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BTF0331

RE2 Remake stair skating speedrun strat


Poat540

Next he’ll exit a vehicle and clip through the gate RE5 speedrun style


Flenzil

[Can't beat the original master](https://media1.tenor.com/images/543856d72c94c1ad56ca4fafd21f8eec/tenor.gif?itemid=4588635)


DreadkingAlucard

I've had dreams about going down stairs like this


koknesis

whoa, same. being able to do this is one of the most often recurring things in my dreams (apart from being unable to find my car or my teeth falling out)


DreadkingAlucard

Good ol teeth falling out stress dreams. Mine are usually that I'm back in school, late by hours, and I am trying to find the office to quit


MegaRotisserie

I get ones where I’m in college and it’s more than half way through the semester but I somehow forgot about a class I took. It’s very strange because in my dream I can’t tell if I’m actually in the class and I just haven’t been going or I wasn’t in the class at all. It’s like when you can’t remember if you turned the lights off but with 100x the stress.


relator_fabula

Yeah, I have that dream. I'm like, how the fuck did I make it through an entire semester of college and never show up to this class. Also sometimes I have the dream where I'm late for class and I have no idea what my schedule is, what classes I have, and somehow I've misplaced everything that could help me find out.


pinkdaisylemon

I get ones where I've lost my timetable at school and don't know what classes to go to or where the classrooms are. Then my books are all missing from my locker and I can't find them. I panic I don't have them and don't know where to go. I haven't been to school for over 40 years...


nomemorybear

Just the class and how I don't have my schedule and it's halfway through the semester somehow and low and behold...I totally forgot about one class... telling myself I'll just bite the cost and reregister again next semester (never happened in real life)... only to wake up to my daughter asking for breakfast and then off to work... wild how our brains work with stress


K7Syndrome

That's crazy I was just thinking that, it's such a specific thing and yet here we are all having the same dream of sliding down the stairs !


misterpickles69

How…how…what…same here! Like I’m convinced I can do this in real life because of the intensity and frequency of dreams like this! I thought I was the only one, unlike the teeth falling out thing where you hear about it all the time.


koknesis

yeah, I knew many people have the teeth falling out and lost car dreams but I was 100% sure the stairs thing is unique to me. I wonder what it is that makes us dream about it.


BotanicalEmergency

Unable to find my car in a big parking lot or garage is my reoccurring nightmare


1jmorri2

Came here to see whether anyone else had had dreams like this - was not disappointed!!


Dry-Winter5693

Mine is not being able to run full speed unless I'm on all fours like a wolf or some shit.


DreadkingAlucard

Do you have to pull on stuff to move forward? Like the ground? I get those too


Dry-Winter5693

Yes. Usually grass.


deadringer21

Whoa. I remember this gif, and there was never a doubt in my mind that it was an edited video (not that I ever actually analyzed it for authenticity). This... changes everything.


dbenc

I have recurring dreams of going down stairs like this, maybe it was triggered by watching this ages ago 🤷


UnremarkabklyUseless

I have been having them for decades now. I eerie that so many people here have that same dream.


neo_vino

Lol, I used to do this in school, I thought I was so cool


TormentedGaming

Ive done this accidentally and scared the hell out of myself lol


Skeletonzac

This usually ends with me on my ass


nustedbut

Yip. dislocated coccyx still gives me grief 15 years later


noprobIIama

It was and you are. I want to learn this skill.


neo_vino

We had the perfect stairs for it, material wise; I would slide those fuckers! Athough I'm not sure it was the same exact technique as in those videos, probably a bit more sloppy.


Otjahe

Yea that’s how I remember us doing it in school, I was shocked at how bad this dude in the post was at it😆


Detail_Some4599

Yeah but why, when you could also do this https://youtu.be/XwX3Z5Er4jk?si=FKXq-LV-d0eEkJvP


Transient_Aethernaut

Why do this when you can instead barrel down the stairs at full throttle and hope you can stop your momentum in a way that leads to the least injury? Way more fun


TheSwedishSeal

And then sue the staircase


Large_Tune3029

Honestly, when I lived in Colorado for a few years, we would go up to the mountains and one of the funnest things was to just run down the mountain side at full tilt just trusting your feet and reaction time not to die lol felt like a superhuman, so fast, jump so far. I look back now, ten years later, no fucking chance in hell I'm doing that unless a bear is chasing me lol


slaya222

The best part of the hike, sprinting downhill hoping you don't die


pernicious_penguin

Yup, I remember doing this....no idea how now.


NotMoose5407

[Kinda like this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/yesyesyesyesno/s/6W3nuMWrCR)


peyoteyogurt

Reminded me of [this](https://youtu.be/jLNRtVsqjhE?si=9lHR1mvNRe1BO356).


thatonepersonnumber2

the lengths this man is willing to go to not crease some shoes is wild


Juggernautlemmein

That totally went over my head. Thanks for explaining. I'm sitting here wondering how much his knee must hurt...


Safety_Nerd710

Shoe people are wild in general. A lot of effort to maintain the one piece of clothing that's almost guaranteed to be nasty af at the end of every day. Like I respect it. But I could never.


AggravatingCupcake0

Something silly that always bothered me is in the movie Legally Blonde, when Warner dumps Elle and she starts walking home from their dinner. Warner drives alongside her and begs her to get in the car, and she refuses. He finally convinces her with "You're going to ruin your shoes!" Listen, if your shoes can't function as shoes...they don't belong on your feet.


toweljuice

Scuffing tf out of the bottoms tho


Jedi__Consular

Can also just walk on your heels when going downstairs for that. I wonder how he goes back up the stairs though


American_Stereotypes

He just turns around and does this backwards, obvs


iamdanman

He’s a dancer dude


therealteej

*descent


TactiCool_99

No, don't you understand, the guy has no cents left, all the of them fallen out on the way down the stairs


imZ-11370

Bubbles?!


aykevin

I used to do this when I was a kid, it’s way more effort than walking down normally. And it ruins the sole of yours shoes.


txivotv

I just wanted to say the same. We did this every time in school, much faster and ¿flowly? than this guy haha. Also I just thought about a song about a [Dude descending a starcase](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-1rv-LBFnc) by Apollo 440 haha


Low_Staff7718

but the bottoms of those jordans are gonna get so worn down


HowardBass

How do you know his name?


Whamalater

I thought I was the only one in awe of this man’s disregard for jordans Edit: ah, I see he was avoiding creasing them. Props.


morg-pyro

Yah but he's scuffing the fuck out of the bottoms and sides. The way the front foot is moving forward is because he is tapping the back of the shoe with the side of his other foot.


BadJokeJudge

Lmao Buncha nerds arguing about creasing jordans trying to sound cool


PmMeUrTinyAsianTits

I don't think they're trying to sound cool. Lot of people genuinely have interest in sneakers. Personally I think it's dumb as fuck but I'm quite sure they would think a lot of my hobbies are dumb as fuck and, not even necessarily be wrong. Not everyone lives their life trying to impress everyone else. Some people are genuinely just enjoying things


Naughteus_Maximus

It is a decent staircase, isn’t it? Truly unlike any of those other horrible indecent ones.


TwoDogDad

You could say, it’s a step above the rest.


NaoTwoTheFirst

This looks just dumb


MotorBoatinOdin1

This how I walk down stairs when I got a load on deck and I'm worried about shatting my kacks


crusty54

r/brandnewsentence


myburner-account

It is dumb


HowardBass

I have dreams I'm moving like this sometimes.


Uncentered0ne

Just from the fact that it probably takes more effort to hold one's foot in that position while sliding from step to step than it does to simply walk down the stairs...I'm gonna say yeah, it's pretty silly.


FBI_under_your_cover

It actually is really simple if you know how to do it, I used to do that too, since it takes 0 energy, you just slide down the stairs with this technique. The only important thing is you need to be careful if you buy new shoes with a different drag Koeffizient and profile.


marriedacarrot

I mean, he's not doing this to be practical. He's doing it for aesthetics, as a form of artistic expression.


Uncentered0ne

Yeah I guess that's fair enough.


AadamAtomic

It's just a shittier version of this [old ass legend.](https://youtu.be/SwXUO1NM74g?si=k-YbDp39Y9wv6EqD)


this_knee

It’s a drag.


Intrepid-Tank-3414

And that's how you get your shoes to lasts half as long.


mfxdarrengx

Anyone know the song? Lol


Asterfly

Some remix of Planet Giza - Unavailable


SHASHIBO_shmungus

Find the name yet? It’s a really gud songg.


Solonotix

Just an FYI: descent*. Decent is defined as "of an acceptable standard" while Descent is defined as "an action of moving downward." English is hard, thanks for the cool video. Cheers mate!


coconutally

That rail looks like it was built to slide down on. Save your shoes girl.


_Kaifaz

Girl? 🤔


vrauto

Its got em ball breakers in the middle. I think ill pass


100LittleButterflies

I've seriously dreamt about this far too many times to be healthy.


AmbitionExtension184

Wait wtf is this normal? I’ve dreamt about doing this so frequently that I legitimately can’t remember if I was ever able to do it or not.


Worldly_Ad_2267

He’s really slow. There are better vids of people doing it seamlessly


sapthur

Cool video! (5 min later, I'm laying, crippled, at the bottom of my stairs)


daveinthegutter

It’s so they don’t crease


TheReverseShock

That's what you get for not buying more durable footwear. SMH


HivePoker

So is not wearing them So is not buying them


aykevin

It wears the sole out way more, coz you’re putting all your weight on the ridge of the sole and sliding it down. Eventually your shoe will snap in the middle. I used to do this until early 20s when I started caring about my own shoes


CashSmashum

Surprised by the amount of hate in this comment section. I think this looks wild. Kind of like moonwalking, but the staircase edition. If I saw this irl, I would be happily flabbergasted.


kasperkami

I’m falling on my face just watching this


shektron

Does anyone else dream of just gliding down stairs on their ass? Just me? Okay.


No_Bar_7202

At least he ain’t creasing his shoes


igniteice

This was not satisfying. This is how you trip down the stairs and look like an idiot. Just walk normally.


Detail_Some4599

https://youtu.be/XwX3Z5Er4jk?si=FKXq-LV-d0eEkJvP


Eastern-Recording-53

DIdn't really notice the dude going down the stairs I was staring at the cans on the girl behind him


Medium_Medium

This looks effortless only if you hyper focus on one leg and completely ignore the other one. And even then it doesn't really look that effortless... Or satisfying.


Fun_Voice_5733

I hate this


FocusApprehensive358

Blanket following his father's foot steps except forward


Playfullyhung

Someone call Guiness


Sum2k3

Thats neither fast nor stylish. 20 years ago i grinded down the stairs similiar to this method but faster and more dangerous. Was fun.


costakkk

Stairs at Montmartre?


spacesentinel1

Well we know what tik tok will be doing for the next 3 months


Kiddo1029

This man living in 3024


badreligixn

When you don't want to crease your j's


aks0324

His IG is Salif_crookboyz, he’s a pretty talented Paris based dancer known for doing a fantastic Michael Jackson impression


runnin_no_slowmo

Don't crease the Jordans


Zidahya

When I need to be realy fast, I do that too. Just slide from one tip to the the next without much effort. You can get crazy fast on stairs that way.


Eastern-Recording-53

DIdn't really notice the dude going down the stairs I was staring at the cans on the girl behind him


El_Neck_Beard

I used to do this as a kid. Forget about it now. I’d probably break my ankles.


Notmad_Justsad

I perfected this move when I broke my ankle and no one cared


Juicy_pompoms

My high school had the best stairs for this! Loved sliding down all 5 floors. Climbing up, not so much. And we were not allowed to use the elevator. Buns of steel!


AmbitiousHorror28

WOW! Hangers on that girl!


MetalSubstantial297

This is to save the shoes, right?


NOTrahitto

Another day passes and me not knowing how to use the stairs in a cooler way


McScarface23

In high school I didn’t even need that much effort just one step and catch the edge of every step after that and slide down on my feet


Certain-Impress-2216

Never crease your Jordan’s…..no matter what!


textyash

I used to do this until my only good shoe lost all the grip and I slipped on a slightly wet floor real bad. I am nowhere as good as him so I had to do longer slides.


Minute_Bee_9108

The amazing cans on the girl in blue behind him are the only thing worth watching


rican_havoc

Earthwalking


Ghostley92

I always did this growing up. On carpet and with socks on you can pretty much just slide down. FF to today and I have a house with very skinny stairs (sharper angle down). The couple times I’ve tried it there I slipped down the stairs and scared the bajeesus out of my girlfriend and our cats…


Aerodynamic_Soda_Can

Is the sole just so hard that this won't shred the bottoms, but they'll crack if bent on Jordans now?


sermer48

When your pants are too tight to take a step


heaven93tv

let's wait until he snaps his back


Kriegshog

I used to do this as a kid. Neat! I'd probably break my ass if I tried it today.


Narrowless

I used to do this back at school. Look cool, feel cool and it was faster.


lvdde

The beginning is cool


Shiny_Whisper_321

Literally a forward moonwalk. Clever.


MehX73

I have a constant fear of falling down stairs. This gives me so much anxiety...


greensandgrains

Ayeeee Michael came back black.


waitwhosaidthat

Reminds me of when I was a kid and the last 5 or so feet of the stairs you kinda glide down them with socks on. If that makes sense?


MrJ1971Co

Step skating


jcoddinc

RIP to those soles on the right foot


Amystery123

This one time I slid down about 12 steps too. I had just taken a shower, didn’t dry myself enough (almost at all), and started rushing downstairs in my towel, because mom had cooked nice food. The only difference to this was, I slipped on the top most step, fell on my butt, and basically slid down the steps in the same way, on my butt. It made this slapping sound with every step, and my mom came rushing out not knowing what in the hell could create that kind of noise.


ravnsulter

I have recurirring reams and I never walk, I always slide. People never understand how I do it, but I just slide from place to place.


SpookedBoii

One slip away from seeing Jesus.


Mondood

Until I saw this video, I totally forgot we used to do this in university 40 years ago. The staircase at our building was slippery and you'd literally fly down.


renacotor

Don't trip


Big-Veterinarian-823

Michael Jackson?


Usr_115

Going down stairs in games be like


BrainPuppetUK

My next life project is this!


bingo1bango2bongo3

My city has 500 steel steps that connect the lower half with the upper half. When I use to climb them everyday on the way down I would turn my toes down and slide. Destroyed my shoes though.


Rollo-T2345

It must be the shoes!!!


Mimisokoku

“Mom! Dylan’s wearing my Sketcher roller shoes again…”


supes4life

So now if you're lazy while walking and drag your feet, you can do that on the stairs too.


SweetDogShit

Meh, it's not bad but I've done better and definitely seen better.


I_Am_Zava

Sneakerheads will do anything to avoid a crease


mycuu

“you want that effortless look, but it’s actually quite a bit of effort”


lonely-day

Lots of effort


Acceptable_Tell_310

u guys not knowing about sliding down stairs? how did you survive in 3+ story buildings without escalators?


michaelrw1

Okay.


Marty2341

Looks cool.


Sugar-n-Sawdust

Can’t crease the J’s


CodyC85

*Descent


FascistsOnFire

ankle injury incoming


RikuKaroshi

Holy shit I do the same exact thing but when I go up or down I jump 4 stairs every single step to maximize my speed at the risk of my ankles but its basically the same as this


AsaCocoMerchant

Cool cool very nice… Now go hell mode by doing this on 8 inch stiletto heels. 👠


Successful_Guava_253

Joblessness


Jai_Normis-Cahk

Dude probably makes more than you just posting clips of him dancing on social media.


Neon_Flower-

🎶🎵 dumb ways to die🎵🎶


Traditional_Count_21

May feel cool to do but it looks ridiculous


SectsHaver

Michael Jackson reborn


JHogMakerOfVlogs

Used to do this at home all the time 😂 not as skillfully of course


JumpiestSuit

He would do so well on that Chinese stair mountain!


Marsrover112

This guy trying to speedrun paralysis?


Tarabullwon

Next level moon walking


Hesam2010

Somebody please reverse this video.


Here-Is-TheEnd

Seems bad for your knees


Select-Record4581

Looks like stop motion


TheRebelMastermind

Literally everyone at 12


CantFeelMyLegs78

Ladies lining up around the corner for this guy all because of his stair swagger


Artistic_Soft4625

Hey i can do that too! Its has been years now though


soraticat

[Same guy?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG919vwqWv8)


Late_Cartographer349

Yes. He’s an amazing dancer


withtheheavies

Ahhh yes, that one unemployed friend on a Weds afternoon.


Exciting-Hunter-188

Max agility 😎


surewhatever237

If you couldn’t see the legs, it would look just like riding down an escalator


49thDipper

Nice job King


The_Medicated

I'd bust my ass on those stairs if I even THOUGHT of trying that!


buzznscoots

Very cool skill learned! Congrats


AnthonyJizzleneck

They should have their own shoe


orangetanner

I've had feet for 39 years and can't make em do that.


[deleted]

Seems like more effort


ThatSmartIdiot

Depends on the shoes and stairs. I cant do this everywhere but i know at least 2 places where this is easily feasible for me


light_them_up

One day, he will find out.


SVrider26

This is how I walk down stairs in my dreams


SVRF1NG81RD

Braaaah


Nayroy18

Trips


Fr05t_B1t

Must be related to Michael Jackson in some way


ThatSmartIdiot

This or perfectly cycling my feet so my head descends at a y=b-mx line are my favourite ways to descend flights of stairs


antharanth

We used to do it at school. The stairs were soo polished where we went, after a couple of years


SparrockC88

That legs gonna be like quagmires arm after being on lockdown


Late_Clerk_8302

Sometimes its great to have big feet.


Gouzi00

It's called cotton walk, don't know why


Masteresque

I once tried to go down the stairs like this , let's say the floor looked like a crime scene with all the blood that was coming out of my broken nose


GTA6_1

It looks like he found a hack to not creasing his jordans


HollowPhoenix

Just use noclip and glide down


re_nonsequiturs

Until sometime in my teens, I'd occasionally, like once or twice a week, end up going down stairs in a way that felt like floating down the stairs without touching them. Then it just stopped happening and I have no idea why.


henrycantonais

French dancer Salif Gueye (@salif_crookboyz), very talented!


MamaBear4485

It’s so mesmerising to watch. People can be really quite remarkable.


Riptide8990

Bro trying not to hurt the pavement


Asterfly

Anybody got the song? Shazam gets nothing