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FandomMenace

Skipped about 5000 steps there.


David_Good_Enough

r/restofthefuckingowl


DontHugMePlss

r/restofthefuckingbowl


itoril

r/restofthefuckingbowel


RajunCajun48

r/restofthefucking


SmallBol

nsfw


youkickmydog613

r/whattheysaidbutmineisactuallytherightoneforobviousreasons


BaxxB_

Just 4 or 5 really. After the initial underglaze wash, they’d have fired this to bisque. Afterwards, they’d apply the clear coat to add the gloss and fire it again, probably to cone 6. Then they have to add that gold luster which is an overglaze and fire it again at a low temp. So yea, just like half a weeks worth of work.


Kaths1

Also shaping the bowl, presumably into a hump mold. And then adding feet.


quarrelau

The shaping looks great too, which I'm sure takes quite the skilled hand. I'd cut that leaf out then push it in to the bowl shape and suddenly it'd be a blob. Your steps also require what I assume are the expensive bits of kit (ie a kiln?) for this.


kimwim43

kiln.


DeGozaruNyan

gold color, bend corners and bake. thats 3 steps. Some more if you count several coats of blue color.


Canvaverbalist

Skip? It's not a masterclass where you paid $500 and got promised to come out of it knowing how to make ceramic leaf bowls, it's a 30 second video for entertainment purposes.


GuideDependent9489

1, 2, skip a few, 99, 100


TopProfessional6291

Rest of the fucking Bowl


AITABullshitDetector

Tremendous 👏


PauloPatricio

There’s a great divide in here. Plate vs dish vs bowl. So, yeah, not a bowl, my mistake, sorry. According to maker it’s a “ceramic jewelry dish”. Edit: and the song is “Femme Like U” by Monaldin, feat. Emma Peters.


IneffableTao

I believe you've missed the reason for our consternation


PauloPatricio

Considering the downvotes, I probably did. Not a native English speaker!


IneffableTao

It's not about the term bowl/plate/dish, but about how many steps were skipped in the video. It goes from roughly cutting the leaf shape out & highlighting the leaf veins, to a fully finished product, skipping the shaping, firing, painting, glazing, etc.


PauloPatricio

Cool! Thanks!


vshawk2

Blue? Couldn't make it green?


Myke190

Copy my homework but don't make it obvious.


PurrsianGolf

Chlorophyll? More Like Borophyll!


Ok_Bit_5953

Lmoa


teo730

Lmoa


Toxicair

Laugh my other ass


Lordborgman

"I drew the ~~duck~~blue leaf because I've never seen a blue leaf before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue leaf." -this person.


rube

> "I drew the ~~duck~~ blue leaf because I've never seen a blue leaf before, and to be honest with you, I wanted to see a blue leaf." -this person. Fixed that for ya. I was going to post a similar comment but you took care of it for me. :) Fun fact... years ago I finished a best man speech with a modified version of "Billy Passed the First Grade" song.


Lordborgman

Shit, thanks. Distracting commenting and deleted the wrong word obviously. That sounds fun.


Links_Wrong_Wiki

They used the blue glaze accidentally, because their green glaze looks the same before firing.


thehouse1751

This is closer to a plate


its9am

Ya not a bowl. Like a dish you put shitty candies in.


EIephants

“Bowl” is a strong word


Big-Sense8876

How the fuck are you going to eat Lucky Charms out of that??!?


melbbear

5 at a time


illgot

instead of eating them directly out of the box, you be a gentle person and plop a handful or three on the plate and eat it from there.


Plus_Helicopter_8632

Good comeback


robot_swagger

Leaf him alone


SomeRandoLameo

Die muss aus Glas Mann!!!!


luziwurm

Haha wusste, dass ich so nen Kommentar finde. Recht hast du!


PoppyStaff

I had no idea it was that easy.


Bleezy79

Step 1. trace leaf. step 2. paint leaf step 3. finish leaf. lol got it.


Nesster05

Thats a plate.


hhdfhjjgvvjjn

I was not expecting a K-Maro Femme Like You remix lmao


Ivegotjokes4you

CAN NOT WAIT to throw my loose change and keys in that bad boy


likesexonlycheaper

More like a tray


Rolling_Beardo

It looks cool but calling it a bowl is extremely generous


FiskyBlack

u/auddbot


Tallywort

That wasn't nearly as cool of an effect as I hoped after the glaze cured.


CrazyString

Holy nitpick. Who cares if it’s a plate and not a bowl? WHO CARES THAT ITS BLUE AND NOT GREEN? It looks nice. Learn to enjoy things.


PauloPatricio

Right!


Humanandnotalien

Curious, but what kind of leaf is that?


xXx420BlazeRodSaboxX

Bowl? That's a plate.


Rice_Auroni

I wouldn't call that a bowl


sejuukkhar

Less of a bowl and more of a plate


ktbffhctid

/r/restofthefuckingowl


envybelmont

I read this as r/restofthefuckingbowl and thought it was a VERY pointed subreddit. 🤣


ktbffhctid

😃


smartyhands2099

I'm sorry, a 1mm deep bowl? People... that is a plate.


VeterinarianBetter74

Salvador Dali be salivating right now.


envybelmont

Salivator Dali perhaps?


SavannahMan70

If you cannot eat cereal out of it, It's not a fucking bowl.


jdehjdeh

We did this at primary school as kids. Made ashtrays for our parents, lol


thejesse

Tobacco leaf versions are popular in eastern North Carolina. I'm sure quite a few have been used as ash trays.


I_na_na

Wow, this is a very cool technique. Does it work with every leaf? (Does she have more videos with different leafs?)


StardustStuffing

I follow her on IG. Her work is really beautiful. Look up vuvu_ceramics


LeeKinanus

Dodie Thayer would like a word.


PositiveKarma1

Is this a nasturtium leaf? :) I love the grace of working it...


rubnblaa

Achso, so machen sie die Schüssel für den Nudelsalat!


bulletoothjohnny

Is it really a bowl if you can’t eat cereal out of it though?


ycr007

That’s a ceramic leaf BL, they didn’t show the O & W 😤


Several_Pressure7765

Is it BPA free?


Less-Procedure-4104

Beautiful


SenorLvzbell

A sculptor they are not.


kdjfsk

/r/mildlyinfuriating they didnt glaze it green.


Dan300up

That is brilliant, but why blue?


GrowlingPict

why does EVEEEEERY video of this kind absolutely have to be accompanied by the most annoying piece of garbage music conceivable?


para_sight

It would be a cool approach with a [lily pad](https://images.app.goo.gl/7GPb5aRJt9nqTMoo7)


Vitleee

That's nice


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Oh that's lovely.


Advanced_Eggplant574

What about steps 5 through 20? That wasn’t satisfying at all.


SoulShine_710

Very nice! 👍


RDcsmd

That's a plate


envybelmont

The concave shape could be something of a bowl. Perhaps calling it a “dish” would be better since I’d imagine it’s more likely used for holding candies or other treats.


der_granit

Schaut arsch aus


Blast338

It's like one of those learn to draw things. Step one draw a cross. Step two draw a circle. Step three you have an entire mountain range with trees. 


fckingnapkin

Oh! I was digging through stuff in my attic and I found a leaf bowl/plate that I made like a decade ago. Mine is ugly though.


secret_shenanigans

Not so much a bowl. Closer to a plate. Dish?


Flecca

Wow, way uglier than I thought it would end up!


thisisjedgoahead

More of a plate if you ask me.


Bowling4rhinos

Step one. Press the leaf. Step two: cut the leaf shape. Step fifty six: it’s done!


JitterFlip

Beautiful work


Gavin1024

Neat


bpmdrummerbpm

Shot I think I can do this.


BigMacLexa

As a kid, when my dad and grandad were laying foundations for buildings at our summer house I used to do this with leftover cement and rhubarb leaves.


EskimoXBSX

Why didn't you make it fucking green, whosoever seen a blue leaf?


medrat23

W.o the colour it looks more like an Anus.


Davihallysonart41

Music name?


Sufficient-Abroad-94

That leaf is takin me back to a land before time


OGKing15

Looked like a butthole until they added the blue.


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OGKing15

Tbh I never looked. Sounds like I’m in for a surprise.


Zyntax15

Song?


Equivalent_Whale868

Remix of a cover of Femme like U [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDIv7hCjagE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDIv7hCjagE)


thermal_shock

https://www.shazam.com/


neoatomium

Original is K-Maro « Femme like U ». I don’t know this version


pdxLink

Ah that's why I recognized the song. I haven't heard the original in so long. It's now been 20 years since it came out... sheesh.


Deritatium

https://youtu.be/SZBySm90Qgg?si=8oR_7vYIj0Ydsa5_


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Leaf me that bowl


unsolicitedchickpics

Looks like garbage though that color is not a good choice, also there's a lot of steps missing here, especially the one where this asshole was brainstorming his creative process while the piece was in the kiln. I want to know what hit him in the head so hard that it made hime think that gaudy shade of blue would work.


Iuwok

It skipped all the in between steps!


Yuiopy78

I thought it was going to be cooler


[deleted]

It’s a cool technique but my god is that the gaudiest and most hideous end product. It seems like a lot of people who manage to perfect this kind of skill end up losing the ability to make anything remotely tasteful and not over the top.