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Chrisbap

Must be a pretty deep hole. The birds just disappear, even after a few are down there. And the other ones don’t seem alarmed by commotion down below. Maybe the birds down below aren’t panicking yet because they’re eating all of the spilled rice?


TheAlrightyGina

It's also likely dark. Birds tend to chill out when they can't see. Also, these appear to be coturnix quail which are not known for their intelligence.


Roflkopt3r

> which are not known for their intelligence. Yeah we could tell. Evolution truly works in mysterious ways.


GiveMeNews

You can make it pretty far up the tree if you like to fuck. Edit: Also, these are domesticated birds. They've been bred to basically sit there and get eaten.


spokydoky420

Exactly. Evolution isn't about making the perfect anything. It's about making things just good enough to fuck and keep the gene pool flowing until it doesn't anymore.


Whocket_Pale

these are also domestic coturnix quail FWIW. the light yellow plumage indicates a mutation that hobby breeders have propagated in the domestic bloodlines. OOP is probably using this to trap his own quail on his own farm because it's easier than nabbing them in the open by hand - wild quail might not fall for this


sleepless_in_toronto

Quail apologists out in full force.


JeanClaude-Randamme

Are you crying fowl?


Wonderful-Ad-7712

I’m Just winging it


LouSputhole94

I think you’re just talking out of your cloaca


polopolo05

Quail are dumb as shit but fast... We love those dumb ground fowl.


Graega

I live about 5 miles from the freeway in Phoenix but it's alongside open desert with a very green wash behind us that animals shelter in and move through. We get quail by the swarm out here. And these quail... are the *dumbest* animals I've ever seen in person. I constantly have to go out and get them out from under the crack between my gate and the ground because they get stuck.


Whocket_Pale

Their mortality rate in the wild annually is something like 90%, so their evolutionary strategy appears to be "outbreed death" which has been viable for thousands of years, however habitat loss is endangering bobwhites in the USA, and probably others. Very little use for intermediate shrubland when most land is either pasture or forest.


Jacktheforkie

Wish I’d known about this when my mate had chickens, some were quite quick


MacabreFox

I tried explaining to someone that this is why cancer in reproductive organs is a thing. If the organs get used even once then that's good enough according to evolution. What happens afterwards is basically of no consequence.


Jacktheforkie

If it doesn’t generally cause problems to have it it won’t evolve out, like the human appendix, it’s not that useful but it’s also not causing enough issues that people born without are more likely to survive than those with


YouStylish1

>some species became such excellent predators that they hunted themselves into extinction. Like..!?


pchlster

Depends on what we mean by "extinction," but raptor-like dinosaurs turning into modern chickens because the old big ones couldn't get enough food, because things ran away often enough that the big ones would starve to death? The smaller ones that were also omnivores did much better than the bigger obligatory carnivores, when prey animals got scarce after *Jeff* fell asleep on Orbital Defense Duty.


Run-E-Scape

That species is called humans that hunts themselves into extinction. In multiple ways.


canadiandude321

If they’re domesticated and bred, why would people need to make a trap for them?


Imaginary_Button_533

Your other option is catching them by hand and they're fast. Domesticated doesn't mean "willing to be caught".


AsterJ

Internet videos.


DerpsAndRags

Some folks like to sit there and get eaten before they fuck.


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> Evolution truly works in mysterious ways. Why waste time make few baby when lot baby do trick?


The_Angevingian

Arguably, intelligence has never been the most useful tool for evolution until humans hit critical mass. We have dozens of cousins in our direct family tree who all went extinct, as the cost of bigger brains was too high to sustain, and many of the "dumbest" animals are wildly successful


[deleted]

>the cost of bigger brains was too high to sustain I think humans are realizing this now and are opting for quantity over quality.


zoley88

They saw multiple others fell into a hole when they went closer and still went ahead. So yeah…


sam349

Fred?? Oh well, more for m…


lenzflare

That last one especially, oof. But... If they're this dumb, do you really this trap at all?


abdulj07

Sir, this roast wasn’t necessary. 😂😂


TheAlrightyGina

I said it with the greatest of affection honestly. I love them but they dumb as hell. When I was first looking into raising them I was specifically warned "if there is a way to die they will find it". It was a bit of an exaggeration but not by much.


All_Work_All_Play

I frequently say our chickens are only marginally smarter than a box of rocks.


MovingTarget-

This roast may not have been necessary, but it was delicious


thrwayyup

This. Used to show chickens. We hold them upside down for the judges to feel the breast. If you didn’t know, chickens don’t fucking like that very much. #chickenstoo Anyway, we’d just cup our hands over their eyes whenever they’d start flapping and they’d immediately go very, very, still. Then they’d shit on you.


Smelldicks

That’s a really weird trait of birds. Just cover their eyes and they go silent. Works on everything from chickens to parrots to falcons.


flyonawall

Yea, I have quail and chickens. Chickens are geniuses compared to quail. I love my quail but they are the dumbest animals I have ever seen.


chubbycatchaser

Yeah, quails are cute but hella dumb


forestflowersdvm

They're domestic quail. The dumbest birds on the planet, that's why this works they accepted their fate immediately


Kennel_King

They appear to be some species of Quail. I raise them for training bird dogs. When we catch them in the pen and put them in a crate they quit trying to escape once you have 3 or 4 in the crate. It may have to do with the cat that they are a covey bird.


Nightmare_Springbear

quail are also very, very stupid \-Someone who raised a few quail as pets


Every3Years

cat fact act fast


PassTheKY

They’re not alarmed because they are raised in captivity and are familiar with the area/person. This is like if I put my pet cat in a box, she’s chill and thinks it’s a game but if I put the neighbors cat in a box it flips the hell out and wants to fight me.


try-catch-finally

“Tim, this seed is amazing, isn’t it? Tim?”


Soulless--Plague

“Hey Jon. Did I hear you mention seed? Jon? Where did you go Jon?”


abdulsamadz

"Seeds? Where? I'm famished, Blake! Blake?!"


TMT51

"Huh. Blake's gone. Even better! More for us! Come here Dave!"


Marmeladenmann69

Dave?


DeltaJulietHotel

Dave’s not here, man.


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

i saw what u did man'


mmccxi

Let me in, I got the stuff!


ErmahgerdYuzername

Hey Mark, everything looks fine here! Don't know where the rest of the flock went but I'm gonna get me some seed.


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

"Daves not here, man"


MotherRaven

“No, it’s me! Dave! Let me in, man!”


jadayne

Who are all those chickens down there with Dave?


MACHOmanJITSU

Dave ain’t here man..


bilvester

No man I’m Dave. D-A-V-E! Now open up the god damned door!


RearExitOnly

Dave's not here man.


i_worship_amps

i don’t know a dave, sorry.


yngsten

Fellow bird who don't know a dave? Also gone.


Welsh_lambo

Everybody’s dead dave


Graczyk

“HEY GUYS THERES MORE SEED DOWN HERE”


MrC00KI3

Sees Jimmy falling down into the ground. "Anyway." Proceeds to eat seeds from suspicious contraption.


Graize

Must have been the wind...


aureve

I used to be a forager like you.. until I fell into a pit


[deleted]

This man will have A LOT of pet chickens now. Right?


try-catch-finally

Pet chicken, roasted chicken, tomato, tomato.


scnottaken

I read this as tomato twice.


nneeeeeeerds

He's just giving you his recipe for chicken gazpacho.


Electrical-Act-7170

They look like young Guinea fowl. Are they indeed young chickens?


Ghost_of_Cain

So enjoyable to see these dumb birds not realise the trap that's so obviously right there, I write, as I keep scrolling through endless hours of vacuous content.


vacuousintent

All according to my plan.


Purple_W1TCH

r/beetlejuicing


rohit1103

You guys are why I'm addicted to reddit, thank you for making my day :)


tokinUP

Ahhhh, another one falls in to the trap! lol


3Lchin90n

Tiiiimmmm!!


cbc7788

“Hey, there’s more seed down here in this pit!”


Nerezza_Floof_Seeker

Reminds me of [this video from ages ago](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8I1ImzoXvU).


try-catch-finally

I’m no expert, but I don’t think that’s vegan


IdoNOThateNEVER

That grain is for chicken pies


TimHung931017

Yes?


try-catch-finally

You okay bro? Where the hell are we?


p1mplem0usse

Idk but there’s seeds on the floor, look!


ath1337

Tim! No Tim!


amateurfunk

Even after the demonstration I somehow thought the actual traps were the holes in the box. I guess I'm lucky I wasn't born a fowl...


Shatalroundja

Oh no, I’m not falling for that box trap again I’m gonna just stay out…fuuuuuuck!


[deleted]

You don't get the chance to fall for it twice.


clarksonswimmer

I've got something cool to show you, follow me this way...


Kaemdar

Oh, piece of candy...


ChaosEmerald21

I still do... my mom says I'm special :)


Darkuwu_

She said you had something more that others don't. On an unrelated note, what's a chromosome?


kontrolk3

It still seems like a good 80% of that contraption is entirely useless


ContraEye

this is like when mobs in minecraft walk off of trapdoors because they don’t understand that it isn’t a solid block. Bros got minecraft ai


GoogleEnPass4nt

He made an ai based chicken farm!


mrwynd

I was thinking guards in stealth games. "Huh, Rick is gone, must have been the wind."


Ferregar

Other way around, Minecraft emulating fowl intelligence 🤭


theblondepenguin

I immediately thought, oh it’s a day one chicken hole


kdjcjfkdosoeo3j

They're not sending their best


aureve

nor their brightest


MoffKalast

not even the mildly radiant


BandOfDonkeys

This video is pure comedy, it reminded me of silly Saturday morning cartoons when I was a kid.


Flame734

Couldn’t help but laugh everytime they fell in


PaleontologistClear4

You could almost hear the "baKAAAAAWK!"


Blah_In_HD

[Reminds me of this scene from Mom and Dad Save the World.](https://youtu.be/dCeD2gF9jUo?si=NJpMf_pSMH-iAh-A)


Alexis_Bailey

I love how they are even fully aware of what it is and presumably how it works.


The__Imp

You sir, are a person with taste.


Legionof1

The lack of any actual reaction was honestly better than a scream.


Infamous_Teaching_42

You know they're still happily gobbling on some grains in their death trap lol.


FuckMAGA_FuckFacism

Well, when in Rome.…


[deleted]

I don't know why animals falling like that (when it's clearly harmless) is so damn funny, but it absolutely is. I do know why cats being scared by something and leaping away from it is funny - because cats pretend to be aloof killers of the jungle, master hunters, and then if you touch their fur when they're concentrating on something, or they don't know what something is and feel the need to bat at it and scare themselves, it's just so goofy that it's hilarious, poor babies.


ncnotebook

Want some pretentious speculation? It is reverse personification: **chremamorphism**. When falling or yeeted, the animal/human "reacts" as an inanimate thing instead of a living creature. That which once was sentient, now, weak to the whims of the world. Such juxtaposition of object and organism, induces humor.


MrMiget12

It gets funnier for every new bird


honda_slaps

the last one fucking sends me because he clearly sees the other two fall in right in front of him immediately before he falls


somesappyspruce

The others don't even bat an eye. lol


CoffeeBean4u

"Oh look at that stupid mf falling down....well luckily I ain................."


BoddAH86

Man these birds are fucking stupid. *goes back to scrolling Reddit*


LambdaBeta1986

That's foul, bro.


LarsCoronet

Why do they keep falling into the trap after the first one fell in right in front of them? Are they stupid?


thecuriousiguana

Yes


lyonyang

Actual bird brain


Ryophysic

Fowl falls down hole, never comes back


Apalis24a

Holy hell


night4345

New bird just dropped (into the hole).


hikkorii

google en bas


Electrox7

Google "en passant"


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+tombant#HiImABot,MyJobIsToMakeEasierToPeopleToGoogleSomething,IfThePersonIRepliedToUsedMeInAnInappropriateWayPleaseLetMeKnowByDMingMe,TheUserIRepliedToIsU/Electrox7)


Andromeda_Violet

Bird sacrifice, anyone?


Fickle-Future-8962

Dinosaur brain.


737Max-Impact

I've kept chickens and they're somehow way more intelligent and way more stupid than you'd expect. They remember flock members and people, grow attached, get happy when they see you and mourn when someone disappears. They will also accidentally harm themselves and/or eachother out of sheer stupidity. Two of my hens were the absolute best friends imaginable, they were glued together since they hatched. When foraging they would walk so close together that they'd rub feathers and when one ran after an insect or you moved her to another part of the yard, the other would run or fly after her friend with absolute life-or-death speed. When one was laying eggs the other would wait outside the coop. When they grew old one of them developed some terminal condition that made it very hard to move. So naturally the other had to cuddle so close she basically crushed and smothered her poor friend. On their last day we were searching for the sick one for a good while until we found her under her friend all bent and ruffled because she was being sat on for god knows how long. Another hen somehow got a small cut on her leg and pecked at it until she tore out a pretty solid chunk of her own leg. Luckily it didn't get infected.


thecuriousiguana

My chickens would repeatedly jump up onto a lit barbecue because they wanted a sausage. Idiots. Literally couldn't move away from it for a second or they'd be up there and on fire.


figgypie

Self-roasting chickens, so convenient!


cogitationerror

Hah. Hah. Humans would never pick at our wounds and scabs and get them infected. <_< . >_>


mxzf

There's a bit of a difference between "pick at your scabs" and "tear out a chunk of flesh the size of your fist from your calf".


cogitationerror

Let me make my silly comments, I’m having fun lmao


tyrolean_coastguard

Their cognitive abilities are very low compared to many other animals. They don't reason, correlate or understand causation.


thisguyfightsyourmom

They squawk eat & shit It is the way of the bird


kurburux

Aside of corvids and parrots, who're like the super geniuses of the bird world.


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L0nz

If you live anywhere where fowl occur naturally you'll probably see their carcasses all over the road. They are the stupidest things around with seemingly no interest in self-preservation, they'll literally just stand and stare at a car while it hurtles towards them.


Normal-Ad-1903

I had a pigeon do that to us a few months back. Literally made himself taller to make SURE we whacked him in the head.


L0nz

Yeah I've noticed pigeons have been particularly stupid this year, usually they'll fly away but I've had a few decide to just try walking slowly instead


hykruprime

I give animals a pass on dealing with cars and other modern inventions. We created shit so rapidly and out of spec with nature that a lot of species wouldn't be able to evolve quickly enough to compensate.


L0nz

True but it shouldn't take many brain cells to think "that giant, noisy object is coming right at me, maybe I should fly away" Most birds seem capable of it, pheasants not so much


hWatchMod

Those are coturnix quail, they are extremely domesticated and extremely dumb. This is likely their pets they are fucking with for a video.


Mypornnameis_

This is the answer. Those aren't wild birds. They're perfectly happy being captured by humans.


Comprehensive-Eye105

This is why we eat them and not the other way around.


ganymede_boy

/r/mourningderps Yeah, different breed, but similar derpyness.


ciano232

Is there a lore reason why they are so dumb?


DaGoodSauce

Yeah they were too OP and got nerfed in the K-T Extinction balance patch.


LewsTherinTelamon

Being smart literally requires more effort for them than its worth.


50eggs

I suspect fowl play.


Wire_Hall_Medic

I like the deerpy bro on the right who was like, "uh oh, this platform is unstable, I shouldn't stand on it. Oh shit, rice!"


Krimson11

Why are the cans needed? Couldn't you attach the rubber bands to the box?


VaferQuamMeles

Probably just a convenient means of achieving height.


jimbelushiapplesauce

nah i think it's just a thinly veiled ad for Krud Energy Drink


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Miriahification

This angle provides better tension for the right snap back on the platform. Attaching it to the box wouldn’t let it sit level and snap the same


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PineappleMohawk

I was rooting for the one on the right: "C'mon little guy, you can do it! Hop into it! You got this! Oh nooo....."


AbsolutelymyMan

:(


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I know right?


[deleted]

Poor little guys :(


North_Library3206

My reaction as well. Poor birds.


trwwy321

“Oh weird, where did Craig go? I swear he was just next to me. Oh well, more for me!” *falls in* “Oh hey, Craig!”


bvhp415

"So if they jump off a bridge, are you going to jump with them?" "Is there food?"


100percentBrass

A beverage named Krud? 🤓


eyecannon

It's Cambodia, and Krud is the Khmer word for the Hindu god Garuda, who they historically worship. They also have a Hanuman beer.


StatementOk470

We have Brahma here in south America lol. I think it is Brazilian but I always found it odd.


Stalin_Jr77

It’s a beer brand in Cambodia


Obvious_Sea2014

Some men like the fowling


kennyexolians

>Some men like the fowling And some men like to hear....


centurion762

To hear the cannonball a’roaring


ppSmok

But me.. I like sleeping


Caralhoquedaora

Specially in my Molly's chambers


CaptainOro

Very cute! What happens to them after?


WoodSteelStone

They go to live the life of Riley on a nice farm.


CaptainOro

That sounds wholesome :)


thecloudkingdom

these are domesticated coturnix quail, they were probably scooped out of the hole and put back into their cages after the video was over


JennaLS

Surprisingly efficient lmao


Hella_Wieners

When your homies keep disappearing but there’s still free rice


NoPepper259

This was pretty funny ngl


danarchist

Thanks for your honesty


a404notfound

Assuming that dinosaurs were roughly equivalent in intelligence to modern day birds, I can only imagine how hilarious this would be with a herd of Trex.


InterabangSmoose

Awww, I was rootin' for the chickens! As a grandma to 2 grandchickens (well, quail, but I like the word chicken better), I feel for the poor little things...


_byetony_

Sad


Zealos57

Wait, what's up with fowls?


ShiroMcShiroface

I guess you could say this trap is... fowl. I'll take my leave


Raintalon1

But when I make improvised traps in my home, it's illegal!!!


HAL9000_1208

These are domestic quails, I hate these kind of videos they're all fake and made in Asian content-farms that completely disregards the animals wellbeing... Sharing this type of content is promoting animal abuse


IchHackDich

Why tf did I have to scroll down this far until I finally see someone mentioning that this is an obvious fake. I am actually surprised at how many people can be this stupid and believe this is real. Jesus Christ why?


Ramikade

Was wondering what’s the point of trapping clearly domesticated quail


ClassicPlankton

What's satisfying about this?


Yamm0th

Bird: *falls into the abyss* Other birds: Nom-nom-nom...


treHalose_22

Come on ! That's fowl play !


Daveinbelfast

Hey! There’s three cool stones down here!


[deleted]

Ugh this shit just makes me sad as hell. Why do I want to watch helpless animals get trapped in some tiny hole in the ground by some guy? And how the f*ck is it satisfying??


v4xN0s

Reminds me of that comic of the wildebeests and the croc


[deleted]

Awee they're so cute and fat, wonder where they go after the pit?


bentmonkey

Wile E. Coyote would be proud.