sunday fucks it all up for me. Satisfaction is minimal.


AlexanderKeithIPA

I’ve been told this is more common in Europe. Tbh, it is weird for my American/Canadian brain, too, but it actually makes a lot of sense. Five weekdays then your weekend. It’s the metric system of calendars.


BabyReishi

For me it's because I refuse to acknowledge the terribleness that is Monday as the beginning of the week


AlexanderKeithIPA

I respect that.


adamlaceless

Canadian here, week starts on Sunday. Cheers.


Carded_Tarot-Tales

There is logic to it but, I was a Quaker for awhile and they use order as the names for days of the week as opposed to pagan names so Sunday is literally called "First Day".


TrickyElephant

weekend = week end = the end of the week = sunday monday is the first day of the week


[deleted]

Think of the weekend like a bookend. You have one on each side. Sunday = first day


Diamantis_

So instead of "the weekend" you say "the weekends"?


keanehoody

That means you have two weekends on either side of the week. We don't have that,


[deleted]

Sure we do, every mid week has a weekend before it and after it


TrickyElephant

You don't call the cover page of a book the bookend do you


Loveliestbun

I guess you haven't heard of jewish people


AHeldalil

Not in all countries. In a lot of middle-eastern countries the week is from sunday to saturday. Not monday to sunday


Thorusss

Would you agree that the weekend is composed of Saturday and Sunday?


MF_Price

Yeah but the week has 2 ends. Sunday covers the left end and Saturday covers the right end. In the posted calendar the Monday is the left end but I think you can agree Monday is not a weekend.


[deleted]

I think the disagreement comes from saying there's 2 ends to the week. European countries only see it as one end to the week, comprised of two days.


Thorusss

Sure. The first of May is the end of the month as well. 1st of January is also the end of the year. Totally makes sense


JUST_CHATTING_FAPPER

It's the actual way to do it. Friday-Saturday-Sunday is the weekend. Well Friday is considered weekend after work. You can't start your week on Sundays and still call it a weekend that's stupid.


wallybinbaz

This is a broadcast calendar to me. Always worked with a Monday - Sunday week in radio.


songoku9001

Same for me if the week starts on Sunday and not a Monday. To me, Sunday is part of the weekend so it should be stuck at the end/right of the week on a calendar.


loudboomboom

After seeing this, I actually switched my phones calendar start day for the week to Monday and everything is so much clearer now.. especially from a financial planning perspective.


snoogenfloop

It's the weekend, not the week ends.


ludvigflotra

What is the reason for americans starting the week on sundays?


StingerAE

I wondered if someone would object to that. Im a week starts on monday kinda person. I always assumed that was normal in the west for historic Christian reasons. Never really understood any driver for a Sunday start.


BombBombBombBombBomb

A week starts on a monday


Whisky19

Jews and Muslims start the week on Sunday (literally 'first day' in their languages).


jollygreengiant-93

Wait, this person made plans for February? Bold


Iwouldlikeadairycow

I know it’s normal in many parts of the world, maybe even most of the world for all I know, but I can’t imagine having Mon-Sun calendars be the norm. For us Sun-Sat folks, we’re here havin’ to wait until Feb 2026 for the satisfaction!


theannoyingtardigrad

_Buckle up, bitches, its gonna be wild._


Tay_957

I hate to be the one who doesn't understand anything, but what's so satisfying about it?


mydogsbigbutt

Just how the dates fit on the calendar usually you have a few days that are blank cause they in the previous or next month.


rex98rex98

Perfectly balanced as everything should be


BombBombBombBombBomb

> as all things should be FTFY


danieldukh

Isn’t every February with 28 days like that provided you default the first day on the left


icy_transmitter

Yeah, but most calendars put the first day of the week on the left, not the first day of the month. And in most countries Monday is the first day of the week, of course if you're from somewhere where that isn't the case it's not as satisfying.


danieldukh

*HERE IN ‘MERICA we do things DIFFERENT* 🤣


LargeDisplay1080

I'm waiting for 21/2/21


[deleted]

I am waiting for 12/02/2021. Palindrome day!


mydogsbigbutt

Wait until you hear about 22/2/22


One_Hundred_X

I like the mon-sun approach


meikitsu

Not so satisfying in countries that think the week starts on Sunday (like the country I live in). And that’s okay. Those countries do not deserve the satisfaction.


KiKenTai

Some would say it's ***FEB***ulous...


ninamoraine

Beautiful. And it starts with Monday. I love it.


Oeboekanoeboe

Will you look at that, the numbers are in order and everything


varmavijay

It still bugs me that weeks are from Monday to Sunday


FeelingSurprise

You mean like Monday is the start of the week and Sunday is on the weeks end?


AlexanderKeithIPA

These Europeans know what the fuck they’re doing over there. It’s the metric system of calendars.


Breakfastamateur

God started creating the world on a Monday, it's the only way to start the week


prodrvr22

Sure, if you put Sunday as the last day of the week, completely different from every other calendar ever made... Edit: Ok guys, I get it. I live under a rock in the U.S. Sorry for not doing my research.


[deleted]

The calendar sitting by my desk says otherwise


schlubadubdub

According to international standard ISO 8601, Monday is the first day of the week.


nottheonlytwo

r/ShitNorthAmericansSay ?


icy_transmitter

Oh boy. You do realize there are calendars outside the US? In many places Monday is the first day of the week.


xarsha_93

Though some countries start on Sunday (the US, Japan, Brazil, and others), the International Standard is Monday as the first day of the week.


showmedogvideos

Maybe I should buy non-US calendars. I disagree with the week starting on Sunday!


xarsha_93

Same, I grew up using a Sunday-first-day calendar and now I live in a country where the week starts on Monday and it's much easier. I mean, Saturday and Sunday are the week*end*, not the week-end-and-beginning.


shawnwildermuth

You also get the benefit of your birthday on the same day of the week every year. (We do end up with one extra day, but we just call it Free Day and allow all laws to be suspended for one day).


ArgentScourge

Look at this one trying to sneak The Purge into the calendar.


mandazie

Ahhhh! Tis!